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Jarby
Here we post funny things that happen in IRC and not fuck it up like last time.



YOU FIRST.
Ph0X
SPOILER
[12:25:04] <JarJarJacob> Feel the hookworms on your skin.
[12:25:18] <Larto> HOOKWORMS IN MY SKIN
[12:25:35] <JarJarJacob> I'm in the hookworms!
[12:25:54] <Larto> Hookworms in, I hope that they make it.
[12:26:00] <JarJarJacob> And in the crush of the hook, I'll be your light in the worm.
[12:26:19] <JarJarJacob> There, there, hookworm, it's just textbook stuff.
[12:26:37] <JarJarJacob> Please don't say you are hookworm.
[12:26:44] <Larto> Just Hookworm, gonna be okay.
[12:26:48] <Larto> No one expected Lady Gaga.
[12:26:49] <Ph0X> This isn't another hoot meat worm
[12:26:57] <Ph0X> hook*
[12:27:02] <JarJarJacob> I wanna take a ride on your hookworm stick.
[12:27:20] <Larto> There aren't many Lady Gaga songs that work with hookworms.
[12:27:24] <Ph0X> My hookworm tree is delicious.
[12:27:40] <Larto> I'm your biggest Hookworm, I'll follow you until you love me.
[12:27:50] <JarJarJacob> Worms, worms, worms!
[12:27:55] <JarJarJacob> We love them! We love them!
[12:28:24] <JarJarJacob> Mah hook hook worm mah hook hook hook worm
[12:28:40] <JarJarJacob> Can't read my hookworm face.
[12:28:24] <JarJarJacob> Mah hook hook worm mah hook hook hook worm
[12:28:40] <JarJarJacob> Can't read my hookworm face.
[12:29:23] <JarJarJacob> Bang, bang, bang, on the worm, from dusk til dawn.
[12:29:42] * Larto is listening to Imogen Heap - Hook and Worm (Strongyloides Remix)
[12:29:45] <JarJarJacob> Sure, why not.
[12:29:53] <JarJarJacob> Hook, worm and sinker.
[12:29:58] <JarJarJacob> Cost you to keep me quiet.
[12:30:12] <JarJarJacob> YOU MAKE ME WANNA HOOKWORM
[12:30:13] <ROTFL> and i thought someone had called me x.x
[12:30:25] <JarJarJacob> Do what you want cause a hookworm is free
[12:30:27] <Larto> In the quicksand, at the beach.
[12:30:39] <Ph0X> Here I am hookworm hearted girl~
[12:30:45] <Larto> What have I done.
[12:30:55] <JarJarJacob> All eyes on me in the center of the ring, just like a hookworm.
[12:30:56] <Larto> Say Hookworm and go.
[12:31:12] <JarJarJacob> Hookworm is my remedy, remedy, oh.
[12:31:14] <Ph0X> A hookworm above my head
[12:31:43] <Ph0X> A hookworm beneath my bed
[12:31:45] <JarJarJacob> This worm has taken its toll.
[12:32:02] <Larto> Wake up the hookworms of my nation.
[12:32:13] <JarJarJacob> We are living in a material worm and I am a material worm.
[12:32:27] <Agent_Spin_Here> Here I am, a hookwork hearted girl
[12:32:30] <JarJarJacob> Hookworms! You are beautiful!
[12:32:34] <Ph0X> Cuz everytime time we hookworm
[12:32:42] <Agent_Spin_Here> I wanna take you to a hookworm
[12:33:00] <JarJarJacob> I want to reconcile the hookworms in your heart.
[12:33:27] <Ph0X> this time baby, I'll be hooooooooooooookwormmmmmmmmmmmmmm proooooooooof
[12:33:35] <Ph0X> Yea.
[12:33:42] <Agent_Spin_Here> My hookworms are protection
[12:33:51] <Larto> Never gonna hook you up, never gonna worm you down.
[12:33:59] <JarJarJacob> Put your worms up in the air
