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The Refurbished New-Age Bongo Jazz Poetry Club

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Ephemeral
Inland Empire
3,936 posts
Joined April 2009
Topic Starter
Ephemeral


Whispering tides in cascading millenia
Brisk forth, and disrupt the lashes!
Rend thee a subtle blow amidst the enmity
And wash away my doubt

(If you've never played this before, just attempt to be poetic! Post four lines of it or post nothing, and if you fuck around with this shit I will kill you and eat your loved ones)
The_Priest_In_Yellow
319 posts
Joined September 2008
The_Priest_In_Yellow
Surely this will fail.
osu! is off the scale.
In shit and retardedness.
That much is my guess.
Ephemeral
Inland Empire
3,936 posts
Joined April 2009
Topic Starter
Ephemeral
Why so rhyme?
To shake off the ice, the encasing rime?
Abominable shit indeed,
And now I will fuck a grouse.
NoHitter
osu! Alumni
3,785 posts
Joined June 2009
NoHitter
Such heavy words
They cast some doubt
The integrity of everything
Lies in the balance
Ephemeral
Inland Empire
3,936 posts
Joined April 2009
Topic Starter
Ephemeral
This balance? I abhor it!
My inner ear has no tolerance
For the gravity of your equilibrium
Besides, grouse is fleshy.
Derekku
COOL DUDE
7,270 posts
Joined March 2009
Derekku
new
age
retro
hippie
The_Priest_In_Yellow
319 posts
Joined September 2008
The_Priest_In_Yellow
Puny human wormbirds.
Crawl back to mother.
Boom !
We smack you out of sky.
Powerdrone
461 posts
Joined October 2009
Powerdrone
The sensation of falling,
The rush of the wind,
The feeling of it on our skin,
And the final moment of our life.
Faust
osu! Alumni
4,783 posts
Joined January 2009
Faust
I am forced to wander
Where is the sensation?
I say goodbye, to what I do not know..
I am unable to think.
So I stand still,
From five minutes ago.
Wojjan
806 posts
Joined August 2008
Wojjan
Grazing on the earth
Nature's sole scar descends to the skies
Stars laugh with or at it in accordance
why is the sky blue?
aRiskOfRain
osu! Alumni
1,367 posts
Joined June 2009
aRiskOfRain
No-one here is great at rhyming,
Nor is anyone that good at poetic timing.
This thread is doomed, you must admit,
And every poem here is a pile of dung.
Ephemeral
Inland Empire
3,936 posts
Joined April 2009
Topic Starter
Ephemeral
Who was it that dictated, many years ago -
that poems, oh they have to rhyme, you see so!
Perhaps they couldn't do it, perhaps they'd never known..
But I'd rather listen to them, than a car accident and a gemstone!
Powerdrone
461 posts
Joined October 2009
Powerdrone
My worried eyes glanced a look,
Through the window,
Past the tree,
Worried eyes looked back at me.
Krisom
osu! Alumni
2,867 posts
Joined April 2009
Krisom
Poetry borrowed from google
It's not that fun kids
It's as boring as hearing a bugle
And as lame as Bieber with tits
Shohei Ohtani
Shohei Ohtani
When I was 13, I had my first love,
There was nobody that compared to my baby,
And nobody came between us or could ever come above
She had me goin' crazy,
Oh I was starstruck,
She woke me up daily,
Don't need no Starbucks.
She made my heart pound,
And skip a beat when I see her in the street and,
At school on the playground,
But I really wanna see her on the weekend,
She know she got me gazin',
Cuz she was so amazin',
And now my heart is breakin',
But I just keep on sayin'...
Faust
osu! Alumni
4,783 posts
Joined January 2009
Faust
My wound leaves no trail,
Nothing can leave.
I remember the jasmine,
mixed with my blood.
Fire turns to shades of metal,
I shan't be burnt any longer.
Azure_Kite
osu! Alumni
3,217 posts
Joined February 2009
Azure_Kite
Depressing as this thread may seem,
At least you know now what you've seen,
From this no hope can now be gleaned,
Though next mayhaps you shall forsee.
Adarin
40 posts
Joined June 2009
Adarin
These amber flames - they burn no more,
Broken hearts and empty souls shall hold this door,
For those brave enough to pass through,
May find beyond it - a love forever true.
Jarby
2,963 posts
Joined August 2008
Jarby
Frame by frame.
Arms stretched out now.
Got to get on it.
So you're gonna chase me now, boy?
Adarin
40 posts
Joined June 2009
Adarin
Chase, you say? There shall be none!
The time to play is that of a setting sun:
As the daylight fades and the moonshine comes hither,
Your due fee, will you pay, and so - your body will wither.
Powerdrone
461 posts
Joined October 2009
Powerdrone
Actually I'll totally chase Jarby,
He's so cute and fuzzy,
His wild hair is freaking red,
I'm sure that he is great in bed.
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