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/you won Eizo
/inserts Gaming Coin
/inserts Gaming Coin
Topic Starter
OsuMe65 won a Joystick, like the ones you may see in a military jet, but for gaming!
/inserts a Fairy coin
/inserts a Fairy coin
A swarm of flesh-eating piranha faeries comes out of the vending machine, dinnertime!
/inserts angry coin
/inserts angry coin
Topic Starter
Your coin became invalid and got refunded back to you.
* Inserts an arcade coin
* Inserts an arcade coin
Flings back to the minting factory
/me inserts ¥100
/me inserts ¥100
Got a sushi.
Inserts a IRC coin
Inserts a IRC coin
You got a futuristic cat plushie!
/me insert cool senpai coin
/me insert cool senpai coin
The vending machine starts making a weird sound before vomits on you.
/me insert chocolate coin.
/me insert chocolate coin.
Topic Starter
CTs-Th won a Garoto candy box imported from Brazil!
/me inserts a banana coin
/me inserts a banana coin
You got 4 minions singing this song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvxqnQmahTA (Geez. I don't know how to use youtube code. ._.)
Your task: listen to this song until the end.
/me insert flash coin.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvxqnQmahTA (Geez. I don't know how to use youtube code. ._.)
Your task: listen to this song until the end.
/me insert flash coin.
/ded ehhh i mean you got many flash application/you got many of flashes \:D/
/serts yuri coin
/serts yuri coin
Topic Starter
insert the last part of the code, select it, then click on youtube button, like thisCTs-Th wrote:
(Geez. I don't know how to use youtube code. ._.)
OT: The Flash just said hello to you a few miliseconds ago before leaving
/me inserts a NicoNico coin
You got A NicoNico token for *insert benefits here*
/inserts benefit coin
/inserts benefit coin
Topic Starter
satriobp won a friend with benefits
/inserts a nice coin
/inserts a nice coin
Objective complete.
- insert nice
[ ] Sugar
[ ] Spice
[x] everything nice
Insert the other requirements to receive Powerpuff girls.
inserts foot
- insert nice
[ ] Sugar
[ ] Spice
[x] everything nice
Insert the other requirements to receive Powerpuff girls.
inserts foot
Topic Starter
your foot get stuck on the vending machine, you decide to call for help. the firefighters come, and they decide that the only way is to cut your leg. the chainsaw approaches your leg slowly, and in a last attempt to survive, you pull your foot out successfully. the firefighters laugh at you and tell you that they used a fake chainsaw. you walk away embarassed, but you notice something in your shoe. its a gift. Ceph23 won a voucher with 50% off on the next purchase of a pair of shoes!
/inserts a beat coin
/inserts a beat coin
/you won a drum kit
/inserts knowledge coin
/inserts knowledge coin
Your brain gets flooded with some of the most useless facts about sea monkeys.
/inserts lockpick
/inserts lockpick
The vending machine blushes and moans softly as you turn the lockpick about. Suddenly, panties fall to the ground in front of you.
/me inserts pizza
/me inserts pizza
Topic Starter
Kitsunemimi won tickets to travel to Italy! that boot-shaped country which has some kind of inclined tower
/inserts a Big and Black coin
/inserts a Big and Black coin
/you get arrested!
/inserts 666 demon lord coins
/inserts 666 demon lord coins
/you won Diablo III, HoTD Overkill and some gore movies.
/me inserts piano coin
/me inserts piano coin
Topic Starter
OsuMe65 becomes the new Mozart!
/inserts a joker coin
/inserts a joker coin
You be a master joker at this world!
/me insert a revive coin
Sorry for bump~
/me insert a revive coin
Sorry for bump~
you got an IRL Monster Reborn~
/me inserts building coin
/me inserts building coin
You got a skyscraper model.
/me insert quote coin.
/me insert quote coin.
