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General Poems/Rap Thread

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dragonoidso
29 posts
Joined August 2013
Topic Starter
dragonoidso
Welcome to the General Poems/Rap Thread!

Here you can post your very own poems / raps!
As long as it's not too inappropriate.

I shall start!
Forgive me if it would sound corny... :P

Everyone!
Let all start having fun!
A hi to you, a hi to everybody too!
Please post! I'll give you free toast!
What's that? Don't like toast?
Then... I'll give you... a.. BOAT!
Posting won't hurt! I swear it won't!


Lol, what the actual f was the last part all about?
xD
- Marco -
7,369 posts
Joined December 2011
- Marco -
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dragonoidso
29 posts
Joined August 2013
Topic Starter
dragonoidso
Yo!
This thread is basically like every thread, but ya have to do a rap/poem to explain!
Don't be so lame! :)

No offense, just defense. :D
Oberyn_old
Oberyn_old
Im bad at rap
All i do is tap
Osu osu osu
Osu osu osu
Jing Yuan
1,500 posts
Joined September 2013
Jing Yuan
My grandmother always said,
"Slow and steady wins the race."
She died in a fire.
Reaver_old_1
2 posts
Joined May 2012
Reaver_old_1
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Click circles hard
Or I will eat you
kirueggy
1,196 posts
Joined April 2014
kirueggy
All I Do is win win win no matter what
got money on mind i can never get enough
and everytime I step up in the building
everybody hands go up
and they stay there
and they say yeah
and they stay there
(Up down, up down)
cause all I do is win win win
dragonoidso
29 posts
Joined August 2013
Topic Starter
dragonoidso
Nice! Nice!
Keep em going!
Don't stop posting!

Guess what?
I just ate toast in the morning! :lol:

Good morning peeps! ^_^
Lewder
654 posts
Joined October 2012
Lewder
dog its 3am
dragonoidso
29 posts
Joined August 2013
Topic Starter
dragonoidso
Yo, in my country it ain't.
:D So please have some cake! ;)
dragonoidso
29 posts
Joined August 2013
Topic Starter
dragonoidso
Hmm.... Everyone's being silent making me violent.
Lol. Wtf.
kirueggy
1,196 posts
Joined April 2014
kirueggy
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks
Lick on these nuts and suck the dick
Get the fuck out after you're done
And I hope in my ride to make a quick run...
dragonoidso
29 posts
Joined August 2013
Topic Starter
dragonoidso
Wow! Nice, nice keep em' coming the day ain't stopping. 8-)
:P
kirueggy
1,196 posts
Joined April 2014
kirueggy
Nigga nigga bitch, nigga nigga
[spoiler]Nigga fried chicken, nigga watermelon, nigga
Bitch nigga
Nigga, white women, titties ass
mathexpert
1,699 posts
Joined March 2011
mathexpert
They call me Slick Mc Dick
cuz I lick yo pussy quick
kirueggy
1,196 posts
Joined April 2014
kirueggy
i broke up with my ex girl
here's her number

SPOILER
SIKE THAT'S THE WRONG NUMBER
Sonic
6 posts
Joined January 2013
Sonic
ww
Last edited by Sonic , edited 2 times in total.
dragonoidso
29 posts
Joined August 2013
Topic Starter
dragonoidso
What the heck, all you guys are talking about dicks?
You guys could talk about what's happening in life here ya know? Just in rap form for fun.
dragonoidso
29 posts
Joined August 2013
Topic Starter
dragonoidso
You guys make some funny raps! xD
Made me laugh a thousand laughs.

Nipple dribble.
Makes me giggle.
dragonoidso
29 posts
Joined August 2013
Topic Starter
dragonoidso

MoF10 wrote:

My grandmother always said,
"Slow and steady wins the race."
She died in a fire.
^
l
l
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This

Dayum that must've been hard. Sorry for your loss, your grandma's a boss. lol.
Lewder
654 posts
Joined October 2012
Lewder
triplepost, really?
dragonoidso
29 posts
Joined August 2013
Topic Starter
dragonoidso

Lewder wrote:

triplepost, really?

