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Trash Boat
Kitsunemimi won tickets to travel to Italy! that boot-shaped country which has some kind of inclined tower

/inserts a Big and Black coin
Ceph23
BBC

Inserts weed
YukinoDesuDesu
/you get arrested!

/inserts 666 demon lord coins
OsuMe65
/you won Diablo III, HoTD Overkill and some gore movies.

/me inserts piano coin
Topic Starter
Trash Boat
OsuMe65 becomes the new Mozart!

/inserts a joker coin
DenoisoGoiso
You be a master joker at this world!

/me insert a revive coin


Sorry for bump~
OsuMe65
you got an IRL Monster Reborn~

/me inserts building coin
Chamelo
You got a skyscraper model.

/me insert quote coin.

DenoisoGoiso wrote:

Sorry for bump~
Thank you for bump!
Rio-
you got a quote resembling a quote.... resembling a quote~

/me inserts cute coin
OsuMe65
/you won a cute girl + a chance to be groomed for a date!

/mew inserts milk coin
Topic Starter
Trash Boat
OsuMe65 won a Milky Way bar!

/inserts an ancient coin
Ryu Sei
An ancient relic drops out

Inserts a critical coin
Topic Starter
Trash Boat
a Critical Dude poped out!

/inserts a traingle coin
YukinoDesuDesu
/You won a dictionary!

/Inserts Meruru coin!
AnreFM
/the machine's clogging for a while and you get madoka instead!

/insert student council coin
Topic Starter
Trash Boat
AnreFM become the president of the student council!

/inserts a Touhou coin
Kitsunemimi
The entire Touhou cast pops out of the machine and you're suddenly overrun by raging lesbians and the stench of bitches.

/inserts lag coin
Topic Starter
Trash Boat
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the vending machine is resetting and no prize has been given. the next poster get a free prize by just kicking it. the quality of the prize depends of the strength of the kick
Kyno
Heheh.... this will be easy.
*kicks*
............
*cries in corner*


/inserts LoZ coin
Topic Starter
Trash Boat
kynolenkun won a Deku shield! and because of that kick, kynolenkun also won a candy baton!

/inserts a twitter coin
theleoleole
Trash Boat won a 100.000 Followers ticket!

/me insert a Facebook coin
OsuMe65
/you won credits

/me inserts FPS coin
AmberLynx
You get fried potato sticks.

/inserts Lady Gaga
Ceph23
Lady Gaga ends up making a song about how you shoved her in a vending machine and named it "Fame, Love, Vending machine".
She goes to your house the following day to thank you and give you a little monster treat.

Inserts last week's expired food.
Topic Starter
Trash Boat
a garbage truck dumped all trash on you! luckily, you survive, but with a horrible stench

/inserts a mug coin
FrzR
The vending machine smacks you down and takes your money.

/inserts normal coin
Kyno
the machine refuses the coin and adds a note on the screen saying "add more thought into it"

/inserts yaoi coin
beeboy123
The machine gives you piece of paper that's a link to a google search of yahoo

/insert magical boy coin
AmberLynx
You get subjected to watching a magical boy transformation scene from head to toe in slow-mo, covering every inch, nook and cranny of his young slender body.

/insert weed
Kyno
you begin to hallucinate and see swirls, rainbows, different colored trees, and wild trash boats.

/inserts tsundere coin
Ceph23
A plushie comes out with a piece of paper taped on it's back saying "I-It's not like I wanted your coin in the first place...... Baka!"

Inserts cheese dog
Topic Starter
Trash Boat
Ceph23 won a jar of mustard!

/inserts a Scarlet coin
beeboy123
This coin is to difficult for the vending machine to handle.
You lose 1000$ to pay for a new machine.

/inserts tears of hundreds of life failures
Kyno
you won a picture saying "hang in there"

/inserts pippi coin
Topic Starter
Trash Boat
kynolenkun won 5 ppp(pippi performance points)!

/inserts a Totally Broken coin
Kitsunemimi
The vending machine throws a quick punch at you, and now your face is Totally Broken.

/me inserts nostalgia coin did someone do this already? oh well
Ryu Sei
You just flashed back to last year.

Inserts a letter coin
Chamelo
You got a dozen dozen of brown envelopes! (144 in total!)

/me insert portal coin.
Ceph23
A portal opens and out comes a sarcastic, slightly sadistic robot hell bent on making you test everything.

inserts string theory
beeboy123
Im a vending machine not a scientist

/inserts fried chicken and banana peels
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