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Yuudachi-kun
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Yuudachi-kun
Is that some high-sec corp war or something?

I'm training for a railgu and a loki now, but I only have medium hybrids 3 right now. :(

Also T3 destroyers don't have skill loss. I remember a long time ago during the skill split I did BC V/Destroyers IV.


Fuck
Hanabei
Topic Starter
Hanabei
Kheldagar, you have 666 posts as of this time. LOL
Hanabei
Topic Starter
Hanabei
Back to playing Eve again.
I has an Amarr command ship Damnation.
Yuudachi-kun
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Yuudachi-kun
Isn't the damnation really designed to provide boosts to fleets and be tanky enough to actually be in the fleet and not die like paper unlike offgrid boosters? What do you use it for?

I think maybe half the ships I own (Bigger than frigate/destroyer) are in S-D.

Yuudachi-kun
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Yuudachi-kun
And now begins the training of Medium hybrids V and Minmatar cruiser V. They're x5 skills I believe so that's like 36-40 days.
Conor
229 posts
Joined May 2013
Conor
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Yuudachi-kun
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Yuudachi-kun

Conor wrote:

I tried to get into this game but the controls wrecked me. I'm also the worst at trying to build ships.
What controls? All you do is right click and issue commands unless you're flying a frigate or something and need to spiral.
Conor
229 posts
Joined May 2013
Conor
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Yuudachi-kun
5,434 posts
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Yuudachi-kun
It is literally either a dropdown or radial menu.

I WANT MY T2 RAILS NAOW
Hanabei
Topic Starter
Hanabei
EVE ONLINE > Star Trek Online
Yuudachi-kun
5,434 posts
Joined August 2014
Yuudachi-kun
The pod jumping change hurt. Now I'd have to fit a travelceptor to get to hi-sec when I have business there.
MelodyAlexander
30 posts
Joined July 2009
MelodyAlexander
I'm ready to jump back into EVE Online this week with my new computer and 12 billion ISK. I'm hoping to get into a corperation where i can do some contract hauls or be the corp-accountant so i can make money for corp pvp fittings. I really love being on the business side of EVE it's a lot of fun!
Yuudachi-kun
5,434 posts
Joined August 2014
Yuudachi-kun
If you like spreadsheets hohohohoboho
MelodyAlexander
30 posts
Joined July 2009
MelodyAlexander

Kheldragar wrote:

If you like spreadsheets hohohohoboho
Spreadsheets are life.
Oh sorry we are talking about EVE online, i was mistaken.
I play Excell Simulator 2015
Yuudachi-kun
5,434 posts
Joined August 2014
Yuudachi-kun
I don't understand station trading and I don't have to.
MelodyAlexander
30 posts
Joined July 2009
MelodyAlexander

Kheldragar wrote:

I don't understand station trading and I don't have to.
It takes a solid 200+ hours in Jita to understand it and a knowledge of spreadsheets.
Yuudachi-kun
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Yuudachi-kun
I'll just stick to selling things sometimes in YA0.
MelodyAlexander
30 posts
Joined July 2009
MelodyAlexander

Kheldragar wrote:

I'll just stick to selling things sometimes in YA0.
d-^^
Nothing wrong with that. I have friends who just run nulsec scan operations and wormhole exploration yet i have no idea how anyone could find fun in getting stranded in a wormhole.
Yuudachi-kun
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Yuudachi-kun
No local is a problem.
MelodyAlexander
30 posts
Joined July 2009
MelodyAlexander

Kheldragar wrote:

No local is a problem.
I once had a friend go into a wormhole, get stranded for a few weeks and just explored space then go through another that opened up to be put on the other side of the map 340 jumps away from his station.
Yuudachi-kun
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Joined August 2014
Yuudachi-kun
How the hell do you get trapped for WEEKS?

Also why not just suicide? Di he fly in with a Macharial or something?
Hanabei
Topic Starter
Hanabei
Sorry for the late post, IM SO DAMM BUSY! :<
Anyhow It's been 6 days since I've been last on in Eve, AND I CANT CONNECT ANYMORE :<
Anyhow I'm trying to re-connect for the last 7 hours.
Edit:
Connected :D
Edited Edit:
Making a new thread about the game Door Kickers ;c
MelodyAlexander
30 posts
Joined July 2009
MelodyAlexander

Kheldragar wrote:

How the hell do you get trapped for WEEKS?

Also why not just suicide? Di he fly in with a Macharial or something?
I think there were a number of factors. His only clone was 100+ jumps from his station, he had a nice ship with really awesome fittings and no insurance and he was just the exploring type of person. He never did tell me what he came across but it was a nice adventure. I got to watch him stream it and his stream goal was to find another wormhole out of deepspace. It took him a week @ 2 hours a day to find one. I guess RNGesus didn't like him or something.
Yuudachi-kun
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Yuudachi-kun
Tfw your home system isn't the one you can pod yourself too. Also, IIRc a roundtrip circle across the outside of nullsec is a 200 jump journey, so 100 seems like a stretch.
MelodyAlexander
30 posts
Joined July 2009
MelodyAlexander

Kheldragar wrote:

Tfw your home system isn't the one you can pod yourself too. Also, IIRc a roundtrip circle across the outside of nullsec is a 200 jump journey, so 100 seems like a stretch.
It may be. It's been a while since i remembering watching the stream. Probably a solid 6 months. 100 jumps was an approximation, could have been less or more.
Yuudachi-kun
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Joined August 2014
Yuudachi-kun
I hate the new pod jumping changes to where you can only change your home system once a year. I used to LIKE being able to teleport to offices around the galaxy to get to places. Now I have to go to YA0, buy some 20-30m fucking travel-fit interceptor, and then go gate to gate for like 20 minutes just to get IN to high-sec.

So glad I trained for interceptors. That 11.3 AU/S warp speed is noice.
MelodyAlexander
30 posts
Joined July 2009
MelodyAlexander

Kheldragar wrote:

I hate the new pod jumping changes to where you can only change your home system once a year. I used to LIKE being able to teleport to offices around the galaxy to get to places. Now I have to go to YA0, buy some 20-30m fucking travel-fit interceptor, and then go gate to gate for like 20 minutes just to get IN to high-sec.

So glad I trained for interceptors. That 11.3 AU/S warp speed is noice.
I can imagine how frustrating that is.
When i start back hauling i'm going to be traveling around a lot of low-sec/nul-sec so that will be fun.
At the moment though, i'm just afk in Jita most of the time xD
Yuudachi-kun
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Joined August 2014
Yuudachi-kun
Sometimes I like looking at Jita local and seeing all the scams. There's only a very few I've had to pause and think "How is this a scam?" Then a minute later I find out how.
MelodyAlexander
30 posts
Joined July 2009
MelodyAlexander
Yeah i've been involved in a few scams. As scumbagish as it is, it's part of the game and you have to use it to get ahead of other players sometimes. In no way am i that type of person outside of the game but in the game i like being the corporate tycoon who scams randoms because that form of gameplay is allowed and encouraged!
Yuudachi-kun
5,434 posts
Joined August 2014
Yuudachi-kun
One day I went out and tested my catalyst dps on a Hulk. The guy then messaged me after I failed saying he was looking for a pvp corp. Since I'm in Goonwaffe and paying money for joining is a scam that everyone should know, I tell the guy to give me his API information and we will require a 50m (Not 500m since I lowball too much) processing fee to get in. I only said 50m because he didn't have much liquid ISK but oh no, he transferred it from another character so I should've gotten more than that.

In the meantime while he did that, my ganking friend and I invited him to come gank with us. We told him to get in his manticore (Not catalyst), to help us gank. We found a tanked Mackinaw and failed to gank it because HE WAS USING LIGHT MISSILES WITH T1 AMMO IN HIS FUCKING MANTICORE. WHAT THE FUCK.


Needless to say he didn't get into Goonwaffe.
MelodyAlexander
30 posts
Joined July 2009
MelodyAlexander

Kheldragar wrote:

One day I went out and tested my catalyst dps on a Hulk. The guy then messaged me after I failed saying he was looking for a pvp corp. Since I'm in Goonwaffe and paying money for joining is a scam that everyone should know, I tell the guy to give me his API information and we will require a 50m (Not 500m since I lowball too much) processing fee to get in. I only said 50m because he didn't have much liquid ISK but oh no, he transferred it from another character so I should've gotten more than that.

In the meantime while he did that, my ganking friend and I invited him to come gank with us. We told him to get in his manticore (Not catalyst), to help us gank. We found a tanked Mackinaw and failed to gank it because HE WAS USING LIGHT MISSILES WITH T1 AMMO IN HIS FUCKING MANTICORE. WHAT THE FUCK.


Needless to say he didn't get into Goonwaffe.
LOL WHO USES LIGHT MISSLES ON A MANTICORE WTF
Yuudachi-kun
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Joined August 2014
Yuudachi-kun
Let me dig the post up:

This is my first letter of Marque and Reprisal, so it's not going to be very good. But anyways...

So, I was just cruising around some 0.5 systems in Caldari space while waiting for Letifer to return when I happened to notice a Hulk mining in one of them. Of course, even with 600 dps I know I couldn't actually get the Hulk, but I decided to test what I could do against one anyway just to know for later ganks. I failed the Hulk gank, and not a few minutes later the guy convos me asking if his alt can join Goonwaffe because he's "looking for a pvp corp."

I went through his api on Goonfleet.net and noticed that he didn't actually have much isk on him, so I thought the 500m mark was going to be impossible to get, so I lowballed for 100m. It turns out, through using jacknife, that he keeps most of his money in his corp account and not on his characters. There's also the fact that it only said his main had 60m worth of items at a glance, but if I select the V2 thing it shows him as having a 980m Tengu in hold. From this, I decide to see if I can't tell him about ~great ratting and mining opportunities in the great system of JU-~

I took a screenshot of the "Not another Jump Freighter service" and hastily edited its HTML to say "contract to character Daemon Kaiera"

So I give him the link to Goonfleet, get a deposit from him, and then take his alt to come suicide gank with us but not before telling him to put into his application, "Sponser Code: J4GPBLRD". He's using his Manticore, and because his manticore HAS 1 BCU AND IS USING LIGHT MISSILES WITH NOT EVEN FACTION AMMO, it cost us the tanked Mackinaw gank. If he asks why his application will be rejected, I'm going to tell him that a director contacted me and said that the security deposit for this time, because of deployment in Curse, was actually 250m and not 100m.

SPOILER

The beautiful part was when he said, I bolded it, that some people never learn in this game. :smugdog: If someone wants to play the role of Mr.Director who accosted me, then shoot me an eve mail.

