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I am in a serious rpg situation help?

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Kiiyo
Well i am basically playing d&d 5e

Anyways i am in this military village and i wanted to sleep in this barn. I basically try to sneak into the barn and i fail horribly. The person who is in charge of the barn catches me and well me to leave. I scare the guy to death causing him to leave the barn. After leaving he alerts the guards. As the guards are closing in my friend comes in and he tries to talk to me. I sell him out saying that he is a bandit and it doesn't work. As the guards are closing in on the barn they get ready to smoke me out. Because i was scared i burned the entire barn with my magic (i am a dragonic sorcerer) and i get free. As i try to escape the guards are now surrounding me. There are 39 guards surrounding me along with the guards at the gate. We are also in a wagon with a horse on it. This rpg is going in a turn base style and it is currently the guards turn. Me and my friends need to find a way out alive. I have a spell to shield me once from an enemy attack however i can only use it oh so many times. I do have a fire spell that is an bolt of fire then again it isn't my turn. An ice spell that shoots off in a cone like direction. An acid spell that is also an AOE and a spell that shoots 3 missiles to wherever i want. Almost everything i try is turned down and i need help
Also i am an 11 yr old girl

If you make it to the end thanks xD
Aurani
So, since I don't know shit about the game itself, I asked a close friend of mine, and long story short, he says that you're a rather retarded guy.
You're fucked, to be blunt.

Not my words, so I apologise if it was insulting. :p
Stefan
Can anyone explain me what did I just read. lmao
AutoMedic
LIES
Aurani

Stefan wrote:

Can anyone explain me what did I just read. lmao
Well, it's just what it says.
Apparently, from what I've been told, a guy comes up with a story and you role play as a character. This guy was told that it's not a very wise move to do what he did, but he gave no fucks anyways and did it, and now he wants someone to listen to how retarded his decision was.
That's about it.
Kouya-
wut
Granger
Simple, you done fucked up and now its time to die.

Just attempt to incerate the guards? Hell, you did burn down an entire barn in a moments notice to escape. (And die trying most likely)
Topic Starter
Kiiyo

Aurani wrote:

Stefan wrote:

Can anyone explain me what did I just read. lmao
Well, it's just what it says.
Apparently, from what I've been told, a guy comes up with a story and you role play as a character. This guy was told that it's not a very wise move to do what he did, but he gave no fucks anyways and did it, and now he wants someone to listen to how retarded his decision was.
That's about it.
I wasn't told anything i just really wanted to cause a ruckus in town ^^
I must give your friend the credit for calling me out on being stupid but eh i wanted to have a bit of fun. We were already in enough trouble when my friend started telling merchants that bandits are coming which made the town go on high alert and ave strange eyes on us. I mean at the time it seems like a majestic idea, breaking out of a barn with fire from the roof and escaping a town that already hates us. But nooo DM said it didn't burn through the roof and that is when we were f***ed.
Granger
Speaking of which, (sorry for hijacking your thread) where/how can you play D&D with people (online or not)? I dont belive in the nerd stereotypes and think this would be a fun thing to try, even if only once.
buckiehero
wat
-SayaKai
w0t
Mafuuu

buckiehero wrote:

wat

-SayaKai wrote:

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yay filipino forum spam

OT: I suggest spamming all those attacks and hoping for something interesting to happen since it seems your screwed if you just sit there accepting fate.
(Can you push your friend off the wagon?)
-SayaKai
how2read .~.
Stefan
That really doesn't belong here.
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