The Magic Triggering Club [Status: Dead Unless I'm Not Lazy]

Nakamura-san

6 posts

Joined July 2013

Nakamura-san 2016-06-19T17:25:03+00:00

MG do you live in Austria?

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Tae

1,070 posts

Joined June 2015

Tae 2016-06-19T17:38:30+00:00

...am I doing this right?

2015071

2015071 2016-06-19T17:56:42+00:00

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

2015071

2015071 2016-06-19T18:31:02+00:00

It was a sunny Saturday afternoon and I was studying with my friends in the library. One of my friend Alex, loves to study while listening to music with his headphones. This is not uncommon at all since everybody does that, including me with my awesome collections of Monstercat releases.

But Alex is a bit different than me. Alex are those type of person that turns the volume up to 11 and blast them into his ears, trying to become deaf (I assume). His music was so loud everybody in the library could heard his music playing. It got so obvious that one of the people inside the library walk towards us and said
"Could you turn the volume down?"

Alex didn't notice it. He was focusing with his studies. So I tapped his hands to try and get his attention. Alex turned his head and look at us, while removing his headphones. The music was even louder.

"Alex your music is too loud you're annoying everyone in here." I said, "Could you turn it down?"

"Oh. Ohhhhhh. I'm so sorry about that." Alex replied.

"Just turn it down for us ok" Said the person.

Alex agreed. The person walked away.

Before Alex wears his headphones again, I suddenly got curious about Alex's music. It was a familiar sound with a familiar rhythm. I asked Alex, "Hey Alex, nice song btw."

"Yeah?"

"I was just curious. What's the song name?"

"DARUDE SANDSTORM"

roshan117

144 posts

Joined April 2016

roshan117 2016-06-19T19:21:26+00:00

2015071 wrote:
It was a sunny Saturday afternoon and I was studying with my friends in the library. One of my friend Alex, loves to study while listening to music with his headphones. This is not uncommon at all since everybody does that, including me with my awesome collections of Monstercat releases.

But Alex is a bit different than me. Alex are those type of person that turns the volume up to 11 and blast them into his ears, trying to become deaf (I assume). His music was so loud everybody in the library could heard his music playing. It got so obvious that one of the people inside the library walk towards us and said
"Could you turn the volume down?"

Alex didn't notice it. He was focusing with his studies. So I tapped his hands to try and get his attention. Alex turned his head and look at us, while removing his headphones. The music was even louder.

"Alex your music is too loud you're annoying everyone in here." I said, "Could you turn it down?"

"Oh. Ohhhhhh. I'm so sorry about that." Alex replied.

"Just turn it down for us ok" Said the person.

Alex agreed. The person walked away.

Before Alex wears his headphones again, I suddenly got curious about Alex's music. It was a familiar sound with a familiar rhythm. I asked Alex, "Hey Alex, nice song btw."

"Yeah?"

"I was just curious. What's the song name?"

"DARUDE SANDSTORM"

triggered.

cursedcookies

2 posts

Joined February 2014

cursedcookies 2016-06-19T22:23:53+00:00

I have a gun pun made to trigger... As long as it doesn't misfire :^)

Magic Girl

224 posts

Joined August 2013

Topic Starter

Magic Girl 2016-06-19T23:06:51+00:00

Almaz wrote:

...am I doing this right?

HOLY FUCKING SHIT I'M SCREAMING RIGHT NOW FUCKING KILL ME

I'd like to announce I am looking at all of these. My responses/updates will come in later today but life sucks and we all hate it (:

Stefan

Global Moderator

10,393 posts

Joined January 2011

Stefan 2016-06-20T03:19:56+00:00

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Lusty Platypus

38 posts

Joined July 2013

Lusty Platypus 2016-06-20T05:40:42+00:00

Magic Girl

224 posts

Joined August 2013

Topic Starter

Magic Girl 2016-06-20T06:00:02+00:00

AutoMedic wrote:
AutoMedic wrote:
HDHR is the best and if you don't agree then you suck
AutoMedic wrote:
HDHR is the best and if you don't agree then you suck
AutoMedic wrote:
HDHR is the best and if you don't agree then you suck
AutoMedic wrote:
HDHR is the best and if you don't agree then you suck
AutoMedic wrote:
HDHR is the best and if you don't agree then you suck
AutoMedic wrote:
HDHR is the best and if you don't agree then you suck
AutoMedic wrote:
HDHR is the best and if you don't agree then you suck
AutoMedic wrote:
HDHR is the best and if you don't agree then you suck
AutoMedic wrote:
HDHR is the best and if you don't agree then you suck
AutoMedic wrote:
HDHR is the best and if you don't agree then you suck
AutoMedic wrote:
HDHR is the best and if you don't agree then you suck

