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Rena-chan
I should note that this is not an attempt to get back at this guy, I guess...
But it's not, really.

I just find this whole conversation really amusing, and felt like it wouldn't be nice of me to not share the fun with you guys.

SPOILER
13:41 <EmsteR> : you know ur really bad for someone with a TABLET AND 20K PLAYS?
13:41 <EmsteR> : you have a tablet and you cant even do square/diamonds
13:42 <Priestess_In_Yellow> : You know you're trying to insult someone who publicly says that they suck at osu! all the time ?
13:42 <EmsteR> : yes
13:42 <EmsteR> : and i know ur getting cut
13:43 <EmsteR> : so ur the best in ur country apparently
13:43 <Priestess_In_Yellow> : I am. Problem ?
13:43 <EmsteR> : wow didnt know the entire population of denmark had down syndrome
13:44 <Priestess_In_Yellow> : That didn't even make sense
13:44 <EmsteR> : show me fault
13:45 <Priestess_In_Yellow> : wat
13:45 <EmsteR> : how did it not make sense?
13:45 <EmsteR> : and why did you ask me to multiplayer with you the other day?
13:45 <Priestess_In_Yellow> : What does down syndrome have to do with osu! skill ?
13:46 <EmsteR> : well im sure those with down syndrome would be severly handicapped in osu skill
13:46 <EmsteR> : you disagree?
13:46 <Priestess_In_Yellow> : I wouldn't know, I'm not very experienced with the whole down syndrome skill. I'm a lot more experienced in the schizophrenic category.
13:47 <Priestess_In_Yellow> : skill = thing, by the way
13:48 <EmsteR> : so why did u randomly ask me to multiplayer
13:48 <Priestess_In_Yellow> : I didn't know how much of an asshole you try to be at the time, I guess
13:52 <EmsteR> : im not an asshole
13:52 <Priestess_In_Yellow> : You're sure trying to be one
13:52 <EmsteR> : lol
13:52 <EmsteR> : i did nothing to you except call you bro
13:52 <EmsteR> : and u shut me down
13:53 <Priestess_In_Yellow> : Yep. And then you got mad, so I guess you could say that you're easily trolled.
13:53 <EmsteR> : you werent trolling though
13:54 <EmsteR> : idc what the osu community thinks, they are far too stuck up and blinded by their own sense of worth
13:54 <EmsteR> : i know im a not a bad person
13:55 <EmsteR> : and you have proven that you are obviously butthurt by what i say by putting in the effort to screenshot and send to mod
13:55 <EmsteR> : so much for not caring lmfao
13:57 <Priestess_In_Yellow> : Send to mod ? wut
13:57 <EmsteR> : lol?
13:58 <Priestess_In_Yellow> : Though even if I weren't trolling at the time, you still got trolled. So you could say that you got trolled by someone who wasn't even trying.
13:58 <Priestess_In_Yellow> : Besides, taking it so personally to have a complete stranger say something like that to you ?
13:59 <EmsteR> : Yeah
13:59 <EmsteR> : straight up "dont talk to me"
13:59 <EmsteR> : why would you say that
13:59 <Priestess_In_Yellow> : Would you rather I worded it differently ?
13:59 <EmsteR> : i just dont understand why you would be so ..
13:59 <Priestess_In_Yellow> : Because your general behaviour is annoying. It's that simple, really.
14:00 <EmsteR> : you mean prior to this?
14:00 <Priestess_In_Yellow> : Yep
14:00 <EmsteR> : ooh
14:00 <EmsteR> : what behaviour would that be
14:01 <Priestess_In_Yellow> : Oh, your general behaviour in #osu. The way you call a complete stranger "bro" in every line you type, how you abbreviate words that are
14:01 <Priestess_In_Yellow> : only three letters long, such stuff.
14:01 <Priestess_In_Yellow> : It's the small things that are the real annoyances, y'know ?
14:01 <EmsteR> : i dont type bro that much
14:01 <EmsteR> : why is it such a big deal anyway when i do
14:01 <EmsteR> : and what abbreviations do i use?
14:01 <Priestess_In_Yellow> : "u"
14:02 <EmsteR> : all i can think of is faggot into fgt
14:02 <EmsteR> : eveyrone uses u
14:02 <EmsteR> : not everyone
