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Shellghost

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Shellghost 2010-09-13T02:02:28+00:00

This is the greatest thread in Off-Topic.

awp wrote:
I mean, Off Topic is basically a giant trash can, but I'd still get pretty angry if I saw someone taking a shit in my trash can.

Sleep Powder

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Sleep Powder 2010-09-13T02:03:43+00:00

This deserves its own short stories collection.

❀~animask's Color Guide~❀

Orange - Cute and fluffy
Brown - Disappointed or Upset
Blue - "Cool" or "Chill"
Red - High disapproval or high tension
Green - Cheerful, supportable, or friendly
Black - Informative and/or Professional
Pink - Caring, loving or flirty
Grey - Sad or philosophical.
Purple - Fuck Purple.

Ephemeral

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Ephemeral 2010-09-13T03:05:29+00:00

This enthralling saga deserves a sticky.

Firo Prochainezo

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Firo Prochainezo 2010-09-13T03:19:39+00:00

MOAR

Beuchi

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Beuchi 2010-09-13T03:37:27+00:00

I'll enjoy this so much *takes popcorn from Firo Pro--- wtf is this name meronmyon?!

Firo Prochainezo

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Firo Prochainezo 2010-09-13T03:42:03+00:00

Beuchi-chan wrote:
I'll enjoy this so much *takes popcorn from Firo Pro--- wtf is this name meronmyon?!

Just call me Firo, please.

Lizzehb

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Lizzehb 2010-09-13T08:41:51+00:00

This will not end well.
BUT, it will be entertaining so the above statement doesn't matter.

"I have seen the dragon."

CheeseWarlock

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CheeseWarlock 2010-09-13T12:20:37+00:00

This will end wonderfully like every heartwarming Jarto tale.

I refuse to listen to anyone who says otherwise.

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Bass

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Bass 2010-09-13T12:25:38+00:00

Good kisser

Larto

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Larto 2010-09-13T12:59:53+00:00

Silly Jar, ate three days old maccaroni.

This is not what I stand for.

Shellghost

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Shellghost 2010-09-13T13:12:43+00:00

Bass-chan wrote:
Good kisser
http://www.neonlite.ca/archives/images/scary.jpg

OH GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

awp wrote:
I mean, Off Topic is basically a giant trash can, but I'd still get pretty angry if I saw someone taking a shit in my trash can.

Mashley

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Mashley 2010-09-13T17:54:01+00:00

I want more information on what's happening, not just pics

Natteke

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Natteke 2010-09-14T00:36:02+00:00

Larto wrote:
Silly Jar, ate three days old maccaroni.

He's probably pregrant.

Crakila

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Crakila 2010-09-14T01:12:15+00:00

Where do I belong here?

Lizzehb

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Lizzehb 2010-09-14T07:47:21+00:00

Bass-chan wrote:
Good kisser

OMG I CAN'T UN-SEE IT.

"I have seen the dragon."

Larto

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Larto 2010-09-14T14:20:28+00:00

Okay, more information go. Jar is a composer and Larto is a politician. Mash is awesome at school.
This is the house:

SPOILER

And as you can see, there's this one room with nothing in it yet. Suggestions on what to put in?

EDIT: Also, classy Jar.

SPOILER

This is not what I stand for.

maal

maal 2010-09-14T14:22:36+00:00

Larto wrote:
Okay, more information go. Jar is a composer and Larto is a politician. Mash is awesome at school.
This is the house:
SPOILER

And as you can see, there's this one room with nothing in it yet. Suggestions on what to put in?

Sex.

Larto

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Larto 2010-09-14T14:26:33+00:00

Done.

SPOILER

More suggestions?

This is not what I stand for.

Shellghost

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Shellghost 2010-09-14T14:36:51+00:00

Freezer room so you can store the dea-...

Uhh... Knock wall down, extend living room?

awp wrote:
I mean, Off Topic is basically a giant trash can, but I'd still get pretty angry if I saw someone taking a shit in my trash can.

Larto

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Larto 2010-09-14T14:45:45+00:00

Right on!

SPOILER

Furthermore, surprise buttsex.

SPOILER

[

This is not what I stand for.

Shellghost

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Shellghost 2010-09-14T14:53:50+00:00

Larto wrote:
Right on!

SPOILER

I'm quite pleased with this result.

Larto wrote:
Furthermore, surprise buttsex.

SPOILER
[

I'm quite pleased with this result.

awp wrote:
I mean, Off Topic is basically a giant trash can, but I'd still get pretty angry if I saw someone taking a shit in my trash can.

Larto

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Larto 2010-09-14T16:30:14+00:00

Larto is now mayor.

SPOILER

Getting closer and closer to ruling the world.

This is not what I stand for.

Mismagius

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Mismagius 2010-09-14T16:42:11+00:00

Larto wrote:
Larto is now mayor.

SPOILER

Getting closer and closer to ruling the world.

rofl

Xgor

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Xgor 2010-09-14T16:45:28+00:00

Their house needs more computers.

