James wrote:
Happy birthday dood!!!!
Once upon a time, there was a kid, who found a g
olden coin on a dark street a winter night.
"Hmm", he thought as he was h
olding the coin in his hand, "That's odd. It isn't c
old... In fact, it's warm!"
When suddenly, a zombie in a weird suit appeared in front of him. "That's my coin!", it b
oldly claimed. The boy was suddenly in need of a new pair of pants.
"TAKE IT I DON'T WANT IT GAAAAH", he said, and threw the coin at the zombie while running away.
"Hmm, I wonder if his parents t
old him something bad about zombies", he thought, while unf
olding a small, m
oldy piece of paper. It then used it to summon a merchant, who s
old it a sandwich. Then someone, somewhere, ended this story by saying "
OLD!".
I was bored. >:3