14:02 <EmsteR> : but alot
14:02 <Priestess_In_Yellow> : And it's one of those minor annoyances that you just can't get rid of
14:02 <EmsteR> : lives too short to put such effort into typing
14:03 <Priestess_In_Yellow> : "You" can be typed with three fingers pressing one button each. This can be done quickly enough that it won't matter, anyway. Your point
14:03 <Priestess_In_Yellow> : is... ?
14:05 <EmsteR> : I just like how you make judgement on someone based on their typing
14:06 <EmsteR> : and my typing is not that bad, others can be far worse
14:07 <EmsteR> : that was pretty sneaky how u reported me with screenshot and all
14:07 <EmsteR> : very honourable
14:07 <EmsteR> : cant take any shit can you
14:09 <Priestess_In_Yellow> : Wait, wait, wait. What makes you think I reported you ?
14:09 <Priestess_In_Yellow> : What are you, Brazilian ?
14:09 <EmsteR> : WTF?
14:09 <EmsteR> : i know you reported me
14:09 <EmsteR> : why are you trying to deny it
14:09 <Priestess_In_Yellow> : I'm pretty sure the only thing I've done so far, is post a screenshot of this conversation in #osu, saying that you're funny.
14:10 <Priestess_In_Yellow> : I don't think that counts as reporting someone...
14:10 <EmsteR> : im pretty sure it does
14:10 <EmsteR> : how the fuk is that not reporting someone? holy shit
14:10 <EmsteR> : are you serious?
14:10 <Priestess_In_Yellow> : Reporting would be using the !report command, and actually reporting you, for one thing
14:10 <EmsteR> : "hmm the only thing i did was stab this person in the face, i dont think that counts as murdering him"
14:11 <Priestess_In_Yellow> : I don't recall directly telling a mod that you should be banned for insulting both me and my country in a PM
14:11 <Priestess_In_Yellow> : Or even highlighting a mod, for that matter
14:11 <EmsteR> : it doesnt matter how you did it
14:12 <EmsteR> : fact is you knew what happen
14:12 <EmsteR> : we both know that
14:12 <EmsteR> : what you would really post a screenshot of yourself getting steamrolled just cos you think its HAHAHAH SOO FUNNEH
14:12 <EmsteR> : LOOK AT ME SO COOL PRETENDING I DONT CARE
14:12 <Priestess_In_Yellow> : Yes, yes I would
14:12 <EmsteR> : u expect me to believe that?
14:12 <Priestess_In_Yellow> : I would so totally post something making fun of myself, too
14:15 <EmsteR> : fuk you have a lot of friends
14:18 <Priestess_In_Yellow> : Huh ?
14:19 <EmsteR> : i saw ur screenshot
14:19 <EmsteR> : and you have a retarded amount of friends
14:19 <Priestess_In_Yellow> : They're mostly mutual friends
14:19 <Priestess_In_Yellow> : I guess this says something about me
14:21 <EmsteR> : yeah
14:21 <EmsteR> : it says you have been playing osu for ages
14:21 <Priestess_In_Yellow> : No, just a little over 2 years
14:21 <EmsteR> : ...
14:21 <EmsteR> : i was expectnig like 8 months
14:21 <EmsteR> : 2 years? holy jesus
14:22 <Priestess_In_Yellow> : Well, that's almost an "if I played for 2 years, I'd be better." Almost.
14:22 <Priestess_In_Yellow> : It's implied, at least
14:23 <EmsteR> : do you know how long ive been playing
14:23 <EmsteR> : since december
14:24 <EmsteR> : 2 years would get a playcount of llike 50k
14:24 <Priestess_In_Yellow> : Good on you. Then you should play more, so you can realize that your skill is going to just suddenly almost stop improving !
14:24 <EmsteR> : u mustve have played much
14:24 <EmsteR> : nah
14:24 <EmsteR> : its all about potential
14:24 <Priestess_In_Yellow> : Noooooot really
14:24 <EmsteR> : ...
14:25 <EmsteR> : the improvement curve is negativly accelerated
14:25 <EmsteR> : i know this
14:25 <EmsteR> : there is a limit
14:25 <Priestess_In_Yellow> : That's real fucking neato.
14:25 <EmsteR> : u mad?
14:25 <EmsteR> : so ur trying to tell me that you have reached ur limit?
14:27 <EmsteR> : i believe that 40-50 k plays is the time when people reach their limit
14:27 <EmsteR> : and simply stop improving
