How to make a Black Metal band‬ · forum‬

Monsterkingx

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Monsterkingx 2015-06-07T18:00:10+00:00

Step 1
Find a satanic name. If you want you can say that you are from Finland / Norway / Iceland and put the name in your language
Step 2
Its now time to make a logo for your group
Use this font to write your name
The Last Step
Add some music and make sure you make them dark

For example :
Band name : Death by Penis Monster
Logo :

Songs : PEN15 - The Strong White Fluid - The Erection of Death

olivia272 wrote:
..or alternatively come to Finland.

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a1l2d3r4e5d6

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a1l2d3r4e5d6 2015-06-07T18:02:43+00:00

ggwp

"We've all been asleep for the past 16 years."

bigfeh

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bigfeh 2015-06-07T18:10:13+00:00

You're quickly climbing the retard ranks

everyone hates you already, go the fuck away

Monsterkingx

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Monsterkingx 2015-06-07T18:16:55+00:00

bigfeh wrote:
You're quickly climbing the retard ranks

everyone hates you already, go the fuck away

Be polite plz I am trying to learn this forum...

olivia272

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olivia272 2015-06-07T18:20:39+00:00

..or alternatively come to Finland.

When you planted flowers inside of me, I thought you were going to water them too.

Aurani

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Aurani 2015-06-07T18:29:30+00:00

How to remove kebab:

Step 1) Bait them by offering kebab
Step 2) Wait until they bite
Step 3) Rape them
Step 4) Ura comrade!
Step 5) Kebab successfully removed

Aurani wrote:
I am divinity itself, a resplendent and sacrosanct star shining down upon your infecund, bleak, and minuscule world.

EneT

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EneT 2015-06-07T18:31:00+00:00

Just please donate £1 a day to remove these invasive specimens. Together, we can make a difference.

Monsterkingx

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Monsterkingx 2015-06-07T18:34:53+00:00

Its not written to offend anyone its just written for fun

Aurani

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Aurani 2015-06-07T18:35:03+00:00

We're all here for fun. If anyone really wanted to "offend" others, it would be MUCH worse. Just chill.

Aurani wrote:
I am divinity itself, a resplendent and sacrosanct star shining down upon your infecund, bleak, and minuscule world.

Monsterkingx

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Monsterkingx 2015-06-07T18:39:39+00:00

Aurani wrote:
We're all here for fun. If anyone really wanted to "offend" others, it would be MUCH worse. Just chill.

Its like this then
wanna fite m8?

ColdTooth

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ColdTooth 2015-06-07T18:41:37+00:00

Monsterkingx wrote:
Aurani wrote:
We're all here for fun. If anyone really wanted to "offend" others, it would be MUCH worse. Just chill.
Its like this then
wanna fite m8?

no, you're making it worse

although noone thinks im chill so you're cool

Hello. (◕‿◕✿)

Aurani

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Aurani 2015-06-07T18:42:54+00:00

1v1 me Club Penguin scrub

Aurani wrote:
I am divinity itself, a resplendent and sacrosanct star shining down upon your infecund, bleak, and minuscule world.

Hika

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Hika 2015-06-07T18:43:27+00:00

Yuck.

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Monsterkingx

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Monsterkingx 2015-06-07T18:43:40+00:00

Aurani wrote:
1v1 me Club Penguin scrub

I was gonna say dat

wich server biatch?

bigfeh

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bigfeh 2015-06-07T18:46:19+00:00

Monsterkingx wrote:
bigfeh wrote:
You're quickly climbing the retard ranks

everyone hates you already, go the fuck away
Be polite plz I am trying to learn this forum...

you're doing it incredibly wrong

and I AM being polite. You haven't seen me shit over someone's head yet

Aurani

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Aurani 2015-06-07T18:47:47+00:00

Chill BR.
Our kebab friend is being friendly - no need to scare him away instantly.

Wait wait wait wait - Club Penguin had multiple servers?! Oh boy, oh boy oh boy oh boy the hype!

Aurani wrote:
I am divinity itself, a resplendent and sacrosanct star shining down upon your infecund, bleak, and minuscule world.

Hika

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Hika 2015-06-07T18:48:10+00:00

You never shit over my head, wtf? I thought we were together???

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Monsterkingx

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Monsterkingx 2015-06-07T18:49:33+00:00

Aurani wrote:
Chill BR.
Our kebab friend is being friendly - no need to scare him away instantly.

Wait wait wait wait - Club Penguin had multiple servers?! Oh boy, oh boy oh boy oh boy the hype!

Hika wrote:
You never shit over my head, wtf? I thought we were together???

*Grabs popcorn*

Hika

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Hika 2015-06-07T18:50:44+00:00

You're not Michael Jackson, he's fucking dead you sick fuck.