Chat porn:
SPOILER
2013.10.06 04:30:07 ] Daimon Kaiera > What?
[ 2013.10.06 04:30:25 ] ayyes > was reading your bio and was wondering if to take alt
[ 2013.10.06 04:30:32 ] Daimon Kaiera > Take alt?
[ 2013.10.06 04:30:33 ] ayyes > i don't have a lot of exp in pvp
[ 2013.10.06 04:30:39 ] ayyes > alternate character
[ 2013.10.06 04:30:43 ] Daimon Kaiera > You mean your alt wants to join GSF?
[ 2013.10.06 04:31:03 ] ayyes > i'd like too
[ 2013.10.06 04:31:54 ] ayyes > i think i'm not clear
[ 2013.10.06 04:31:58 ] ayyes > lol
[ 2013.10.06 04:32:18 ] Daimon Kaiera > Let me get some stuff cleared away here first (Meaning I set up my goonflet.net/admin in this time)
[ 2013.10.06 04:32:18 ] ayyes > i'd like to have one of my toon in a pvp corp to learn and improve
[ 2013.10.06 04:32:29 ] ayyes > np
[ 2013.10.06 04:32:51 ] Daimon Kaiera > You do know what Goonwaffe is though, right?
[ 2013.10.06 04:34:01 ] Daimon Kaiera > http://goonfleet.net
[ 2013.10.06 04:34:06 ] Daimon Kaiera > Here's our main site
[ 2013.10.06 04:34:19 ] ayyes > ayou are a corp in goonswarm alliance you do pvp and huge fleet ops as far as i now but but i'm not really aware of what you're doing exactly
[ 2013.10.06 04:34:23 ] ayyes > ty
[ 2013.10.06 04:34:25 ] Daimon Kaiera > We are the main corp
[ 2013.10.06 04:34:34 ] Daimon Kaiera > Goonwaffe is the main corp in Goonswarm.
[ 2013.10.06 04:34:39 ] ayyes > ok
[ 2013.10.06 04:35:08 ] Daimon Kaiera > We do require API information
[ 2013.10.06 04:35:16 ] Daimon Kaiera > Do you know what that is?
[ 2013.10.06 04:35:21 ] ayyes > yes
[ 2013.10.06 04:35:29 ] Daimon Kaiera > Click the apply button on goonfleet.net
[ 2013.10.06 04:35:32 ] Daimon Kaiera > And your code will be 3beeab85046c1335
[ 2013.10.06 04:38:07 ] Daimon Kaiera > Tell me when you're done with this.
[ 2013.10.06 04:40:24 ] ayyes > do you have any requirement a part this ? liek skillpoints etc ?
[ 2013.10.06 04:40:35 ] Daimon Kaiera > Generally no, we love newbies.
[ 2013.10.06 04:40:41 ] Daimon Kaiera > You can train tackle skills in less than a day
[ 2013.10.06 04:40:48 ] Daimon Kaiera > And one tackler can save the day in a fleet fight.
[ 2013.10.06 04:43:44 ] ayyes > the charcacter i wish to join with is ikami sunjigive me a minute i'll get the API
[ 2013.10.06 04:44:52 ] Daimon Kaiera > We do require the API be for the entire account
[ 2013.10.06 04:45:02 ] Daimon Kaiera > No expiry, all things checked, all characters, etc.
[ 2013.10.06 04:45:12 ] ayyes > ok
[ 2013.10.06 04:46:05 ] ayyes > how much is the security deposit ?
[ 2013.10.06 04:46:42 ] Daimon Kaiera > Generally low, and sometimes it increases in times of war so we can further fund our fleets
[ 2013.10.06 04:46:58 ] Daimon Kaiera > Right now, we're sitting on large piles of isk that is used to basically reimburse everyone
[ 2013.10.06 04:47:05 ] Daimon Kaiera > As it stands right now, if you lose a ship in any pvp
[ 2013.10.06 04:47:08 ] Daimon Kaiera > ANY pvp, you get reimbursed.
[ 2013.10.06 04:50:11 ] ayyes > nice
[ 2013.10.06 04:50:27 ] ayyes > so you need key id and verification code right ?
[ 2013.10.06 04:50:31 ] Daimon Kaiera > Yes.
[ 2013.10.06 04:50:35 ] Daimon Kaiera > And 3beeab85046c1335 is your sponsor code
[ 2013.10.06 04:50:42 ] Daimon Kaiera > http://i.imgur.com/SkVYfDE.jpg here is a picture
[ 2013.10.06 04:51:37 ] ayyes > Key ID: 2655393Verification Code: emK69gmrVBJI5wEYwFZ7k2SGfqbVNB9AmAjfEAVbzhfO6KRMl3cFRt4lMAAKizfR
[ 2013.10.06 04:52:49 ] Daimon Kaiera > You're supposed to input it on the site
[ 2013.10.06 04:52:56 ] Daimon Kaiera > http://goonfleet.net/?action=apply
[ 2013.10.06 04:52:57 ] Daimon Kaiera > Here
[ 2013.10.06 04:53:19 ] ayyes > aaah sorry XD
[ 2013.10.06 04:55:09 ] Daimon Kaiera > I can do it for you
[ 2013.10.06 04:55:27 ] ayyes > form sent
[ 2013.10.06 04:55:36 ] Daimon Kaiera > Good good
[ 2013.10.06 04:55:37 ] Daimon Kaiera > Let me check it out
[ 2013.10.06 04:56:53 ] Daimon Kaiera > All right, it all checks out.
[ 2013.10.06 04:57:03 ] ayyes > the applycation is for ikami sunji right ?
[ 2013.10.06 04:57:45 ] Daimon Kaiera > Yes
[ 2013.10.06 04:57:51 ] Daimon Kaiera > http://i.imgur.com/8h6AYMN.png
[ 2013.10.06 04:57:57 ] Daimon Kaiera > If you need anything shipped to Deklein
[ 2013.10.06 04:57:59 ] Daimon Kaiera > Our main residence
[ 2013.10.06 04:58:13 ] Daimon Kaiera > While you wait to be authenticated, you follow the instructions in that picture
[ 2013.10.06 04:58:21 ] Daimon Kaiera > For newbies, the cost of the shipment is free first time.
[ 2013.10.06 05:00:18 ] Daimon Kaiera > VFK-IV is where you want to be heading
[ 2013.10.06 05:01:18 ] Daimon Kaiera > For the security deposit, we're going to 100m isk to be returned to you after a month. But it shouldn't matter by then because you'll have made so much money from our other members + space + benefits etc.
[ 2013.10.06 05:01:41 ] ayyes > no it's not a problem
[ 2013.10.06 05:01:49 ] ayyes > do you want it now or upon acceptance ?
[ 2013.10.06 05:02:12 ] Daimon Kaiera > Right now is fine - then I'll give you what to put in the goonwaffe application to be processed correctly.
[ 2013.10.06 05:02:22 ] Daimon Kaiera > We have our own recruiter codes that we have to input to see who brought whom into the corp.
[ 2013.10.06 05:03:07 ] ayyes > ok
[ 2013.10.06 05:04:31 ] ayyes > i send isk to you ?
[ 2013.10.06 05:04:51 ] Daimon Kaiera > Yes, and then I hand it off to one of our members which we use to hold all of the security deposits
[ 2013.10.06 05:04:59 ] Daimon Kaiera > And he keeps track of who deposited what.
[ 2013.10.06 05:06:05 ] ayyes > isk sent
[ 2013.10.06 05:06:21 ] Daimon Kaiera > All right, let me change the status of your app
[ 2013.10.06 05:06:46 ] Daimon Kaiera > It should say awaiting director.
[ 2013.10.06 05:06:53 ] Daimon Kaiera > Apply to goonwaffe on your alt character with the words
[ 2013.10.06 05:07:13 ] Daimon Kaiera > "Recruiter code: J4GPBLRD"
[ 2013.10.06 05:07:55 ] ayyes > i'log off to log back with ikami brb
[ 2013.10.06 05:08:23 ] Daimon Kaiera > Okay
[ 2013.10.06 05:10:37 ] Daimon Kaiera > Hello
[ 2013.10.06 05:10:45 ] ikami Sunji > hi :)
[ 2013.10.06 05:10:56 ] Daimon Kaiera > Remember to apply with the phrase, "Recruiter Code: J4GPBLRD"
[ 2013.10.06 05:11:34 ] Daimon Kaiera > You should be authenticated with the auth guys, who are separate from recruiters, within 24 hours.
[ 2013.10.06 05:11:45 ] Daimon Kaiera > If you need anything shipped to VFK in the meantime, follow the instructions in http://i.imgur.com/8h6AYMN.png
[ 2013.10.06 05:11:46 ] ikami Sunji > ok
[ 2013.10.06 05:12:07 ] Daimon Kaiera > I run this service on my alt (Who is not in GSF to avoid being wardecced, but is blue to GSF), and I need the directions followed
[ 2013.10.06 05:12:33 ] Daimon Kaiera > First time is always free
[ 2013.10.06 05:12:45 ] Daimon Kaiera > So you don't need to worry about prices.
[ 2013.10.06 05:13:18 ] ikami Sunji > all i have fit in my ship
[ 2013.10.06 05:13:28 ] ikami Sunji > lol
[ 2013.10.06 05:13:43 ] Daimon Kaiera > There's tons of great mining there too, if you want to get your other character in
[ 2013.10.06 05:13:55 ] Daimon Kaiera > We have tons of -0.8 space that Theta squad (one of our sub groups) spends a lot of time in
[ 2013.10.06 05:14:10 ] Daimon Kaiera > And since your two characters are on the same account, you can get ayyes in too if you want.
[ 2013.10.06 05:14:28 ] ikami Sunji > sweet
[ 2013.10.06 05:14:46 ] ikami Sunji > i think ayyes could be of more help for you here
[ 2013.10.06 05:15:00 ] ikami Sunji > in akonoinen i mean
[ 2013.10.06 05:15:07 ] Daimon Kaiera > You can have both characters in corp if you want
[ 2013.10.06 05:15:16 ] Daimon Kaiera > Trust me, null mining is so much more profitable than hi-sec.
[ 2013.10.06 05:15:23 ] Daimon Kaiera > Because of the rarer ores
[ 2013.10.06 05:16:31 ] Daimon Kaiera > If you want to apply on him and have anything shipped, just make sure to have the same text you did for Ikami
[ 2013.10.06 05:16:42 ] ikami Sunji > ayyes could indicates who is mining in aknonen to help you out
[ 2013.10.06 05:16:57 ] Daimon Kaiera > Oh, miner ganking is just something I and a few others do in our spare time
[ 2013.10.06 05:17:12 ] Daimon Kaiera > The group is called miniluv, and we specialise in doing things like...
[ 2013.10.06 05:17:16 ] ikami Sunji > ooh i thought it was daily activites
[ 2013.10.06 05:17:23 ] ikami Sunji > lol
[ 2013.10.06 05:17:27 ] Daimon Kaiera > Kill: fliona fortude (Charon) this
[ 2013.10.06 05:17:53 ] ikami Sunji > hehe
[ 2013.10.06 05:18:00 ] Daimon Kaiera > Yeah.
[ 2013.10.06 05:18:05 ] ikami Sunji > i saw one video on youtube
[ 2013.10.06 05:18:15 ] ikami Sunji > blew up one in jita
[ 2013.10.06 05:18:20 ] ikami Sunji > it was amazing
[ 2013.10.06 05:18:22 ] Daimon Kaiera > And if any of your characters are in hi-sec in goonwaffe, you'll be a target for them, so it's not wise to stay too much time down here.
[ 2013.10.06 05:18:28 ] Daimon Kaiera > It can be.
[ 2013.10.06 05:18:38 ] Daimon Kaiera > Hi-sec is bad once you've gotton used to null.
[ 2013.10.06 05:18:41 ] Daimon Kaiera > I only come here to gank :V
[ 2013.10.06 05:19:05 ] ikami Sunji > my eve friends won't like me lol
[ 2013.10.06 05:19:29 ] Daimon Kaiera > Well, we also have great ratting
[ 2013.10.06 05:19:41 ] Daimon Kaiera > In -0,8 systems like JU- in deklein or the ones around it
[ 2013.10.06 05:19:53 ] Daimon Kaiera > There are so many hubs, havens, and sanctums that you make 15-30 million isk per 20 minutes in
[ 2013.10.06 05:21:00 ] ikami Sunji > i'll start with ikami and i'll get ayyes in when i'll be comfortable
[ 2013.10.06 05:21:23 ] Daimon Kaiera > Fair enough
[ 2013.10.06 05:21:27 ] ikami Sunji > cox ayyes has a ton of stuff to bring with him
[ 2013.10.06 05:21:57 ] Daimon Kaiera > Jump freighters hold a lot
[ 2013.10.06 05:22:07 ] Daimon Kaiera > I take about 377,000 isk m^3 per trip
[ 2013.10.06 05:22:13 ] ikami Sunji > mmm not enough :P
[ 2013.10.06 05:22:59 ] Daimon Kaiera > Well, you only need one good ship up there for mining or ratting
[ 2013.10.06 05:23:03 ] Daimon Kaiera > I, myself, use a tengu in JU-
[ 2013.10.06 05:23:52 ] ikami Sunji > right now i have a manticore on basic skills
[ 2013.10.06 05:23:59 ] ikami Sunji > i won't go far i think
[ 2013.10.06 05:24:06 ] Daimon Kaiera > What do you mean go far?
[ 2013.10.06 05:24:27 ] ikami Sunji > wont last long in any type of combat
[ 2013.10.06 05:24:33 ] Daimon Kaiera > Well, it's a stealth bomber.
[ 2013.10.06 05:24:40 ] Daimon Kaiera > But we do have a bomberfleet.
[ 2013.10.06 05:24:53 ] Daimon Kaiera > And there's a lot of other ships you can train into easily; they're cheap and easily replaceable
[ 2013.10.06 05:26:05 ] Daimon Kaiera > And even if you die in it, you'll get reimbured :V
[ 2013.10.06 05:26:34 ] ikami Sunji > loosing a ship doesn't make me crying anymore
[ 2013.10.06 05:26:56 ] Daimon Kaiera > That's good
[ 2013.10.06 05:26:57 ] ikami Sunji > i've stop counting the ship i lost while mining
[ 2013.10.06 05:27:20 ] Daimon Kaiera > In null, you operate under NBSI which means that anything that isn't blue, green, or purple is going to kill you
[ 2013.10.06 05:27:36 ] Daimon Kaiera > But since few people like that go into our space in the far corners, it's relatively safer mining
[ 2013.10.06 05:27:44 ] Daimon Kaiera > And if you see someone like that appear, then you can just warp away to a pos
[ 2013.10.06 05:31:14 ] ikami Sunji > what u use for comm
[ 2013.10.06 05:31:32 ] Daimon Kaiera > Mumble
[ 2013.10.06 05:31:43 ] Daimon Kaiera > When you get access to the goon wiki, you'll get all of this information.
[ 2013.10.06 05:31:53 ] ikami Sunji > np
[ 2013.10.06 05:32:51 ] Daimon Kaiera > All right, well, good flying then
[ 2013.10.06 05:33:02 ] Daimon Kaiera > Hopefully the auth guys will get in soon
[ 2013.10.06 05:33:17 ] ikami Sunji > shall i move there now or wait for answer ?
[ 2013.10.06 05:33:35 ] Daimon Kaiera > Well, you can't dock in our stations until you're accepted into the corporation, but we can start moving your stuff today.
[ 2013.10.06 05:34:18 ] ikami Sunji > all my stuff is in my ship
[ 2013.10.06 05:34:40 ] Daimon Kaiera > Well, we found a mackinaw in Otela the guy I'm ganking with right now
[ 2013.10.06 05:34:48 ] Daimon Kaiera > You want to come gank with us?
[ 2013.10.06 05:35:31 ] ikami Sunji > ikami Sunji's Manticore that my fit quite awful
[ 2013.10.06 05:35:38 ] Daimon Kaiera > It's all right, you can learn.
[ 2013.10.06 05:35:56 ] ikami Sunji > omw
[ 2013.10.06 05:36:30 ] Daimon Kaiera > Otela Can you fly a catalyst?
[ 2013.10.06 05:37:34 ] ikami Sunji > no
[ 2013.10.06 05:38:07 ] Daimon Kaiera > Well, remember when I said you get reimbursed for any pvp loss?
[ 2013.10.06 05:38:17 ] ikami Sunji > lolll yes
[ 2013.10.06 05:38:28 ] Daimon Kaiera > The manticore counts too
[ 2013.10.06 05:38:42 ] Daimon Kaiera > I say fit Mjolnir missiles on it
[ 2013.10.06 05:38:47 ] Daimon Kaiera > You come kill the mack with us
[ 2013.10.06 05:38:49 ] Daimon Kaiera > You get reimbursed
[ 2013.10.06 05:38:53 ] ikami Sunji > yes
[ 2013.10.06 05:38:56 ] ikami Sunji > 7 jumps to go
[ 2013.10.06 05:38:59 ] Daimon Kaiera > All right
[ 2013.10.06 05:39:03 ] Daimon Kaiera > Inviting to fleet

