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MrMcMikey22
Rule 49: make en passant
Farfocele
Rule 50: En passant is forced.
keremaru
Rule 51: Pawn G4 is the best opening.
Farfocele
Rule 52: Disregard rule 51, worst opening is 1. d4
GamlA
Rule 53: Read the rules (no, ACTUALLY)
Farfocele
Rule 54: is ON WHEELS!
MrMcMikey22
Rule 55: Necropost at least once a year? o_O

Nah wait every 6 months that should do the job. =P
B0ii
Rule 56: People who obey rule 55 shall be exiled
179bpm
rule 58: the next rule must be rule 57
GamlA
Rule 57: If you see any yellow object in the sky, report it to the local authorities.
StudioGuma
Rule 59: Thou shalt not have accuracy above 50%
Farfocele
Rule 60: People who cannot type above 60 WPM will be sentenced to obligatory typing lessons.
B0ii
Rule 61: necromancies are mostly not okay
BlueChinchompa
Rule 62: Pray to osu420
Farfocele
Rule 63: 75 Leads, 122 Ceramics Cloutiful is banned from OT!
MrMcMikey22
Rule 64: No chainposting! O_O
lostsilver
rule 65: if you don't think any of the osu! mascots are cute you aren't a osu! fan (mocha my beloved)
Aireunaeus
rule 66: Split your Infinities
Farfocele
Rule 67: People caught saying "en passant" will be banned for a year.
burgernfat
rule 68 declaring war on Djibouti at least twice per year is mandatory
Farfocele
Rule 69: Nice.
[TCD] Dzar03
rule 70: scream and point your finger whenever you see the 727 number
MrMcMikey22
rule 71: you have to play sparta music for ten hours per week on average. (sparta mixes on youtube are allowed no worriezz)
Farfocele
rule 72: people saying Farfocele plays chess will be silenced on sight, even if they're GMTs.
Rhythm32
Rule 73: It's advisable to play with the default skin once in a while.
Aireunaeus
Rule 74: The bite of 87 is canon in osu
Farfocele
Rule 75: Assume Good Faith on FG.
keremaru
Rule 76: Playing with a square/diamond skin at least once in your osu! career is mandatory.
Farfocele
Rule 76.1: The real rule 76 is 60 Regrow Ceramics.
B0ii
Rule 77: rule 50 had been voided at the request of [redacted]
MrMcMikey22
Rule 78: Don't lick Lollipop's face. O_O
[TCD] Dzar03
Rule 79: Farming Harumachi and other 30s farm maps over and over is a sin and must be punished by a week of touching grass
Farfocele
Rule 80: 1 ZOMG, have fun.
B0ii
rule 81: [to rule 78] please shut the fuck up
keremaru
Rule 82: You are only allowed to play Christmas songs (Snow Halation, For You the Bellz Toll, Jingle Bells (Padoru Padoru), etc.) on Christmas and no other day of the year.
Rhythm32
Rule 83: Your 10th osu!std map must be a 3 star.
Farfocele
Rule 84: If you see a person with an orange tabby cat as their pfp, you need to instantly block them.
BluePyTheWDeer_
Rule 85: If you see a furry pfp, ask for a mutual.
Farfocele
Rule 85.1: If you a see a person with an anime girl and shark pfp, ask them for a mutual.
BluePyTheWDeer_
Rule 86: You find Off-Topic, you STAY in Off-Topic.
Farfocele
Rule 87: Rule 87 has been vandalized by Willy on Wheels!
reffty_gag
Rule 88 : You see 727, you have to yell WHEN YOU SEE IT
BluePyTheWDeer_
Rule 89: You have to get supporter within the first 3 months of joining the game
keremaru
Rule 90: Ignore Rule 86 because it sucks, and people can go where they want.
Farfocele
Rule 91: Disregard rule 54, it's been vandalized.
[TCD] Dzar03
Rule 92: You'll be executed If you play Osu in North Korea.
Farfocele
Rule 93 - Play more.
BluePyTheWDeer_
Rule 94: OSU game rating when
Farfocele
Rule 95: 30 DDTs.
sadave
Rule 96: .eciN
Farfocele
Rule 97: Look at Rule 63.
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