Solid snake = reptiles = rough skin = people who don't apply lotion to their skin = wrinkles = old people In other words avoid "Solid snakes" otherwise you will turn old and wrinkly.
Run = sports = being left on the side-lines because you're not good enough = crying = depression = living in your room for the rest of your life In other words: if you're not good at sports that require you to run then you've pretty much messed up your life >:/
West = rhymes with test = rhymes with chest = flat chest = 24 year old receptionist with flat chest = weight distribution and BMI = big butt to make up for flat chest = perverted boss that stares at her butt = sexual harassment claim imminent = she's now richer than my Uncle's hairy looking wife
In other words living in the west will give you a flat chest and a big butt and make you richer than my Uncle's gorill... wife... And that's how you f**k up logic >:D
Life = Love = Love = Shrek = 4chan = "WTF MAN" memes = Destroyed logic Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life... 4chan killed logic with Shrek and people responded with "WTF MAN" memes.
Curious = "Curiosity killed the cat" + "Bisexuality" = Blinx the Time Sweeper = Clock In other words curiosity killed the bisexual cat called Blinx with a clock.