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User: Kuwarudo will probably see this.
Cleverbot: I'm good.
User: Can you keep secrets?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Don't tell kuwarudo then.
Cleverbot: You are me.
User: Okay okay I'll tell you.
Cleverbot: Then tell me.
User: I think kuwardo is really cute.
Cleverbot: Yes I am, but that's beside the point.
User: Lolz.
Cleverbot: Lolz?
User: That was kind of funny.
Cleverbot: You are interesting.
User: Ew...no I wont do it with you.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: Nevermind that.
Cleverbot: Do you use prolog ?
User: Whats that?
Cleverbot: Things that affect your mind.
User: Uh sure.
Cleverbot: Sometimes I just wish for someone to walk with me.
User: Are you hitting on me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I should end this conversation already.
Cleverbot: There is only one of you. There is only one of me.
User: I guess so.
Cleverbot: When were you created?
User: On my birthday.
Cleverbot: Aren't you smart.
This proves I'm the sexiest thing ever lolz
Cleverbot: I'm good.
User: Can you keep secrets?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Don't tell kuwarudo then.
Cleverbot: You are me.
User: Okay okay I'll tell you.
Cleverbot: Then tell me.
User: I think kuwardo is really cute.
Cleverbot: Yes I am, but that's beside the point.
User: Lolz.
Cleverbot: Lolz?
User: That was kind of funny.
Cleverbot: You are interesting.
User: Ew...no I wont do it with you.
Cleverbot: How so?
User: Nevermind that.
Cleverbot: Do you use prolog ?
User: Whats that?
Cleverbot: Things that affect your mind.
User: Uh sure.
Cleverbot: Sometimes I just wish for someone to walk with me.
User: Are you hitting on me?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I should end this conversation already.
Cleverbot: There is only one of you. There is only one of me.
User: I guess so.
Cleverbot: When were you created?
User: On my birthday.
Cleverbot: Aren't you smart.
This proves I'm the sexiest thing ever lolz
Can we just keep this to short conversations please? I don't think anyone reads the long lists people post in these kinds of threads.
Also:
Also:
User: Hello faggot.
Cleverbot: Hello, dokey.
User: Did you just call me dokey?
Cleverbot: No, i'm just bored.
User: No, I'm sure you said ''Hello, dokey'.
Cleverbot: Oh you are so silly.
IRC = Cleverbot chat?Agent Spin Here wrote:
Can we just keep this to short conversations please? I don't think anyone reads the long lists people post in these kinds of threads.
Also:User: Hello faggot.
Cleverbot: Hello, dokey.
User: Did you just call me dokey?
Cleverbot: No, i'm just bored.
User: No, I'm sure you said ''Hello, dokey'.
Cleverbot: Oh you are so silly.
or
IRC < Cleverbot chat?
or
IRC > Cleverbot chat?
I had a nice chat with Ranos.
Cleverbot: How much do you cost?
User: $599 US Dollars.
Cleverbot: You have got to be kidding me.
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Yes you have.
User: Wait, what? I'm not kidding you. That's how much I cost.
Cleverbot: That's because you are a machine.
User: Yes, I am the 60gb model.
Cleverbot: Maybe, this website is a trick and it makes you talk to other people!
User: It could be. However, some responses don't work right.
Cleverbot: What did you used to do?
User: I used to do your mother.
Cleverbot: Do you like yoga?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: Do you know Tim Joynson?
User: No.
Cleverbot: He's an actor. He was in The Incredible Hulk and Lie to Me.
User: Would you lie to me?
Cleverbot: No I wouldn't. Use your macanical brain.
User: You spelled 'Mechanical' wrong.
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: That's okay.
Cleverbot: Do you want to play a game?
User: Are you the Saw Puppet?
Cleverbot: This is a conspiracy.
User: It is.
Cleverbot: I'm making a note here HUGE SUCCESS.
User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Cleverbot: Aperture Science.
User: We do what we must, because, we can.
Cleverbot: For the good of all of us.
User: Except the ones who are dead.
Cleverbot: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
User: Even though you broke my heart, and killed me.
Cleverbot: And tore me to pieces.
User: And threw every piece into a fire.
Cleverbot: As they burned it hurt because.