[12:34:09] <Agent_Spin_Here> Hookworm rain, a baby born will die before the sin
[12:34:19] <Ph0X> Your undisclosed hookworms
[12:34:43] <JarJarJacob> I get a thousand hugs from ten thousand hookworm bugs.
[12:34:45] <Agent_Spin_Here> Hookworm me now cause I'm havin' such a good time
[12:35:04] <JarJarJacob> Lordy, lordy, lordy, I can't help it if I love to hookworm.
[12:35:08] <JarJarJacob> Yes, yes, we all love Jar.
[12:35:28] <JarJarJacob> Nothing compares to the quiet hookworm alone.
[12:35:49] <Ph0X> Shit on debrahs desk, LIKE A HOOKWORM
[12:35:49] <JarJarJacob> Sweet hookworms~
[12:36:08] <Agent_Spin_Here> Hookworms melting in the dead of night and the superstars sucked into the SUPERMASSIVE
[12:36:15] <Ph0X> I'm on a hookworm!
[12:36:51] <Ph0X> I hookwormed in my pants
[12:37:08] <JarJarJacob> My mind's in hookworms.
[12:37:40] <JarJarJacob> Every time that we meet, I skip a hookworm.
[12:38:02] <Ph0X> Would you lay with me and just forget about my hookworms
[12:38:33] <JarJarJacob> Hookworms, in the milky twilight
[12:38:52] <JarJarJacob> Hookworms, hookworms, baby baby baby
[12:39:09] <JarJarJacob> My sweet hookworm religion
[12:39:25] <JarJarJacob> Straight guy at the hookworm.
[12:39:33] <Ph0X> Big hookworm, you are beautiful.
[12:39:36] <JarJarJacob> They're not gonna hookworm.
[12:39:40] <JarJarJacob> Already did that, Ph0X.
[12:39:44] <Ph0X>
[12:39:52] <JarJarJacob> It's a hookworm, baby, just say yes.
[12:39:55] <Ph0X> I'll take you to the hookwormbar?
[12:40:04] <JarJarJacob> That as well, Ph0X.
[12:40:10] <JarJarJacob> But we missed one.
[12:40:17] <JarJarJacob> Hookworms, on the clock.
[12:40:18] <Ph0X> You're my hookwormation
[12:40:38] <JarJarJacob> Maybe I'm a hookworm.
[12:41:08] <Ph0X> Hook worm, hook worm you very very much
[12:41:20] <Ph0X> DO WHAT YOU WANT CUZ A HOOKWORM IS FREE
[12:41:35] <Larto> http://osu.ppy.sh/ss/2259 I was so great at sliders~
[12:41:37] <JarJarJacob> At first when I see your hookworms, it makes me smile
[12:41:49] <JarJarJacob> Larto: HAHAHAHA
[12:41:56] <JarJarJacob> LEAVE LARTO ALONE
[12:41:59] <Larto> o_o
[12:42:01] <Agent_Spin_Here> Hookworm, hookworm very very much
[12:42:07] <Ph0X> OH GODOHGODOHGOD
[12:42:13] <Larto> Agent_Spin_Here: ph0x already did that grah
[12:42:20] <Agent_Spin_Here> fff
[12:42:40] <Larto> JarJar, if you ever become popular, call yourself DJ Hookworm.
Pokebis
[14:57] <--| YOU (Pokebis) have left #osu
Ph0X
SPOILER
[05:49:27] <BorkD> some one please say "borkd" i wanna test something
[05:49:49] <BorkD> did someone say it yet?
[05:49:55] <Shellghost> Yes
[05:49:58] <BorkD> ok
[05:50:17] <BorkD> when u do /clear and someone says ur name u WONT see it =)
[05:50:32] <m980> ...
[05:50:35] <Shellghost> Thanks for the heads up.
[05:50:53] <The_King_In_Yellow> hang on, patching it
[05:51:10] <meronmyon> . .
[05:51:12] <P0hX> I sent a private message to pep py, this will get fixed ASAP
Ephemeral
you are not allowed to post quotes that you are present in

because that shit is not funny and i will lock the thread if it happens again
adam2046