Fleet chat

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[ 2013.10.06 04:41:39 ] Daimon Kaiera > Jesus chirst, I failed a gank and now his alt wants to get into GSF
[ 2013.10.06 05:27:42 ] Letifer Ostus > yo
[ 2013.10.06 05:29:39 ] Daimon Kaiera > ikami Sunji
[ 2013.10.06 05:29:45 ] Daimon Kaiera > ayyes
[ 2013.10.06 05:39:01 ] Daimon Kaiera > ikami Sunji
[ 2013.10.06 05:39:21 ] Daimon Kaiera > Hello
[ 2013.10.06 05:39:26 ] ikami Sunji > o/
[ 2013.10.06 05:39:30 ] Smurph Ostus > o7
[ 2013.10.06 05:39:32 ] Letifer Ostus > o7
[ 2013.10.06 05:39:36 ] Daimon Kaiera > Make sure your safety is set to red
[ 2013.10.06 05:39:50 ] Daimon Kaiera > And dock in Otela II - Expert Housing Foundry
[ 2013.10.06 05:39:53 ] ikami Sunji > trigger armed
[ 2013.10.06 05:40:01 ] Daimon Kaiera > Are you using Mjonir missiles?
[ 2013.10.06 05:40:07 ] Daimon Kaiera > or torpedoes
[ 2013.10.06 05:40:08 ] ikami Sunji > yes
[ 2013.10.06 05:40:12 ] Daimon Kaiera > Good
[ 2013.10.06 05:41:06 ] ikami Sunji > 3 light missile and 1 antimatter 125 mm I
[ 2013.10.06 05:41:11 ] Daimon Kaiera > Good
[ 2013.10.06 05:41:20 ] Daimon Kaiera > Now, some of us are criminals who get chased by the police
[ 2013.10.06 05:41:24 ] Daimon Kaiera > So we all need to undock at the same time
[ 2013.10.06 05:41:28 ] Daimon Kaiera > And take fleet warp to the target
[ 2013.10.06 05:41:36 ] Daimon Kaiera > And then without wasting time start shooting at the target after a countdown
[ 2013.10.06 05:41:52 ] ikami Sunji > ok
[ 2013.10.06 05:43:12 ] Daimon Kaiera > How far away are you now?
[ 2013.10.06 05:43:26 ] ikami Sunji > 3
[ 2013.10.06 05:43:29 ] Daimon Kaiera > All right
[ 2013.10.06 05:43:34 ] Daimon Kaiera > Hopefully the mack will still be there when you arrive
[ 2013.10.06 05:46:27 ] ikami Sunji > en route for station
[ 2013.10.06 05:46:30 ] Daimon Kaiera > All right
[ 2013.10.06 05:47:05 ] Daimon Kaiera > Letifer will be squad warping us on his alt
[ 2013.10.06 05:47:13 ] ikami Sunji > docking
[ 2013.10.06 05:47:28 ] ikami Sunji > ok good to go
[ 2013.10.06 05:47:34 ] Daimon Kaiera > All right, we're setting up the warp in
[ 2013.10.06 05:47:38 ] Daimon Kaiera > letifer will tell you when to undock
[ 2013.10.06 05:47:49 ] Daimon Kaiera > And then we all undock
[ 2013.10.06 05:47:57 ] ikami Sunji > ok
[ 2013.10.06 05:48:13 ] Daimon Kaiera > Make sure that your safety is set to red in space, your guns are loaded, and overheat if you can
[ 2013.10.06 05:48:27 ] ikami Sunji > ok all set
[ 2013.10.06 05:48:34 ] Letifer Ostus > undock
[ 2013.10.06 05:48:40 ] Daimon Kaiera > Hurry
[ 2013.10.06 05:48:50 ] ikami Sunji > go
[ 2013.10.06 05:48:56 ] Daimon Kaiera > Okay
[ 2013.10.06 05:48:57 ] Daimon Kaiera > This is the big one
[ 2013.10.06 05:49:06 ] Letifer Ostus > lockjaw05
[ 2013.10.06 05:49:08 ] Daimon Kaiera > Triple check safety red and guns overheated if you can
[ 2013.10.06 05:49:24 ] ikami Sunji > set
[ 2013.10.06 05:49:27 ] Daimon Kaiera > All right
[ 2013.10.06 05:49:29 ] Daimon Kaiera > Lock him when you land
[ 2013.10.06 05:49:46 ] Daimon Kaiera > 3
[ 2013.10.06 05:49:47 ] Daimon Kaiera > 2
[ 2013.10.06 05:49:47 ] Letifer Ostus > 3
[ 2013.10.06 05:49:48 ] Letifer Ostus > 2
[ 2013.10.06 05:49:49 ] Letifer Ostus > 1
[ 2013.10.06 05:49:56 ] Letifer Ostus > SHOOOOT
[ 2013.10.06 05:50:18 ] Daimon Kaiera > Damn
[ 2013.10.06 05:50:19 ] Daimon Kaiera > So close
[ 2013.10.06 05:50:25 ] Letifer Ostus > warp pods away, and dock at bottom station
[ 2013.10.06 05:50:32 ] Letifer Ostus > Otela V - Moon 1 - Expert Housing Foundry
[ 2013.10.06 05:50:41 ] ikami Sunji > :(
[ 2013.10.06 05:50:43 ] Daimon Kaiera > Can you link your loss mail
[ 2013.10.06 05:50:47 ] Daimon Kaiera > Don't worry, you'll get reimbursed
[ 2013.10.06 05:51:01 ] Daimon Kaiera > We handle it through the forums
[ 2013.10.06 05:51:29 ] ikami Sunji > ooh i just whished i'll suceed my very first gank lol
[ 2013.10.06 05:51:38 ] Daimon Kaiera > Well, let's link loss mails
[ 2013.10.06 05:51:43 ] Daimon Kaiera > Kill: Daimon Kaiera (Catalyst)
[ 2013.10.06 05:51:50 ] Letifer Ostus > Kill: Letifer Ostus (Catalyst)
[ 2013.10.06 05:51:57 ] Smurph Bluntsmith > Kill: Smurph Bluntsmith (Catalyst)
[ 2013.10.06 05:52:23 ] Daimon Kaiera > Do you know how?
[ 2013.10.06 05:52:25 ] ikami Sunji > Kill: ikami Sunji (Manticore)
[ 2013.10.06 05:53:20 ] Daimon Kaiera > Oh, I thought you had torpedoes
[ 2013.10.06 05:53:45 ] ikami Sunji > nope i said missile
[ 2013.10.06 05:53:51 ] Daimon Kaiera > Torpedoes are missiles
[ 2013.10.06 05:54:03 ] Daimon Kaiera > You have light missiles, heavy missiles, heavy assault, cruise missiles, and torpedoes
[ 2013.10.06 05:54:19 ] ikami Sunji > yeah
[ 2013.10.06 05:54:27 ] ikami Sunji > i wasn't clear enough my bad
[ 2013.10.06 05:54:34 ] Daimon Kaiera > We might've gotton it if you have torpedoes :X
[ 2013.10.06 05:56:23 ] Daimon Kaiera > We can always try again! Do you have heavy missiles or torpedoes or cruise missiles trained?
[ 2013.10.06 05:57:02 ] ikami Sunji > do you reimburse tengus ??
[ 2013.10.06 05:57:27 ] Daimon Kaiera > We reimburse tengus up to 800 million isk
[ 2013.10.06 05:58:35 ] ikami Sunji > lol i won't do that for a barge lol
[ 2013.10.06 05:58:45 ] Daimon Kaiera > I know, right? :P
[ 2013.10.06 05:58:58 ] Daimon Kaiera > You probably won't get reimbursed for a suicide gank tengu
[ 2013.10.06 05:59:06 ] Daimon Kaiera > But if it was legit pvp fleet fighting, then we do do it
[ 2013.10.06 05:59:17 ] ikami Sunji > yeah it's kinda over abusive
[ 2013.10.06 05:59:40 ] Letifer Ostus > i think they just don't want us to lose all our subsystems skills in highsec. haha.
[ 2013.10.06 05:59:44 ] Daimon Kaiera > But, I think we really can get a mack if you have any stronger missile skills trained
[ 2013.10.06 06:00:50 ] Daimon Kaiera > It was tanked pretty hard so...
[ 2013.10.06 06:00:57 ] Daimon Kaiera > Any mack undertanked than that and we can do just fine
[ 2013.10.06 06:01:43 ] ikami Sunji > no i don't have at the moment like i said i rushed to get the skill to fly that ship and small guns then i stopped using that character
[ 2013.10.06 06:02:05 ] ikami Sunji > i need queue a couple skill ..
[ 2013.10.06 06:02:31 ] Daimon Kaiera > No problem, if you use light missiles again we can get a weaker mackinaw
[ 2013.10.06 06:02:37 ] Daimon Kaiera > Like I said, that one was tanked pretty damn hard.
[ 2013.10.06 06:02:57 ] ikami Sunji > but btw if you are to gank in akonoinen tell me i know who is minng there ;)
[ 2013.10.06 06:03:27 ] Daimon Kaiera > We could head there
[ 2013.10.06 06:03:29 ] Daimon Kaiera > Anyone there?
[ 2013.10.06 06:03:52 ] ikami Sunji > none of those i know
[ 2013.10.06 06:06:24 ] Daimon Kaiera > Anyone in hulks or macks?
[ 2013.10.06 06:06:28 ] Daimon Kaiera > If you use d-scan
[ 2013.10.06 06:08:14 ] Daimon Kaiera > I think we should head near Akonoinen
[ 2013.10.06 06:08:34 ] ikami Sunji > not much there i can go have a loook before you go
[ 2013.10.06 06:08:54 ] Daimon Kaiera > All right, do that.
[ 2013.10.06 06:09:24 ] ikami Sunji > i'll get my cloaky crane
[ 2013.10.06 06:09:35 ] Daimon Kaiera > You know,
[ 2013.10.06 06:09:38 ] Daimon Kaiera > We can just gank in Otela again
[ 2013.10.06 06:09:42 ] Daimon Kaiera > Get a retriever or something