:3 What? It's not like it's not allowed right?
Don't be so tight! Damn.
mcdoomfrag
94 posts
Joined June 2013
mcdoomfrag
This thread is retarded. Expected
Rap about general discussion? Rejected
dragonoidso
29 posts
Joined August 2013
Topic Starter
dragonoidso

mcdoomfrag wrote:

This thread is retarded. Expected
Rap about general discussion? Rejected

Well, it is what it is.
By the way, I'm so excited for Hanamonogatari.
It will feel like a fcking orgy if it shows.

May-31 Hanamonogatari.
AutoMedic
1,166 posts
Joined April 2014
AutoMedic
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga
I'm 100% Nigga
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga
I'm 200% Nigga
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga
Why do police hate niggas?
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga
They hate us 'cuz ur deeks is biggah
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga
Why do you call yourself a nigga?
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga
'Cuz I'm a motherfuckin' nigga

*Bows down*
Jing Yuan
1,500 posts
Joined September 2013
Jing Yuan

Sonatora wrote:

Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga
I'm 100% Nigga
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga
I'm 200% Nigga
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga
Why do police hate niggas?
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga
They hate us 'cuz ur deeks is biggah
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga
Why do you call yourself a nigga?
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga
'Cuz I'm a motherfuckin' nigga

*Bows down*
*Stands up in back, gives slow clap*
dragonoidso
29 posts
Joined August 2013
Topic Starter
dragonoidso

Sonatora wrote:

Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga
I'm 100% Nigga
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga
I'm 200% Nigga
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga
Why do police hate niggas?
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga
They hate us 'cuz ur deeks is biggah
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga
Why do you call yourself a nigga?
Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga
'Cuz I'm a motherfuckin' nigga

*Bows down*

Cool.
dragonoidso
29 posts
Joined August 2013
Topic Starter
dragonoidso
So I grabbed some lube, and stroked my deck. And I think to myself, what's going on? And I said, what a cute lil baby.
And I said HEEEEY YEEA HEY A=UGH UGH HEY YEAH OGH I said hey! Put more lube on!

I realized quickly when I knew I should that whole world meanT with this brotherhood of man...
Put some lube on dem beans.

And I said heeeeeeEeEeEy! HeEeeEeEeEy!!! I said HEY! WTF IS GOING ON!!


Putting dem lyrics aside, I'm not 23. I'm less.

Go on, laugh, I don't care.

CAUSE I HAVE LUBE ON MAH BEBY.


AND SAID HEEEYEEEEEEEEEEEEHEYHEYHEY! HEYEEEYE!
I SAID HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?!
dragonoidso
29 posts
Joined August 2013
Topic Starter
dragonoidso

Sonic wrote:

I feel so bad when I play this game
It's actually not my fault, the lag gets the blame
I watch many replays of Cookiezi OG
Can't stop my hand from going straight to my D
Streaming so fast when I play Freedom Dive
3 Retries and my hand doesn't feel alive
Playing the insanes, getting the PP
1x100 But actually noone gives a fuck about me
Feeling so slow and my skill has yet to grow
Spectating rrtyui, damn I can't keep up with the flow
Play osumania,
No regrets. No problems. 8-)
Lewder
654 posts
Joined October 2012
Lewder
is this thread going to be like that one forum where that one girl spoke to herself through multiple accounts and personalities for thousands of posts over the course of some years
Jordan
1,037 posts
Joined December 2010
Jordan

kirukashi wrote:

i broke up with my ex girl
here's her number

SPOILER
SIKE THAT'S THE WRONG NUMBER
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
yxn
45 posts
Joined February 2014
yxn
But I'm not a rapper...
kirueggy
1,196 posts
Joined April 2014
kirueggy

Yosumin wrote:

But I'm not a rapper...
I'm an adapter – I can adjust
Plus, I can just walk up to a mic and just bust
So, floor's open if you'd like to discuss
Top 5 in this mothafucka and if I don't make the cut, what?
Like I give a fuck but I light this bitch up like I'm driving a truck
Through the side of a pump, 0 to 60 hop in and gun it
Like G-Unit without the hyphen, I'm hyping 'em up
And if there should ever come a time where my life's in a rut
And I look like I might just give up, eh, might've mistook
Me for bowing out I ain't taking a bow, I'm stabbing myself
With a fucking knife in the gut, while I'm wiping my butt
Cause I just shitted on the mic and I like getting cut
I get excited at the sight of my blood, you're in a fight with a nut
Cause I'mma fight 'til I die or win, biting the dust, it'll just make me angrier
Wait, let me remind you of what got me this far, picture me quitting
Now draw a circle around it and put a line through it, slut
It's survival of what?
mcdoomfrag
94 posts
Joined June 2013
mcdoomfrag

kirukashi wrote:

I'm an adapter – I can adjust
Plus, I can just walk up to a mic and just bust
So, floor's open if you'd like to discuss
Top 5 in this mothafucka and if I don't make the cut, what?
Like I give a fuck but I light this bitch up like I'm driving a truck
Through the side of a pump, 0 to 60 hop in and gun it
Like G-Unit without the hyphen, I'm hyping 'em up
And if there should ever come a time where my life's in a rut
And I look like I might just give up, eh, might've mistook
Me for bowing out I ain't taking a bow, I'm stabbing myself
With a fucking knife in the gut, while I'm wiping my butt
Cause I just shitted on the mic and I like getting cut
I get excited at the sight of my blood, you're in a fight with a nut
Cause I'mma fight 'til I die or win, biting the dust, it'll just make me angrier
Wait, let me remind you of what got me this far, picture me quitting
Now draw a circle around it and put a line through it, slut
It's survival of what?
But he's not a rapper, so stop RAPPIN' at him
AutoMedic
1,166 posts
Joined April 2014
AutoMedic
I got a PHD in Winning games, I'm In third degrees
You'll like the way how I win my lane I guarantee

GURRLLL

DATS SUM RAP FOLKS
kirueggy
1,196 posts
Joined April 2014
kirueggy
Now it's finna be some energy, we got the remedy
I'm in the vicinity of a nigga that can spit it with me
Feel the fire whenever we act up
Everyone else is incompatible with the artillery
So forget about it when you hear about it
Cause it's too fast when I pass the baton to Busta
Hit a victim in the middle of the body with a bullet and a rhythm
Every murder is a structure

Everytime I hit you niggers with another [?] be blackin'
I be sounding like a nigger full of anger
Now I'm back to beat you in the head, I'll bring another banger
With my nigga Twist, everything we do be up to wanger
You don't really, really wanna see the way that I come
And I'll give it to you, get up on the ceiling see a nigga numb
Do it how I wanna do it 'till I make another nigga drop
I put my money on it, homie, I'm the one

Go on here, pick it up, carry it the way you wanna carry it
Do whatever you wanna do
Show the competition how we gunning too when we coming through
Better never let a nigga never get infront of you
I wanna be, I wanna pro, wanna get in
Then racin' so fast, they call me flash
Don't nobody really wanna
We can hit 'em like a couple of millimeters
Woopin' a niggas' ass

Skibbedy boop, skibbedy bop, skibbedy beep
I'm skippin' all over on another Just Blaze hit
Now I know a lot of y'all been sitting, waiting and wondering
Was we ever gonna do this shit
And then we came to hit 'em with another flow
Pop champagne, celebrate and kill another show
Gotta campaign, the greatest niggas, y'all already know that
Never do this kinda shit, Twista, get 'em, gotta go
Now I gotta ask y'all
Can you keep up?
dragonoidso
29 posts
Joined August 2013
Topic Starter
dragonoidso
Can't keep up? Don't fuck with me.
Stand up, your balls are on the floor crying.
Everything's gonna be rekt, so be quick.
Lewder
654 posts
Joined October 2012
Lewder
Three paragraphs, three lines?
Your rhymes are weak, they're dying on the enemy lines.
So what if I repeat? Your lyrics weren't worth two dimes.

no i give up im cringing too hard who the fuck has a rap battle over forums
Jing Yuan
1,500 posts
Joined September 2013
Jing Yuan
This thread.
dragonoidso
29 posts
Joined August 2013
Topic Starter
dragonoidso
I'm back, back from being sick.
I don't want your dimes, they're not worth shit.
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