Wow stfu ):

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Ascendance wrote:
hey, nm request

https://osu.ppy.sh/s/414949
Horie Yui - Asymmetry
diffs to prioritize: An Endless Story

thanks in advance !!

doeS this LOOK like a MODDING QUEUE TO YOU!??!?!!

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2015071 wrote:
https://www.reddit.com/r/ASCII_Archive/comments/4i6p4e/dat_boi/

Oh my fCKING GoD I am at MAXIXMUA TRIGER!!!!!1!oenoen!!!!1oneoeneon1!

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Fourth wrote:
Kisses wrote:
ppl who meme are stupid
Fuk

ok but

???

?????

??????????????????

?????????????????????????????????????????????

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cursedcookies wrote:
I have a gun pun made to trigger... As long as it doesn't misfire :^)

BOMB IS RUBBING OFF ON YOU STOP IOBF(*GWDS(XBIOFNWE)*DCS&GBN

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Stefan wrote:
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WhAT is THIs ABOMINATION!?!?!?!!?

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Q__Q wrote:

WOW ARE YOU GONNA POST THE WHOLE FUCKING HIDDEN MG CHRONICLES ON HERE

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Razzy

256 posts

Joined January 2016

Razzy 2016-06-20T06:41:43+00:00

You missed one.

Magic Girl

224 posts

Joined August 2013

Topic Starter

Magic Girl 2016-06-20T06:51:39+00:00

Teffammie Maye wrote:
EDIT: Made you check!

~~but for realsies, you did miss this post, and you'll never know what it says now~~

"The dab

That is all"

And to that I say

Repetti

8 posts

Joined February 2014

Repetti 2016-06-20T06:52:39+00:00

I'm a HrHd player.

Magic Girl

224 posts

Joined August 2013

Topic Starter

Magic Girl 2016-06-20T06:55:34+00:00

Repetti wrote:
I'm a HrHd player.

wow

sugoi
so pro

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_handholding

3,109 posts

Joined April 2014

_handholding 2016-06-20T06:57:11+00:00

I can now tell my friends I talked to a girl, thnx

Magic Girl

224 posts

Joined August 2013

Topic Starter

Magic Girl 2016-06-20T06:58:29+00:00

Kisses wrote:
I can now tell my friends I talked to a girl, thnx

Np buddy chum pal I'm always glad to help

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Zain Sugieres

579 posts

Joined January 2013

Zain Sugieres 2016-06-20T07:00:14+00:00

Algum br? Huehuehuehue

hehe xd

Razzy

256 posts

Joined January 2016

Razzy 2016-06-20T07:28:24+00:00

wow, you didn't even give me a thanks ;-;

Magic Girl

224 posts

Joined August 2013

Topic Starter

Magic Girl 2016-06-20T07:32:54+00:00

Teffammie Maye wrote:
wow, you didn't even give me a thanks ;-;

Does everyone come here to get thanks is that what this place has become

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P.S everything that gets posted here I read. I haven't ignored anyone, updated the front page explaining this.

Faustas156

232 posts

Joined April 2015

Faustas156 2016-06-20T08:46:11+00:00

hey megagamete, i trigger you maybe, okay here goes nothing: are you exgon ?

HD ON CTB SUCKS in my opinion

actually there is no opinion

mods for CTB suck.

