I want to join, but I'll probably get steamrolled and/or feed.

NoHitter wrote:

I want to join, but I'll probably get steamrolled and/or feed.

you need more -cm experience, my friend

NoHitter wrote:

I want to join, but I'll probably get steamrolled and/or feed.

You can play AI with me. I'm pretty bad as well.

no healthbar.
just like you said

looks like this game is not for your laptop

You should update to a 256MB card

Remco32 wrote:

You should update to a 256MB card

this guy

You should buy a true machine, I hate notebooks/laptops 'cuz of that.

Too bad desktops aren't so portable :<

I'm not looking for portability, I'm looking for the best damn gaming experience possible.

Call me later if you want to play Castle Crashers =3

Tshemmp wrote:

It's quite strange, I suck on most heroes who are considered OP quite strong (Drow, Magnus, NA, Sven, Undying, Bat, TA, DS).

I don't know how could you "suck" with Batrider, I mean, it's my favourite hero and all, but all you gotta do is level up napalm first, and everytime a hero wants to last hit a creep just stack napal on them, if they still want to last hit creeps just keep stacking and attack them, at 10 stacks a lvl 3 hero can stand like 3-4 attacks before dying, so much win. (easiest first blood of your life probably)

druidxd wrote:

Tshemmp wrote:

It's quite strange, I suck on most heroes who are considered OP quite strong (Drow, Magnus, NA, Sven, Undying, Bat, TA, DS).

I don't know how could you "suck" with Batrider, I mean, it's my favourite hero and all, but all you gotta do is level up napalm first, and everytime a hero wants to last hit a creep just stack napal on them, if they still want to last hit creeps just keep stacking and attack them, at 10 stacks a lvl 3 hero can stand like 3-4 attacks before dying, so much win. (easiest first blood of your life probably)

Yep, and then after getting first blood I get overconfident and do stupid tower dives and shit.

Tshemmp wrote:

Yep, and then after getting first blood I get overconfident and do stupid tower dives and shit.

Just try to not get overconfident, bat has a really good initiation, blink in, ult, forcestaff out, kill the target, now the fight is 4v5.

alternatively, use magnus, blink in, drag 2-3 heroes, teamfight is now 5 v 2/3. magnus is godamn OP right now.

New Update Incoming Bitches.

Added Least Played mode to matchmaking! In this mode players can only choose from a list of their least played heroes. This mode is great for learning new heroes since everyone will be on equal footing.

GAMEPLAY
- Faceless Void: Fixed Backtrack working on HP Removal.
- Medusa: Mystic Snake now returns to restore you when it is blocked by Linken's Sphere.
- Meepo: Fixed an exploit with boot selection
- Riki: Fixed an issue with Permanent Invisibility on respawning.
- Slark: Fixed Impale based stuns not getting removed by Dark Pact.
- Issuing the haste command to the courier with the new UI no longer interrupts channeling spells on the primary hero.
- Fixed an exploit allowing items to be combined from multiple owners.
- Fixed Thunderclap being purgable.
- Fixed Malefice being purgable.
- Fixed Poison Touch being purgable.
- Fixed Brewmaster's Dispel not dealing damage to illusions.
- Fixed illusion damage interaction with other things that modify outgoing damage percentage (like Quelling Blade).
- Fixed being unable to target yourself with Force Staff if you are magic immune.

UI
- Fixed an exploit that let you bring up the panel to repick after the game started
- The Balanced Shuffle button now shows up for all non-league private lobbies.
- Fixed Nightstalker's darkness indicator persisting across games.
- Abandoned games are marked in the match history

BOTS
- Added Drow bot.
- Added Warlock bot (and Warlock Golem bot).
- Added support for bots using unique attack modifiers to harass while laning.
- Fixed bug that was causing bots to farm for buyback much earlier than they should.
- Fixed bug that was causing some bots to get stuck when trying to use a Tango.
- Bots that are lanemates of a carry will no longer jungle during the laning phase.
- If a hero is already jungling during the laning phase, additional bots will not jungle.

