What would you name your babies?

Mogsy

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Mogsy 2010-01-19T06:11:10+00:00

Guy: Where-the-fuck-did-you-come-from-I-don't-have-a-uterus
Girl: Where-the-fuck-do-these-babies-keep-coming-from-this-isn't-natural

They'll love high school.

On a serious note, if I were able to name children, they'd probably be named after Shakespearian characters of some sort. I know I'd name a girl Desdemona, but guys names are hard to decide on.

anonymous_old

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anonymous_old 2010-01-19T06:22:32+00:00

Mogsworth wrote:
On a serious note, if I were able to name children, they'd probably be named after Shakespearian characters of some sort. I know I'd name a girl Desdemona, but guys names are hard to decide on.

How about...

William.

Metruzero

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Metruzero 2010-01-19T11:26:48+00:00

If it's a girl: Katie
If it's a guy: Optimus Prime

Cuddlebun

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Cuddlebun 2010-01-19T11:30:17+00:00

just pull out my encyclopedia of all the Catholic demons and go nuts

but the first guy is going to be named Seth

Lesjuh

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Lesjuh 2010-01-19T13:20:44+00:00

Guy: DarkLord1254
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Mogsy

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Mogsy 2010-01-19T13:44:40+00:00

strager wrote:
Mogsworth wrote:
On a serious note, if I were able to name children, they'd probably be named after Shakespearian characters of some sort. I know I'd name a girl Desdemona, but guys names are hard to decide on.
How about...

William.

Othello > William

Loginer

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Loginer 2010-01-19T14:15:56+00:00

I wouldn't.

They'd never be able to fill out most forms.

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Ph0X

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Ph0X 2010-01-19T14:53:49+00:00

Mogsworth wrote:
On a serious note, if I were able to name children, they'd probably be named after Shakespearian characters of some sort. I know I'd name a girl Desdemona, but guys names are hard to decide on.

guy: mewtwo
girl: celebi
teehee~

Lum Moroboshi

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Lum Moroboshi 2010-01-22T17:50:08+00:00

fuck babies i mean what have they ever done for the economy except being FUCKING MONEY GRUBBING LITTLE ASSHOLES more worse than FUCK YOU I HATE YOU ALL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaa

moe money moe problems

Powerdrone

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Powerdrone 2010-01-22T20:56:54+00:00

Honestly I have no idea.

Wait, wtf I don't even want children. Maybe (but I'd rather not) one. But that's it.

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GladiOol 2010-01-23T16:24:38+00:00

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Ekaru

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Ekaru 2010-01-23T16:58:39+00:00

Engineer_chan wrote:
fuck babies i mean what have they ever done for the economy except being FUCKING MONEY GRUBBING LITTLE ASSHOLES more worse than FUCK YOU I HATE YOU ALL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaa

What have they done for the economy?

Provide jobs, DUR.

Anyways...

Guy: Erik
Girl: Daun

No one will get this. This is expected.

Cuddlebun

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Cuddlebun 2010-01-23T17:23:50+00:00

'no one will get this because my humor is so obscure and out there hurhurhur my own private joke hurrrr'

mekadon_old

mekadon_old 2010-01-23T17:35:01+00:00

Boy:Gay
Girl:Lesbian

Yeah....

anonymous_old

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anonymous_old 2010-01-23T17:49:14+00:00

Semen Bucket if it's a boy or a girl.

Bestelle

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Bestelle 2010-01-23T20:16:04+00:00

Boy: Guy
Girl: Gal

On a more serious note.
Girl: Colette
*gets stabbed*

GladiOol

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GladiOol 2010-01-23T22:23:23+00:00

If serious

Guy: Julian
Girl: Laura

._.

peppy wrote:
i still lack a proper understanding of girls
code makes me happier since i understand it

anonymous_old

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anonymous_old 2010-01-23T23:13:44+00:00

Remco.

OsuMaster123_old

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OsuMaster123_old 2010-01-28T07:21:34+00:00

strager On The First Page wrote:
William.

Wow, thats mah name

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Ph0X

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Ph0X 2010-02-04T23:56:11+00:00

Wojjan

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Wojjan 2010-02-05T21:52:31+00:00

Gladi wrote:
If serious

Guy: Julian Miranda - You're The Inspiration
Girl: Laura Jane - La La

._.

.__.

xoxo

NotShinta

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NotShinta 2010-02-05T21:59:14+00:00

I would name a boy Ruben

I would name a girl Damon

It's showtime!