14:27 <Priestess_In_Yellow> : I'm a little too busy thinking about whether it would be rude to leave you waiting while I go buy food to be mad, sorry
14:27 <EmsteR> : hence why doomsday is not the best
14:28 <EmsteR> : lol u actually care about not being rude to me
14:28 <Priestess_In_Yellow> : But to be honest, I don't see where you're trying to go with this
14:29 <Priestess_In_Yellow> : Like, I can't tell if you're just trying to insult or troll me, or trying to get me to like you better.
14:29 <Priestess_In_Yellow> : Either way, you're pretty bad at it
14:29 <EmsteR> : why would i try to get you to like me
14:29 <EmsteR> : wtf?
14:30 <Priestess_In_Yellow> : Juuuuuuuuust insulting then, got it.
14:30 <EmsteR> : you really are trapped in this false sense of ignorant arrogance arent you
14:30 <Priestess_In_Yellow> : I dunno, maybe ?
14:31 <EmsteR> : maybe what?
14:32 <Priestess_In_Yellow> : Anyway, how much time do you have left to keep this going ? Or are you a completely useless individual like myself who doesn't have any
14:32 <Priestess_In_Yellow> : job or studies to keep track of ?
14:33 <Priestess_In_Yellow> : I'd like to get some food, but it'd be weird to just leave you hanging like that while you're trying so hard to insult me
14:33 <EmsteR> : im not
14:33 <EmsteR> : if i wanted to insult you
14:33 <EmsteR> : i would
14:33 <EmsteR> : but i dont
14:33 <Priestess_In_Yellow> : So you really ARE trying to get me to like you ?
14:33 <EmsteR> : no
14:34 <Priestess_In_Yellow> : Just trying to troll then ?
14:34 <EmsteR> : no?
14:34 <EmsteR> : im just interested about peoples improvement over time
14:34 <Priestess_In_Yellow> : That's not what it seems like
14:35 <EmsteR> : i was curious when u said how suddenly u felt like u stopped getting better
14:35 <Priestess_In_Yellow> : But now you're not curious. Okay, moving on. What's the point of this conversation again ?
14:35 <EmsteR> : nothing, im playing i have nothing to do
14:35 <EmsteR> : what are you doing?
14:36 <Priestess_In_Yellow> : Playing and thinking about getting food. My lack of skill is becoming greater by the minute.
14:36 <Priestess_In_Yellow> : So should I post this conversation in Off-Topic yet ?
14:36 <EmsteR> : no
14:36 <Priestess_In_Yellow> : Or do you have more to add ?
14:37 <EmsteR> : why havent you gone yet
14:38 <Priestess_In_Yellow> : It would be rude to just leave you without finishing the conversation off. So I'm asking you if you have more to add.
14:38 <EmsteR> : if u have food to get i still dont understand why you havent gone yet
14:39 <Priestess_In_Yellow> : It would be rude to just leave you without finishing the conversation off. So I'm asking you if you have more to add.
14:39 <EmsteR> : rofl please dont trying to pretend you care about being rude or not
14:39 <Priestess_In_Yellow> : I do, actually. But life is too short to reword the same thing twice.
14:40 <EmsteR> : not to me you dont
14:40 <EmsteR> : anyway
14:40 <Priestess_In_Yellow> : Go on
14:40 <EmsteR> : what?
14:41 <Priestess_In_Yellow> : You said "anyway" as if you have something more to say. Go on.
14:41 <EmsteR> : anyway you should go get your food now
Jarby
Life lesson learned: Never talk to Australians under any circumstances.
Shellghost
14:09 <Priestess_In_Yellow> : I'm pretty sure the only thing I've done so far, is post a screenshot of this conversation in #osu, saying that you're funny.
14:10 <Priestess_In_Yellow> : I don't think that counts as reporting someone...
14:10 <EmsteR> : im pretty sure it does
14:10 <EmsteR> : how the fuk is that not reporting someone? holy shit
14:10 <EmsteR> : are you serious?
14:10 <Priestess_In_Yellow> : Reporting would be using the !report command, and actually reporting you, for one thing
14:10 <EmsteR> : "hmm the only thing i did was stab this person in the face, i dont think that counts as murdering him"