Thank you for bump!DenoisoGoiso wrote:
Sorry for bump~
you got a quote resembling a quote.... resembling a quote~
/me inserts cute coin
/me inserts cute coin
/you won a cute girl + a chance to be groomed for a date!
/mew inserts milk coin
/mew inserts milk coin
Topic Starter
OsuMe65 won a Milky Way bar!
/inserts an ancient coin
/inserts an ancient coin
An ancient relic drops out
Inserts a critical coin
Inserts a critical coin
Topic Starter
/You won a dictionary!
/Inserts Meruru coin!
/Inserts Meruru coin!
/the machine's clogging for a while and you get madoka instead!
/insert student council coin
/insert student council coin
Topic Starter
AnreFM become the president of the student council!
/inserts a Touhou coin
/inserts a Touhou coin
The entire Touhou cast pops out of the machine and you're suddenly overrun by raging lesbians and the stench of bitches.
/inserts lag coin
/inserts lag coin
Topic Starter
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the vending machine is resetting and no prize has been given. the next poster get a free prize by just kicking it. the quality of the prize depends of the strength of the kick
the vending machine is resetting and no prize has been given. the next poster get a free prize by just kicking it. the quality of the prize depends of the strength of the kick
Heheh.... this will be easy.
*kicks*
............
*cries in corner*
/inserts LoZ coin
*kicks*
............
*cries in corner*
/inserts LoZ coin
Topic Starter
kynolenkun won a Deku shield! and because of that kick, kynolenkun also won a candy baton!
/inserts a twitter coin
/inserts a twitter coin
Trash Boat won a 100.000 Followers ticket!
/me insert a Facebook coin
/me insert a Facebook coin
/you won credits
/me inserts FPS coin
/me inserts FPS coin
Lady Gaga ends up making a song about how you shoved her in a vending machine and named it "Fame, Love, Vending machine".
She goes to your house the following day to thank you and give you a little monster treat.
Inserts last week's expired food.
She goes to your house the following day to thank you and give you a little monster treat.
Inserts last week's expired food.
Topic Starter
a garbage truck dumped all trash on you! luckily, you survive, but with a horrible stench
/inserts a mug coin
/inserts a mug coin
The vending machine smacks you down and takes your money.
/inserts normal coin
/inserts normal coin
the machine refuses the coin and adds a note on the screen saying "add more thought into it"
/inserts yaoi coin
/inserts yaoi coin
The machine gives you piece of paper that's a link to a google search of yahoo
/insert magical boy coin
/insert magical boy coin
You get subjected to watching a magical boy transformation scene from head to toe in slow-mo, covering every inch, nook and cranny of his young slender body.
/insert weed
/insert weed
you begin to hallucinate and see swirls, rainbows, different colored trees, and wild trash boats.
/inserts tsundere coin
/inserts tsundere coin
A plushie comes out with a piece of paper taped on it's back saying "I-It's not like I wanted your coin in the first place...... Baka!"
Inserts cheese dog
Inserts cheese dog
Topic Starter
Ceph23 won a jar of mustard!
/inserts a Scarlet coin
/inserts a Scarlet coin
This coin is to difficult for the vending machine to handle.
You lose 1000$ to pay for a new machine.
/inserts tears of hundreds of life failures
You lose 1000$ to pay for a new machine.
/inserts tears of hundreds of life failures
Topic Starter
kynolenkun won 5 ppp(pippi performance points)!
/inserts a Totally Broken coin
/inserts a Totally Broken coin
The vending machine throws a quick punch at you, and now your face is Totally Broken.
/me inserts nostalgia coin did someone do this already? oh well
/me inserts nostalgia coin did someone do this already? oh well
You just flashed back to last year.
Inserts a letter coin
Inserts a letter coin
You got a dozen dozen of brown envelopes! (144 in total!)
/me insert portal coin.
/me insert portal coin.