Rokodo

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Rokodo 2010-02-05T22:06:44+00:00

Syntax: First Middle Surname

Girl: Patricia Martin *surname*
Guy: Sam Sung *surname*

anonymous_old

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anonymous_old 2010-02-05T22:18:01+00:00

Rokodo [RL] wrote:
Sam Sung

Nice.

Ephemeral

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Ephemeral 2010-02-06T01:14:23+00:00

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Girl: Gretel

Rena-chan

Rena-chan 2010-02-06T13:38:30+00:00

Not like I actually want to get a child, but I might as well contribute...

Girl: Yin
Guy: Fagballs

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Nekoman_old 2010-06-02T19:14:16+00:00

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Sleep Powder

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Sleep Powder 2010-06-02T23:47:59+00:00

...I don't want babies o_O

If I had to choose a name tho...nope still no idea..

oh and stop necro-posting o_O

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Wojjan

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Wojjan 2010-06-06T16:25:59+00:00

REIMU and MARISSA!

xoxo

DJblackthorne

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DJblackthorne 2010-06-06T18:24:08+00:00

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Mara

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Mara 2010-06-06T18:28:38+00:00

I can't have babies - so I don't need to worry about that.

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Shohei Ohtani 2010-06-06T18:48:18+00:00

Boy: Ignacio Banholio de JarJarDesu.
Girl: Konata-chan.

Shellghost

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Shellghost 2010-06-09T08:26:43+00:00

I don't want children, so if i do end up with one i will call it Pencil or something stupid out of spite.

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Galkan

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Galkan 2010-06-10T07:04:12+00:00

Girl: Laura/Monika.
Boy: Mariusz. Maybe. Polish has too weird or too popular names for guys to choose something "normal".

Neo@lex

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Neo@lex 2010-06-10T14:52:20+00:00

Trap: Holly
Actual Girl: Lily
Ginger: Misty
Retard: Yui

Shit's gonna be awesome.

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Vergence 2010-06-13T04:39:09+00:00

Girl : Angel
Boi: Devil

Metruzero

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Metruzero 2010-06-17T00:43:20+00:00

Boy: Groob
Trap: Bridget
Female: Bridget
Female trap: Groob

Larto

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Larto 2010-06-17T19:04:58+00:00

And how exactly do you tell if your newborn child becomes a trap

This is not what I stand for.

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Xanek 2010-06-17T19:25:11+00:00

Cross dressing starts to emerge

Dragvon

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Dragvon 2010-06-17T20:12:49+00:00

Boy: KitKat
Girl: KittyKat

For real:
Girl: Lucca or Anastasia
I don't wanna have a son, but in case i have hmm, i would put something like Leonardo

Rena-chan

Rena-chan 2010-06-20T04:26:13+00:00

strager wrote:

Robert'); DROP TABLE Students; --

This.

Ph0X

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Ph0X 2010-06-20T05:05:12+00:00

Rena-chan wrote:
strager wrote:

Robert'); DROP TABLE Students; --
This.

6th post of the thread, Rena.

Rena-chan

Rena-chan 2010-06-20T17:08:43+00:00

Ph0X wrote:
6th post of the thread, Rena.

Notice how I sneakily quote that exact post.

mtmcl

mtmcl 2010-06-20T18:22:00+00:00

Guy: Super Saiyan Goku
Girl: Super Saiyan Vegeta

Feno_old

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Feno_old 2010-06-20T18:42:59+00:00

Boy: Sir
Girl: Ma'am

Either that or:

Boy: Pepsi
Girl: Sprite

In all seriousness though:

Girl: Julia
No clue about boy though...

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Ph0X 2010-06-20T20:34:44+00:00

Rena-chan wrote:
Ph0X wrote:
6th post of the thread, Rena.
Notice how I sneakily quote that exact post.

FFFFF I was on another computer and didn't have my greasemonkey script for custom quote style.
Shit looked fucking invisible :<

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mekadon_old 2010-06-22T18:02:15+00:00

mtmcl wrote:
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Girl: Super Saiyan Vegeta

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Girl: Guy

Guy1: Faust
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Raichumi 2010-07-16T03:12:25+00:00

Guy:Mistake
Girl:abomination

Fall seven times and stand up eight.

Ekaru

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Ekaru 2010-07-16T04:31:21+00:00

Female: Hannah

Male: Depends on my mood.

Good mood or normal mood: Matt

Bad mood, as in super duper horribly bad mood: Katsumi, just to screw him. It's a Japanese unisex name. That'll go over so well in an American Middle School!

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oddysea682 2010-07-17T02:30:28+00:00

boy: my purpose in life
girl: my little accident

Esupanitix

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Esupanitix 2010-07-20T06:36:55+00:00

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