Holy shit. I can't even read the whole thing because this analogy was beyond retarded.
Faust
That was a pretty good digest, if I may say.

Thanks for sharing this ;)
jockeytiyan
It's weird that you didn't treat me this way in multiplayer. :P

Also, what a newfag. XD
Shellghost
I lied and i read the whole thing.

I think i need to sleep before i start trying to make sense of anything he said.
Topic Starter
Rena-chan

jockeytiyan wrote:

It's weird that you didn't treat me this way in multiplayer. :P

Also, what a newfag. XD
Wait, I had a bad first impression with you ?

I forgot. :<
Cyclohexane
13:43 <EmsteR> : wow didnt know the entire population of denmark had down syndrome
When you read this you know you're facing someone that has a very sad life.
Magicphoenix
oh hey, to keep up this kind of conversation for 1 hour , not bad !
I would've left him alone at most after 10 minutes haha
Glass
facepalmed so hard i got a bruise
dNextGen
14:09 <Priestess_In_Yellow> : I'm pretty sure the only thing I've done so far, is post a screenshot of this conversation in #osu, saying that you're funny.
14:10 <Priestess_In_Yellow> : I don't think that counts as reporting someone...
14:10 <EmsteR> : im pretty sure it does
14:10 <EmsteR> : how the fuk is that not reporting someone? holy shit
IppE
This is why no one can dislike you.
Fabi
Solution: Autism.
Mara
umad, EmsteR?
FisHie_old
Lynching time
Vext_old
Too...much...reading.
TBTE
Holy Shit....
This guy has more problems then me when i am drunk and try to fap. (It Doesn't go Well and I end up being angry.)
I Mean Damn Dude, I can't keep trolling one person for almost an hour, Even when i liked to make people mad.
I would like to meet this person so I can give them the World Record for longest trolling of one person, And it doesn't even sound like Navi was doing anything.

Navi, Did you go stright here and post this RIGHT after it happened?
Topic Starter
Rena-chan

TBTE wrote:

Holy Shit....
This guy has more problems then me when i am drunk and try to fap. (It Doesn't go Well and I end up being angry.)
I Mean Damn Dude, I can't keep trolling one person for almost an hour, Even when i liked to make people mad.
I would like to meet this person so I can give them the World Record for longest trolling of one person, And it doesn't even sound like Navi was doing anything.

Navi, Did you go stright here and post this RIGHT after it happened?
Yes, yes I did.
Also, on the trolling note, I've trolled a few people for several hours straight sometimes. But that one comes with having nothing else to do.

