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fat pear
just act like another person you see

hey guys i'm khelly and i am a _______ (fill in the blank)
E m i

SaigonAlice wrote:

You can do what khel does where he makes up for his utter lack of personality and relevance by having a different colored font
Or be like me and never make up for anything xd
Rilene
I guess you are suffering from Alzheimer's syndrome.
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abraker
Alzheimer's? Is that like a super power?
Rilene
Yes, you can fly and shoot lasers from eye with that syndrome, but before that effect, you'll experience nausea and memory lost before but don't worry, the effects will go away and you'll have permanent powers, but the syndrome varies with each person, you might have a different effect or powers.
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abraker
I can make a little voice in my head that says whatever I'm thinking. Does that count?
Witch Mercy
How about me? I have no memory of my past before the age of 12.
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abraker
Do you have Alzheimer's as well?
Rilene

abraker wrote:

I can make a little voice in my head that says whatever I'm thinking. Does that count?

Yes, that count and that's the sign of your telekinesis power is growing, day by day.

The next week you should have enough telekinesis power to tear a tissue paper.
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abraker
What should I use the tele-whatever-it-is for?
Rilene
You can achieve ultimate laziness with this by getting chips and soft drinks with telekinesis while sitting in front of PC, it is proved extreme usefulness.
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abraker
SHIT!!! They don't even know I have this new Alzheimer power.. How do I break this news to my friends and family? Do I just go like, "watch this", or should I hide it from them?

Also using this telething on a cat is fun :D
Rilene
Hide it, otherwise scientists and researcher will hunt you down or set a bounty on you.
Mercurial

GSG95 wrote:

Become a new person.
Better answer here.
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abraker

Sirade wrote:

Hide it, otherwise scientists and researcher will hunt you down or set a bounty on you.
You know too much then! You must be eliminated!!!
Rilene
No, you may not.
kirueggy

SaigonAlice wrote:

You can do what khel does where he makes up for his utter lack of personality and relevance by having a different colored font
You can do us all a favor and instead of stop pissing us all the fuck off, just to rather fuck off instead
SaigonAlice

kirueggy wrote:

SaigonAlice wrote:

You can do what khel does where he makes up for his utter lack of personality and relevance by having a different colored font
You can do us all a favor and instead of stop pissing us all the fuck off, just to rather fuck off instead
kirueggy more like kiruEDGY amirite?
Plane
Did you.. Did you use the time leap machine?
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abraker

Paronte wrote:

Did you.. Did you use the time leap machine?
Not sure as I can't remember anything from before 2 days ago. All I know is that I gained this Alzheimer power allowing me to move things using the little voice in my head.
kirueggy

SaigonAlice wrote:

kirueggy more like kiruEDGY amirite?
i suggest a diet of cyanide pills and alkali metals + lots of water, it ends the mental disability quite quick
SaigonAlice
pls calm down
Bweh
You're not you when you're hungry. Snickers satisfies.

Here, have one.

Rilene

Brian OA wrote:

You're not you when you're hungry. Snickers satisfies.

Here, have one.

Got any extra Snickers?
Bweh
I guess we can share



Just remember to spread the joy
Rilene
Thank you, I shall spread the joy and happiest among peoples.
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abraker
My local pharmacy doesn't carry these cyanide things, so I got Brian's snicker bar instead. Though the look on the worker's face when I asked for cyanide things was weird. I wonder why.
Rilene
Cyanide is a extremely valuable stuff, it is worth million dollar per gram due to rarity and usefulness.
Legend says it could potentially revive a dead being and bring them back to live and it is extremely valuable because of it's property, it is extremely light which is lighter than aerogel, durable and strong because of complex covalent bonding due to it's atomic arrangement, does not rust any at all due to how inert it is and can resist the extreme temperature more than starlite.

If you found one, do not mention any word of it or people will hunt you down.

They worth ALOT, also do you like Brian's snickers? Hope you will not get a allergic reaction because of peanuts.
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abraker
Does the legend say were I can go to find cyanide? I need to use it to remember why can't remember anything!
Also Brian's snicker wasn't that good. It had a smooth texture with bumps in it, which turned me off. Also, what are peanuts? Is it like poison?
Rilene

abraker wrote:

Does the legend say were I can go to find cyanide? I need to use it to remember why can't remember anything!
Also Brian's snicker wasn't that good. It had a smooth texture with bumps in it, which turned me off. Also, what are peanuts? Is it like poison?
You need to extract cyanide from apple seeds, you would need every kiloton of apple seeds per gram of pure cyanide.

And peanuts is a type of nuts, but unfortunately... Up to 25% of every American were allergic to peanuts but don't worry, you still have 75% chance of not getting allergic to peanuts.

Incase if you are allergic to peanut, you might want to try Mars, it is almost the same as Snickers, but without peanuts and has more caramels.



Here, have some and share the sweetness of the chocolate and friendship.

WARNING
High Sugar Content
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abraker

Sirade wrote:

You need to extract cyanide from apple seeds, you would need every kiloton of apple seeds per gram of pure cyanide.
I found an apple, but how do I crack it open? I trying throwing it, but it cracked the floor. :\

Sirade wrote:

but without peanuts and has more caramels.
AHHHH!!! THERE IS A THING STICKING BETWEEN MY TEETH!!! GET IT OFF!!! GET IT OFFF!!! (>.<)
Cyclohexane
if anything this thread told us that sirade has good taste in snack bars

if you don't think mars is the best then get out of my face
IppE

Mr Color wrote:

if you don't think mars is the best then get out of my face
Snickers is better.

And no I will not get off your french face.
kirueggy
Twix is my shit. I love all candy bars equally (Except Almond Joy fuck whoever made that) but Twix is my shit
Rilene
Nestlè's After Eight chocolate is the best in terms of taste and texture.

The texture is smooth and velvety, including the mint filling inside as well, which gives a sweet and cold sensation of a cold night and it's taste is well-balanced, semi-bittersweet, a bit of dark chocolate but goes well with a mint filling inside it.

abraker wrote:

Sirade wrote:

You need to extract cyanide from apple seeds, you would need every kiloton of apple seeds per gram of pure cyanide.
I found an apple, but how do I crack it open? I trying throwing it, but it cracked the floor. :\
I don't know, only legend does.
Topic Starter
abraker
So I came up to someone for help and she said it was a rock. I wanted an apple. Maybe I can use this rock for something...
Trash Boat
Snickers is fine, but you should also consider trying these

Rilene

abraker wrote:

So I came up to someone for help and she said it was a rock. I wanted an apple. Maybe I can use this rock for something...
You can use stone as a cheap alternative to cyanide.

Trash Boat wrote:

Snickers is fine, but you should also consider trying these

Seems delicious.
E m i
so much sugar in this thread
fat pear

kirueggy wrote:

Twix is my shit. I love all candy bars equally (Except Almond Joy fuck whoever made that) but Twix is my shit
You need to go to the doctors
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