[ 2013.10.06 06:10:02 ] Daimon Kaiera > If it's a retriever, you don't need to bring anything in particular. Just what you want.
[ 2013.10.06 06:14:14 ] Daimon Kaiera > We found someone else
[ 2013.10.06 06:14:17 ] Daimon Kaiera > Ready to go?
[ 2013.10.06 06:14:37 ] ikami Sunji > no more ship
[ 2013.10.06 06:14:47 ] ikami Sunji > 9 h hour so i can fly a cat
[ 2013.10.06 06:15:04 ] Daimon Kaiera > You can come in an ibis
[ 2013.10.06 06:15:05 ] Daimon Kaiera > :D
[ 2013.10.06 06:15:18 ] Daimon Kaiera > If you shoot it period, you get on the kill mail
[ 2013.10.06 06:15:55 ] Daimon Kaiera > Ready to go in your Ibis? :3
[ 2013.10.06 06:16:37 ] ikami Sunji > loll
[ 2013.10.06 06:16:46 ] Letifer Ostus > every dps counts!
[ 2013.10.06 06:16:56 ] ikami Sunji > i got visual on a solo retriever in akonoinen
[ 2013.10.06 06:17:06 ] Letifer Ostus > we've got a target in otela
[ 2013.10.06 06:17:09 ] Letifer Ostus > are you ready?
[ 2013.10.06 06:17:47 ] ikami Sunji > should i take something better than a civilian gatling gun ?
[ 2013.10.06 06:17:51 ] Letifer Ostus > nah
[ 2013.10.06 06:17:53 ] Daimon Kaiera > It's fine
[ 2013.10.06 06:17:53 ] Letifer Ostus > that's all you need
[ 2013.10.06 06:17:59 ] Daimon Kaiera > Just as long as you get on the mail
[ 2013.10.06 06:18:00 ] Letifer Ostus > ready in station 2?
[ 2013.10.06 06:18:15 ] ikami Sunji > Otela V - Moon 1 - Expert Housing Foundry im there
[ 2013.10.06 06:18:19 ] Daimon Kaiera > Oh
[ 2013.10.06 06:18:22 ] Daimon Kaiera > Otela II - Expert Housing Foundry Get here
[ 2013.10.06 06:18:26 ] ikami Sunji > ok
[ 2013.10.06 06:18:32 ] ikami Sunji > omw
[ 2013.10.06 06:19:39 ] Daimon Kaiera > Ready now?
[ 2013.10.06 06:19:45 ] ikami Sunji > yes
[ 2013.10.06 06:19:50 ] Letifer Ostus > undock and take fleet warp
[ 2013.10.06 06:20:18 ] Letifer Ostus > Phantom Helper
[ 2013.10.06 06:20:19 ] ikami Sunji > triple check all set
[ 2013.10.06 06:20:28 ] Daimon Kaiera > It doesn't matter if you miss, as long as you've fired
[ 2013.10.06 06:21:03 ] Letifer Ostus > 3
[ 2013.10.06 06:21:04 ] Letifer Ostus > 2
[ 2013.10.06 06:21:05 ] Letifer Ostus > 1
[ 2013.10.06 06:21:06 ] Letifer Ostus > SHOT
[ 2013.10.06 06:21:13 ] Daimon Kaiera > shoot it ibis
[ 2013.10.06 06:21:43 ] Daimon Kaiera > Warp to planet
[ 2013.10.06 06:21:45 ] Daimon Kaiera > Wait out the aggresion
[ 2013.10.06 06:21:46 ] Daimon Kaiera > Warp to station 2
[ 2013.10.06 06:21:47 ] Letifer Ostus > Otela V - Moon 1 - Expert Housing Foundry
[ 2013.10.06 06:22:01 ] Daimon Kaiera > Kill: Phantom Helper (Retriever)
[ 2013.10.06 06:22:09 ] Daimon Kaiera > Look at that, 5 damage.
[ 2013.10.06 06:22:11 ] Daimon Kaiera > :P
[ 2013.10.06 06:22:14 ] Letifer Ostus > woo
[ 2013.10.06 06:22:25 ] ikami Sunji > Kill: ikami Sunji (Ibis)
[ 2013.10.06 06:22:31 ] ikami Sunji > i rock
[ 2013.10.06 06:22:35 ] Daimon Kaiera > I know.
[ 2013.10.06 06:22:46 ] ikami Sunji > lol
[ 2013.10.06 06:22:47 ] Daimon Kaiera > I hate how if pods are empty they take a while to show up in your kill log
[ 2013.10.06 06:22:48 ] Letifer Ostus > Glad to have you aboard (soon)
[ 2013.10.06 06:22:55 ] Daimon Kaiera > Kill: Phantom Helper (Capsule)
[ 2013.10.06 06:23:06 ] Daimon Kaiera > Funny thing is that we killed this same guy and his pod a few hours ago
[ 2013.10.06 06:23:50 ] ikami Sunji > some never learn
[ 2013.10.06 06:24:08 ] Daimon Kaiera > It's beautiful (:ironicat:)
[ 2013.10.06 06:26:24 ] ikami Sunji > ready to deal another 5 dmg
[ 2013.10.06 06:26:29 ] Daimon Kaiera > We have to wait 12 or so minutes
[ 2013.10.06 06:26:38 ] Daimon Kaiera > Because if we undock now when we have criminal concord will kill us
[ 2013.10.06 06:26:39 ] Letifer Ostus > yep. GCC's a bitch
[ 2013.10.06 06:27:06 ] ikami Sunji > sec status is going down fast
[ 2013.10.06 06:27:15 ] Letifer Ostus > :)
[ 2013.10.06 06:27:28 ] Letifer Ostus > the fun part about being a criminal is that I get pod express in highsec
[ 2013.10.06 06:27:34 ] Letifer Ostus > which really turns out to be quite convenient
[ 2013.10.06 06:27:39 ] Daimon Kaiera > It's not that fast
[ 2013.10.06 06:27:42 ] Daimon Kaiera > If you pod someone it's fast.
[ 2013.10.06 06:27:47 ] Daimon Kaiera > You lose like 1 to 2 sec for that
[ 2013.10.06 06:28:00 ] Daimon Kaiera > But his drones attacked me, so I got to kill the pod for no sec penalty
[ 2013.10.06 06:28:42 ] Daimon Kaiera > Haha
[ 2013.10.06 06:28:45 ] Daimon Kaiera > Did you see this mail?
[ 2013.10.06 06:28:46 ] ikami Sunji > lolllll
[ 2013.10.06 06:28:49 ] ikami Sunji > yes
[ 2013.10.06 06:30:03 ] Letifer Ostus > http://i.imgur.com/gptQg.png
[ 2013.10.06 06:30:14 ] ikami Sunji > niiice
[ 2013.10.06 06:31:09 ] ikami Sunji > brb 2 min
[ 2013.10.06 06:33:37 ] ikami Sunji > the retriever in akonoinen is stille there if youre interested
[ 2013.10.06 06:33:49 ] Daimon Kaiera > 2 and a half minutes until GCC is gone
[ 2013.10.06 06:33:50 ] ikami Sunji > just came back from unloading
[ 2013.10.06 06:33:58 ] Daimon Kaiera > If we can't find anyone in Otela, we might go there,.
[ 2013.10.06 06:34:00 ] ikami Sunji > was just FYI
[ 2013.10.06 06:35:57 ] Daimon Kaiera > Criminal timer gone in 30 seconds; now we just need to find another mark
[ 2013.10.06 06:37:29 ] ikami Sunji > i'll have better guns than last time
[ 2013.10.06 06:39:27 ] Daimon Kaiera > All right, scout just got in system
[ 2013.10.06 06:39:34 ] Daimon Kaiera > Sorry you can't use mumble before you're in GSF
[ 2013.10.06 06:39:56 ] ikami Sunji > i understand
[ 2013.10.06 06:40:15 ] ikami Sunji > i have to install it anyway
[ 2013.10.06 06:43:04 ] Letifer Ostus > ready?
[ 2013.10.06 06:43:09 ] ikami Sunji > yes
[ 2013.10.06 06:44:13 ] Daimon Kaiera > I don't think we're supposed to undock yet
[ 2013.10.06 06:44:16 ] Daimon Kaiera > He says the retriever warped away
[ 2013.10.06 06:44:32 ] ikami Sunji > oops
[ 2013.10.06 06:44:38 ] ikami Sunji > brb in 30 sec
[ 2013.10.06 06:45:09 ] ikami Sunji > ok ready
[ 2013.10.06 06:46:17 ] Daimon Kaiera > I think they might be catching on in this system
[ 2013.10.06 06:48:05 ] ikami Sunji > i'll have to leave GF just showed up
[ 2013.10.06 06:48:14 ] Daimon Kaiera > Oh, all right then
[ 2013.10.06 06:48:20 ] Daimon Kaiera > Remember if you need anything moved, contact my alt
[ 2013.10.06 06:48:23 ] ikami Sunji > what time zone ar4e you in
[ 2013.10.06 06:48:25 ] Daimon Kaiera > or contract my alt :P
[ 2013.10.06 06:48:26 ] Daimon Kaiera > US
[ 2013.10.06 06:48:38 ] ikami Sunji > eatsern ?
[ 2013.10.06 06:48:49 ] Daimon Kaiera > Central
[ 2013.10.06 06:49:25 ] ikami Sunji > ok i'm on eastern i'll be online tomorow evening
[ 2013.10.06 06:49:30 ] Daimon Kaiera > I might not be
[ 2013.10.06 06:49:45 ] Daimon Kaiera > See you though
[ 2013.10.06 06:49:47 ] Daimon Kaiera > o/
[ 2013.10.06 06:50:31 ] ikami Sunji > well i,ll see you sooner or later i guess
[ 2013.10.06 06:50:54 ] ikami Sunji > thanks for the fun guys :)
[ 2013.10.06 06:53:43 ] Letifer Ostus > Chap Uitoh
[ 2013.10.06 06:54:54 ] Daimon Kaiera > Kill: Chap Uitoh (Capsule)
[ 2013.10.06 06:54:57 ] Letifer Ostus > Kill: Chap Uitoh (Retriever)
[ 2013.10.06 07:26:46 ] Smurph Ostus > okina halno
[ 2013.10.06 07:27:55 ] Daimon Kaiera > Kill: Letifer Ostus (Catalyst) Kill: okina halno (Capsule)
[ 2013.10.06 07:28:11 ] Letifer Ostus > Kill: okina halno (Retriever)
MelodyAlexander
30 posts
Joined July 2009
MelodyAlexander

