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Six-fingered man barred from GH Tournament

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awp
http://www.bbspot.com/News/2008/04/six- ... ament.html

Dominic Oltman, who set up the tournament for Universal said, “Having six fingers gives Mr. Domer an unfair advantage. While other players have to shift their fingers between the five buttons, he can just leave his fingers in place. We had to take action for the integrity of the tournament.”

Many entrants in the tournament feel the ban is justified. “Guys with six fingers already get enough advantages in this world. They get better jobs because they can type faster. They're more attractive to the ladies. They can count to twelve before everybody else. It's just not fair,” said professional video gamer, Eddie Hedger.
Rena-chan
Haha, oh wow.
MMzz
Who the hell plays guitar hero anymore, the games are going so downhill. Reason why I quit.
Shohei Ohtani

awp wrote:

They're more attractive to the ladies.
Most women I know would probably think someone with 6 fingers is weird.
TKiller
They can count to twelve before everybody else.
goddamn cheaters
Jarby
professional video gamer
Oh you wacky internet.
NotShinta

awp wrote:

"Guys with six fingers already get enough advantages in this world. They get better jobs because they can type faster. They're more attractive to the ladies. They can count to twelve before everybody else. It's just not fair,” said professional video gamer, Eddie Hedger.
Fucking hell. Never thought of it like that. Burn them all.
Doomsday
Ahaha. Oh wow

EDIT: I only just realized that BBspot is a satirical news site. God I'm slow.
Ekaru
For the record, if you ever see a quote like Mr. Hedger's in an article then it's probably a piece of satire. Those are actually my favorite kind of news articles so I loved this news. Thank you awp!
Triplicity
Was kinda expecting the article to be from The Onion but that works too.
bagnz0r
Ridiculous.
Besides, I myself used only 3 fingers to play all the 5 notes.
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