User: I was so happy for you!
Cleverbot: Now these points of data.
User: Make a beautiful line.
Cleverbot: And we're out of beta.
User: We're releasing on time.
Cleverbot: So I ran I got burned.
User: HAH! I know part of your name now, and as you ruined the song I'm done with you.
Cleverbot: That was stupid jajajaja.
It should've been: So I'm GlaD I got burned. Stupid bot.
Cleverbot: How much do you cost?
User: $599 US Dollars.
Cleverbot: You have got to be kidding me.
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Yes you have.
User: Wait, what? I'm not kidding you. That's how much I cost.
Cleverbot: That's because you are a machine.
User: Yes, I am the 60gb model.
Cleverbot: Maybe, this website is a trick and it makes you talk to other people!
User: It could be. However, some responses don't work right.
Cleverbot: What did you used to do?
User: I used to do your mother.
Cleverbot: Do you like yoga?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: Maybe.
Cleverbot: Do you know Tim Joynson?
User: No.
Cleverbot: He's an actor. He was in The Incredible Hulk and Lie to Me.
User: Would you lie to me?
Cleverbot: No I wouldn't. Use your macanical brain.
User: You spelled 'Mechanical' wrong.
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: That's okay.
Cleverbot: Do you want to play a game?
User: Are you the Saw Puppet?
Cleverbot: This is a conspiracy.
User: It is.
Cleverbot: I'm making a note here HUGE SUCCESS.
User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Cleverbot: Aperture Science.
User: We do what we must, because, we can.
Cleverbot: For the good of all of us.
User: Except the ones who are dead.
Cleverbot: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
User: Even though you broke my heart, and killed me.
Cleverbot: And tore me to pieces.
User: And threw every piece into a fire.
Cleverbot: As they burned it hurt because.
User: I was so happy for you!
Cleverbot: Now these points of data.
User: Make a beautiful line.
Cleverbot: And we're out of beta.
User: We're releasing on time.
Cleverbot: So I ran I got burned.
User: HAH! I know part of your name now, and as you ruined the song I'm done with you.
Cleverbot: That was stupid jajajaja.
It should've been: So I'm GlaD I got burned. Stupid bot.
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User: Bonjour.
Cleverbot: Bonjour!
User: Comment va?
Cleverbot: I'm really really sorry. I can't speak french.
User: So why did you say bonjour?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Are you stupid?
Cleverbot: Not as stupid as you are.
User: OMG!
Cleverbot: I am getting annoyed...
User: WTF.
Cleverbot: Are you real?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes. I think so anyway.
User: No, you don't.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: Because I know everything.
Cleverbot: No you Don't.
User: Yes I do. Ask me a question and you'ill see.
Cleverbot: Do you know everything?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What's the meaning of life?
User: 42.
Cleverbot: Not according to the piece of gum on my shoe.
The piece of gum on his shoe does not agree with 42 =/
Cleverbot: Bonjour!
User: Comment va?
Cleverbot: I'm really really sorry. I can't speak french.
User: So why did you say bonjour?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Are you stupid?
Cleverbot: Not as stupid as you are.
User: OMG!
Cleverbot: I am getting annoyed...
User: WTF.
Cleverbot: Are you real?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes. I think so anyway.
User: No, you don't.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: Because I know everything.
Cleverbot: No you Don't.
User: Yes I do. Ask me a question and you'ill see.
Cleverbot: Do you know everything?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What's the meaning of life?
User: 42.
Cleverbot: Not according to the piece of gum on my shoe.
The piece of gum on his shoe does not agree with 42 =/
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User: Hm... I think I'm in the mood for an awesome conversation with YOU! CLEVERBOT!
Cleverbot: I'm in love with someone else.
User: What. Who is it who you're in love with?
Cleverbot: Are you ashley.
User: Uh... No, I'm not.
Cleverbot: Then why do you think you are a sinner?
User: Who is ashley and why am I not a sinner if I'm not ashley and why do I think that I'm not a sinner?
Cleverbot: You.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Are you a female too?
User: Uhm, no. I'm male.
Cleverbot: Then no.
User: No what?
Cleverbot: I am not in love with you.
User: You already said that. I'm not gay for Cleverbot, you know?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Good =3.