Kheldragar wrote:

I'm going to tell him that a director contacted me and said that the security deposit for this time, because of deployment in Curse, was actually 250m and not 100m.
That was the most beautiful post I have read on the forums.
My sides are in liftoff
Yuudachi-kun
5,434 posts
Joined August 2014
Yuudachi-kun
I also remember a story of how someone took a mining corp from some pubbie and then turned it into a reverse-awoxing corp. I still have posts detailing how I recruited people and then killed their ships and took their things.
MelodyAlexander
30 posts
Joined July 2009
MelodyAlexander

Kheldragar wrote:

I also remember a story of how someone took a mining corp from some pubbie and then turned it into a reverse-awoxing corp. I still have posts detailing how I recruited people and then killed their ships and took their things.
Oh niiiiice. :D
I've ran a few mining corps but like i said most of the time i'm just hanging out in Jita
Hanabei
Topic Starter
Hanabei
I'm left out here ;c
On the side note.
NOW KISS YOU TWO!
Yuudachi-kun
5,434 posts
Joined August 2014
Yuudachi-kun
After I post the opening story of Vongola Industry. This is going to be a long post, mostly copy/pasted. I am not taking part in this post, it's some other Goon:

Vongola Industries - Manufacturing Tears Since Lucky '13

Warning: Weapons-Grade Pubbie Ahead

The day before getting :commissar:'d by vyst publicly in gs_scams, the now-famous "Scrotebustin Hawkam" came to me with a corporation mark.

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(3:38:44 PM) scrotebustin_hawkam: Head of a 55 member industry corp wants to "join the alliance" but stay in highsec, any advice on how to proceed further?
(3:39:28 PM) ars0nx: the entire corp wants to join or just him
(3:39:36 PM) scrotebustin_hawkam: He's the CEO
(3:39:43 PM) scrotebustin_hawkam: so I think whole corp hopefully
(3:39:58 PM) scrotebustin_hawkam: moshamayan: enigma:
(3:40:32 PM) dokar_durinia: that sounds like a rental candidate, tbh
(3:40:43 PM) dokar_durinia: did you ask about renting?
(3:41:03 PM) dokar_durinia: if they say no to rentals, and only want to join the alliance, then you can still go with that
(3:41:04 PM) scrotebustin_hawkam: He said "You aren't a rental corporation correct?"
(3:41:08 PM) ars0nx: well they dont want into goonspace sounds like that will take awhile
(3:41:24 PM) ars0nx: so fuck yeah get them to rent lmao
(3:41:28 PM) scrotebustin_hawkam: Dokar: Feel like playing some kind of industry or logistics director?
(3:41:33 PM) scrotebustin_hawkam: heh
(3:41:35 PM) dokar_durinia: I can
(3:41:41 PM) scrotebustin_hawkam: Sweet, I'll convo you
(3:41:46 PM) dokar_durinia: sec, logging in
(3:42:06 PM) ars0nx: good luck both of you may you get billions of isk and many frozen bodies
(3:42:14 PM) scrotebustin_hawkam: :P
(3:42:18 PM) scrotebustin_hawkam: also thanks dokar
(3:42:22 PM) dokar_durinia: but need to be very clear that this corp does NOT want to rent and it's an alliance app
(3:43:15 PM) dokar_durinia: what have you told him about the process thus far?
(3:43:16 PM) ars0nx: you guys are awesome though i think being here is the best birthday gift i coulda got
(3:43:20 PM) dokar_durinia: just so I don't foot-in-mouth it
(3:43:42 PM) scrotebustin_hawkam: Definitely don't wanna rent
(3:43:51 PM) scrotebustin_hawkam: Alliance app indeed
(3:43:54 PM) dokar_durinia: I mean like - audit, etc.
(3:44:04 PM) scrotebustin_hawkam: I haven't told him much, he responded to a mail from a few days ago
(3:44:07 PM) scrotebustin_hawkam: so nothing basically, go hog wild
(3:44:20 PM) dokar_durinia: :rock:

Meet the contestants:
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Definitely pubbies:
http://i.imgur.com/mfm3ijQh.png

Still definitely pubbies:
http://i.imgur.com/PzLcFcnh.png

The CEO: Confirming pubbie-ville
http://i.imgur.com/KldokGKh.jpg

So, here's where I go with this. The corp wants to be in GSF's "high-sec division". :cripesduck: It was a pretty easy sell, actually. Hey, did you notice that someone wrote the word "gullible" on the ceiling?

