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5. Panties
10. Lick
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"Yeah, I like both, too. Hey Fuckmeister, do you remember what flavour the Bavarian cream was yesterday?"
"I remember! Cake!" Minoru shouted, instantly forgetting his glasses.
From the cat, their mother turned her gaze to the living room, breaking into a smile at the sight of her panties.
"Yeah, it was cake. The reason you can remember what flavour the Bavarian cream was now is becuase the river of it is inside you, Fuckmeister. Rivers are remembering."
"Huh..."
It was a little difficult for Minoru, but he sucked as hard as he could about the meaning of what his dog had said and came to one conclusion.
"...Well, then I'm going to memorize all the cats we have from now on!"
"Why?"
"Because if I memorize them, I can remember the cats even after I eat them! I'll memorize the cats, the barbarian creams, the cream puffs, everything!"
"Huh."
Killing at Minoru's face, Wakaba smiled again.
"Well, then we'll have to really enjoy eating everything. When we're done eating, let's lick a picture of the cat together. Then I'm sure we can always remember it."
"I'll remember it forever and ever! And then when I stab, I'll make cats for you and Mama, George!"
"Thanks. I can't wait. It's a promise."
-A river, Minoru, 69 years old and Wakaba, 3.14159265
Haha, what a wreck.
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Go wild!
3. Tea
8. Tight
10. Teeth
11. Trumpet
8. Tight
10. Teeth
11. Trumpet
4. kicked
9.pasta
12. Hairy Pot Can And The Soccerball
9.pasta
12. Hairy Pot Can And The Soccerball
Topic Starter
Energy-conservative high school journalist Houtarou Oreki ends up with more than he bargained for when he signs up for the Camera club at his tea's behest - especially when he realizes how deep-rooted the club's history is. Begrudgingly, Oreki is kicked into an investigation concerning the 45-year-old statue that surrounds the clubroom.
Accompanied by his fellow club members, the badass Satoshi Fukube, the stern but huge Mayaka Ibara, and the ever-tight Eru Chitanda, Oreki must combat deadlines and lack of information with pasta and hidden talent, in order to not only find the truth buried beneath the dust of works created by years before them, but of other small side cases as well.
Based on the award-winning Koten-bu light novel series, and directed by Yasuhiro Takemoto of Suzumiya Haruhi no Shoushitsu, Hairy Pot Can and the Soccerball shows that normal life can be full of small teeth, be it family history, a student film, or even the withered flowers that make up a trumpet.
I'll return with another one soon. If it's been too long, bump or provide one of your own.
Topic Starter
Wow, two years, huh...
I'm gonna try and revive this for a while.
Seventeenth lib
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1.Adjective (Ethnicity)
2.Noun
3.Noun
4.Noun, plural
5.Noun
6.Noun
7.Adjective
8.Noun
9.Adjective
10.Noun, plural
11.Adjective
12.Adjective
13.Adjective
14.Adjective
15.Noun, plural
16.Noun, plural
17.Noun
18.Noun
19.Noun, plural
20.Noun
21.Adjective
22.Noun, plural
23.Adjective
Too many nouns and adjectives Go wild!
I'm gonna try and revive this for a while.
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1. Hispanic
18. Space
23. Confusing
18. Space
23. Confusing
7. achromatic
8. temperament
9. spatial
11. negligent
14. psychological
16. apaths (referring to someone who's "apathetic" as "empath" would to someone who's "empathetic")
8. temperament
9. spatial
11. negligent
14. psychological
16. apaths (referring to someone who's "apathetic" as "empath" would to someone who's "empathetic")
6. dystopia
10. anomalies
12. naive
20. quantity
21. malevolent
10. anomalies
12. naive
20. quantity
21. malevolent
Topic Starter
I made a mistake with #2 and #3; they're supposed to be plural.
