rule 25: give me all of your life savings
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Rule 34.2: If the Song Exists, there's a beatmap of it
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rule 38: the rule above me is the only real rule here
Rule 76: Playing with a square/diamond skin at least once in your osu! career is mandatory.
Rule 82: You are only allowed to play Christmas songs (Snow Halation, For You the Bellz Toll, Jingle Bells (Padoru Padoru), etc.) on Christmas and no other day of the year.
Rule 90: Ignore Rule 86 because it sucks, and people can go where they want.
rule 98: This topic has been inactive for a while. If you don't have a specific reason to post here, please create a new topic instead.
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Rule 26: don't listen to rule 14 and rule 21
Rule 27: If you have mindblock, then it's osu's fault
Rule 28: try to quit w
Rule 30: Ignore rule 29 :trollface:
Rule 32: Obey Rule 63
Frick i was about to make a joke dedicated to this.Reyalp51 wrote:
Rule 34: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Rule 34.2: If the Song Exists, there's a beatmap of it
Rule 34.3: If an anime exists, there's a beatmap of a song from it.
Rule 35: Your favorite song has a 30 chance of being mapped.
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Rule 35.2: if there is no beatmap of it, beatmap will made of itAireunaeus wrote:
Frick i was about to make a joke dedicated to this.Reyalp51 wrote:
Rule 34: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Rule 34.2: If the Song Exists, there's a beatmap of it
30% feels generous, tbh-aak- wrote:
Rule 35: Your favorite song has a 30 chance of being mapped.
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rule 38: the rule above me is the only real rule here
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why do you need to do me like thatAya_f wrote:
Rule 37: Do not play Harumachi Clover with HDHRDT
Rule 39: just touch some grass and come back to osu later it's not that hard
rule 40: it is that hard
Rule 43: The more popular the map is, the less satisfying it is passing it
Rule 43.5: Don't play popular maps, play underrated maps instead
Rule 44: Watch my Mietz webcomic at least once per day! O_O
Rule 44.5: If you watch mietz webcomic, you'll receive a GIFT FROM HIM
Rule 46: Eat your vegetables
Rule 48: Google en passant
Rule 49: make en passant
Rule 50: En passant is forced.
Rule 52: Disregard rule 51, worst opening is 1. d4
Rule 54: is ON WHEELS!
Rule 55: Necropost at least once a year? o_O
Nah wait every 6 months that should do the job. =P
Nah wait every 6 months that should do the job. =P
Rule 57: If you see any yellow object in the sky, report it to the local authorities.
Rule 59: Thou shalt not have accuracy above 50%
Rule 60: People who cannot type above 60 WPM will be sentenced to obligatory typing lessons.
Rule 62: Pray to osu420
Rule 63: 75 Leads, 122 Ceramics Cloutiful is banned from OT!
Rule 64: No chainposting! O_O
rule 65: if you don't think any of the osu! mascots are cute you aren't a osu! fan (mocha my beloved)
rule 66: Split your Infinities
Rule 67: People caught saying "en passant" will be banned for a year.
rule 68 declaring war on Djibouti at least twice per year is mandatory
Rule 69: Nice.
rule 70: scream and point your finger whenever you see the 727 number
rule 71: you have to play sparta music for ten hours per week on average. (sparta mixes on youtube are allowed no worriezz)
rule 72: people saying Farfocele plays chess will be silenced on sight, even if they're GMTs.
Rule 73: It's advisable to play with the default skin once in a while.
Rule 74: The bite of 87 is canon in osu
Rule 75: Assume Good Faith on FG.
Rule 76.1: The real rule 76 is 60 Regrow Ceramics.
Rule 77: rule 50 had been voided at the request of [redacted]
Rule 78: Don't lick Lollipop's face. O_O
Rule 79: Farming Harumachi and other 30s farm maps over and over is a sin and must be punished by a week of touching grass
Rule 80: 1 ZOMG, have fun.
Rule 84: If you see a person with an orange tabby cat as their pfp, you need to instantly block them.
Rule 85: If you see a furry pfp, ask for a mutual.
Rule 85.1: If you a see a person with an anime girl and shark pfp, ask them for a mutual.
Rule 86: You find Off-Topic, you STAY in Off-Topic.
Rule 87: Rule 87 has been vandalized by Willy on Wheels!
Rule 88 : You see 727, you have to yell WHEN YOU SEE IT
Rule 89: You have to get supporter within the first 3 months of joining the game
Rule 91: Disregard rule 54, it's been vandalized.
Rule 92: You'll be executed If you play Osu in North Korea.
Rule 93 - Play more.
Rule 94: OSU game rating when
Rule 95: 30 DDTs.
Rule 97: Look at Rule 63.
Rule 99. If you play mania just for ranks, quit osu!.
Rule 100: 1 BAD bloon.
Rule 101: PP is just a number, until you are an osu ranker
rule 112: the rule numbers must go backwards until 102 is reached, then the rules can continue from 113
Rule 111: if your name is Esteban Ocon, receive a 5 second penalty without passing Go and without collecting $200.
Rule 110: Play Uma Musume Pretty Derby
Rule 109: play celeste game
Rule 106: You have to defend that this is the best game of all time and also trash talk about it.
Rule 105: Every member of BN, NAT and GMT team must have at least one English proficency degree to be kept on their role
Rule 104: State your favorite F1 track in rule 103.
Rule 103: the rules are actually only suggestions
rule 102: the rules can continue from 113 now
rule 113: breaking rule 104 results in Death by F1.
rule 114: you must love ducks
rule 104: you can redefine an existing rule by writing its number again, it might even save your life.
rule 115: Redefining rules results in instant death.
Rule 1: Play osu!
Chokes to death
Chokes to death
Rule 116: Redefining rules results in instant death. (backup)