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Channel ID: -50165718
Channel Name: Group Chat (shalalalabingbong, Scrotebustin Hawkam)
Listener: Dokar Durinia
Session started: 2013.08.14 20:42:42
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[ 2013.08.14 20:42:46 ] Scrotebustin Hawkam > Howdy Dokar
[ 2013.08.14 20:42:48 ] shalalalabingbong > hi
[ 2013.08.14 20:42:50 ] Dokar Durinia > hi folks
[ 2013.08.14 20:42:56 ] Scrotebustin Hawkam > This guy's the CEO of an indy corp looking to join the swarm
[ 2013.08.14 20:43:00 ] Scrotebustin Hawkam > or considering
[ 2013.08.14 20:43:02 ] shalalalabingbong > yep
[ 2013.08.14 20:43:30 ] Scrotebustin Hawkam > Basically he's planning to stay in highsec for a while, and he's wondering if that's alright, what sort of things will be expected from the corp and stuff
[ 2013.08.14 20:44:24 ] Dokar Durinia > sure
[ 2013.08.14 20:44:34 ] Scrotebustin Hawkam > brb, son is crying lol
[ 2013.08.14 20:44:41 ] Dokar Durinia > baby aggro!
[ 2013.08.14 20:44:44 ] shalalalabingbong > lol
[ 2013.08.14 20:44:47 ] Scrotebustin Hawkam > lol
[ 2013.08.14 20:45:02 ] shalalalabingbong > so ya basically thats what i want to know
[ 2013.08.14 20:45:24 ] Dokar Durinia > ok ,yeah, I can talk about that
[ 2013.08.14 20:45:29 ] shalalalabingbong > cool
[ 2013.08.14 20:45:56 ] Dokar Durinia > so the alliance has a pretty solid administrative structure above the corp level
[ 2013.08.14 20:46:04 ] shalalalabingbong > ok
[ 2013.08.14 20:46:22 ] Dokar Durinia > the nice thing about that is that there's not a lot of burden put on corps in terms of busy work/administration
[ 2013.08.14 20:46:38 ] Dokar Durinia > the alliance does NOT do required CTA ops
[ 2013.08.14 20:46:52 ] shalalalabingbong > thats nice
[ 2013.08.14 20:47:07 ] Dokar Durinia > which is especially important for indy focused corps (see: my corp as example)
[ 2013.08.14 20:47:18 ] shalalalabingbong > yes btw whats cta?
[ 2013.08.14 20:47:24 ] Dokar Durinia > call-to-arms
[ 2013.08.14 20:47:28 ] Dokar Durinia > basically a required op
[ 2013.08.14 20:47:34 ] shalalalabingbong > ic
[ 2013.08.14 20:47:34 ] Dokar Durinia > show up or be kicked kind of thing
[ 2013.08.14 20:47:42 ] Dokar Durinia > it's dumb, frankly
[ 2013.08.14 20:47:46 ] Dokar Durinia > people show up if they're having fun
[ 2013.08.14 20:47:51 ] Dokar Durinia > so we focus on that
[ 2013.08.14 20:48:10 ] Scrotebustin Hawkam > back yo
[ 2013.08.14 20:48:15 ] Scrotebustin Hawkam > yeah, mandatory CTA is the worst
[ 2013.08.14 20:48:20 ] shalalalabingbong > ya thats one my goals if my members have fun i am happy
[ 2013.08.14 20:49:27 ] Scrotebustin Hawkam > the swarm is a lotta fun, lot of laidback people
[ 2013.08.14 20:49:29 ] Dokar Durinia > the alliance offers really nice programs in terms of ship replacement for pvp stuff
[ 2013.08.14 20:49:36 ] shalalalabingbong > cool
[ 2013.08.14 20:49:36 ] Dokar Durinia > both in war and peacetime
[ 2013.08.14 20:49:42 ] Dokar Durinia > it's funded largely off of moon income
[ 2013.08.14 20:49:49 ] shalalalabingbong > I always liked pvp just didnt like losing my ship
[ 2013.08.14 20:49:51 ] Scrotebustin Hawkam > moongoo
[ 2013.08.14 20:50:01 ] Dokar Durinia > that's exactly why they do reimbursement
[ 2013.08.14 20:50:08 ] shalalalabingbong > ya sounds nice
[ 2013.08.14 20:50:23 ] Dokar Durinia > keep pvp people focused on pvp and not saving up for replacing a ship
[ 2013.08.14 20:50:59 ] shalalalabingbong > so is that only for pvp and only when we r by a fleet supposed to protect or any ship lost anytime
[ 2013.08.14 20:52:04 ] Dokar Durinia > there is "peacetime" reimburements for ships lost in pvp - but typically getting a miner ganked doesn't count in that respect.
[ 2013.08.14 20:52:13 ] shalalalabingbong > ic
[ 2013.08.14 20:52:21 ] Dokar Durinia > that said, there are some other people who would likely cover that within the alliance
[ 2013.08.14 20:52:37 ] Dokar Durinia > we have sigs focused on industry who run ops, etc. together and would likely be willing to help out
[ 2013.08.14 20:52:44 ] shalalalabingbong > so if we join goonswarm will we see wars left and right that effect us if we choose to stay in sing laison
[ 2013.08.14 20:53:04 ] Dokar Durinia > frankly, yes
[ 2013.08.14 20:53:19 ] Dokar Durinia > we do get wardecced quite a bit
[ 2013.08.14 20:53:38 ] shalalalabingbong > i thought they dont use the war dec system in null
[ 2013.08.14 20:54:18 ] Dokar Durinia > no, but we still use highsec (especially logistics) and some of the wardec corps like to try to pick our stuff of in Jita, for example
[ 2013.08.14 20:54:45 ] Dokar Durinia > we've learned to manage it pretty well though
[ 2013.08.14 20:54:46 ] shalalalabingbong > ya so what about around dodixie area
[ 2013.08.14 20:55:30 ] Dokar Durinia > haven't seen too much activity there as we are mostly NW (Deklein in null-sec, Caldari space otherwise)
[ 2013.08.14 20:55:50 ] shalalalabingbong > ya so in gallente space we be pretty safe
[ 2013.08.14 20:55:55 ] Dokar Durinia > I think so
[ 2013.08.14 20:56:13 ] Scrotebustin Hawkam > Yeah I haven't seen much poppin off around there
[ 2013.08.14 20:56:23 ] Dokar Durinia > still will want to keep an eye on local and see any flashies, but should be relatively safe
[ 2013.08.14 20:56:51 ] Dokar Durinia > more imporantly, you'd be immune from our highsec operations :D
[ 2013.08.14 20:57:06 ] Dokar Durinia > which include freighter ganking and ice interdiction
[ 2013.08.14 20:57:16 ] Scrotebustin Hawkam > hahaha
[ 2013.08.14 20:57:19 ] shalalalabingbong > ok cool so what highsec ops
[ 2013.08.14 20:57:27 ] Dokar Durinia > ever hear of Burn Jita?
[ 2013.08.14 20:57:32 ] shalalalabingbong > oh yaq
[ 2013.08.14 20:57:34 ] shalalalabingbong > ya
[ 2013.08.14 20:57:37 ] Dokar Durinia > that was us
[ 2013.08.14 20:57:46 ] Dokar Durinia > better be blue, or better not be there lol
[ 2013.08.14 20:57:48 ] shalalalabingbong > ya hulkageddon?
[ 2013.08.14 20:57:51 ] Dokar Durinia > yep
[ 2013.08.14 20:58:11 ] Dokar Durinia > we have a nitrogen isotopes interdiction coming up later this month
[ 2013.08.14 20:58:13 ] shalalalabingbong > i think i lost a retriever once to that
[ 2013.08.14 20:58:20 ] Dokar Durinia > I don't doubt it :D
[ 2013.08.14 20:58:21 ] shalalalabingbong > like yrs back
[ 2013.08.14 20:58:38 ] shalalalabingbong > Kill: shalalalabingbong (Iteron Mark V)
[ 2013.08.14 20:58:46 ] shalalalabingbong > haha
[ 2013.08.14 20:58:55 ] Dokar Durinia > there you go :)
[ 2013.08.14 20:59:08 ] shalalalabingbong > Kill: John Pescador (Thrasher) gotta even the playing field
[ 2013.08.14 21:00:00 ] shalalalabingbong > also no more 7 member grief decks
[ 2013.08.14 21:00:10 ] Dokar Durinia > yeah
[ 2013.08.14 21:00:27 ] Dokar Durinia > the decs we get are from "pros" who need a lot of return
[ 2013.08.14 21:00:33 ] Dokar Durinia > they don't get that from griefing random people
[ 2013.08.14 21:00:45 ] Dokar Durinia > you guys have towers up and stuff?
[ 2013.08.14 21:01:04 ] shalalalabingbong > not yet
[ 2013.08.14 21:01:15 ] shalalalabingbong > we working on getting one up in highsec
[ 2013.08.14 21:01:24 ] shalalalabingbong > going for standings
[ 2013.08.14 21:01:30 ] Dokar Durinia > right
[ 2013.08.14 21:01:32 ] Dokar Durinia > takes time
[ 2013.08.14 21:01:38 ] shalalalabingbong > might do the kick everyone bring em back thing
[ 2013.08.14 21:01:58 ] shalalalabingbong > i need my standings up tho cus theres no way i am kicking myself
[ 2013.08.14 21:02:06 ] Dokar Durinia > heh
[ 2013.08.14 21:02:49 ] Dokar Durinia > have other questions?
[ 2013.08.14 21:03:04 ] shalalalabingbong > did u guys do lemmingswarm
[ 2013.08.14 21:03:50 ] Dokar Durinia > don't think so
[ 2013.08.14 21:03:56 ] Dokar Durinia > I'm not familiar with it anyways
[ 2013.08.14 21:03:59 ] shalalalabingbong > ah
[ 2013.08.14 21:04:16 ] Scrotebustin Hawkam > fuck standing grind, did it on my market alt
[ 2013.08.14 21:04:42 ] shalalalabingbong > so if we occasionally want to do an op in null would that be ok?
[ 2013.08.14 21:05:22 ] Dokar Durinia > yes - if admitted to the alliance, you'd be able to participate fully
[ 2013.08.14 21:05:39 ] Dokar Durinia > that includes ops, programs, etc.
[ 2013.08.14 21:05:53 ] Dokar Durinia > we also have services (jabber, mumble, forums)
[ 2013.08.14 21:06:00 ] shalalalabingbong > are there any rules as far as during a war will we be asked to sell u a certain amount of ore?
[ 2013.08.14 21:06:05 ] shalalalabingbong > we use ts3
[ 2013.08.14 21:06:18 ] Dokar Durinia > no, no rules like that
[ 2013.08.14 21:06:24 ] shalalalabingbong > any rules at all?
[ 2013.08.14 21:06:39 ] Dokar Durinia > many of the industrial corps actually root for wars actually - gives you a guaranteed outlet for production
[ 2013.08.14 21:07:09 ] Dokar Durinia > rule 1: no "goonfucking". Basically, you're welcome to do your own thing, unless it screws over others in the alliance
[ 2013.08.14 21:07:55 ] Dokar Durinia > there are others, but a lot of them come back to that
[ 2013.08.14 21:07:58 ] shalalalabingbong > hey said u buy +25% jita prices
[ 2013.08.14 21:08:14 ] Dokar Durinia > if you move it to nullsec, yes
[ 2013.08.14 21:08:23 ] Dokar Durinia > VFK runs about 20-25% higher than Jita prices
[ 2013.08.14 21:08:58 ] shalalalabingbong > ah so if we dont move can we haul our stuff to VFK to sell to get that
[ 2013.08.14 21:09:42 ] shalalalabingbong > and if we stay in highsec can we still sell u ore
[ 2013.08.14 21:09:56 ] shalalalabingbong > just maybe take it to jita
[ 2013.08.14 21:10:15 ] Dokar Durinia > yep, if you'd like
[ 2013.08.14 21:10:29 ] Dokar Durinia > honestly, we (logistics) runs regular routes to VFK
[ 2013.08.14 21:10:43 ] Dokar Durinia > you could pay our shipping costs and still make money
[ 2013.08.14 21:10:55 ] shalalalabingbong > what r the shipping cost
[ 2013.08.14 21:11:20 ] Scrotebustin Hawkam > sorry for afking, getting my kid ready for school
[ 2013.08.14 21:11:32 ] Scrotebustin Hawkam > still half here :P
[ 2013.08.14 21:11:40 ] shalalalabingbong > whats the shipping price
[ 2013.08.14 21:11:58 ] Dokar Durinia > it's per m3
[ 2013.08.14 21:12:21 ] Dokar Durinia > typically 100-200 isk per m3
[ 2013.08.14 21:12:31 ] Dokar Durinia > if you do any kind of compression, it works
[ 2013.08.14 21:12:53 ] shalalalabingbong > nice never done compression before
[ 2013.08.14 21:13:33 ] Dokar Durinia > that, or just build
[ 2013.08.14 21:14:06 ] shalalalabingbong > ic build what?
[ 2013.08.14 21:14:23 ] shalalalabingbong > what u need?
[ 2013.08.14 21:14:28 ] Dokar Durinia > anything really - ships, modules, etc.
[ 2013.08.14 21:14:38 ] Dokar Durinia > our fleet doctrine ships are always in demand
[ 2013.08.14 21:14:49 ] shalalalabingbong > what r the fleet doctrine ships
[ 2013.08.14 21:15:01 ] Dokar Durinia > we have quite a few doctrines currently, depending on situation
[ 2013.08.14 21:15:10 ] shalalalabingbong > ahh
[ 2013.08.14 21:15:13 ] Dokar Durinia > megathrons + celestis are big ones currently
[ 2013.08.14 21:15:43 ] shalalalabingbong > cool we got a bunch of free bpc from someone who had a friend somewere
[ 2013.08.14 21:16:06 ] Dokar Durinia > very nice
[ 2013.08.14 21:16:12 ] Scrotebustin Hawkam > tasty
[ 2013.08.14 21:16:21 ] shalalalabingbong > what r the main corps that run in highsec?
[ 2013.08.14 21:16:51 ] Dokar Durinia > not many, tbh. Merch has some people who stay in HS <-- I feel obliged to point out that this is false.
[ 2013.08.14 21:17:04 ] Dokar Durinia > but towers are cheaper to fuel under sovereignty
[ 2013.08.14 21:17:31 ] Dokar Durinia > so, mostly some subsets of people - not whole corps - are the one's in highsec
[ 2013.08.14 21:17:38 ] Scrotebustin Hawkam > brb bathroom
[ 2013.08.14 21:17:40 ] shalalalabingbong > ah ic we might eventually do some wh stuff but its a long term goal
[ 2013.08.14 21:18:23 ] Dokar Durinia > yep
[ 2013.08.14 21:18:27 ] Dokar Durinia > that's one of the reasons
[ 2013.08.14 21:18:40 ] Dokar Durinia > others have tasks where the safety is nice
[ 2013.08.14 21:18:46 ] Dokar Durinia > others run FW or missions, etc.
[ 2013.08.14 21:19:11 ] shalalalabingbong > so r there any wh or dust corps in the swarm]
[ 2013.08.14 21:19:16 ] shalalalabingbong > we have some dust members
[ 2013.08.14 21:19:27 ] Dokar Durinia > yes
[ 2013.08.14 21:19:34 ] Dokar Durinia > there is a holesquad
[ 2013.08.14 21:19:44 ] Dokar Durinia > and we do have our own dust group
[ 2013.08.14 21:19:57 ] Dokar Durinia > I've run supply stuff for holesquad before
[ 2013.08.14 21:19:58 ] shalalalabingbong > cool
[ 2013.08.14 21:20:00 ] Dokar Durinia > don't know much about dust though
[ 2013.08.14 21:20:19 ] shalalalabingbong > ya me niether
[ 2013.08.14 21:21:14 ] Dokar Durinia > we're a very large alliance
[ 2013.08.14 21:21:24 ] shalalalabingbong > ya ik
[ 2013.08.14 21:21:28 ] Dokar Durinia > which means that there's generally somebody doing just about everything
[ 2013.08.14 21:21:43 ] Dokar Durinia > the alliance also has "squads", which are groups that form around interests
[ 2013.08.14 21:21:55 ] shalalalabingbong > cool
[ 2013.08.14 21:22:01 ] Dokar Durinia > so, there's like a black ops squad, and a recon squad, and a mining squad, etc.
[ 2013.08.14 21:22:09 ] Dokar Durinia > helps people find likeminded people across the alliance
[ 2013.08.14 21:22:39 ] shalalalabingbong > cool my corp members are shouting do it! lol
[ 2013.08.14 21:23:19 ] Dokar Durinia > good :)
[ 2013.08.14 21:23:32 ] Dokar Durinia > we think we make a good home, so glad you think so
[ 2013.08.14 21:23:45 ] shalalalabingbong > ya so were do i sign up and can u accept us
[ 2013.08.14 21:23:48 ] Dokar Durinia > shall we talk about the process?
[ 2013.08.14 21:23:51 ] Dokar Durinia > ok ,yeah
[ 2013.08.14 21:24:00 ] Scrotebustin Hawkam > back
[ 2013.08.14 21:24:09 ] shalalalabingbong > ya
[ 2013.08.14 21:24:42 ] Dokar Durinia > so, one of the things we require for security reasons is an audit
[ 2013.08.14 21:24:58 ] shalalalabingbong > ok whats that
[ 2013.08.14 21:25:17 ] Dokar Durinia > we have a lot of stuff, obviously, so it behooves us to check carefully for people who might be spies, have ties to enemy's etc.
[ 2013.08.14 21:25:26 ] shalalalabingbong > ok
[ 2013.08.14 21:25:56 ] shalalalabingbong > ya i take api keys on everyone we do have someone previously from test
[ 2013.08.14 21:26:08 ] Dokar Durinia > basically, the alliance adds a toon to your corp for a couple of hours, is given access to look at everything, and we check for issues
[ 2013.08.14 21:26:11 ] Dokar Durinia > then the toon drops
[ 2013.08.14 21:26:18 ] shalalalabingbong > ok
[ 2013.08.14 21:26:25 ] Dokar Durinia > pretty painless lol
[ 2013.08.14 21:26:47 ] shalalalabingbong > so u wont take anything right
[ 2013.08.14 21:27:09 ] shalalalabingbong > by that do u mean director roles
[ 2013.08.14 21:27:22 ] Dokar Durinia > once that's done, there is generally a fee to join to cover the alliance maintainance for adding corps (but it's small and nbd)
[ 2013.08.14 21:27:26 ] Dokar Durinia > lol no
[ 2013.08.14 21:27:32 ] Dokar Durinia > no on the stealing I mean
[ 2013.08.14 21:27:46 ] Dokar Durinia > we've got trillions in ISK, it doesn't really help us to steal
[ 2013.08.14 21:27:58 ] Dokar Durinia > and yes - it would be director access
[ 2013.08.14 21:28:09 ] shalalalabingbong > ok
[ 2013.08.14 21:28:15 ] Dokar Durinia > again - just for a few hours, tops
[ 2013.08.14 21:28:23 ] shalalalabingbong > how much is the fee?
[ 2013.08.14 21:28:40 ] Scrotebustin Hawkam > I've got a corpless alt I can use to do the check if you want, Doks
[ 2013.08.14 21:28:56 ] Dokar Durinia > thanks Scrot - we've got a standard one we use
[ 2013.08.14 21:29:03 ] Scrotebustin Hawkam > Cool, cool
[ 2013.08.14 21:29:51 ] Dokar Durinia > the fee depends on the audit, actually
[ 2013.08.14 21:30:12 ] Dokar Durinia > but it's typically measured in the small number of millions
[ 2013.08.14 21:30:26 ] Dokar Durinia > like, most people blow it in an evening kind of money

