Elevators

Rena-chan

Topic Starter

Rena-chan 2010-12-03T22:32:17+00:00

I grab my white coat and run to the elevator and push the button to
go right. In fact, this hospital is quite unique in that the floors are set up
horizontally. This puts the first floor on the far right, with the second floor to
its left and so on. My office is on the fifth floor, all the way to the left. I used
all of my grandmother’s money to have it set up like that for a simple
reason. If I stand directly to my sister’s left, the motion in space makes it so
that as we move quickly from left to right, my penis finds itself in the same
physical location as where her vagina was just a fraction of a second before.
Aside from this brief interval, from a time-space continuum perspective it’s
as if I have sexual relations with every person who steps in the elevator with
me. This is impossible with traditional elevators that are required to move up
and down instead of left and right.

This is how physics work, guys.

Card N'FoRcE

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Here since the beginning

Card N'FoRcE 2010-12-03T22:34:40+00:00

Also tl;dr

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Rena-chan

Topic Starter

Rena-chan 2010-12-03T22:37:49+00:00

TL;DR:

In fact, this hospital is quite unique in that the floors are set up
horizontally. This puts the first floor on the far right, with the second floor to
its left and so on. My office is on the fifth floor, all the way to the left. I used
all of my grandmother’s money to have it set up like that for a simple
reason. If I stand directly to my sister’s left, the motion in space makes it so
that as we move quickly from left to right, my penis finds itself in the same
physical location as where her vagina was just a fraction of a second before.
Aside from this brief interval, from a time-space continuum perspective it’s
as if I have sexual relations with every person who steps in the elevator with
me. This is impossible with traditional elevators that are required to move up
and down instead of left and right.