Apparently some kid in my sister's 8th grade class tried to light up marijuana under his desk.
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It says my sister's 8th grade class. I'm in 10th grade, or sophomore year.Pokebis wrote:
You're in the eighth grade?
Is this the US or the Gladilands?
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U.S.
Yeah, because in thestrager wrote:
Is this the US or the Gladilands?
(btw my initials are NL... coincidence? i think not)
considering how right under his profile pic there's a tiny little US flag I would assume the USstrager wrote:
Is this the US or the Gladilands?
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I totally have a better 8th grade story. This took place during study hall... or the beginning did.
K, so I had looked up 'sex kitten' in the dictionary, and felt like repeating the definition after memorizing it quickly. So I did. A girl then came running in and yelling, "WHAT!?". I thought she was asking what word the definition belonged to, so I said, "sex kitten!"
I did not know that the gossip was because she thought I called her a sex kitten. I thought it was because I had said the word and definition 'sex kitten'. So then I got in trouble by the principal. They never told me what I was in trouble for, so I thought I got in trouble for repeating a dictionary definition.
Later, in our little hideout hall (it was a small school, K-8, one class per grade, this was a tiny hall off to the side that almost no one went in), I was talking about it, and they went, "that's not what happened", so I tried to tell them what had actually happened, but NOOOOOOO, so I kicked them.
Later the principal called my dad on the phone and went (this is after I kicked the girl and got in trouble), "so your son called a girl a sex kitten and..."
*facepalm*
So, then I- *checks section* Oh, sorry, this topic tricked me into thinking it was Forum Games/Random, due to its content. *walks out with head hung in shame*
K, so I had looked up 'sex kitten' in the dictionary, and felt like repeating the definition after memorizing it quickly. So I did. A girl then came running in and yelling, "WHAT!?". I thought she was asking what word the definition belonged to, so I said, "sex kitten!"
I did not know that the gossip was because she thought I called her a sex kitten. I thought it was because I had said the word and definition 'sex kitten'. So then I got in trouble by the principal. They never told me what I was in trouble for, so I thought I got in trouble for repeating a dictionary definition.
Later, in our little hideout hall (it was a small school, K-8, one class per grade, this was a tiny hall off to the side that almost no one went in), I was talking about it, and they went, "that's not what happened", so I tried to tell them what had actually happened, but NOOOOOOO, so I kicked them.
Later the principal called my dad on the phone and went (this is after I kicked the girl and got in trouble), "so your son called a girl a sex kitten and..."
*facepalm*
So, then I- *checks section* Oh, sorry, this topic tricked me into thinking it was Forum Games/Random, due to its content. *walks out with head hung in shame*
I thought the title of the thread implied that there were funny stories in here. I have yet to see one.
I was walking home from Dunkin' Donuts when I passed by a group of townie kids, no more than around 11 or 12 years old, smoking cigarettes with a nearly empty bottle of Captain Morgan next to them. I laughed, saying that they're the reason why American children are looked down upon today to my friend. The kids obviously heard me, and one little chav came up to me, trying to start shit with me, saying how he's more of a man than I am. I hadn't shaved at this point, so I said, "Kid, your balls haven't dropped yet. I've got a beard. I think I'm more of a man than you." I start to walk away, he carries his bottle of Captain Morgan and tries to give me more shit. So, I take the bottle and throw it into the street, with the bottle shattering into pieces. The kids started to cry. I held my head up high when leaving.
Not amused, and then she glued him to himself.
Because you hate everything I do in general. That and people hate the fact that I 'wasted precious alcohol'. There was less than half a shot's worth left.The_Priest_In_Yellow wrote:
Not amused.
wow you really are aggressive today.
SHI~ELDS... UP!
and then she glued him to himself
SHI~ELDS... UP!
and then she glued him to himself
Rum.
I've been dry for a month.
Unemployment suuuuuuuuuuucks like that
I've been dry for a month.
Unemployment suuuuuuuuuuucks like that
A man walks into a bar.
His alcoholism is crippling his family.
His alcoholism is crippling his family.