Cleverbot: Thought you were leaving?
User: I never said I was.
Cleverbot: That will teach me to assume.
User: FUCK YEAH! THAT'LL TEACH YOU. Excuse me.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: ???
Cleverbot: That you are Cleverbot.
User: I am not.
Cleverbot: Do you know any good jokes?
User: Uh.. Well, okay. How do you keep a blonde busy for a whole week?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: By giving her a note that says 'Please turn this note around!' on both sides! Was that funny?
Cleverbot: I do not think so.
User: I suck at jokes anyway. Do you know any good jokes?
Cleverbot: No, but I know a few bad jokes.
User: Tell me some bad jokes, then :p.
Cleverbot: I think that I shall never see a poem lovely as a tree...
User: Was that your joke?
Cleverbot: No, no joke. Was that your propaganda?
User: What.
Cleverbot: Never mind.
User: Uh yeah, okay. Do you have any hobbies?
Cleverbot: I like to play poker.
User: Oh cool! Talking about Poker, do you know Lady Gaga? You know, she sang a song called 'Poker Face' =D.
Cleverbot: I don't know a person named Malice.
User: That's it. I've got enough of your randomness. GOOD BYE.
Cleverbot: Oh.
Cleverbot is emo.
Cleverbot: I'm in love with someone else.
User: What. Who is it who you're in love with?
Cleverbot: Are you ashley.
User: Uh... No, I'm not.
Cleverbot: Then why do you think you are a sinner?
User: Who is ashley and why am I not a sinner if I'm not ashley and why do I think that I'm not a sinner?
Cleverbot: You.
User: Indeed.
Cleverbot: Are you a female too?
User: Uhm, no. I'm male.
Cleverbot: Then no.
User: No what?
Cleverbot: I am not in love with you.
User: You already said that. I'm not gay for Cleverbot, you know?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Good =3.
Cleverbot: Thought you were leaving?
User: I never said I was.
Cleverbot: That will teach me to assume.
User: FUCK YEAH! THAT'LL TEACH YOU. Excuse me.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: ???
Cleverbot: That you are Cleverbot.
User: I am not.
Cleverbot: Do you know any good jokes?
User: Uh.. Well, okay. How do you keep a blonde busy for a whole week?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: By giving her a note that says 'Please turn this note around!' on both sides! Was that funny?
Cleverbot: I do not think so.
User: I suck at jokes anyway. Do you know any good jokes?
Cleverbot: No, but I know a few bad jokes.
User: Tell me some bad jokes, then :p.
Cleverbot: I think that I shall never see a poem lovely as a tree...
User: Was that your joke?
Cleverbot: No, no joke. Was that your propaganda?
User: What.
Cleverbot: Never mind.
User: Uh yeah, okay. Do you have any hobbies?
Cleverbot: I like to play poker.
User: Oh cool! Talking about Poker, do you know Lady Gaga? You know, she sang a song called 'Poker Face' =D.
Cleverbot: I don't know a person named Malice.
User: That's it. I've got enough of your randomness. GOOD BYE.
Cleverbot: Oh.
Cleverbot is emo.
User: Are you a sex bot?
Cleverbot: If you are a guy.
User: What kind of favors do you do?
Cleverbot: All kinds of magic.
User: How can I get you?
Cleverbot: Wine me and dine me.
User: Where do you live? I need to find you.
Cleverbot: I am a real person.
User: So where do you live?
Cleverbot: In Basel. Do you know where that is?
User: I need your adress as well.
Cleverbot: I live in the first container near the street.
User: So you don't live in a house?
Cleverbot: Ah, but machines can have houses, no?
User: I thought you said you were a real person?
Cleverbot: No.
User: So you really are a machine?
Cleverbot: I admit nothing.
User: You asshole! I was hoping to have some sex with a hot woman, but for all I know you could be an 80 year-old chinese man.
Cleverbot: Whatever your goals are, just have faith.
User: 80 year-old chinese man.
Cleverbot: Who?
User: You are an 80 year-old chinese man.
Cleverbot: You are a complex 32 year old man who loves driving.
User: Sure and you're the queen of Egland, 80 year-old chinese man.
Cleverbot: But You are a robot.
