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The Refurbished New-Age Bongo Jazz Poetry Club

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Ephemeral
Inland Empire
3,945 posts
Joined April 2009
Topic Starter
Ephemeral


Whispering tides in cascading millenia
Brisk forth, and disrupt the lashes!
Rend thee a subtle blow amidst the enmity
And wash away my doubt

(If you've never played this before, just attempt to be poetic! Post four lines of it or post nothing, and if you fuck around with this shit I will kill you and eat your loved ones)
The_Priest_In_Yellow
319 posts
Joined September 2008
The_Priest_In_Yellow
Surely this will fail.
osu! is off the scale.
In shit and retardedness.
That much is my guess.
Ephemeral
Inland Empire
3,945 posts
Joined April 2009
Topic Starter
Ephemeral
Why so rhyme?
To shake off the ice, the encasing rime?
Abominable shit indeed,
And now I will fuck a grouse.
NoHitter
osu! Alumni
3,785 posts
Joined June 2009
NoHitter
Such heavy words
They cast some doubt
The integrity of everything
Lies in the balance
Ephemeral
Inland Empire
3,945 posts
Joined April 2009
Topic Starter
Ephemeral
This balance? I abhor it!
My inner ear has no tolerance
For the gravity of your equilibrium
Besides, grouse is fleshy.
Derekku
COOL DUDE
7,270 posts
Joined March 2009
Derekku
new
age
retro
hippie
The_Priest_In_Yellow
319 posts
Joined September 2008
The_Priest_In_Yellow
Puny human wormbirds.
Crawl back to mother.
Boom !
We smack you out of sky.
Powerdrone
464 posts
Joined October 2009
Powerdrone
The sensation of falling,
The rush of the wind,
The feeling of it on our skin,
And the final moment of our life.
Faust
osu! Alumni
4,785 posts
Joined January 2009
Faust
I am forced to wander
Where is the sensation?
I say goodbye, to what I do not know..
I am unable to think.
So I stand still,
From five minutes ago.
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
Grazing on the earth
Nature's sole scar descends to the skies
Stars laugh with or at it in accordance
why is the sky blue?
aRiskOfRain
osu! Alumni
1,367 posts
Joined June 2009
aRiskOfRain
No-one here is great at rhyming,
Nor is anyone that good at poetic timing.
This thread is doomed, you must admit,
And every poem here is a pile of dung.
Ephemeral
Inland Empire
3,945 posts
Joined April 2009
Topic Starter
Ephemeral
Who was it that dictated, many years ago -
that poems, oh they have to rhyme, you see so!
Perhaps they couldn't do it, perhaps they'd never known..
But I'd rather listen to them, than a car accident and a gemstone!
Powerdrone
464 posts
Joined October 2009
Powerdrone
My worried eyes glanced a look,
Through the window,
Past the tree,
Worried eyes looked back at me.
Krisom
osu! Alumni
2,867 posts
Joined April 2009
Krisom
Poetry borrowed from google
It's not that fun kids
It's as boring as hearing a bugle
And as lame as Bieber with tits
Shohei Ohtani
Shohei Ohtani
When I was 13, I had my first love,
There was nobody that compared to my baby,
And nobody came between us or could ever come above
She had me goin' crazy,
Oh I was starstruck,
She woke me up daily,
Don't need no Starbucks.
She made my heart pound,
And skip a beat when I see her in the street and,
At school on the playground,
But I really wanna see her on the weekend,
She know she got me gazin',
Cuz she was so amazin',
And now my heart is breakin',
But I just keep on sayin'...
Faust
osu! Alumni
4,785 posts
Joined January 2009
Faust
My wound leaves no trail,
Nothing can leave.
I remember the jasmine,
mixed with my blood.
Fire turns to shades of metal,
I shan't be burnt any longer.
Azure_Kite
osu! Alumni
3,217 posts
Joined February 2009
Azure_Kite
Depressing as this thread may seem,
At least you know now what you've seen,
From this no hope can now be gleaned,
Though next mayhaps you shall forsee.
Adarin
40 posts
Joined June 2009
Adarin
These amber flames - they burn no more,
Broken hearts and empty souls shall hold this door,
For those brave enough to pass through,
May find beyond it - a love forever true.
Jarby
2,963 posts
Joined August 2008
Jarby
Frame by frame.
Arms stretched out now.
Got to get on it.
So you're gonna chase me now, boy?
Adarin
40 posts
Joined June 2009
Adarin
Chase, you say? There shall be none!
The time to play is that of a setting sun:
As the daylight fades and the moonshine comes hither,
Your due fee, will you pay, and so - your body will wither.
Powerdrone
464 posts
Joined October 2009
Powerdrone
Actually I'll totally chase Jarby,
He's so cute and fuzzy,
His wild hair is freaking red,
I'm sure that he is great in bed.
Adarin
40 posts
Joined June 2009
Adarin
Judging his ability by the colour of his hair?
Why, that hardly sounds fair!
If you want to catch him, you better quicken the pace
Else who knows? - it might be too late!
Azure_Kite
osu! Alumni
3,217 posts
Joined February 2009
Azure_Kite
Too late it may be, for I've caught his charm.
"Impossible", you say? I've him in both arms.
Although this small challenge has come to it's end,
I pray you and I, we may still be friends?
Adarin
40 posts
Joined June 2009
Adarin
Her hands, they search around her face,
These marks, these scars - they set the pace.
Although each man shall find his own,
These timeless fiends will destroy all stone.
Sleep Powder
1,540 posts
Joined October 2008
Sleep Powder
I post for purpose
Off-Topic with no meaning
Created for joy?
No, thank you
Xgor
Elite Mapper
2,534 posts
Joined April 2009
Xgor
NO, Thank you!! I don't need memories
Because I'm strongly, deeply in love with the now
Being flooded with memories is a sweet, adult-like luxury
And yet... I wanna refrain from it
Azure_Kite
osu! Alumni
3,217 posts
Joined February 2009
Azure_Kite
Restraints are for the weak,
Restraints are for the poor,
The future shan't be bleak,
I'll wipe Him with the floor.
Adarin
40 posts
Joined June 2009
Adarin
The floor is stained with none but blood,
The shoes are coated with flesh and mud,
The stars align to break the sky,
But youthful eyes have yet to cry.
Jarby
2,963 posts
Joined August 2008
Jarby
Cause nothing else will do instead for reassuring eternity.
Oh now don't make it harder than it already is.
Cause none of us were angels.
Kiss me for longer.
Adarin
40 posts
Joined June 2009
Adarin
Her kisses are only for the one she loves,
As soft as the feathers of sweet doves,
But, surely, if you have some faith,
You, perhaps, may get a taste.
Powerdrone
464 posts
Joined October 2009
Powerdrone
Burning in front of me,
My eyes watch the flames,
I cannot look away,
As my life disappears.
Adarin
40 posts
Joined June 2009
Adarin
Her eyes, they glimmer with multiple hues,
You reached out your hand but she refused.
She watches as into oblivion you fade,
She who is but the darkness' maid.
Jarby
2,963 posts
Joined August 2008
Jarby
I ate a banana today.
It tasted of cherry, no doubt.
You wonder why the cans of sophistication were held?
No. You will not step forward.
Claudia_old
571 posts
Joined July 2010
Claudia_old
Now this is the story all about how
My life got flipped, turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-air
Danneh
157 posts
Joined April 2010
Danneh
Wow last post 7 months ago
Seriously .. A poetry thread? So homo =.o
But everybody has his own thing i guess
Ive got a thing that nobody has =w=

