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My stragerful lunch break.

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Topic Starter
Shellghost
The following is a true story which happened to a friend of a friend of mine (me) today during lunch break.
I've used spoiler boxes on the parts that are NSFW.

I walk into a corner store near work.
A cute girl makes eye contact with me from behind the counter.
I can tell she wants to serve me.
I tell her i would like her to make me a roast beef roll.
She complies.
She takes off her pen lid and writes down my order.
I rub the counter while she prepares my food.
I grasp onto a drink due to my uncontrollable thirst.
At this moment she is standing in front of me so i pull out my wallet and i give her a ten dollar note.
She opens her till and puts my money inside it.
She then turns to me and gives me her change.
She drops a coin onto the floor and apologizes.
I firmly grab the roast beef roll with one hand and her dropped coin with the other.
This continues for thirty milliseconds.
She screams out my shirt colour.
I realize she is pointing at my drink.
I quickly shove my wallet into my pocket.
She giggles due to my embarrassment.
Her hand squeezes my drink as she hands it to me.
A little bit drips onto my leg.
She didn't notice but i could feel the moisture on my ... leg.
Using my other leg i wipe it off.
I thank her and quickly leave.

Best roast beef roll i ever tasted.
IppE


What was the thread about again?
Numbbi
Cool story bro
Jarby
[lucky:6478f]
SPOILER
it was a wonderful lunch and I was happy happy with this thread.
[/lucky:6478f]
Lilac
I dislike how you spelled "wonderful'.

Change it now.
Ephemeral
i fixed your thread title
Jarby
gaga ooh la la
Lilac
Better.

Carry on.
anonymous_old
What was your shirt colour?
Crakila
How clumsy is she. I wouldn't mind a meat roll right about now
anonymous_old
How did you feel when she touched your meat?
Topic Starter
Shellghost
i wouldn't mind at all if she didn't spill juice all over me.
Faust
Best thing in OT.

Thank you Shellghost.
anonymous_old

Faust wrote:

Best thing in OT.

Thank you Shellghost.
Uh?
Topic Starter
Shellghost

Faust wrote:

Best thing in OT.

Thank you Shellghost.
I disagree.

But thank you.
Topic Starter
Shellghost

Faust wrote:

Best thing in OT.

Thank you Shellghost.
I disagree.

But thank you.
anonymous_old

Faust wrote:

Best thing in OT.

Thank you Shellghost.
Uh?
Faust

strager wrote:

Faust wrote:

Best thing in OT.

Thank you Shellghost.
Uh?
Eh?
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