at this point, I'm pretty sure the heist is on, so I don't want to scare him off with an ISK figure

[ 2013.08.14 21:30:45 ] shalalalabingbong > ok
[ 2013.08.14 21:31:07 ] shalalalabingbong > ok we r ok with that then
[ 2013.08.14 21:31:20 ] Dokar Durinia > at that point, you put in an official alliance ap, and everything gets reviewed a final time
[ 2013.08.14 21:31:27 ] Dokar Durinia > great!
[ 2013.08.14 21:31:41 ] shalalalabingbong > ok so i put ap in now?
[ 2013.08.14 21:31:42 ] Scrotebustin Hawkam > Sweeeet
[ 2013.08.14 21:31:55 ] Dokar Durinia > no, when the audit/fee is done
[ 2013.08.14 21:32:28 ] Dokar Durinia > Our audit guy is online now - I poked him
[ 2013.08.14 21:32:46 ] shalalalabingbong > ok cool do u use ts3?
[ 2013.08.14 21:33:07 ] Dokar Durinia > no, actually, we've got mumble
[ 2013.08.14 21:33:17 ] Dokar Durinia > and it's locked to non-members lol
[ 2013.08.14 21:33:23 ] shalalalabingbong > would we be required to use that as well?
[ 2013.08.14 21:33:28 ] shalalalabingbong > when we join
[ 2013.08.14 21:33:30 ] Dokar Durinia > for ops, yes
[ 2013.08.14 21:33:38 ] Dokar Durinia > alliance provides the server though
[ 2013.08.14 21:33:43 ] Dokar Durinia > it's all free
[ 2013.08.14 21:34:04 ] Dokar Durinia > our auditor is Eve Accountancy <-- say hello to my newest alt...
[ 2013.08.14 21:34:09 ] shalalalabingbong > ok but anyother time we can use ts3
[ 2013.08.14 21:34:18 ] Dokar Durinia > yep - within corp you're more than welcome
[ 2013.08.14 21:35:07 ] shalalalabingbong > ok he just applied
[ 2013.08.14 21:36:26 ] Dokar Durinia > great - go ahead and bring her in - she will take it from there
[ 2013.08.14 21:37:12 ] shalalalabingbong > is it actually a girl?
[ 2013.08.14 21:38:34 ] Dokar Durinia > yeah, believe it or not
[ 2013.08.14 21:38:47 ] Dokar Durinia > day job accountant who can't quit running numbers lol
[ 2013.08.14 21:39:25 ] Scrotebustin Hawkam > lol
[ 2013.08.14 21:41:09 ] shalalalabingbong > what exactly does the auditor do
[ 2013.08.14 21:42:19 ] Scrotebustin Hawkam > Something maths-y lol
[ 2013.08.14 21:42:27 ] Dokar Durinia > she has to look through both current assets, sales, members, etc, as well as historical stuff
[ 2013.08.14 21:42:28 ] Scrotebustin Hawkam > Back in 30, dropping the spawn at school
[ 2013.08.14 21:42:31 ] Dokar Durinia > wallet history, etc.
[ 2013.08.14 21:42:58 ] shalalalabingbong > ah so what would be a flag to her
[ 2013.08.14 21:44:28 ] Dokar Durinia > thigns like transfers to/from hostile alliances
[ 2013.08.14 21:44:42 ] Dokar Durinia > members or groups of members with histories
[ 2013.08.14 21:45:29 ] shalalalabingbong > ah ya we havent contacted many null alliances except u
[ 2013.08.14 21:45:42 ] Dokar Durinia > spies are "fun"
[ 2013.08.14 21:45:50 ] Dokar Durinia > part of nullsec life
[ 2013.08.14 21:45:59 ] shalalalabingbong > ya
[ 2013.08.14 21:50:50 ] shalalalabingbong > so when i get new members is there anything i have to do?
[ 2013.08.14 21:53:36 ] Dokar Durinia > that's a good point
[ 2013.08.14 21:53:39 ] Dokar Durinia > sorry, had tabbed out <-- "Sorry, I was casing your station hangar"
[ 2013.08.14 21:53:48 ] Dokar Durinia > you will need to do a bit of checking
[ 2013.08.14 21:53:53 ] Dokar Durinia > but we have tools for you to use
[ 2013.08.14 21:53:58 ] shalalalabingbong > ya cus i recruit a lot
[ 2013.08.14 21:54:08 ] Dokar Durinia > basically, you can get their api and run it through the GSF site
[ 2013.08.14 21:54:26 ] Dokar Durinia > http://www.goonfleet.net/
[ 2013.08.14 21:54:36 ] Dokar Durinia > you can see an apply tab there <-- give him something to look at that's not in-game...
[ 2013.08.14 21:54:39 ] shalalalabingbong > ok i been using eve mon but does that basically do the same thing]
[ 2013.08.14 21:54:43 ] Dokar Durinia > yeah
[ 2013.08.14 21:54:50 ] Dokar Durinia > ours just flags stuff out of it automatically
[ 2013.08.14 21:55:01 ] Dokar Durinia > you might want to go check out the wiki on there too
[ 2013.08.14 21:55:08 ] Dokar Durinia > not a lot open till you're in, but an awesome resource
[ 2013.08.14 21:55:10 ] shalalalabingbong > ic ok
[ 2013.08.14 21:55:26 ] shalalalabingbong > does goonswarm itself have a website
[ 2013.08.14 21:55:57 ] Dokar Durinia > that's it - it's run by goonwaffe (the founding corp)
[ 2013.08.14 21:56:06 ] Dokar Durinia > it's pretty big, you just can't see most of it
[ 2013.08.14 21:56:42 ] shalalalabingbong > i thought the executor was dj rental or something
[ 2013.08.14 21:57:20 ] shalalalabingbong > and it was created by effervescent blue? on the alliance info
[ 2013.08.14 21:58:56 ] Dokar Durinia > yeah, those are the administrative groups
[ 2013.08.14 21:59:11 ] Dokar Durinia > not the massive corp
[ 2013.08.14 21:59:12 ] shalalalabingbong > hey so she just took all the money and revoked ceo roles whats that mean
[ 2013.08.14 21:59:32 ] Dokar Durinia > wait, what?
[ 2013.08.14 21:59:43 ] shalalalabingbong > ya
[ 2013.08.14 21:59:51 ] Dokar Durinia > sec, let me ask her
[ 2013.08.14 21:59:53 ] Dokar Durinia > could be part of it
[ 2013.08.14 22:03:21 ] Dokar Durinia > she says it's part of the procedure
[ 2013.08.14 22:03:23 ] shalalalabingbong > whos putrid fiend
[ 2013.08.14 22:03:36 ] Dokar Durinia > she has to do a lockdown to prevent tampering
[ 2013.08.14 22:03:43 ] Dokar Durinia > no idea
[ 2013.08.14 22:03:47 ] shalalalabingbong > ah ok
[ 2013.08.14 22:05:36 ] Dokar Durinia > I've got to drop off here to drive home - I'll be back around later - scrot should be back shortly if not already
[ 2013.08.14 22:06:00 ] Dokar Durinia > otherwise, feel free to ping the auditor if you've got Qs!
[ 2013.08.14 22:06:08 ] shalalalabingbong > ok
[ 2013.08.14 22:06:14 ] Dokar Durinia > o/

Here's the POV from "the auditor" (note time stamp):
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Channel Name: Private Chat (shalalalabingbong)
Listener: Eve Accountancy
Session started: 2013.08.14 22:14:48
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[ 2013.08.14 22:15:01 ] shalalalabingbong > hi so whats going on with ceo roles
[ 2013.08.14 22:15:31 ] shalalalabingbong > and why accept that guys app?
[ 2013.08.14 22:15:52 ] Eve Accountancy > I put it in lockdown to prevent tampering
[ 2013.08.14 22:16:08 ] Eve Accountancy > sorry bout dropping - having connection issues
[ 2013.08.14 22:16:13 ] Eve Accountancy > will put it back when finished, obviuosly
[ 2013.08.14 22:16:19 ] shalalalabingbong > ahh ok u scared me
[ 2013.08.14 22:16:31 ] Eve Accountancy > sorry, I normally say something, but got dropped
[ 2013.08.14 22:16:36 ] shalalalabingbong > ahh
[ 2013.08.14 22:16:46 ] shalalalabingbong > so but why accept a random guy into corp? <-- Scrote's alt, trolling for chat porn
[ 2013.08.14 22:18:46 ] Eve Accountancy > that's an alt for us - he's there to look at what's viewable by line members
[ 2013.08.14 22:19:19 ] shalalalabingbong > ok why is he playing dumb?
[ 2013.08.14 22:19:27 ] Eve Accountancy > lol, he is?
[ 2013.08.14 22:19:32 ] Eve Accountancy > he likes to troll people :)
[ 2013.08.14 22:19:41 ] Eve Accountancy > I'll tell him to knock it off if you like
[ 2013.08.14 22:20:06 ] shalalalabingbong > ok cool
[ 2013.08.14 22:20:23 ] Eve Accountancy > so we should be done fairly soon
[ 2013.08.14 22:20:28 ] Eve Accountancy > certainl

At this point, Eve Accountancy dropped offline and didn't return that evening. :smugdog:
The haul?
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300m ISK in the corp wallet
and the contents of the corp hangers, which were conveniently all in one station:
http://i.imgur.com/5jYscXth.png
http://i.imgur.com/5RzyoaSh.png
http://i.imgur.com/Kj8Mdr5h.png
They were getting ready to put up a POS...