WORKSHOP
- Added Import Courier and Import Ward.
- Added support for animations and attachment points.
- Added Quicksave & Quickload import buttons to make it easy to redo a previous import.
- Added Centaur Warrunner, Batrider, Mirana, Keeper of the Light, Shadow Demon, and Slark to the Hero list (and http://www.dota2.com/workshop/requirements).
- Preview now allows you to add multiple cosmetic items onto the preview Hero.
- Preview now has a Portrait camera view.
- Preview now allows you to select a skin on models with multiple skins.
- Preview now visualizes attachment points on models that require attachments to be valid.
- Improved validation of polygon and bone count of submitted models.

Mercurial wrote:

New Update Incoming Bitches.

Added Least Played mode to matchmaking! In this mode players can only choose from a list of their least played heroes. This mode is great for learning new heroes since everyone will be on equal footing.

GAMEPLAY
- Faceless Void: Fixed Backtrack working on HP Removal.
- Medusa: Mystic Snake now returns to restore you when it is blocked by Linken's Sphere.
- Meepo: Fixed an exploit with boot selection
- Riki: Fixed an issue with Permanent Invisibility on respawning.
- Slark: Fixed Impale based stuns not getting removed by Dark Pact.
- Issuing the haste command to the courier with the new UI no longer interrupts channeling spells on the primary hero.
- Fixed an exploit allowing items to be combined from multiple owners.
- Fixed Thunderclap being purgable.
- Fixed Malefice being purgable.
- Fixed Poison Touch being purgable.
- Fixed Brewmaster's Dispel not dealing damage to illusions.
- Fixed illusion damage interaction with other things that modify outgoing damage percentage (like Quelling Blade).
- Fixed being unable to target yourself with Force Staff if you are magic immune.

Finally they fixed those ffing bugs, for a while I thought that the "unable to forcestaff while inmune" was intended to be that way.

Finally they fixed those ffing bugs, for a while I thought that the "unable to forcestaff while inmune" was intended to be that way.

The bugforums claimed it was for a year and a half.

What's the meepo boot fix ? Can anybody send me the VOD with the game of fnatic where they picked Meepo ? I kinda heard about it but never seen

Magicphoenix wrote:

What's the meepo boot fix ? Can anybody send me the VOD with the game of fnatic where they picked Meepo ? I kinda heard about it but never seen

VOD: http://youtu.be/OnOnVbKPFS8

The bug was basically that while switching your boots on the main Meepo (BoT to Treads and vice versa) to change the boots on the other Meepos the cd of BoT got reset.

Why Valve, whyyyy?

yeah. my 1st win of the night was unrecorded

T^T

I can't trade or look into the workshop because of this.

Fuck you, Gaben.

XasdasdX wrote:

Finally they fixed those ffing bugs, for a while I thought that the "unable to forcestaff while inmune" was intended to be that way.

The bugforums claimed it was for a year and a half.

They were there since I started playing Dota 2, and I played for about idk, 6 months or so, those bugs are probably there since International 1 so, yeah

No fun allowed, scrub.

0 rus = 0%
1 rus = 25%
2 rus = 60%
3 rus = 99%
4 rus = 146%
losing chance with amount of russians equaling the losing probability

i wish i can play on russian server too, but my ISP wont let me

http://www.own3d.tv/DotA/live/10588

EG vs NoTide.

Interesting match, Live now.

Mercurial wrote:

http://www.own3d.tv/DotA/live/10588

EG vs NoTide.

Interesting match, Live now.

fear is mentally lagging.

nvm that i think eG is lagging.
Just look at demon .-.

Anyway... EG just own NoTide... 4 legs op.

Spam 'cuz I'm pro.

- Added Troll Warlord!
- Added All Random to matchmaking!
- Added tournament calendar view to the Watch tab!