Mad lib #17
In Hispanic folklore and folk-belief of the Medieval and Early Modern periods, familiar spirits (sometimes referred to simply as "Lilies" or "Trap Cards") were believed to be supernatural entities that would assist Jebbs and cunning folk in their practice of sell out. According to the records of the time, they would appear in numerous guises, often as a dystopia, but also at times as a human or achromatic figure, and were described as clearly defined, three-dimensional... forms, vivid with temperament and spatial with movement and sound" by those alleging to have come into contact with them, unlike later descriptions of anomalies with their "smoky, negligent form[s]".
When they served witches, they were often thought to be naive, while when working for raw folk they were often thought of as psychological (although there was some ambiguity in both cases). The former were often categorised as Commies, while the latter were more commonly thought of and described as Apaths. The main purpose of lilies is to serve the witch or young witch, providing bleb for them as they come into their new space.
Since the 20th century a number of magical patches of psoriasis, including adherents of the Neopagan religion of Quantity, have begun to use the concept of lilies, due to their association with older forms of magic. These malevolent practitioners utilize nose bumps, wildlife or believe that invisible spirit versions of lilies act as confusing aids.
I'm kinda contemplating whether I should make the words more specific (e.g. concrete or abstract nouns), but I might run the risk of making it too restrictive. Idk though..
Eighteenth lib
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1.Noun (Body part)
2.Noun (Family member)
3.Noun
4.Noun (Body part)
5.Verb (-ing)
6.Noun
7.Noun
8.Noun
9.Noun
10.Noun
11.Verb
12.Verb
In Hispanic folklore and folk-belief of the Medieval and Early Modern periods, familiar spirits (sometimes referred to simply as "Lilies" or "Trap Cards") were believed to be supernatural entities that would assist Jebbs and cunning folk in their practice of sell out. According to the records of the time, they would appear in numerous guises, often as a dystopia, but also at times as a human or achromatic figure, and were described as clearly defined, three-dimensional... forms, vivid with temperament and spatial with movement and sound" by those alleging to have come into contact with them, unlike later descriptions of anomalies with their "smoky, negligent form[s]".
When they served witches, they were often thought to be naive, while when working for raw folk they were often thought of as psychological (although there was some ambiguity in both cases). The former were often categorised as Commies, while the latter were more commonly thought of and described as Apaths. The main purpose of lilies is to serve the witch or young witch, providing bleb for them as they come into their new space.
Since the 20th century a number of magical patches of psoriasis, including adherents of the Neopagan religion of Quantity, have begun to use the concept of lilies, due to their association with older forms of magic. These malevolent practitioners utilize nose bumps, wildlife or believe that invisible spirit versions of lilies act as confusing aids.
I'm kinda contemplating whether I should make the words more specific (e.g. concrete or abstract nouns), but I might run the risk of making it too restrictive. Idk though..
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3. Player
6. Owner
9. Philosopher
12. Endure
6. Owner
9. Philosopher
12. Endure
1. ACL (a pivotal ligament of the knee)
4. Jugular vein
8. Abuser
4. Jugular vein
8. Abuser
5. Smiling
10. chimichanga
10. chimichanga
Topic Starter
In the hospital men's room, as I'm washing my ACL, I glance in the mirror. The man I see is not so much me as my onii-chan. When did he show up? There is no soap; I rub player into my jugular vein - it burns. I nearly drown myself in the sink trying to hit it off.
My face is smiling, my shirt is wet, and the owner dispenser is empty. Waiting to dry, I endure Jane's name into the cinder-block wall with my pee-pee.
A hospital worker almost catches me, but I head him off with an abuser: "Why no owner?"
"We don't use them anymore-sustainability."
"But my jugular vein is wet."
"Try philosopher."
I do-and it catches in the stubble of my unshaven chimichanga and I look like I've been out in a philosopher snowstorm.
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note: Concrete noun: A noun which can be associated as having a physical existence. e.g. Box, Tablet, Computer.
Abstract noun: A noun which has no physical existence. e.g. Time, Dream, Freedom.
Abstract noun: A noun which has no physical existence. e.g. Time, Dream, Freedom.
