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The Adventurer - Ph0x is too busy with L4D2 illustrated ver.

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aRiskOfRain


You are La Roux. You have found a bomb.
Jarby
Call Ben on your mobile phone and ask him to pick you up.
Wojjan
Don't have the patience.
Topic Starter
aRiskOfRain

JarJarJacob wrote:

Call Ben on your mobile phone and ask him to pick you up.




No answer.
Jarby
Call for the police!
Topic Starter
aRiskOfRain

JarJarJacob wrote:

Call for the police!


WHY WON'T THIS STUPID PHONE WORK
Shohei Ohtani
Post about it on your facebook account.
Topic Starter
aRiskOfRain

CDFA wrote:

Post about it on your facebook account.


You post about it on Facebook.
Jarby
Run away until the bomb is out of sight.
Shohei Ohtani
Masturbate Furiously.
NotShinta
Take off your hair.
Ph0X
hide in a quicksand

EDIT:

The Adventurer - DC is too busy fapping furiously video edition.
Powerdrone
bitch for thirty minutes about the bomb

CUT THE RED WIRE!!!
Topic Starter
aRiskOfRain

IAmNotShinta wrote:

Take off your hair.


What hair? You're fairly sure you never had, nor will you ever have, hair.

Powerdrone311 wrote:

CUT THE RED WIRE!!!


You find that there is no wire, instead, there is a key pad, which for some reason wasn't in any of the previous panels. You feel like complaining about this continuity error for at least half an hour, but you have other matters to attend to. Such as not being dead.

Ph0X wrote:

hide in a quicksand


That thought strikes you as completely stupid as quicksand isn't really known for it's bullet-proof properties and you're sure it won't do much good. Unless you meant the metaphorical quicksand, which is even more stupid as it offers no protection at all.
NoHitter
Punch random buttons in the key pad
Topic Starter
aRiskOfRain

NoHItter wrote:

Punch random buttons in the key pad


You get the feeling punching bombs may not be a good idea.
NoHitter
Dig a hole and bury it underground.

If you can't,

Throw it as far away as possible.

If indoors,

Toss it out of the window.

If windows are closed,

Break the window by hitting it with the bomb then repeat above
Shohei Ohtani
Masturbate furiously.
Topic Starter
aRiskOfRain

NoHItter wrote:

Dig a hole and bury it underground.

If you can't,

Throw it as far away as possible.

If indoors,

Toss it out of the window.

If windows are closed,

Break the window by hitting it with the bomb then repeat above


You can't do any of that, you're in a jail cell.

CDFA wrote:

Masturbate furiously.
Mashley
Throw the bomb between the bars
Topic Starter
aRiskOfRain

Agent Spin Here wrote:

Throw the bomb between the bars


It's too big. But it hitting it off the bars makes a nice sound.
Mashley
Wait for the bomb to go off.
Xanek
ask a guard for a pillow and stuff the bomb in the pillow, then tell the guard the pillow feels fucked up and ask for a new one
Topic Starter
aRiskOfRain

Agent Spin Here wrote:

Wait for the bomb to go off.


BUT YOU HAVE A NEW ALBUM COMING OUT

Xanek wrote:

ask a guard for a pillow and stuff the bomb in the pillow, then tell the guard the pillow feels fucked up and ask for a new one


That stuck up guard won't answer your cries.
Mashley
Google how to deactivate a bomb.
Topic Starter
aRiskOfRain

Agent Spin Here wrote:

Google how to deactivate a bomb.


A FLASH GAME

THANK YOU GOOGLE

THANK YOU
Xanek
internet dies right before you defuse the online flash bomb
Topic Starter
aRiskOfRain

Xanek wrote:

internet dies right before you defuse the online flash bomb
Like you're going to even try to play this game.
Xanek
:[
Jarby
Open the door to the cell.
Topic Starter
aRiskOfRain

JarJarJacob wrote:

Open the door to the cell.


No handles.

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.

wait what
Jarby
Examine the bomb.
Mashley
Eat the bomb
Powerdrone

JarJarJacob wrote:

Examine the bomb.
Make sure to examine the keypad.
Jinxy
Stop looking at the bomb because it ticks down every time you see it

Alternatively, push door.
Meah
keremaru
song probably bursts door open.
Keiger
you dodge the door that's flying at your face
Meah
Dodge me
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