Tee hee~
Natteke
What a faggot. Rena you know you're awesome.
Wojjan

Priestess In Yellow wrote:

13:58 <Priestess_In_Yellow> : Though even if I weren't trolling at the time, you still got trolled. So you could say that you got trolled by someone who wasn't even trying.
I weren't
Ephemeral
i really wish i wasn't staff sometimes.

i'd give the best of you a run for your money in the trollin' department. B)
deadbeat
something is wrong with him...something is really wrong
Topic Starter
Rena-chan

Ephemeral wrote:

i really wish i wasn't staff sometimes.

i'd give the best of you a run for your money in the trollin' department. B)
10 years of supporter status if you successfully troll me.
Final destination.
Claudia_old
retard of the year award kgo

this guy is so great, he SSH's songs on easy!111!!
Firo Prochainezo
Ahahaha, this is great.
awp

Ephemeral wrote:

i really wish i wasn't staff sometimes.

i'd give the best of you a run for your money in the trollin' department. B)
I don't think we're not allowed to troll? We're just not supposed to because it's unprofessional and if you troll the wrong people they throw a hissy fit because they can't take a joke and then we're like we don't know this guy and kick him out of our kool kids klub
Xgor
14:33 <EmsteR> : if i wanted to insult you
14:33 <EmsteR> : i would
14:33 <EmsteR> : but i dont
ok
FisHie_old

awp wrote:

Ephemeral wrote:

kool kids klub
So that's what KKK stands for!

Rantai
Ahh that was entertaining, good work :D
jockeytiyan

Priestess In Yellow wrote:

jockeytiyan wrote:

It's weird that you didn't treat me this way in multiplayer. :P

Also, what a newfag. XD
Wait, I had a bad first impression with you ?

I forgot. :<
Yes you had. :P
Topic Starter
Rena-chan

jockeytiyan wrote:

Yes you had. :P
Well, that's a new one. Huh.
TBTE

Ephemeral wrote:

i really wish i wasn't staff sometimes.

i'd give the best of you a run for your money in the trollin' department. B)
You Asking for a Trolling Contest, BRUH
Cuddlebun
would your "trolling" consist of you not capitalizing every word in a sentence because I would sponsor a trolling contest if it entailed that
Cyclohexane
I think TBTE considers himself as a pro troller

sadly enough
YGOkid8
13:41 <EmsteR> : you know ur really bad for someone with a TABLET AND 20K PLAYS?
13:41 <EmsteR> : you have a tablet and you cant even do square/diamonds
13:42 <Priestess_In_Yellow> : You know you're trying to insult someone who publicly says that they suck at osu! all the time ?
13:42 <EmsteR> : yes
14:33 <Priestess_In_Yellow> : I'd like to get some food, but it'd be weird to just leave you hanging like that while you're trying so hard to insult me
14:33 <EmsteR> : im not
14:33 <EmsteR> : if i wanted to insult you
14:33 <EmsteR> : i would
14:33 <EmsteR> : but i dont
i smell a contradiction
Vish024

awp wrote:

I don't think we're not allowed to troll? We're just not supposed to because it's unprofessional and if you troll the wrong people they throw a hissy fit because they can't take a joke and then we're like we don't know this guy and kick him out of our kool kids klub
^this

Lay off EmsteR. He clearly had nothing else to do. I remember having an equally pointless conversation with Priestess (although not as long) and I bet she remembers it too. EmsteR is not deficient of anything in any way as you people think he is, he simply revels in trolling people and causing commotion in #osu, which is by far the most monotonous channel.

I admire how he stands up to those asshats and tinpot dictators who are known as "mods". I have nothing against anybody, but EmsteR derives some sort of pleasure out of what he does online and it's quite entertaining when he induces a silly argument between two people or gets all of #osu riled up for absolutely no apparent reason.

I don't know what went on in this conversation, but that's not the usual EmsteR. Good job by Priestess though for not throwing a "hissy fit", I've never seen someone take the kid so easily.

Still, that's some funny shit. Period.
Cuddlebun

LaVolpe024 wrote:

I have nothing against anybody

LaVolpe024 wrote:

asshats and tinpot dictators who are known as "mods".




YGOkid8 wrote:

i smell a contradiction
Topic Starter
Rena-chan

LaVolpe024 wrote:

I remember having an equally pointless conversation with Priestess (although not as long) and I bet she remembers it too.
No offence or anything, but I remember no such thing. You should totally refresh my memory.