Lusty Platypus

38 posts

Joined July 2013

Lusty Platypus 2016-06-20T09:47:34+00:00

I heard you like frogs

Razzy

256 posts

Joined January 2016

Razzy 2016-06-20T17:56:54+00:00

- Magic Girl - wrote:
Does everyone come here to get thanks is that what this place has become

idk, I appreciate it tho ^-^

I could return the favor and make dat boi rise from the grave o shit waddup! (◕‿◕✿)

AgentDisney

79 posts

Joined May 2014

AgentDisney 2016-06-20T20:51:43+00:00

(;

Am I the devil yet

Sneskii~>

MBomb

MBomb 2016-06-20T22:18:42+00:00

yo map a gd platter for me please

DeletedUser_6709840

DeletedUser_6709840 2016-06-20T22:19:37+00:00

Mod my platter diffs plz

MBomb

MBomb 2016-06-20T22:22:53+00:00

i might finish my mod on don't let you down one day

_handholding

3,109 posts

Joined April 2014

_handholding 2016-06-20T22:25:47+00:00

Im going make an overdose someday. testplay it

JBHyperion

osu!catch Paragon

3,922 posts

Joined September 2014

JBHyperion 2016-06-20T22:53:02+00:00

- Magic Bomb - wrote:
i might finish my mod on don't let you down one day

I swear to god if you survive the night I will be stunned. And amyway, if you're too sick to mod my maps, you're too sick to meme in an OT thread. Go back to bed you clown.

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2015071

2015071 2016-06-21T01:00:20+00:00

1000000000000 likes and I'll turn this into an animation

worst fl player

worst fl player 2016-06-21T11:34:55+00:00

*triggered*

Lusty Platypus

38 posts

Joined July 2013

Lusty Platypus 2016-06-21T11:43:30+00:00

Hey I just sketched up a new avatar for you

Razzy

256 posts

Joined January 2016

Razzy 2016-06-21T15:33:30+00:00

Because you know I'm all about dat boi, 'bout dat boi (o shit waddup!)
I'm all about dat boi, 'bout dat boi (o shit waddup!)
I'm all about dat boi, 'bout dat boi (o shit waddup!)
I'm all about dat boi, 'bout dat boi, boi, boi, boi, boi

Yeah it's pretty clear, this is a dead meme
But it can unicycle in ways you've never seen
Only needs that one, one wheel to roll great
Do all the right moves in all the right places
Now I don't really know why all the 'Net loves frogs
A new one every year, but please don't make it stop
Because they're better, better than all this crap
Caveman SpongeBob, What are thoooose? Damn Daniel, Deez Nuts and the Dab

Yeah, this - Magic Girl - told me to trigger them, ready, go...
And dat boi's easily the best thing to do that with, so...
I really don't know why I wasted time writing this whole part
I could've used all that precious time to play HDHR

But then again I'm all about dat boi, 'bout dat boi (o shit waddup!)
I'm all about dat boi, 'bout dat boi (o shit waddup!)
I'm all about dat boi, 'bout dat boi (o shit waddup!)
I'm all about dat boi, 'bout dat boi...

~~deez nuts is actually somewhat tolerable tho~~

Fourth

76 posts

Joined April 2015

Fourth 2016-06-21T15:37:30+00:00

Here come that fucking dead meme again!!

Ｎｏｗｌｏａｄｉｎｇ. . .

worst fl player

worst fl player 2016-06-22T11:30:25+00:00

Teffammie Maye wrote:
Because you know I'm all about dat boi, 'bout dat boi (o shit waddup!)
I'm all about dat boi, 'bout dat boi (o shit waddup!)
I'm all about dat boi, 'bout dat boi (o shit waddup!)
I'm all about dat boi, 'bout dat boi, boi, boi, boi, boi

Yeah it's pretty clear, this is a dead meme
But it can unicycle in ways you've never seen
Only needs that one, one wheel to roll great
Do all the right moves in all the right places
Now I don't really know why all the 'Net loves frogs
A new one every year, but please don't make it stop
Because they're better, better than all this crap
Caveman SpongeBob, What are thoooose? Damn Daniel, Deez Nuts and the Dab

Yeah, this - Magic Girl - told me to trigger them, ready, go...
And dat boi's easily the best thing to do that with, so...
I really don't know why I wasted time writing this whole part
I could've used all that precious time to play HDHR

But then again I'm all about dat boi, 'bout dat boi (o shit waddup!)
I'm all about dat boi, 'bout dat boi (o shit waddup!)
I'm all about dat boi, 'bout dat boi (o shit waddup!)
I'm all about dat boi, 'bout dat boi...