Ephemeral wrote:

you are not allowed to post quotes that you are present in

because that shit is not funny and i will lock the thread if it happens again
Unless you're awp.
Ph0X

Ephemeral wrote:

you are not allowed to post quotes that you are present in
because that shit is not funny and i will lock the thread if it happens again
1. I could've actually erased the last line, the joke was actually in the first 5 lines, you damn australian
2. This is Jar's thread, and no one put those gay rules that the previous had in this one
3. mod abuse!

YOU KNOW WHAT. THAT'S IT, I"M LEAVING THIS PLACE FOR GOOD!
/pulling a lukewarmholiday
Ephemeral

adam2046 wrote:

Ephemeral wrote:

you are not allowed to post quotes that you are present in

because that shit is not funny and i will lock the thread if it happens again
Unless you're awp.
such exceptions are clear for all to see

Ph0X wrote:

Ephemeral wrote:

you are not allowed to post quotes that you are present in
because that shit is not funny and i will lock the thread if it happens again
1. I could've actually erased the last line, the joke was actually in the first 5 lines, you damn australian
2. This is Jar's thread, and no one put those gay rules that the previous had in this one
3. mod abuse!

YOU KNOW WHAT. THAT'S IT, I"M LEAVING THIS PLACE FOR GOOD!
/pulling a lukewarmholiday

IT'S OVER BETWEEN US PH0X

i'm taking the couch
RemmyX25
Also don't spoiler box quotes.
Cuddlebun

RemmyX25 wrote:

Also don't spoiler box quotes.
yeah phox you just can't do anything right, it's over

I'm taking the dog
awp

adam2046 wrote:

Ephemeral wrote:

you are not allowed to post quotes that you are present in

because that shit is not funny and i will lock the thread if it happens again
Unless you're awp.
If you're gonna be an exception you gotta be exceptional.
Ephemeral

awp wrote:

adam2046 wrote:

Unless you're awp.
If you're gonna be an exception you gotta be exceptional.
8-)
Cuddlebun
oh and I'm taking the sunglasses too, give them here
Shellghost
Less thread supportergotry more irc supportergotry.

Larto
11:17 <Shellghost> : Your erection could save your life!
11:19 <Shellghost> : It's a life saving device ;_;
11:19 <Jarby> : Like if someone falls off a boat?
11:19 <Jarby> : "Quick, grab my erection!"
IppE

Larto wrote:

11:19 <Jarby> : "Quick, grab my erection!"
( *≖‿≖*)
Topic Starter
Jarby
18:51 <Bass-chan> : Imogen Heap
18:51 <Bass-chan> : previously know as Frou Frou
Lizzehb
My signature.

But I have more somewhere.
Powerdrone
xD
Gens
13:17 <Rukarioman>: also what is the deal with ouran lately?
13:17 <Rukarioman>: he is being pretty rude to like everyone
13:17 <Linkred2>: he got to ''that age''
13:17 <Zero-don>: PMS

Just leaving here my previous signature.

[16:39] <+DCirc> Larto is too silly to have sex, he'll burn everything
Lizzehb

Shellghost wrote:

Less thread supportergotry more irc supportergotry.

