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BAT Headshots - Awesome !silences or !kills

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gp0_old
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gp0_old
Since awp has complained about long quotes in the lol@IRC thread and since there are a good stream of pwnkills and pwnsilences, I've devoted this thread to the sole purpose of featuring the heads these people have plaqued and stuck on their walls.

Rules for posting in this thread:
  1. You must obviously include the moment a mod silences/kills the user in question.
  2. There has to be a log that contains at least most of the reason why the user got killed or silenced.
  3. The decision must have been finalized and NOT have resulted in an unban or unsilence.
  4. The hard part: Water down the quote as much as possible (i.e. omitting separate conversations, BanchoBot announcing player acheivements, etc.
Enjoy!

This first one I have transplanted from the lol@irc thread.

Warning: Viewer discretion is advised. This chat has been watered down to lines related to the incident in question.

Looks like Nakata beat me to the rap, but I have a bit more at the beginning, so you kinda get the basis of this guy. johnnyzheng has flagrantly violated the rules before, he was banned last time I witnessed, and I saw it happen, too. I wonder if I posted that somewhere...? I'll upload it here if I did.
SPOILER
20:40 <johnnyzheng> : im 11
20:40 <johnnyzheng> : almost 12
20:40 <Karidan> : yeah..?
20:40 <ShokuMasterLord> : okay johnnyzheng
20:40 <Nakata_Yuji> : You're 11 and you know the work fucker?
20:40 <Nakata_Yuji> : That's not right.
20:40 <johnnyzheng> : :(
20:41 <johnnyzheng> : im in high school
20:41 <Karidan> : im 14, and i know every cussword lol
20:41 <johnnyzheng> : i skipped 2 grades
20:41 <akira-kun_friki> : hi people!
20:41 <johnnyzheng> : fuck you
20:41 <ShokuMasterLord> : johnny, if you skipped two grades you'd be in 8th grade
20:41 <greenpoint0> : You're in high school.
20:41 <Nakata_Yuji|irc> : I would have graduated if my town let me skip grades.
20:41 <johnnyzheng> : ?
20:41 <akira-kun_friki> : fuck you bitch!
20:41 <greenpoint0> : When I was 11...
20:41 <johnnyzheng> : i went to school early?
20:41 <Sinistro> : people
20:41 <Nakata_Yuji|irc> : what's this?
20:41 <johnnyzheng> : shutup
20:41 <akira-kun_friki> : whats the fuck
20:41 <Sinistro> : I'm going to silence a bunch of users
20:41 <greenpoint0> : I was in the 5th grade. Some were in 6th.
20:41 <Sinistro> : very soon
20:41 <Wolfy> : AKIRA!
20:41 <akira-kun_friki> : XD
20:41 <Sinistro> : if they don't behave sensibly
20:41 <Karidan> : lol
20:41 <ShokuMasterLord> : *sigh*
20:42 <ztrot> : !silenc akira-kun_friki
20:42 <Sinistro> : Got it?
20:42 <Karidan> : cmon nakata
20:42 <Nakata_Yuji|irc> : Let's please stay on Sinistro's good side.
20:42 <Karidan> : :P
20:42 <ztrot> : !silence akira-kun_friki
20:42 <BanchoBot> : akira-kun_friki has been silenced for 5 minutes.
20:42 <johnnyzheng|irc> : umm
20:42 <Karidan> : hey, i got no problem with sinistro, ive talked to him several times
20:42 <Karidan> : hes cool
20:42 <greenpoint0> : Everyone's nerves need to be settled.
20:42 <ShokuMasterLord> : so, johnnyzheng, what are you doing in math right now
20:42 <johnnyzheng> : fuck you sinistro
20:42 <johnnyzheng> : hahahahha
20:42 <ShokuMasterLord> : just wondering
20:42 <ShokuMasterLord> : where are you going to hs
20:42 <johnnyzheng> : im doing algerbra 2?
20:42 <Nakata_Yuji|irc> : johnny.
20:42 <greenpoint0> : Stop Sinistro... let him finish.
20:42 <Nakata_Yuji|irc> : You have just screwed yourself over.
20:42 <Nakata_Yuji|irc> : BIG TIME.
20:42 <Sinistro> : No
20:42 <greenpoint0> : I want to see his big finish.
20:42 <Sinistro> : I'm not going to silence him for that
20:42 <Sinistro> : personal insults are irrelevant
20:42 <johnnyzheng> : silence my ass nigga
20:43 <greenpoint0> : You're asking for it.!
20:43 <johnnyzheng> : asking for what?
20:43 <Nakata_Yuji|irc> : hahahahahahaha
20:43 <johnnyzheng> : shit?
20:43 <Nakata_Yuji|irc> : Yes.
20:43 <johnnyzheng> : thanks
20:43 <ShokuMasterLord> : hmm, see if he's already in high school he is at a point of stasis with his social skills
20:43 <johnnyzheng> : better bee brown
20:43 <johnnyzheng> : or else ill fuck you
20:43 <johnnyzheng> : to death
20:43 <johnnyzheng> : with a knife
20:43 <johnnyzheng> : asshole
20:43 <greenpoint0> : Silence him.
20:43 <ShokuMasterLord> : ...
20:43 <Sinistro> : I'm still not going to silence you. I think I'll ban you instead though.
20:43 <johnnyzheng> : go ahead silence my ass bitch
20:43 <Sinistro> : !kill johnnyzheng
20:44 <greenpoint0> : Space.
20:44 <johnnyzheng|irc> : lol
20:44 <johnnyzheng|irc> : hahah
20:44 <johnnyzheng|irc> : not banned yet
20:44 <Sinistro> : !kill johnnyzheng|irc
20:44 <Sinistro> : how about now
20:44 <sonicfan20> : Sinistro: banhamma
Cuddlebun
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Cuddlebun
yawn
lukewarmholiday
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lukewarmholiday
oh boy
Zatoichi
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Zatoichi
whats with these reactions i thought it was a very awesome and notable log
awp
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Hey at least this thread gives people somewhere to post these things.