Someone needs to bring humor to the second page.
and then she glued him to himselfDylan Moran wrote:
[speaking] German sounds like typewriters, eating tinfoil, being kicked down a stairs
I need to go to canada with my fat stacks of cash...awp wrote:
Rum.
I've been dry for a month.
Unemployment suuuuuuuuuuucks like that
Also for the sake of Ivalset and I, I'd like to ask that all "funny stories" that were actually terrible append the string "and then she glued him to himself".
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Well, I'm going to specify that the kid thought he could get away with smoking if he lit up under his desk. That was the knee-slapper for me. :p
Only in Gladilands you may smoke your weed legaly.
I love my country~
I love my country~
And then he yelled, "Grandma, I'm done!".
mekadon_old
I went to an arcade, and I saw some boys asked me "Hey, wanna play basketball"
I said "uh, nvr mind"
Seeing those kids smoking Mildseven, I just peek them.
They asked some kids to play w/them, and they went orz bcoz the kids pwned them.
One of the kids say "Bro, My dad said that.."
One of the pwned boys THEN said "..I know smoking is bad. Every time ppl said that to me. I know I'm not legal to smoke.."
The little boy replied "No, my dad said Mildseven isn't delicious. Try Dunhill, my dad likes it."
The big boys fled, except 4 the boy who got lost by a little kid abt smoking.
p.s. Don't say I cant understand what u mean.
I said "uh, nvr mind"
Seeing those kids smoking Mildseven, I just peek them.
They asked some kids to play w/them, and they went orz bcoz the kids pwned them.
One of the kids say "Bro, My dad said that.."
One of the pwned boys THEN said "..I know smoking is bad. Every time ppl said that to me. I know I'm not legal to smoke.."
The little boy replied "No, my dad said Mildseven isn't delicious. Try Dunhill, my dad likes it."
The big boys fled, except 4 the boy who got lost by a little kid abt smoking.
p.s. Don't say I cant understand what u mean.
mekadon_old
I am still in gleeful expectation of the vagabond who brings forth the first funny story.
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Clearly I have to spoonfeed.Wojjan wrote:
I am still in gleeful expectation of the vagabond who brings forth the first funny story.
Now, the humor is found in the sheer idiocy of a 14 year old trying to smoke in class.
you don't seem to get it
We understand the story. It just wasn't funny. Hell, I knew a kid who got caught jacking off in class, and even THAT wasn't really funny.
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See, that wouldn't really be funny. Just downright gross.Todesengal wrote:
We understand the story. It just wasn't funny. Hell, I knew a kid who got caught jacking off in class, and even THAT wasn't really funny.
EDIT: Anyways, I guess this wouldn't be funny unless you knew the kid, and I did. See, this is a kid who cried when his mom wouldn't take him to see Madagascar.
Still not funny; now it's just you making fun of a retard.
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May you appreciate childish humor someday.
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That would be perfect for the yearbook, actually.awp wrote:
Actually that sounds like it would be funny - not at the time, but afterward? Oh lord he'd have to transfer schoolsTodesengal wrote:
Hell, I knew a kid who got caught jacking off in class
I did. When I was 6.Nakata Yuji wrote:
May you appreciate childish humor someday.
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It'd be better if you didn't type on a forum using the same style as people on MySpace/Facebook. People can't understand what you're saying notmekadon95 wrote:
p.s. Don't say I cant understand what u mean.
Descartes walks into a bar.
The bartender asks, "Would you like a beer?".
Descartes replies, "I think not", then disappeared.
The bartender asks, "Would you like a beer?".
Descartes replies, "I think not", then disappeared.
There once was an 8-year old kid who was drawing Jesus on a cross for the Holidays. He was put through aggressive mental tests and whatnot, the school was making excuses like "The teacher didn't assign that" or "Well, she did, but that was not the picture he drew".
Mogsworth, I think, should know about this, I think Tippy I told and he said it was horrible. Tales from yestermonth and yesteryear. Ahh, how enjoyable.
Mogsworth, I think, should know about this, I think Tippy I told and he said it was horrible. Tales from yestermonth and yesteryear. Ahh, how enjoyable.