GAMEPLAY
- The pathfinder now ignores obstructions that are due to units that are not visible to the pathing unit.
- Crystal Maiden: Fixed Freezing Field channeling ending if you get purged.
- Dazzle: Fixed Poison Touch slow and stun applying if BKB was used after it had been applied.
- Drow: Fixed Drow Illusions carrying the double bonus from Marksmanship
- Keeper of the Light: Fixed Chakra being castable on magic immune allies.
- Keeper of the Light: Fixed Manta dispelling Mana Leak.
- Lifestealer: Fixed Rage not removing certain buffs that BKB does (Empower, Haste, etc).
- Medusa: Fixed Mana Shield happening after Stout/Vanguard damage block rather than before.
- Meepo: Fixed Poof considering dead illusions as valid destinations.
- Morphling: Fixed Replicate dying if Morphling dies with Aegis.
- Timbersaw: Fixed Whirling Death sometimes taking too long to cast when used with Timber Chain.
- Timbersaw: Fixed Chakram cast time behavior.
- Visage: Fixed Attack and Defense type on level 3 Familiars.
- Warlock: Fixed Aghanim Warlock Golems not doing enough damage.
- Fixed MKB dealing bonus damage to towers.
- Fixed ground courier being able to block lanes and surround Roshan.
- Fixed being able to lifesteal more life than the target has.
- Fixed Diffusal Blade cooldown being 12 seconds instead of 8.

UI
- Added Practice vs Bots option in the Play menu.
- Added a privacy setting in the UI so that players can specify whether they want to allow external 3rd party websites to be able to access their match history (defaulted to private).
- Least Played mode now eliminates each players' top 40 played heroes, up from 20.
- Added completion cost to shop item tooltips, displayed if the player has one or more components.
- Added tooltips to the shop category buttons.
- Fixed the Repick option disappearing too soon.
- Fixed bug where buffs would sometimes display an incorrect duration sweep.
- Bringing up the combat log will now hide the killcam.
- Fixed bug where sometimes spectators would, when inspecting a player, not see thier cosmetic items.
- Fixed bug where Dota 2 would not track changes in the Windows default audio device.
- When spectating a game in directed, hero chase, or player view, the mouse will no longer be locked to the window.

STORE
- Added new item sets for Lone Druid and Necrolyte.

BOTS
- Added Necrolyte bot.
- Added Witch Doctor bot.
- Sven will no longer War Cry when doing a casual retreat.
- Fixed Viper bot not harassing with his unique attack modifier.
- Fixed bug in Sandstorm avoidance that always made bots maximalliy avoid it.
- Adjusted the values so that bots are more willing to tanking creeps at high health/tankability ratings.
- Bots now take into account cleaving when determining what neutral camps they're willing to farm.
- Death Prophet bot will now use Carrion Swarm more when laning.
- Fixed bug that would cause bots to fountain-dive sometimes.

WORKSHOP
- Added a "Show Low-Res Model" checkbox that toggles between showing the low & high resolution LODs for imported models when in Loadout camera view.
- Now automatically switches to showing low-res models in the Day/Night camera views, and high-res models in the Portrait camera view (since that's how they're used by the game).
- Fixed "Other" submission type displaying a "failed to find content file" when submitting.
- Fixed Preview not resetting background properly when moving from Portrait to Day/Night view.
- Fixed Preview losing hero rotation when going to and from Portrait view.
- Fixed a case where the Add Wearable slot buttons didn't work for some slots on some heroes (like Sven).

Finally AR in Matchmaking and finally Troll Warlord /o/

Mercurial wrote:

- Added Troll Warlord!

Oh god.-

I've laughed so hard, lol.

im happy that im in the platinum bracket ;w;

this is total garbage, as if i'm in the top 1% = =

Magicphoenix wrote:

Not sure if this is too accurate = =..

wow. just wow.