I commend this thread. Now to clean up the bickering in lol@irc again
Nakata Yuji
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Derekku
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Derekku
I give it a 6/10. Gotta love the kill-evading attempt.
lukewarmholiday
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lukewarmholiday
I dunno, I don't think anyone logged me multi ban evading. Therefore this thread will always disappoint me.
anonymous_old
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TL;DR
Kytoxid
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Here's the first log.

SPOILER
20:30 <zhengjohnny123> : what is MP
20:30 <g.9> : Mp: Multiplayer.
20:30 <zhengjohnny123> : ohh
20:30 <lukewarmholiday> : can you please ask more questions zheng
20:30 <lukewarmholiday> : I enjoy seeing a new question every time I eyeball chat
20:31 <zhengjohnny123> : but... ill get silenced
20:31 <lukewarmholiday> : who cares, I just want to make sure you're well informed
20:31 <sonicfan20> : i spot whyme :P
20:31 <lukewarmholiday> : abotu everything
20:31 *whymeman sighs
20:31 <zhengjohnny123> : ok
20:31 <whymeman> : Oh snaps~! ( o_o)
20:31 <zhengjohnny123> : how long is your dick
20:31 <whymeman> : ......
20:31 <Ephemeral> : !silence zhengjohnny123
20:31 <RemmyX25> : inapr--
20:31 <RemmyX25> : yea whatev
20:32 <zhengjohnny123> : lol
20:32 <Sinistro> : I warned you
20:32 <whymeman> : !kill zhengjohnny123
20:32 <Sinistro> : O_O
20:32 <Sinistro> : hey if zhong is reading the feed
20:32 <Sinistro> : you'll get unbanned later
20:32 <Sinistro> : don't make another account to ask to be unbanned ok
lukewarmholiday
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lukewarmholiday
haha he was being an asshole and got silenced