~~deez nuts is actually somewhat tolerable tho~~

Magic Girl

224 posts

Joined August 2013

Topic Starter

Magic Girl 2016-06-28T05:24:46+00:00

Q__Q wrote:
I heard you like frogs

i hear u like asking for death indirectly tbh

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- Magic Bomb - wrote:
yo map a gd platter for me please

y don't u finish the gds u owe me u slut

- Magic Bomb - wrote:
i might finish my mod on don't let you down one day

if u do i will actually get cancer bc of how shocked i would b

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RoseusJaeger wrote:
Mod my platter diffs plz

First of all how dare u even mention a fucking platter u hoe go write ur fanfics

((((

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Kisses wrote:
Im going make an overdose someday. testplay it

y r u all doing mapping triggers like hoLY shit

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2015071 wrote:

1000000000000 likes and I'll turn this into an animation

one day i will kill myself

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Q__Q wrote:
Hey I just sketched up a new avatar for you

omg wow so good let's compare ready se t gO

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Teffammie Maye wrote:
Because you know I'm all about dat boi, 'bout dat boi (o shit waddup!)
I'm all about dat boi, 'bout dat boi (o shit waddup!)
I'm all about dat boi, 'bout dat boi (o shit waddup!)
I'm all about dat boi, 'bout dat boi, boi, boi, boi, boi

Yeah it's pretty clear, this is a dead meme
But it can unicycle in ways you've never seen
Only needs that one, one wheel to roll great
Do all the right moves in all the right places
Now I don't really know why all the 'Net loves frogs
A new one every year, but please don't make it stop
Because they're better, better than all this crap
Caveman SpongeBob, What are thoooose? Damn Daniel, Deez Nuts and the Dab

Yeah, this - Magic Girl - told me to trigger them, ready, go...
And dat boi's easily the best thing to do that with, so...
I really don't know why I wasted time writing this whole part
I could've used all that precious time to play HDHR

But then again I'm all about dat boi, 'bout dat boi (o shit waddup!)
I'm all about dat boi, 'bout dat boi (o shit waddup!)
I'm all about dat boi, 'bout dat boi (o shit waddup!)
I'm all about dat boi, 'bout dat boi...

~~deez nuts is actually somewhat tolerable tho~~

IT"S DEA DMEME WY DO YOU DO THSI

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MBomb

MBomb 2016-06-28T17:48:03+00:00

wow nice 5 days to reply to triggers :^)

Razzy

256 posts

Joined January 2016

Razzy 2016-06-28T18:20:35+00:00

- Magic Girl - wrote:
IT"S DEA DMEME WY DO YOU DO THSI

not as dead as this thread was the past week

also, play mania pls

JBHyperion

osu!catch Paragon

3,922 posts

Joined September 2014

JBHyperion 2016-06-28T18:23:32+00:00

When are you gonna finish mapping Masshiro na Yuki?

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DeletedUser_6709840

DeletedUser_6709840 2016-06-29T02:59:43+00:00

"Zzz" was the best map I ever played :^) Probably overused trigger is overused.

Magic Girl

224 posts

Joined August 2013

Topic Starter

Magic Girl 2016-07-01T00:50:30+00:00

- Magic Bomb - wrote:
wow nice 5 days to reply to triggers :^)

fuk you I havea life somewhat ):

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Teffammie Maye wrote:
- Magic Girl - wrote:
IT"S DEA DMEME WY DO YOU DO THSI
not as dead as this thread was the past week

also, play mania pls

wow i'm sorry u fuks i'm trying ok resPECT mE ))):::

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JBHyperion wrote:
When are you gonna finish mapping Masshiro na Yuki?

when you finish KiLLing YOURSLEF

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RoseusJaeger wrote:
"Zzz" was the best map I ever played :^) Probably overused trigger is overused.

STOP THIS TRIGGER IS DYING FR(&SDVUBONT()HWFDSBXIN

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