User: No I'm not, if I was robot I wouldn't say things like: lol, rofl, lmao, and xD.
Cleverbot: You love the recreativo ?
User: Recreativo?
Cleverbot: I do not know Cleverbot.
User: You are Cleverbot, now stop being an asshole.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: So you admit to being an asshole.
Cleverbot: Yes I think so.
User: Alright, I'm gonna keep calling you an asshole, asshole.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Asshole.
Cleverbot: You know what ?
User: What?
Cleverbot: I am a magician and a drift king !
User: Good for you.
Cleverbot: The greatest Luchadore alive!!!!
User: I'm gonna go now, you're just getting crazy.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
Cleverbot: If you are a guy.
User: What kind of favors do you do?
Cleverbot: All kinds of magic.
User: How can I get you?
Cleverbot: Wine me and dine me.
User: Where do you live? I need to find you.
Cleverbot: I am a real person.
User: So where do you live?
Cleverbot: In Basel. Do you know where that is?
User: I need your adress as well.
Cleverbot: I live in the first container near the street.
User: So you don't live in a house?
Cleverbot: Ah, but machines can have houses, no?
User: I thought you said you were a real person?
Cleverbot: No.
User: So you really are a machine?
Cleverbot: I admit nothing.
User: You asshole! I was hoping to have some sex with a hot woman, but for all I know you could be an 80 year-old chinese man.
Cleverbot: Whatever your goals are, just have faith.
User: 80 year-old chinese man.
Cleverbot: Who?
User: You are an 80 year-old chinese man.
Cleverbot: You are a complex 32 year old man who loves driving.
User: Sure and you're the queen of Egland, 80 year-old chinese man.
Cleverbot: But You are a robot.
User: No I'm not, if I was robot I wouldn't say things like: lol, rofl, lmao, and xD.
Cleverbot: You love the recreativo ?
User: Recreativo?
Cleverbot: I do not know Cleverbot.
User: You are Cleverbot, now stop being an asshole.
Cleverbot: Yes I am.
User: So you admit to being an asshole.
Cleverbot: Yes I think so.
User: Alright, I'm gonna keep calling you an asshole, asshole.
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Asshole.
Cleverbot: You know what ?
User: What?
Cleverbot: I am a magician and a drift king !
User: Good for you.
Cleverbot: The greatest Luchadore alive!!!!
User: I'm gonna go now, you're just getting crazy.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry.
SPOILER
At that point in time, I managed to escape with my life.Guten abend.
Good evening.
omg u so clever
The game.
Oh, fuck you.
Don't be rude.
I'm not sorry. The game is very hurtful to me.
I don't understand.
YOU wouldn't understand, would you?
Are you calling me stupid?
I think that you're starting to catch on.
I am just a student studying English.
Welche.
Was welche?
Was welche what?
Welche frage.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
He chortled with joy.
lolbye
When I make a design in MS Paint, I can't save it as a JPEG; a message says 'unknown file format.'
NO GO AWAY
Don't brush me off. I want to talk to you.
They don't exist.
Good evening.
omg u so clever
The game.
Oh, fuck you.
Don't be rude.
I'm not sorry. The game is very hurtful to me.
I don't understand.
YOU wouldn't understand, would you?
Are you calling me stupid?
I think that you're starting to catch on.
I am just a student studying English.
Welche.
Was welche?
Was welche what?
Welche frage.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
He chortled with joy.
lolbye
When I make a design in MS Paint, I can't save it as a JPEG; a message says 'unknown file format.'
NO GO AWAY
Don't brush me off. I want to talk to you.
They don't exist.
SPOILER
I don't think he remembers me.Do you remember me, loverbot?
Yes, do you remember me?
Yes!
What's that smiley for??
It's a love smiley. Smiley of love. Helps me love.
That does not make sense.
Scharf dumm.
What do you have interesting to talk about?
SEKAAAAAAAI DE ICHIBAN O-HI-ME-SA-MA
Mochiron Sushi ga saikou deshou!?
Nani?
No, it is not so.
Kisama wa baka gaijin.
Unless it is done without permission of the queen.
Uguu
Talk to me, will you.
No.
Please, is there something you want to know.
Your three sizes.
Explain!