So funny
gp0_old
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gp0_old
There was a bit more before that that made this even funnier than it appears, but oh well, 4/10.
Loginer
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gp0_old
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gp0_old
23:47 <Ephemeral> : greenpoint be trollin'
23:47 <greenpoint0> : Uh huh.
23:47 <greenpoint0> : Ephemeral be pointopointing.
23:47 <Ephemeral> : have you contributed lately greenpoint0
23:47 <greenpoint0> : In terms of what?
23:48 <Ephemeral> : you know
23:48 <Ephemeral> : contributing
23:48 <greenpoint0> : Well, I need to know what your talking about...
23:48 <Ephemeral> : like
23:48 <Ephemeral> : contributing
23:48 <Ephemeral> : you know
23:48 <greenpoint0> : To what?
23:48 <ShokuMasterLord> : i am not trollin i am shoku you see moowwwaahh
23:48 <Ephemeral> : modding, mapping, feedback
23:48 <Ephemeral> : that sort of thing
23:49 <greenpoint0> : Modding, yes.
23:49 <greenpoint0> : Just finished a rather cursory modding...
23:49 <greenpoint0> : I guess.
23:49 <Ephemeral> : orly
23:49 <greenpoint0> : I mapped a portion of Metroid's POISONING collab.
23:49 <greenpoint0> : But I need to tone it down...
23:50 <greenpoint0> : So I'll work on that in two days.
23:50 <greenpoint0> : I helped splice the soundtracks for that collab, btw.
23:50 <greenpoint0> : As for feedback, I particpated in the latest poll peppy put out for bandwidth sharing.
23:51 <greenpoint0> : DxS and I were in a rousing discussion of boring politics.
23:51 <greenpoint0> : Is that enough for you, Ephemeral?
23:51 <greenpoint0> : Is it?
23:51 <greenpoint0> : IS IT?!?!?!? @$&(@T#
23:51 <greenpoint0> : ,etc.
23:51 <ShokuMasterLord> : no
23:51 <ShokuMasterLord> : you'll have to be given as a sacrifice
23:51 <ShokuMasterLord> : to peppy
23:51 <greenpoint0> : NO.
23:51 <greenpoint0> : I WILL NOT DIE LIKE THAT.
23:51 <The_King_In_Yellow> : ...do you think peppy would want him
23:51 <greenpoint0> : NO.
23:51 <ShokuMasterLord> : i unno
23:51 <Ephemeral> : !silence green
23:51 <BanchoBot> : green does not exist.
23:51 <greenpoint0> : HE DOES NOT LIKE ME AT ALL.
23:51 <Ephemeral> : FFFF
23:52 <JarJarJacob> : ~
23:52 <Ephemeral> : !silence greenpoint0
23:52 <BanchoBot> : greenpoint0 has been silenced for 5 minutes.
23:52 <An64fan> : Lol.
Cuddlebun
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Cuddlebun
hilariousssssss
Ephemeral
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Ephemeral
tee hee oh my i appear to have missed a tab complete

TEE HEE OH GOOD SIRS WHAT A LAUGH THIS IS

OH DEAR OH MY I APPEAR TO BE GUFFAWING PLEASE EXCUSE ME KIND FOLK

THIS TOP TIER HUMOR IS MAKING ME SWEAT MY BROW WITH MIRTH
Ivalset
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Shamed by greenpoint0.

You should resign right now, eph.
Cuddlebun
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Cuddlebun
'sweat my brow'

sweating is unbecoming of a lady eph~
lukewarmholiday
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lukewarmholiday
ban greenpoint and remove the evidence, it's the only path to redemption. I really think loving himself that much is a bannable offense.

Also ephemerals avatar just sells that post, please make sure you always have a classy avatar.
awp
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lukewarmholiday wrote:

I really think loving himself that much is a bannable offense.
I would append "without merit" to that, personally
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