Currently not active in osu! Focusing on my studies.

The_Priest_In_Yellow

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The_Priest_In_Yellow 2010-09-14T16:46:05+00:00

Larto wrote:
Getting closer and closer to ruling the world.

ra92m

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ra92m 2010-09-14T16:55:02+00:00

Larto wrote:
Larto is now mayor.

Hail, I mean hail !

Youtube channel deviantART page

*rumbles*

Hi there *streeeetches*

dNextGen

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dNextGen 2010-09-14T18:48:29+00:00

i love this thread

Larto

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Larto 2010-09-14T19:20:44+00:00

Mash, all alone on the playground. Confronting the eternal sadness that he has to live with his whole life. Without friends. All alone.
He's thinking of his bed, thinking of falling asleep, to forget his problems and his tears, to forget that there's no one with him, to forget his existance.
A sad, sad picture.

SPOILER

He also needs to shower.

EDIT: good fucking lord WHAT HAVE I DONE

SPOILER

This is not what I stand for.

Lizzehb

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Lizzehb 2010-09-14T20:29:13+00:00

Poor mash.

"I have seen the dragon."

Mashley

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Mashley 2010-09-14T20:30:23+00:00

Larto wrote:

JARBY AVATAR

Larto

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Larto 2010-09-14T20:35:01+00:00

move that ass fatty, move it[/tode]

This is not what I stand for.

Lizzehb

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Lizzehb 2010-09-14T20:39:01+00:00

Who's gonna die first?

The suspense is killing me.~

"I have seen the dragon."

Larto

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Larto 2010-09-14T20:40:00+00:00

That will still take a while, dear.

Except if I do something stupid.

This is not what I stand for.

Wojjan

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Wojjan 2010-09-14T21:07:49+00:00

Hey Larto place a lot of hearths in that room.
Also in Mashy's bedroom

xoxo

Cuddlebun

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Cuddlebun 2010-09-15T01:05:35+00:00

Larto wrote:
move that ass fatty, move it[/tode]

>B)

Mara

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Mara 2010-09-15T03:59:08+00:00

Make a party, then do something bad and get cops there - run away.

Ramellu

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Ramellu 2010-09-15T04:07:43+00:00

LunaticMara wrote:
Make a party, then do something bad and get cops there - run away.

You can't run away from cops in the sims 3 xD

Mara

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Mara 2010-09-15T10:15:18+00:00

Ramellu wrote:
You can't run away from cops in the sims 3 xD

Well that's not fun.

Still, do it.

Shellghost

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Shellghost 2010-09-15T11:29:42+00:00

Ramellu wrote:
You can't run away from cops in the sims 3 xD

That simply means no one has succeeded yet, but if anyone can do it Jarto can.

awp wrote:
I mean, Off Topic is basically a giant trash can, but I'd still get pretty angry if I saw someone taking a shit in my trash can.

Lizzehb

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Lizzehb 2010-09-15T22:16:48+00:00

Shellghost wrote:
Ramellu wrote:
You can't run away from cops in the sims 3 xD
That simply means no one has succeeded yet, but if anyone can do it Jarto can.

^ This. xD

"I have seen the dragon."

Ramellu

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Ramellu 2010-09-16T01:28:34+00:00

lizzehb wrote:
Shellghost wrote:
That simply means no one has succeeded yet, but if anyone can do it Jarto can.
^ This. xD

I shall wait!!! >:O and see~

I've tried it a bunch before- I made a little girl murderer sim but wen ever I shoot sumone or stab the cops kept wanting to fight meh Dx

Claudia_old

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Claudia_old 2010-09-16T01:50:36+00:00

Uhm hello you forgot ME

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Shellghost

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Shellghost 2010-09-16T02:14:32+00:00

Ramellu wrote:
I shall wait!!! >:O and see~

I've tried it a bunch before- I made a little girl murderer sim but wen ever I shoot sumone or stab the cops kept wanting to fight meh Dx

I already knew The Sims is the most sadistic game because it brings out the murder in everybody, but wow.

awp wrote:
I mean, Off Topic is basically a giant trash can, but I'd still get pretty angry if I saw someone taking a shit in my trash can.

Ramellu

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Ramellu 2010-09-16T02:22:22+00:00

Shellghost wrote:
Ramellu wrote:
I shall wait!!! >:O and see~

I've tried it a bunch before- I made a little girl murderer sim but wen ever I shoot sumone or stab the cops kept wanting to fight meh Dx
I already knew The Sims is the most sadistic game because it brings out the murder in everybody, but wow.

Hey! How mean! Or is it a compliment? I don't know. Whatever. I'm just like that, get used to it.

doesn't anyone else enjoy watching someone in pain even if it is a non realistic sim?

mrtn

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mrtn 2010-09-19T16:05:45+00:00

Best thread. Ever.

Mashley

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Mashley 2010-09-29T14:57:39+00:00

UPDATE MORE

Lilac