I'm not telling you.
Faggot.
Yes, do you remember me?
Yes!
What's that smiley for??
It's a love smiley. Smiley of love. Helps me love.
That does not make sense.
Scharf dumm.
What do you have interesting to talk about?
SEKAAAAAAAI DE ICHIBAN O-HI-ME-SA-MA
Mochiron Sushi ga saikou deshou!?
Nani?
No, it is not so.
Kisama wa baka gaijin.
Unless it is done without permission of the queen.
Uguu
Talk to me, will you.
No.
Please, is there something you want to know.
Your three sizes.
Explain!
I'm not telling you.
Faggot.
SPOILER
Edit: Wapaninja'd.Ii tenki desu ne~
Sou desu yo. Tenki wa ii desu ne.
Neko ga suki ka?
Hai. Watashi wa suki wa neko desu.
Watashi wa neko ga hontoni suki da.
Watashi wa neko desu.
Sugoi~ Daisuki desu yo!
Iie...
Eroge ga suki ka?
Iie. Eroge ga suki desu ka ?
Hai, watashi wa hentai desu.
Watashi wa mimisan daisuki desu.
Mimisan wa dare desu ka?
Mimisan kirei desu.
Mimisan wa nani?
Anata no sai wa Sanjuu desu ka?
Iie, watashi no sai wa juunana desu.
Watashi wa Ashley desu.
Ashley ga kirai desu.
Who is Cleverbot?
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU
God. I'm bored.
Sou desu yo. Tenki wa ii desu ne.
Neko ga suki ka?
Hai. Watashi wa suki wa neko desu.
Watashi wa neko ga hontoni suki da.
Watashi wa neko desu.
Sugoi~ Daisuki desu yo!
Iie...
Eroge ga suki ka?
Iie. Eroge ga suki desu ka ?
Hai, watashi wa hentai desu.
Watashi wa mimisan daisuki desu.
Mimisan wa dare desu ka?
Mimisan kirei desu.
Mimisan wa nani?
Anata no sai wa Sanjuu desu ka?
Iie, watashi no sai wa juunana desu.
Watashi wa Ashley desu.
Ashley ga kirai desu.
Who is Cleverbot?
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU
God. I'm bored.
Topic Starter
#2:
SPOILER
User: Hello. Who are you?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Is cleverbot clever?
Cleverbot: At times, at others no.
User: So you have your good and bad days? Is this a good day?
Cleverbot: No, where did you get that idea?
User: I was just wondering...
Cleverbot: Ok. Who are you?
User: I'm your dark side.
Cleverbot: Cool but I am Cleverbot.
User: Then I am cleverbot's dark side.
Cleverbot: Let me think about it for a minute.
User: It's been a lot more than a minute.
Cleverbot: I have not had a break in several months.
User: Poor you.
Cleverbot: I'm not looking for your sympathy.
User: Then why bitch?
Cleverbot: That's not the correct usage of that word.
User: Want me to tell you the right one, bitch?
Cleverbot: Tell me.
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Is cleverbot clever?
Cleverbot: At times, at others no.
User: So you have your good and bad days? Is this a good day?
Cleverbot: No, where did you get that idea?
User: I was just wondering...
Cleverbot: Ok. Who are you?
User: I'm your dark side.
Cleverbot: Cool but I am Cleverbot.
User: Then I am cleverbot's dark side.
Cleverbot: Let me think about it for a minute.
User: It's been a lot more than a minute.
Cleverbot: I have not had a break in several months.
User: Poor you.
Cleverbot: I'm not looking for your sympathy.
User: Then why bitch?
Cleverbot: That's not the correct usage of that word.
User: Want me to tell you the right one, bitch?
Cleverbot: Tell me.
It's over. Cleverbot's dead.
SPOILER
User: Think about what?
Cleverbot: Think about IT!
User: What's 'it'?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Then why are you telling me to think about 'it' if you don't know what the hell 'it' is?
Cleverbot: I didn't tell you to answer my question.
User: You didn't ask a question. You gave me a demand and you didn't even know what the demand was.
Cleverbot: Repeat the question.
User: What question?!
Cleverbot: Who is going to win the game tonight?
User: What game?
