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Rock Paper Scissors but anything goes

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DJruslan4ic
5 posts
Joined February 2023
Topic Starter
DJruslan4ic
It's like what beats rock but without the ai BS!1!1!1!
Rules:
- try to think of something that could beat the above post
- Anything goes!
- You should also state the reason why something beats another thing
- Try not to repeat an answer






I'll start: Rock
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Farfocele
1,063 posts
Joined April 2020
Farfocele
Nuclear Bomb dropped right on the rock.

It would vaporise the rock.
sadave
76 posts
Joined April 2019
sadave
paper

paper is destroyed
DJruslan4ic
5 posts
Joined February 2023
Topic Starter
DJruslan4ic
High frequency Lazer cause if this paper can beat a nuke then there's only one way to cut it
BluePyTheDeer_
105 posts
Joined March 2024
BluePyTheDeer_
Very strong mirror, it will flip the laser and it will cut itself.
Farfocele
1,063 posts
Joined April 2020
Farfocele
Going back full circle: throwing a rock at the mirror will make it shatter.
DJruslan4ic
5 posts
Joined February 2023
Topic Starter
DJruslan4ic
Last time we did a nuke, what about perchloric acid
BluePyTheDeer_
105 posts
Joined March 2024
BluePyTheDeer_
Dip you into sulfuric acid and then throw a pipebomb
DJruslan4ic
5 posts
Joined February 2023
Topic Starter
DJruslan4ic
Pour base in a vacuum
Bases neutralize acids and the vacuum won't let the fuse burn
synthwavesquid
216 posts
Joined February 2021
synthwavesquid
introduce air into the vacuum so it's no longer a vacuum
DJruslan4ic
5 posts
Joined February 2023
Topic Starter
DJruslan4ic
Introduce fire so that the air would eventually run out from being burnt
SPOILER
this just turned into a chemistry class didn't it
Farfocele
1,063 posts
Joined April 2020
Farfocele
water. no explanation needed, just lots of water
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synthwavesquid
216 posts
Joined February 2021
synthwavesquid
comically large bath to contain the water
DJruslan4ic
5 posts
Joined February 2023
Topic Starter
DJruslan4ic
A very bulky and heavy person to make the bathtub crack open
synthwavesquid
216 posts
Joined February 2021
synthwavesquid
gun
reffty_gag
363 posts
Joined July 2023
reffty_gag
train, it will hit you
synthwavesquid
216 posts
Joined February 2021
synthwavesquid
nuke
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DJruslan4ic
5 posts
Joined February 2023
Topic Starter
DJruslan4ic
underground anti-nuke bunker
Farfocele
1,063 posts
Joined April 2020
Farfocele
ray of doom
reffty_gag
363 posts
Joined July 2023
reffty_gag
pen
B0ii
594 posts
Joined November 2021
B0ii
rock

rock crushes the pen
synthwavesquid
216 posts
Joined February 2021
synthwavesquid
hydraulic press
Doom Mood
171 posts
Joined November 2020
Doom Mood
a bigger hydraulic press
synthwavesquid
216 posts
Joined February 2021
synthwavesquid
an even bigger hydraulic press (controlled by hamsters)
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DJruslan4ic
5 posts
Joined February 2023
Topic Starter
DJruslan4ic
Nokia 3310 (it would still turn on even after being crushed, also if you only increase the surface area the pressure will decrease)
Farfocele
1,063 posts
Joined April 2020
Farfocele
heat death of the universe.

Even a Nokia 3310 can't survive the disbanding of the universe.
DJruslan4ic
5 posts
Joined February 2023
Topic Starter
DJruslan4ic
The Big Bang
synthwavesquid
216 posts
Joined February 2021
synthwavesquid
an eldritch god hellbent on destroying the observable universe
Achromalia
364 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia
metafiction
reffty_gag
363 posts
Joined July 2023
reffty_gag
a room full of screen playing skibidi toilet videos 24/7
Achromalia
364 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia
power outages and/or electrical faults
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synthwavesquid
216 posts
Joined February 2021
synthwavesquid
an electrician
Achromalia
364 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia
mislabelling
DJruslan4ic
5 posts
Joined February 2023
Topic Starter
DJruslan4ic
A handbook/reference table and common sense
sametdze
358 posts
Joined July 2021
sametdze
a large ar15a2 rifle with funny phrases scribbled on it in white texta, bullets beat anything and everything
DJruslan4ic
5 posts
Joined February 2023
Topic Starter
DJruslan4ic
Several metre thick concrete wall
synthwavesquid
216 posts
Joined February 2021
synthwavesquid
demolition crew
Achromalia
364 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia
volcanic emission plume (1210 km/h, 1280 km²)
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Farfocele
1,063 posts
Joined April 2020
Farfocele
black hole
B0ii
594 posts
Joined November 2021
B0ii
white hole
DJruslan4ic
5 posts
Joined February 2023
Topic Starter
DJruslan4ic
Hawking radiation
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