Once upon a time there was a horrible, ugly, ignorant, smelly, zombie, whose name was Zombilina. Her skin was green and scaly, her eyes were brown and scary, her dress was pink and covered in cow poo and her hair was grey and messy. However, even though she lacked any sort of personality or beauty, she knew inside she was a good person, as well as being the only zombie vegetarian.
One day, Zombilina decided she wanted to make some friends, so she went outside her smelly, bug-ridden swamp and headed to the village. When she had arrived, everyone that had seen her ran away screaming. Zombilina was very confused, especially since she could only understand English and all of the villagers were speaking French.
Minutes later, after Zombilina tried to communicate with a small cat, several of the villagers were chasing after her with knives and wooden poles set on fire. She saw them, so she started stumbling away. However, her toenails were overgrown and she tripped over them. She saw the mob was only about fifty metres away, so she started frantically digging a hole in the ground with her teeth, since her fingers were eaten by another zombie several years ago, which she just barely escaped. Her teeth were so strong, that the hole she was digging became about a metre deep by the time the mob had arrived. They were all complaining about how their boots would get dirty if they jumped down and stabbed her. Zombilina couldn't understand, but she started digging sideways, so she could escape.
After about an hour of digging, Zombilina started getting hungry, so she started looking around for tasty earthworms to eat. She managed to find about four of them, which she ate. She began to feel a bit sleepy, so she took a nap in the tunnel.
When Zombilina woke up, she heard a strange noise. She looked backwards and saw that five of the villagers had followed her into the tunnel! She quickly started digging upwardly and she saw that a wooden panel was in her path, so she bashed through it and pulled herself up through it. She ended up in a small house. A man rushed up towards her and told her that she was safe here, because he didn't truly believe that Zombilina was a cold, heartless zombie. The villagers came into the house through the same hole Zombilina came in. She hid behind the man and started to cry. The villagers tried to attack her, but the man continued to protect her.
The villagers just sighed and started talking to the man in French. The man replied, in French. They all walked out the door, one by one. "They said you can stay here, as long as you don't cause any trouble for the villagers." "Why are you helping me?" The man Paused for a second and said, "You needed help, they were all trying to kill you." "Why did they want to kill me?" "They thought you were dangerous, like a monster."
"I'm not a monster, I'm just an ugly zombie, I can talk and act like a human." "I know, they all assumed you were evil because of that."
"Humans sure are buttholes now."
"I know, believe me, I KNOW"
The end?
One day, Zombilina decided she wanted to make some friends, so she went outside her smelly, bug-ridden swamp and headed to the village. When she had arrived, everyone that had seen her ran away screaming. Zombilina was very confused, especially since she could only understand English and all of the villagers were speaking French.
Minutes later, after Zombilina tried to communicate with a small cat, several of the villagers were chasing after her with knives and wooden poles set on fire. She saw them, so she started stumbling away. However, her toenails were overgrown and she tripped over them. She saw the mob was only about fifty metres away, so she started frantically digging a hole in the ground with her teeth, since her fingers were eaten by another zombie several years ago, which she just barely escaped. Her teeth were so strong, that the hole she was digging became about a metre deep by the time the mob had arrived. They were all complaining about how their boots would get dirty if they jumped down and stabbed her. Zombilina couldn't understand, but she started digging sideways, so she could escape.
After about an hour of digging, Zombilina started getting hungry, so she started looking around for tasty earthworms to eat. She managed to find about four of them, which she ate. She began to feel a bit sleepy, so she took a nap in the tunnel.
When Zombilina woke up, she heard a strange noise. She looked backwards and saw that five of the villagers had followed her into the tunnel! She quickly started digging upwardly and she saw that a wooden panel was in her path, so she bashed through it and pulled herself up through it. She ended up in a small house. A man rushed up towards her and told her that she was safe here, because he didn't truly believe that Zombilina was a cold, heartless zombie. The villagers came into the house through the same hole Zombilina came in. She hid behind the man and started to cry. The villagers tried to attack her, but the man continued to protect her.
The villagers just sighed and started talking to the man in French. The man replied, in French. They all walked out the door, one by one. "They said you can stay here, as long as you don't cause any trouble for the villagers." "Why are you helping me?" The man Paused for a second and said, "You needed help, they were all trying to kill you." "Why did they want to kill me?" "They thought you were dangerous, like a monster."
"I'm not a monster, I'm just an ugly zombie, I can talk and act like a human." "I know, they all assumed you were evil because of that."
"Humans sure are buttholes now."
"I know, believe me, I KNOW"
The end?