I doubt, therefore I think, therefore I am.
I doubt that you're waifu isn't trash, therefore I think that you waifu is trash, therefore I am going to tell you that your waifu is trash.
I doubt that I'm going to pass my midterm, therefore I think I should study, therefore I am going to play osu.
I doubt this fart, therefore I think I should hold it, therefore I am probably going to shit my pants.
I doubt that this anime girl will be related, therefore I think I should say so, therefore I am going to preface that the anime girl is unrelated.
I doubt that you're waifu isn't trash, therefore I think that you waifu is trash, therefore I am going to tell you that your waifu is trash.
I doubt that I'm going to pass my midterm, therefore I think I should study, therefore I am going to play osu.
I doubt this fart, therefore I think I should hold it, therefore I am probably going to shit my pants.
I doubt that this anime girl will be related, therefore I think I should say so, therefore I am going to preface that the anime girl is unrelated.