LaVolpe024 wrote:

I don't know what went on in this conversation, but that's not the usual EmsteR. Good job by Priestess though for not throwing a "hissy fit", I've never seen someone take the kid so easily.
Not the usual EmsteR ? wut ?
Also, about the not throwing a hissy fit thing, I reeeeeeaaaaaaaally rarely do that kind of thing at all, unless it's about animal cruelty or something like that. I like to think that I'm pretty good at the whole staying calm thing, most of the time.

LaVolpe024 wrote:

he simply revels in trolling people and causing commotion in #osu, which is by far the most monotonous channel.
Hehe, I used to do that a lot too. Then I grew bored of it, I guess. Oh well~
I still InstaDerail(TM) a lot of discussions for lulz, though.
Shellghost

LaVolpe024 wrote:

I've never seen someone take the kid so easily.
That's because you're mainly sitting in #osu.
Vish024

Cuddlebun wrote:

LaVolpe024 wrote:

I have nothing against anybody

LaVolpe024 wrote:

asshats and tinpot dictators who are known as "mods".

YGOkid8 wrote:

i smell a contradiction
Heh, I never said I had anything against them. I was simply stating the truth, they are asshats and tinpot dictators. I don't care for such people, neither am I antagonistic towards them.

Priestess In Yellow wrote:

No offence or anything, but I remember no such thing. You should totally refresh my memory.
When you refused to do that translation for me. :'(

Shellghost wrote:

That's because you're mainly sitting in #osu.
I have 7 or more channels open at any one time, I flick back to #osu occasionally usually to have a scoff at the ludicrity and stupidity that infests the channel.
Jarby

LaVolpe024 wrote:

I was simply stating the truth, they are asshats and tinpot dictators.
Evidence please. You don't deserve to express an opinion in you're just going to promote unwarranted slander. Not that I expect you to actually present anything worthwhile at this stage. After all, you are the person that is defending and admiring someone trolling a channel and appear to be trying to defend that on the grounds that the channel is too monotonous for your liking without his input.
Cuddlebun
you don't really call someone an asshat unless you have something against them and if you call someone a tinpot dictator then you obviously have something against their style of management and thus something against them

I should have made that clearer I'm sorry

my bad
YGOkid8

LaVolpe024 wrote:

Heh, I never said I had anything against them. I was simply stating the truth, they are asshats and tinpot dictators. I don't care for such people, neither am I antagonistic towards them.
truth would be they're actually wearing a hat made of ass and are dictators made of tinpot. otherwise, it's just your opinion.
Vish024

Cuddlebun wrote:

you don't really call someone an asshat unless you have something against them and if you call someone a tinpot dictator then you obviously have something against their style of management and thus something against them

I should have made that clearer I'm sorry

my bad
Hm, I never mentioned having something against asshats and tinpot dictators did I? The terms may have their connotations, but I was simply stating the truth. I just don't care about 'em.

Honestly, if you could make a living out of making a ridiculously big deal about anything and everything, most of you people would be millionaires by now.
Rantai
/popcorn

SPOILER
Opinions and attempted condescension make for good drama
Cuddlebun
that's kinda

wow

you are totally missing the point, I never thought someone could see the point and just veer around it anyway in determination not to be wrong

off-topic introduces me to so many new things
YGOkid8

Cuddlebun wrote:

off-topic introduces me to so many new things
seriously, what are with the other australians in the country, am i the only normal person here? :<
Shellghost
Hey! ;_;
Rantai

YGOkid8 wrote:

Cuddlebun wrote:

off-topic introduces me to so many new things
seriously, what are with the other australians in the country, am i the only normal person here? :<
:(
YGOkid8
o hi Shellghost, i didn't know you were australian ~
Rantai, i don't even know you in the first place :P

btw guys, before i get angry australians coming over here, it was a joke o/~
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