All told, about 1.5b+ in isk+assets

Oh - and I needed to clean up the titles a bit later:
http://i.imgur.com/iOBuugsh.jpg

Much better.

I set up the disconnection to drag out their trust. I was hoping to come back with a plan to get their individual assets - by asking them to move across Sinq Liason to an area that our people thought was safer. That, and aw0x the ever-living shit out of them...

The next day, I log in and get chatted immediately - need to drag it out! What problems can I invent...
SPOILER
Channel Name: Private Chat (shalalalabingbong)
Listener: Dokar Durinia
Session started: 2013.08.15 20:36:47
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[ 2013.08.15 20:36:57 ] Dokar Durinia > just the person I was looking for
[ 2013.08.15 20:36:58 ] shalalalabingbong > hey
[ 2013.08.15 20:37:03 ] shalalalabingbong > ya?
[ 2013.08.15 20:37:48 ] Dokar Durinia > I have some news about your auditor
[ 2013.08.15 20:37:58 ] Dokar Durinia > you notice she was having connection problems?
[ 2013.08.15 20:38:06 ] shalalalabingbong > ya
[ 2013.08.15 20:38:45 ] shalalalabingbong > we also noticed her take all our stuff and money but thats supposedly part of the process
[ 2013.08.15 20:39:45 ] Dokar Durinia > she happens to live in Egypt
[ 2013.08.15 20:39:53 ] Dokar Durinia > don't know if you follow the news much
[ 2013.08.15 20:40:05 ] Dokar Durinia > but her connection got dunked by some unrest
[ 2013.08.15 20:40:20 ] shalalalabingbong > ahh and no i didnt see that
[ 2013.08.15 20:40:38 ] Dokar Durinia > and yeah, that lockdown is part of the process - it's to take essentially a "snapshot" to avoid tampering
[ 2013.08.15 20:40:43 ] Dokar Durinia > usually lasts like 30 minutes
[ 2013.08.15 20:41:03 ] Dokar Durinia > so...her timing was awful, needless to say /o\
[ 2013.08.15 20:41:19 ] shalalalabingbong > ya cus my corp mates were beginning to think we got scammed me included as of this morning but i would like to believe it tho
[ 2013.08.15 20:42:22 ] Dokar Durinia > yeah, I just heard a couple of hours ago what happened
[ 2013.08.15 20:42:52 ] Dokar Durinia > it sounds like things are fine and everything, and that she should be back online within the next day or so
[ 2013.08.15 20:43:02 ] Dokar Durinia > you'll have to ask her about the details <-- :owned:
[ 2013.08.15 20:43:21 ] shalalalabingbong > ic so is there somewhere on the website that shows this audit thing as part of the policy many of my corp mates who have been in null have never heard of this type of thing one was in the swarm before
[ 2013.08.15 20:43:56 ] Dokar Durinia > it's not listed anywhere that I'm aware of publically.
[ 2013.08.15 20:44:23 ] Dokar Durinia > really sorry this happened. We must seem like a bunch of fuck-ups at this point lol
[ 2013.08.15 20:44:47 ] shalalalabingbong > ahh cus i they thought to join u had to be an active member of something awful forums for 3 months
[ 2013.08.15 20:45:12 ] Dokar Durinia > that's for the goonwaffe corp
[ 2013.08.15 20:45:20 ] Dokar Durinia > the alliance doesn't have that
[ 2013.08.15 20:45:26 ] Dokar Durinia > I don't have an account, for example
[ 2013.08.15 20:45:47 ] shalalalabingbong > ic
[ 2013.08.15 20:46:04 ] Dokar Durinia > each corp sets their own recruiting policies
[ 2013.08.15 20:46:19 ] Dokar Durinia > with the caveat that you have to watch for spies like we talked about yesterday
[ 2013.08.15 20:46:45 ] Dokar Durinia > anyways, there was something else we talked about that some of the directors wanted me to ask you about
[ 2013.08.15 20:46:59 ] shalalalabingbong > i had a feeling that sounded like members of a corp but tbh my members believe this to be a scam but i have still been skeptical because u seem reasonable and took the time to answer all my questions
[ 2013.08.15 20:47:19 ] shalalalabingbong > ok what was it?
[ 2013.08.15 20:47:43 ] Dokar Durinia > which end of sinq liason are you guys officed in?
[ 2013.08.15 20:47:47 ] Dokar Durinia > what systems
[ 2013.08.15 20:48:19 ] shalalalabingbong > by brapellile and augnais is the hq near dodixie like 5 jumps
[ 2013.08.15 20:49:23 ] shalalalabingbong > Augnais VI - Moon 1 - Poteque Pharmaceuticals Biotech Production
[ 2013.08.15 20:49:53 ] Dokar Durinia > ok, thanks, that's what I thought
[ 2013.08.15 20:50:06 ] Dokar Durinia > She mentioned something about that area before dropping
[ 2013.08.15 20:50:18 ] Dokar Durinia > we talked about wardec corps, etc
[ 2013.08.15 20:51:01 ] Dokar Durinia > one of the corps that decs us a lot lives in the lowsec area just off of that end of sinq (metropolis)
[ 2013.08.15 20:51:02 ] shalalalabingbong > ok cool so she recruited Putrid fiend claimed he was to watch us at a baseline lvl is that part of it and what purpose does it hold?
[ 2013.08.15 20:51:19 ] shalalalabingbong > ahh what corp? marmite?
[ 2013.08.15 20:52:57 ] Dokar Durinia > whores in space, actually
[ 2013.08.15 20:53:33 ] Dokar Durinia > it's a nice middle ground between Jita and some other targets
[ 2013.08.15 20:53:44 ] shalalalabingbong > ah i have seen them in the recruitment channel
[ 2013.08.15 20:55:07 ] Dokar Durinia > anyways, the directors suggested you might want to relocate over to the other side of sinq, or maybe everyshore
[ 2013.08.15 20:55:38 ] Dokar Durinia > try to stay reasonably close to dodixe but on the other side
[ 2013.08.15 20:55:49 ] shalalalabingbong > ya
[ 2013.08.15 20:55:59 ] shalalalabingbong > something we might want to think about
[ 2013.08.15 20:56:03 ] Dokar Durinia > like, say Junsoraert
[ 2013.08.15 20:56:10 ] Dokar Durinia > or Stou
[ 2013.08.15 20:57:58 ] Dokar Durinia > If you decide to, you may want to do it before the alliance join goes through ,btw. A big convoy move would be a nice target for our wardeccers :P
[ 2013.08.15 20:58:45 ] Dokar Durinia > and btw, if you want a quick move, I'd be happy to use my GSF logistics levers to get it done fast
[ 2013.08.15 20:58:54 ] Dokar Durinia > because you guys have suffered enough. :P
[ 2013.08.15 20:59:01 ] Dokar Durinia > I feel like I owe you already
[ 2013.08.15 21:00:10 ] shalalalabingbong > hmm ya we have 4 frieghters so moving shouldnt be a problem and eve has all our stuff
[ 2013.08.15 21:00:47 ] Dokar Durinia > I was thinking more about moving your corpmembers mining ships, etc., but yeah
[ 2013.08.15 21:01:04 ] Dokar Durinia > the corp assets I'd move when she gets back on :P
[ 2013.08.15 21:01:33 ] Dokar Durinia > anyways - I've got to run to a meeting. I'll try to keep you posted as best I can.
[ 2013.08.15 21:01:44 ] Dokar Durinia > let me know if you guys want to relocate
[ 2013.08.15 21:01:54 ] Dokar Durinia > heck I'd pay for the office
[ 2013.08.15 21:02:00 ] Dokar Durinia > o7
[ 2013.08.15 21:02:04 ] shalalalabingbong > ok

My mission of dragging things out was accomplished, as he sent out this corp mail, complete with quite possibly the longest run-on sentence in history, surpassed only by the one you are currently reading:
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New Ceo
From: shalalalabingbong
Sent: 2013.08.15 22:55
To: Vongola Industries,

Well Turns out we had a false sense that this was over but now Eve accountancy is the ceo so as i see it here the director i talked to earlier said she would be back on today and hopefully she will be so that we can see if by a slim chance that they will return everything especially now that we are pretty sure we no longer want to join GSF as we would have more wars then less and since we dont really plan to go to null at this time. So for now hold ur horses and dont go quiting the corp because of this. If it turns out that they will not return our stuff then we will create a new corp but if they will then i dont want to jump the gun to early.

Sincerely
Shalalalabingbong
The Real CEO of Vongola Industries
He wasn't buying the move, though, so I moved on to step 3 - trolling and aw0xing. :w00t:

I quietly gather a couple of "Merchi Scam Squad" members - Johnnnyyyy and Laladria (recently of TEST trolling fame) on crappy alts with the goal of catching some miners/freighters in-flight. I log onto the now-CEO and quietly clean roles up (removing everything from others except for jr. accountant) and then bring in our characters.

Johnnnyyyy dunks a retriever who's sitting at a safe using a gang invite, but the rest of them wisely stay in station. :argh: (We did narrowly miss a freighter who docked up and logs just before we reach system.)

However, the TS3 information is posted in the corp bulletins and Johnny plays dumb in corp chat and then is asked to join it to explain himself. WTF, we say - could be funny. He notices that they have their TS3 server set to give everyone server admin privs by default. So he dumpsters the whole thing - deletes all their channels - and bans them. :toot: (they eventually reset the server and regained control, but lols were had)

So - we've got a new corp...what should we do with it? I have an idea...
Hanabei
Topic Starter
Hanabei
Thats cute.
Yuudachi-kun
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Yuudachi-kun
I got bored of my main character so I decided to create a completely new one and see if I could make a plex in 30 days from scratch with 0 outside help. Also I don't really feel like playing eve so I decided to make her a miner (Which sucks), but then train into industry and make shit since I have no clue how that works and I should probably learn.

Spent 4 hours making like 10m isk when on my main I can spend 10 minutes doing the same. HNNNNNNNNNNG
Hanabei
Topic Starter
Hanabei
LOL.
PatZar
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Joined March 2013
PatZar
Eve :^
Hanabei
Topic Starter
Hanabei
yey
Yuudachi-kun
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Joined August 2014
Yuudachi-kun
Do you two post anything of substance or is it just one word sentences because that's why I never reply to you.
Hanabei
Topic Starter
Hanabei
Why not both? :D
on the side note: I just got banned for being "Rude" on EVE ;c
Yuudachi-kun
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Yuudachi-kun
What the hell did you say?
Hanabei
Topic Starter
Hanabei

Kheldragar wrote:

What the hell did you say?
Someone asked "Help EVE is slow how do I make it fast?"
And I said "Deleted System32 and leave EVE forever"
Yuudachi-kun
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Joined August 2014
Yuudachi-kun
Cruisers are so slow when you don't have Evasive Manoeuvering V or spaceship command V.

I had forgotten.
Yuudachi-kun
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Joined August 2014
Yuudachi-kun
Someone was jetcan mining in a Hulk yesterday, so I decided to steal all of his ore and made about 6 million for 2 minutes worth of effort. That's more isk/hr than I'd make afk ratting. Minus the suspect timer.

He then moved on to a Mackinaw and it turns out he can only speak Russian.
Szymek
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Szymek
This sounds like an interesting gam ei can play.
Zuikaku
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Zuikaku
Is it still worth paying for? I remember using the free trial for about a week it was so complicated :roll:
Hanabei
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Hanabei
It is.
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