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Monsterkingx

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Monsterkingx 2015-06-07T18:51:44+00:00

Hika wrote:
You're not Michael Jackson, he's fucking dead you sick fuck.

how is that related to my post?

Aurani

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Aurani 2015-06-07T18:53:26+00:00

Ignore the murrican mongrel, he's on his period.

Come to my kebab camp instead.

Aurani wrote:
I am divinity itself, a resplendent and sacrosanct star shining down upon your infecund, bleak, and minuscule world.

Aomi

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Aomi 2015-06-07T18:54:10+00:00

Monsterkingx wrote:
how is that related to my post?

You beefing with my enemy does not make you a friend of me.

Monsterkingx

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Monsterkingx 2015-06-07T18:54:31+00:00

Aurani wrote:
Ignore the murrican mongrel, he's on his period.

Come to my kebab camp instead.

Random hitler refrance? :O

Friendan

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Friendan 2015-06-07T18:57:05+00:00

remove kebab
also norwegian dedath metal

da da da

bigfeh

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bigfeh 2015-06-07T18:58:48+00:00

Hika wrote:
You never shit over my head, wtf? I thought we were together???

i'm sorry hun

do you want some kebab instead?

Monsterkingx

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Monsterkingx 2015-06-07T18:59:21+00:00

Friendan wrote:
remove kebab
also norwegian dedath metal

FUCK YEAAAAAA FREEDOM right?

Friendan

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Friendan 2015-06-07T18:59:41+00:00

da da da

Monsterkingx

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Monsterkingx 2015-06-07T19:00:57+00:00

Edit : The vid didnt work so heres the link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhnUgAaea4M

Hika

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Hika 2015-06-07T20:16:30+00:00

Aomi wrote:

Thank you. Now we can make the dumb Turk look dumber.

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Aurani

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Aurani 2015-06-07T20:23:10+00:00

There is a time to be a dick, and this is not the time.....

Aurani wrote:
I am divinity itself, a resplendent and sacrosanct star shining down upon your infecund, bleak, and minuscule world.

Monsterkingx

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Monsterkingx 2015-06-07T20:26:23+00:00

Hika wrote:
Aomi wrote:
Thank you. Now we can make the dumb Turk look dumber.

"The Dumb Turk" says the American

Irony is strong with this one friends...

Aurani

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Aurani 2015-06-07T20:27:36+00:00

As much as I'd like to disagree, I can't..... it's stronger than me. :p

Aurani wrote:
I am divinity itself, a resplendent and sacrosanct star shining down upon your infecund, bleak, and minuscule world.

-sev

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-sev 2015-06-07T20:45:51+00:00

Sorry but this thread is heading in that direction so I'm gonna contribute.

Monsterkingx

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Monsterkingx 2015-06-07T20:48:54+00:00

Kaienyuu wrote:
Sorry but this thread is heading in that direction so I'm gonna contribute.

Hey I thought we were friends

Hika

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Hika 2015-06-07T20:49:16+00:00

It's called derailing a thread. I am not American and am proud.

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bigfeh

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bigfeh 2015-06-07T20:51:13+00:00

so this just happened

Aurani wrote:
There is a time to be a dick, and this is not the time.....

never thought I'd see the day aurani white knighted

Monsterkingx wrote:
Hika wrote:
Thank you. Now we can make the dumb Turk look dumber.
"The Dumb Turk" says the American

Irony is strong with this one friends...

you just keep making it worse

MAKE IT STOP

Aurani

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Aurani 2015-06-07T20:51:36+00:00

I'm a dick to those who deserve it - this guy is just oblivious to the trolling and innocent as a result, so bashing him like Hika did is a rather dickish move.

Aurani wrote:
I am divinity itself, a resplendent and sacrosanct star shining down upon your infecund, bleak, and minuscule world.

Monsterkingx

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Monsterkingx 2015-06-07T20:53:28+00:00

Hika

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Hika 2015-06-07T20:53:38+00:00

I am a huge dick because I am straightforward? Checkmate, fucker.

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Aurani

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Aurani 2015-06-07T20:59:11+00:00

Obliviousness doesn't equal stupidity. That's a fact and there is no "checkmate" here, as you've spectacularly failed to do it. Congratulations. :p

Aurani wrote:
I am divinity itself, a resplendent and sacrosanct star shining down upon your infecund, bleak, and minuscule world.

Monsterkingx

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Monsterkingx 2015-06-07T20:59:46+00:00

Well fuck looks like you are 2 strong

Bye

Aurani

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Aurani 2015-06-07T21:00:54+00:00

Don't run little kebab. I thought we could be friends like Hitler and zem Jews? I mean, steel beams can't melt themselves, someone has to fly that plane!