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What's Your Excuse?

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Foxtrot
I don't have enough money to feed your ass

Please get better.
a1l2d3r4e5d6
I don't think terminal illness works like that, sadly.


Don't leave me.
-[Cow]-
But my PC is calling me.

Finish my SB.
Nameless
I'm too tired to


help me get to sleep
Garpo
I'm already in bed myself and cannot move.

motivate me
worst fl player
sorry I cant be bothered

send me cheese
Meah
No cause you no lend me FL skills.

Give me energy.
Volta
i don't have any energy either

surprise me
Kruzon
but i'm too surprised rn

calm me down
DeletedUser_6709840
I don't know what's bothering you.

Get me a mic
Horaizon-
I'm broke

Teach me how to FC 3-5 star map
Natahotra
cant fc any map

make me happy
Garpo
If I'm not happy, nobody is allowed to be happy.

Kill me
Natahotra
i only have 1 bullet and im saving it for myself

buy me food
Tadakichi
[Deleted]
Aomi
I'm not your dog.

Don't bother me.
Tornado
I am showing you the true ways

Stop ignoring me
Garpo
I'm busy with another.

Turn off the lights
Horaizon-
I have no lights

Teach me to FC FOUR DIMENSIONS
LiLi
Idk what you talking about...

Gimmi a massage~
-[Cow]-
Im too lazy

Finish my SMW hack
_handholding
No hacks allowed!

Kiss me on the lips
LiLi
I would love to but I don't want you to get obsessed with me after my majestic kiss...

Help me kidnap Peppy plz
Kruzon
i got busted on the spot haven't made up my mind yet

bail me out from jail
MoeChuu
i'm broke af

feed me
LiLi
I ate all the food

cuddle with me~
Horaizon-
I'm don't cuddle anything but pillows only

Give me your accuracy skills
Zafufu
What accuracy skills?

Give me a better pc.
Horaizon-
I'm broke. U wont m8

Give me a tablet
Kendo-chan
"I don't have the money to do this."

Follow me. DON'T GIVE ME THAT LOOK... just follow me.
Natahotra
im deaf i cant see

dont give me an lame excuse
Horaizon-
What excuse?

Give me a good excuse for this
LiLi
I'm dead

Resuscitate me.
Battle
No need to intervene with fate

Make BSS update my goddamn map instead of getting stuck at 11% again
Tornado
#DontBlameMe


Go to sleep!
p a n t s u
What is sleep ?

Stop procrastinating.
Caput Mortuum
Can't. Need to git gut.

Please lend me your pen.
GSG95
I can't. I need to shove it up my ass right after I put the pineapple in too.

My dick is falling off please help
Kendo-chan
... Oh, please make it more appropriate. :}

Right, can someone cover my eyes...?
Cynplytholowazy
can't you do it yourself?

I want to play osu std without my parents knowing
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