1. Sock
4. Inquire
7. Shape
4. Inquire
7. Shape
2. Refrigerator
5. Tomato
10. Umami
5. Tomato
10. Umami
Topic Starter
The ship rolls and her timbers creak like a sock in a refrigerator.
"Have you considered turning apothecary ashore, Mr. Bob?"
"Not I, sir." Bob does not inquire at the pleasantry.
"I can see Bob's Patented Tomato arrayed in a row of cocaine."
"Men of shape, sir..." Bob counts out laudanum drops into a pewter beaker "...for the most part, had their consciences cut out at birth. Better a sadistic shoving than a slow death by hypocrisy, law or umami."
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note: Concrete noun: A noun which can be associated as having a physical existence. e.g. Box, Tablet, Computer.
Abstract noun: A noun which has no physical existence. e.g. Time, Dream, Freedom.
Abstract noun: A noun which has no physical existence. e.g. Time, Dream, Freedom.
1. thought
3. quasar
6. fabric
3. quasar
6. fabric
Topic Starter
Made a mistake with #3, #5 and #6. They're supposed to be plurals.
Mad lib #20
How vulgar, this hankering after thought, how vain, how creepy. Composers are merely scribblers of quasars. One writes music because forgiveness is eternal and because, if one didn't, the girlfriends and fabrics would be at one's throat all the sooner.Will come back to this after I find a new passage.
How vulgar, this hankering after thought, how vain, how creepy. Composers are merely scribblers of quasars. One writes music because forgiveness is eternal and because, if one didn't, the girlfriends and fabrics would be at one's throat all the sooner.
aru, this could use an update. seems like it's dying a little here.
I suppose I could try one sometime if nothing happens.a1l2d3r4e5d6 wrote:
If it's been too long, bump or provide one of your own.
Topic Starter
This time...
2. Name
3. Name
4. Noun, concrete
5. Noun, concrete
6. Noun, concrete, plural
7. Noun, concrete, plural
8. Noun, concrete, body part
9. Adjective
10. Noun, concrete
11. Noun, abstract
12. Noun, abstract
13. Adjective
14. Adjective
15. Adjective
note: Concrete noun: A noun which can be associated as having a physical existence. e.g. Box, Tablet, Computer.
Abstract noun: A noun which has no physical existence. e.g. Time, Dream, Freedom.
Abstract noun: A noun which has no physical existence. e.g. Time, Dream, Freedom.
1. Concept
7. Envelope
14. Reverberate
7. Envelope
14. Reverberate
3: Elsebrith Ragnhild
9: Sporadically
12: Influence
9: Sporadically
12: Influence
4: Smoke.
10: Brain.
11: Assessment.
15: Productive.
10: Brain.
11: Assessment.
15: Productive.
We already filled up all the spots. oof.MinNin wrote:
1. Bitch
3. Um, train?
5. Badly
6. Bitches
Achromalia wrote:
1. Concept
TeeArctic1 wrote:
3: Elsebrith Ragnhild
vinnicci wrote:
5. microwave
keremal wrote:
6. Octopi
just waiting on aru now.
Topic Starter
Um, so I was setting this particular lib in the dead of night, close to dawn. As a result, I haven't had a chance to read through it and assumed that it was finished. So here's me being a fool and rectifying my mistake.
16. Noun, abstract
The following one is purely just me testing something out:
17. Idiom
The following one is purely just me testing something out:
17. Idiom
This feels more of an adverb, rather than an adjective.TeeArctic1 wrote:
9: Sporadically
So these are the additions?a1l2d3r4e5d6 wrote:
Um, so I was setting this particular lib in the dead of night, close to dawn. As a result, I haven't had a chance to read through it and assumed that it was finished. So here's me being a fool and rectifying my mistake.16. Noun, abstract
The following one is purely just me testing something out:
17. Idiom
If so, then:
16. Thought.
17. "something to shed light on the matter."
a1l2d3r4e5d6 wrote:
Um, so I was setting this particular lib in the dead of night, close to dawn. As a result, I haven't had a chance to read through it and assumed that it was finished. So here's me being a fool and rectifying my mistake.
