Rule 37: Do not play Harumachi Clover with HDHRDT
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30% feels generous, tbh-aak- wrote:
Rule 35: Your favorite song has a 30 chance of being mapped.
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rule 38: the rule above me is the only real rule here
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why do you need to do me like thatAya_f wrote:
Rule 37: Do not play Harumachi Clover with HDHRDT
Rule 39: just touch some grass and come back to osu later it's not that hard
rule 40: it is that hard
Rule 43: The more popular the map is, the less satisfying it is passing it
Rule 43.5: Don't play popular maps, play underrated maps instead
Rule 44: Watch my Mietz webcomic at least once per day! O_O
Rule 44.5: If you watch mietz webcomic, you'll receive a GIFT FROM HIM
Rule 46: Eat your vegetables
Rule 48: Google en passant
Rule 49: make en passant
Rule 50: En passant is forced.
Rule 52: Disregard rule 51, worst opening is 1. d4
Rule 54: is ON WHEELS!
Rule 55: Necropost at least once a year? o_O
Nah wait every 6 months that should do the job. =P
Nah wait every 6 months that should do the job. =P
Rule 57: If you see any yellow object in the sky, report it to the local authorities.
Rule 59: Thou shalt not have accuracy above 50%
Rule 60: People who cannot type above 60 WPM will be sentenced to obligatory typing lessons.
Rule 62: Pray to osu420
Rule 63: 75 Leads, 122 Ceramics Cloutiful is banned from OT!
Rule 64: No chainposting! O_O
rule 65: if you don't think any of the osu! mascots are cute you aren't a osu! fan (mocha my beloved)
rule 66: Split your Infinities
Rule 67: People caught saying "en passant" will be banned for a year.
rule 68 declaring war on Djibouti at least twice per year is mandatory
Rule 69: Nice.
rule 70: scream and point your finger whenever you see the 727 number
rule 71: you have to play sparta music for ten hours per week on average. (sparta mixes on youtube are allowed no worriezz)
rule 72: people saying Farfocele plays chess will be silenced on sight, even if they're GMTs.
Rule 73: It's advisable to play with the default skin once in a while.
Rule 74: The bite of 87 is canon in osu
Rule 75: Assume Good Faith on FG.
Rule 76.1: The real rule 76 is 60 Regrow Ceramics.
Rule 77: rule 50 had been voided at the request of [redacted]
Rule 78: Don't lick Lollipop's face. O_O
Rule 79: Farming Harumachi and other 30s farm maps over and over is a sin and must be punished by a week of touching grass
Rule 80: 1 ZOMG, have fun.
Rule 84: If you see a person with an orange tabby cat as their pfp, you need to instantly block them.
Rule 85: If you see a furry pfp, ask for a mutual.
Rule 85.1: If you a see a person with an anime girl and shark pfp, ask them for a mutual.
Rule 86: You find Off-Topic, you STAY in Off-Topic.
Rule 87: Rule 87 has been vandalized by Willy on Wheels!
Rule 88 : You see 727, you have to yell WHEN YOU SEE IT
Rule 89: You have to get supporter within the first 3 months of joining the game
Rule 91: Disregard rule 54, it's been vandalized.
Rule 92: You'll be executed If you play Osu in North Korea.
Rule 93 - Play more.
Rule 94: OSU game rating when
Rule 95: 30 DDTs.
Rule 97: Look at Rule 63.
Rule 99. If you play mania just for ranks, quit osu!.
Rule 100: 1 BAD bloon.
Rule 101: PP is just a number, until you are an osu ranker
rule 112: the rule numbers must go backwards until 102 is reached, then the rules can continue from 113
Rule 111: if your name is Esteban Ocon, receive a 5 second penalty without passing Go and without collecting $200.
Rule 110: Play Uma Musume Pretty Derby
Rule 109: play celeste game
Rule 106: You have to defend that this is the best game of all time and also trash talk about it.
Rule 105: Every member of BN, NAT and GMT team must have at least one English proficency degree to be kept on their role
Rule 104: State your favorite F1 track in rule 103.
Rule 103: the rules are actually only suggestions
rule 102: the rules can continue from 113 now
rule 113: breaking rule 104 results in Death by F1.
rule 114: you must love ducks
rule 104: you can redefine an existing rule by writing its number again, it might even save your life.
rule 115: Redefining rules results in instant death.
Rule 1: Play osu!
Chokes to death
Chokes to death
Rule 116: Redefining rules results in instant death. (backup)
rule 117: this rule is not, in fact, number 117. Instead, it has a secret floating-point number and protects every osu! player from death.
Rule 118: osu! players are immortal now?
Rule 119: If an osu player dies it means he is quitting the game. That is impossible so osu! players cannot die forever, they'll eventually come back.
Rule 119: osu! players are immortal now (and I don't even die, because osu! players are immortal now!)
121: (there is no rule 36 and there never will be)
Rule 36: If you go for a gap that no longer exists, you are Pastor Maldonado.