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Ph0X
Jar wakes up in a room with only a mirror.
Jarby
MASTURBATE FURIOUSLY
Topic Starter
Ph0X
Jar goes to grab his penis, only to find out that he has none.
He freaks out, hits his head against the wall and falls back on the ground.

Jar wakes up in a room with only a mirror.
Jarby
Force fist through mirror.
aRiskOfRain
then masturbate furiously using bloody hand.
Topic Starter
Ph0X
Jar goes to punch the mirror, but suddenly sees himself, and notices long (ginger) Bagno hairs on his head.
He freaks out, runs around the rooms trying to rip his hair off. He then hits the mirror, trips and falls.

Jar wakes up in a room with blood everywhere and a broken mirror.
aRiskOfRain

DiamondCrash wrote:

then masturbate furiously using bloody hand.
Jarby
Examine room?
Powerdrone
Call out Larto's name to see if he's nearby.
Topic Starter
Ph0X

JarJarJacob wrote:

Examine room?
The room is completely empty. No exit, nothing.

Powerdrone311 wrote:

Call out Larto's name to see if he's nearby.
Jar yells Larto's name, and suddenly, you of nowhere, a naked little fairy appears flying around Jar.
He tells Jar that he can realize ANY of his wishes.
GladiOol
Jar wishes for a penis so he can masturbate furiously.
Powerdrone

Gladi wrote:

Jar wishes for a penis so he can masturbate furiously.
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