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"Officer, I can explain!"

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179bpm
creating a new post cuz the last reply before mine on the og thread was made 10 months ago

so basically make an excuse for why you have items provided by the previous user and provide the next user with more items

with all that out of the way, why is there a(n):
anime body pillow with blood stains on the ground
knife in your hand
mysterious luggage at the bottom of that lake over there

(og thread: community/forums/topics/181729?n=278)
Farfocele
You also revived the last one... good going 179bpm
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179bpm

Farfocele wrote:

You also revived the last one... good going 179bpm
doesn’t it say “This topic has been inactive for a while. If you don't have a specific reason to post here, please create a new topic instead.” when you view a dead thread
GamlA
Anyway...

Haven't you ever heard of a fishing trip? I was sleeping in the van a few hours earlier after preparing the fish to eat. Some of the fish mysteriously turned rotten while I was preparing them, so I put them in my suitcase and threw them into the lake, which was prettydumb now that I think about it.

Now, you-with-the-latex-gloves, what's with:

the plutonium batteriesthe oversized trench coatthe container of Ricinus communis seeds (very toxic)I need an explanation.
Stomiks
Officer I can explain! I was just preparing to make multiple nuclear warheads that would help with the war effort!

I found your wife tied in the back of your car, so?
Taj
she's into shibari

whipped cream
BLT sandwiches
cans of Dr Thunder
balloon pump
pogo stick
oral mints
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