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U Mad Brah?
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ya. Giddoff mah lawn.
You seem to enjoy Ph0X's presence on your lawn though~
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get off my lawn or I'll call the police
Dude, the police... this guy is serious. We gotta get outta here man.
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you damn kids best get off my lawn. You kids and your annie-may and your too-hoo and your oh-sue and your angered brothers...
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YOU LITTLE SHIT, YOU'RE GOING TO GET THE CHAIR FOR THIS >:C
...hello? 9-1-1? Yes, some little shits are bothering me, I'd like to file a trespassing offense...
...hello? 9-1-1? Yes, some little shits are bothering me, I'd like to file a trespassing offense...
"Sir, please flush the toilet. And don't forget to wipe."
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time to leave
time to leave
donutsEh? Is that what you kids are calling the drugs these days?
CheeseWarlock wrote:
donutsEh? Is that what you kids are calling the drugs these days?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doughnut_(driving)
donut + dildo + Mogsy's lawn = ?
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a typical saturday nightstrager wrote:
donut + dildo + Mogsy's lawn = ?
This thread is awful.
You are awful.
Go make me a sandwich.
You are awful.
Go make me a sandwich.
I'll gladly make you a sandwich, kind~Ivalset wrote:
This thread is awful.
You are awful.
Go make me a sandwich.
Oh wait, wrong thread. nvm
I'll Gladi make you a sandvich.
Get out of my mind.strager wrote:
donut + dildo + Mogsy's lawn = ?
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That's what the woman is for, duh.Ivalset wrote:
This thread is awful.
You are awful.
Go make me a sandwich.
Then how do you get food?Mogsworth wrote:
That's what the woman is for, duh.Ivalset wrote:
This thread is awful.
You are awful.
Go make me a sandwich.
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You always keep a woman on hand, duh. Some call her my 'best friend', I call her my 'sandwich machine'.Pokebis wrote:
Then how do you get food?
Machine? Are you some kind of robot fucker?Mogsworth wrote:
You always keep a woman on hand, duh. Some call her my 'best friend', I call her my 'sandwich machine'.
Or not fucker, in your case I guess.
Wait, I guess it wouldn't be that much of an issue then. Whatever, she'll probably put glass shards in your sandwiches.
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nah man I programmed her to not do that shit, this is the top of the line woman, you see.
also she's red-headed.
also she's red-headed.
oh okay, you're fine
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