A portal opens and out comes a sarcastic, slightly sadistic robot hell bent on making you test everything.
inserts string theory
inserts string theory
Im a vending machine not a scientist
/inserts fried chicken and banana peels
/inserts fried chicken and banana peels
A muscular semi-naked black man comes out the vending machine and chases you for littering, then slips on said banana peel.
/inserts a peanut
/inserts a peanut
Topic Starter
salted_nuts won a bag of salted_nuts! ironic, isnt it?
/inserts a salad coin
/inserts a salad coin
the vending machine plopped out a note saying : Do I look like a restaurant?
/inserts trash boat coin
/inserts trash boat coin
you get garbage~!
/inserts super sonico coins, again*
/inserts super sonico coins, again*
/wins a figurine
/me inserts Processor coin
/me inserts Processor coin
Topic Starter
OsuMe65 won an AMD A Series Dual Core Processor!
/inserts an Intel coin
/inserts an Intel coin
Trash Boat wins an Intel® Core™ i7-4701EQ Processor!
/inserts Fluttercoin
/inserts Fluttercoin
You get the best pony. (not fluttershy)
/inserts My Life in the form of a coin
/inserts My Life in the form of a coin
You got a disk contains all memento of Your life
/inserts coin with kill me now written on it ^^
/inserts coin with kill me now written on it ^^
/you won Yuno Gasai
/inserts Game Coin twice
/inserts Game Coin twice
This thread get duped.
Inserts a bloody note coin
Inserts a bloody note coin
Topic Starter
Ryu Sei won a Death Note! and a pen
/inserts 8 coins
/inserts 8 coins
You got a 16GB Memory stick.
/me inserts glass coin
/me inserts glass coin
A huge mirror drops out
Inserts an exhausting coin
Inserts an exhausting coin
Upon insertion of said coin, you lose all energy, knees jelly, arms heavy, copious sweating, heavy breathing.. dying.
/inserts eggplant
/inserts eggplant
/you got Tortang Talong (Eggplant Omelet)
/inserts Milk coin
/inserts Milk coin
you get a slightly melancholic cow.
inserts photo with a weird stain.
inserts photo with a weird stain.
An old photo drops out
Inserts a drop coin
Inserts a drop coin
And the bass shall be dropped
/inserts vending machine
/inserts vending machine
you're playing this game
/me inserts ghosty coin
/me inserts ghosty coin
You get the ghost busters busting the door of you house and asks "where the ghost" all day/
Inserts taco
Inserts taco
Topic Starter
Ceph23 won a Chimichanga!
/inserts a loli coin
/inserts a loli coin
You won a loli harem!
/me inserts soap coin
/me inserts soap coin
Vending machine spits it back out, forces you to bend over and pick it up, proceeds to insert coins in you in return.
/inserts a swordfish
/inserts a swordfish
Topic Starter
salted_nuts won a DVD of the movie Swordfish, with Hugh Jackman, John Travolta and Halle Berry!
/inserts a 64-bits coin
/inserts a 64-bits coin
But the machine was 32-bit and everything esplod!
/me inserts C (programming language) coin.
/me inserts C (programming language) coin.
You get a poorly made touhou fan game.
/inserts 3 alive lolis that will eventually die in the machine
/inserts 3 alive lolis that will eventually die in the machine
Topic Starter
the lolis manages to get out and beat you up!
/inserts a beeboy123 coin
/inserts a beeboy123 coin
You get your booty groped beeboy themself
Inserts myself
Inserts myself
You die because you got stuck in a vending machine.
Insert 3 dead lolis that cannot come back to life.
Insert 3 dead lolis that cannot come back to life.
STOP LICKING MY FEET YOU FREAK
/me inserts useless coin
/me inserts useless coin
Vending machine enters maintainence mode
You get to keep the now useless vending machine
*replaces vending machine*
Inserts quantum insertion coin
You get to keep the now useless vending machine
*replaces vending machine*
Inserts quantum insertion coin