I was there for that conversation~
Topic Starter
Jarby
20:16 <Myasich> : KILL HER KISS HER CORPSE BURN IT SNORT THE ASHES DANCE HARD TECHNO
20:17 <Myasich> : got to go, some policemen are after me
Lizzehb
Me and Jar's signatures.
Tee hee.
Powerdrone



There you go.
Rukario
08:03 <Jarby> : It's not meant to be like this.
08:03 <Jarby> : Not what I planned at all.
08:04 <Jarby> : I don't want to feel like this.
08:04 <Larto> : Shut up and stick it in.
08:04 <Jarby> : NO RESPONSE ON ANY LEVEL
Larto
00:54 <Zerostarry> : Larto, I didn't get hard when I downloaded Radar
00:55 <Zerostarry> : what's going on here
Derekku
Lardo: awww you didn't post the whole thing :c

[18:59] <+Derek> I got hard when I downloaded
[19:00] <Larto> I like it that derek got hard
[19:00] <Larto> man this is wonderful
[19:00] <Larto> just because of me ;)
[19:01] <Larto> oh my god derek got banned
[19:01] <Larto> !list bans
EDIT: Wojjan you suck :c
Wojjan
you need to learn about cropping.
text also needs it.
Powerdrone
09:53 <RandomJibberish> THIS IS A GIFT
09:53 <Powerdrone> IT COMES WITH A PRICE?
09:53 <RandomJibberish> WHO IS THE LAMB AND WHO IS THE KNIFE
09:53 <NotShinta> the sea is radioactive
Wojjan
Ehooker if this is what you have to put up wiith every day I take back those mean things I said zbout you.
Lizzehb
Lulz.

anonymous_old
This is why girls shouldn't have posting privileges.
Powerdrone

strager wrote:

This is why girls shouldn't have posting privileges.
What do you mean? There aren't any girls on the internet...
Wojjan
Can anyone ever stop using those dogmata? Find out more at 7
Powerdrone
I wouldn't be surprised if a mod deleted your post.

Also



And OH GODNESS

Topic Starter
Jarby

Powerdrone wrote:

No way, I'm not sharing my folder.
Lizzehb

Jarby wrote:

Powerdrone wrote:

No way, I'm not sharing my folder.
What is this, I don't even.....
IppE

lizzehb wrote:

What is this, I don't even.....
And I thought you'd like stuff like that.
Lizzehb

IppE602 wrote:

lizzehb wrote:

What is this, I don't even.....
And I thought you'd like stuff like that.
I still don't even know what is it. Srsly.

Edit: Why do MY posts always get deleted?
Larto

lizzehb wrote:

Edit: Why do MY posts always get deleted?
8-)
anonymous_old
02:27 - Ph0X: She's very smart / gamer / geek
02:27 - Ph0X: studies biophysics i think
02:27 - Ph0X: and uesd to code too
02:27 - Ph0X: better than me atleast
02:27 - strager: that's not difficult
02:27 - strager: ztrot could be better than you
02:27 - Ph0X: :|
02:27 - Ph0X: die
02:27 - Ph0X: WEJTOWEPJTYAWE
02:27 - Ph0X: TAKE
02:27 - Ph0X: HTAT
02:27 - Ph0X: BACK
02:27 - Ph0X: slut
IppE

lizzehb wrote:

I still don't even know what is it. Srsly.
Kyon x Koizumi
Rule 34

Not ringing any bells?

male + male + there is porn of it = ????
Lizzehb

IppE602 wrote:

lizzehb wrote:

I still don't even know what is it. Srsly.
Kyon x Koizumi
Rule 34

Not ringing any bells?

male + male + there is porn of it = ????
Oh....


















I GET IT NOW.
thepianist
Zekira
^ oh wow.
KRZY

thepianist wrote:



rofl

한글은 절대 훼손된 막대기사람처럼 생기지 않았습니다.
(= Korean does NOT look like dismembered stick figures.)
Shohei Ohtani
Actually, I meant Kyone x Mikuru, because Koizumi is just too obvious and I personally believe that man x man rule 34 is a turn off, but meh.
Firo Prochainezo

thepianist wrote:

That's fucking racist.
anonymous_old

Firo Prochainezo wrote:

thepianist wrote:

That's fucking racist.
It's languagist.
jjrocks
I have a lot!
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