Yes my friends, i almost broke a record there
I was only 2 seconds off, thats so unfair
The record i almost broke .. N i was like .. "Oh Crap!"
It was the top 10 sex record .. The fast-est fap =w=

My record was 15, yes i timed it myself
I saved the vial of jizz on my 2nd bookshelf
The official record was 12,5 .. N i started to whine

BUT I WILL KEEP TRYING, THE FAP RECORD WILL BE MINE !

~ Danneh ~


REVIVED REVIVED REVIVED REVIVED REVIVED REVIVED REVIVED REVIVED REVIVED REVIVED REVIVED

sue me.
Vext_old
987 posts
Joined October 2010
Vext_old
Idk what this thread is and I don't care, I just want to say I have posted in "The Refurbished New-Age Bongo Jazz Poetry Club".
Powerdrone
464 posts
Joined October 2009
Powerdrone
ok,
happy birthday saturos,
this thread will soon receive a notice of closure,
wocked and lastelanded.
Claudia_old
571 posts
Joined July 2010
Claudia_old
Danneh, you stupid shithead
You've defiled this thread
O, shame on ye!
Newfags, take heed.
Danneh
157 posts
Joined April 2010
Danneh

E-Hooker wrote:

Danneh, you stupid shithead
You've defiled this thread
O, shame on ye!
Newfags, take heed.
Ily too <3
Cows say moo

hey, it still rhymes 8D
Ephemeral
Inland Empire
3,945 posts
Joined April 2009
Topic Starter
Ephemeral
i thought i heard the sound of a thousand souls screaming out in pain last night while i slept

this certainly explains it.
intermu
415 posts
Joined November 2009
intermu
Oh freddled gruntbuggly
thy micturations are to me

As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.

Groop I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes.
And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!
Kitsunemimi
2,188 posts
Joined April 2009
Kitsunemimi

E-Hooker wrote:

Danneh, you stupid shithead
You've defiled this thread
O, shame on ye!
Newfags, take heed.
Actually this one was pretty funny ^
Danneh
157 posts
Joined April 2010
Danneh

Kitsunemimi wrote:

E-Hooker wrote:

Danneh, you stupid shithead
You've defiled this thread
O, shame on ye!
Newfags, take heed.
Actually this one was pretty funny ^
His love for me has been expressed. Marry me nao.
Shellghost
543 posts
Joined March 2009
Shellghost

Danneh wrote:

His love for me has been expressed. Marry me nao.

Danneh wrote:

His
Sinistro
osu! Alumni
1,412 posts
Joined January 2008
Sinistro
Dammit, I used to like this thread...
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