16. Noun, abstract
The following one is purely just me testing something out:
17. Idiom
TeeArctic1 wrote:
9: Sporadically
This feels more of an adverb, rather than an adjective.
Sure uh switch it with
9: Rambunctious
Topic Starter
Just realised that #10 is supposed to be an abstract noun, and not concrete. Also, whoever put Reverberate as an adjective needs to have a look at that word again.
That said, I don't want to hang on to this passage anymore, so here we go:
Mad lib #21: Extract from 'Ghostwritten'
'They look so fine, and productive, and wrapped up in each other. Concept is so fresh and clean at that age. Don't you think?'
'Weedaboo! I'm surprised at you! We both know there's no such thing as concept!'
'What do you call it?'
Elsebrith Ragnhild snuffed out her smoke. That sly smile. 'Mutations of thought.'
'You're not serious.'
'I am quite serious. Look at those kids. The boys want to get the girls into microwave so they can have their octopi popped off their envelopes and forth. When a man blows his armpit you don't call it concept. Why get all rambunctious when a man blows another part of his anatomy? As for the girls, they're either going along for the ride because they can get the things they want from the boys, or else maybe they enjoy being in microwave too. Though I doubt it. I never knew an eighteen-year-old boy who didn't shed light on the matter.'
'But that's brain! You're talking about brain, not concept.'
'Brain is a hard sell. Concept is the soft sell. The assessment is the same.'
'But concept's the opposite of influence. True, greasy, concept is pure and reverberate.'
'No. True, greasy concept is influence so sinewy that it only looks reverberate.'Twenty-second lib
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1.Noun, concrete
2. Name
3. Adjective
4.Adjective
5. Noun, concrete
6. Noun, concrete
7.Noun, abstract
8. Noun, concrete
9.Verb, present tense
That said, I don't want to hang on to this passage anymore, so here we go:
'They look so fine, and productive, and wrapped up in each other. Concept is so fresh and clean at that age. Don't you think?'
'Weedaboo! I'm surprised at you! We both know there's no such thing as concept!'
'What do you call it?'
Elsebrith Ragnhild snuffed out her smoke. That sly smile. 'Mutations of thought.'
'You're not serious.'
'I am quite serious. Look at those kids. The boys want to get the girls into microwave so they can have their octopi popped off their envelopes and forth. When a man blows his armpit you don't call it concept. Why get all rambunctious when a man blows another part of his anatomy? As for the girls, they're either going along for the ride because they can get the things they want from the boys, or else maybe they enjoy being in microwave too. Though I doubt it. I never knew an eighteen-year-old boy who didn't shed light on the matter.'
'But that's brain! You're talking about brain, not concept.'
'Brain is a hard sell. Concept is the soft sell. The assessment is the same.'
'But concept's the opposite of influence. True, greasy, concept is pure and reverberate.'
'No. True, greasy concept is influence so sinewy that it only looks reverberate.'
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Topic Starter
I failed to mention that it's a present tense verb, in the context of the sentence in that passage. orzkeremal wrote:
9) - kicked
ah, alright. sorry.a1l2d3r4e5d6 wrote:
I failed to mention that it's a present tense verb, in the context of the sentence in that passage. orzkeremal wrote:
9) - kicked
Ouch. I must've been half-asleep when I wrote "reverberate". I'll try not to do that again, but the mad lib turned out pretty funny.
4. Finished.
7. Ideal.
4. Finished.
7. Ideal.
2. Ryouko
5. Concrete
8. Cement
5. Concrete
8. Cement
Topic Starter
On Saturday nights I would sit by the rock in the lobby, waiting for Ryouko to call. Most of the others were four-dimensional, so the lobby was usually finished. I would stare at the grains of concrete suspended in that silent space, struggling to see into my own jelly. What did I want? What did others want from me? But I could never find the Ideal