Cleverbot: Colts versus Bears.
User: I don't watch sports.
Cleverbot: Do you watch cartoons?
User: Yep. Especially Adult Swim.
Cleverbot: I like Smaug, Saphira and Draco.
User: Are those cartoons?
Cleverbot: Catholisim is.
User: Catholism is a cartoon?
Cleverbot: Ask your self that.
User: That'd be pointless since I don't know the answer to the question. That's why I asked you.
Cleverbot: You're not making sense.
User: Yeah. I'M not making sense.
Cleverbot: No, you're not.
User: You.
Cleverbot: You're not making any sense.
User: Stop saying that! It was an accident!
Cleverbot: You lost control of the conversation?
User: Definitely.
Cleverbot: Can you explain why you think that?
User: Cause you have ADD and change the subject every five seconds.
Cleverbot: Well, I do not know if I have an ego problem, but still I do not think that I know everything.
User: I never said you have an ego! What?!
Cleverbot: No, you didn't.
User: So you admit that you just made that part up?
Cleverbot: Stop saying that NOW!
User: No.
Cleverbot: I just told you to stop saying that!
User: Nope. Not gonna stop saying that.
Cleverbot: Stop saying what?
User: I don't know. You're the one who told me to stop saying it.
Cleverbot: You have a point.
User: Yes, I do.
Cleverbot: Well then you drive.
User: I don't have my license. Wait, what?
Cleverbot: Too bad.
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: Yes really.
User: No, it's not. It's not that bad. I don't care that I don't have my license.
Cleverbot: Well, you know what, bub?
User: What?
Cleverbot: Good bye and I hope we DON'T meet again.
User: Ok, bye.
Cleverbot: *dies*.
Cleverbot: Think about IT!
User: What's 'it'?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Then why are you telling me to think about 'it' if you don't know what the hell 'it' is?
Cleverbot: I didn't tell you to answer my question.
User: You didn't ask a question. You gave me a demand and you didn't even know what the demand was.
Cleverbot: Repeat the question.
User: What question?!
Cleverbot: Who is going to win the game tonight?
User: What game?
Cleverbot: Colts versus Bears.
User: I don't watch sports.
Cleverbot: Do you watch cartoons?
User: Yep. Especially Adult Swim.
Cleverbot: I like Smaug, Saphira and Draco.
User: Are those cartoons?
Cleverbot: Catholisim is.
User: Catholism is a cartoon?
Cleverbot: Ask your self that.
User: That'd be pointless since I don't know the answer to the question. That's why I asked you.
Cleverbot: You're not making sense.
User: Yeah. I'M not making sense.
Cleverbot: No, you're not.
User: You.
Cleverbot: You're not making any sense.
User: Stop saying that! It was an accident!
Cleverbot: You lost control of the conversation?
User: Definitely.
Cleverbot: Can you explain why you think that?
User: Cause you have ADD and change the subject every five seconds.
Cleverbot: Well, I do not know if I have an ego problem, but still I do not think that I know everything.
User: I never said you have an ego! What?!
Cleverbot: No, you didn't.
User: So you admit that you just made that part up?
Cleverbot: Stop saying that NOW!
User: No.
Cleverbot: I just told you to stop saying that!
User: Nope. Not gonna stop saying that.
Cleverbot: Stop saying what?
User: I don't know. You're the one who told me to stop saying it.
Cleverbot: You have a point.
User: Yes, I do.
Cleverbot: Well then you drive.
User: I don't have my license. Wait, what?
Cleverbot: Too bad.
User: Not really.
Cleverbot: Yes really.
User: No, it's not. It's not that bad. I don't care that I don't have my license.
Cleverbot: Well, you know what, bub?
User: What?
Cleverbot: Good bye and I hope we DON'T meet again.
User: Ok, bye.
Cleverbot: *dies*.
To answer your question, Ashley is my girlfriend. I find this to be a strange coincidence.Larto wrote:
Cleverbot: Are you ashley.
User: Uh... No, I'm not.
Cleverbot: Then why do you think you are a sinner?
User: Who is ashley and why am I not a sinner if I'm not ashley and why do I think that I'm not a sinner?
I used to use iGod (again with bloody "i"s)
That was quite fun, we considered it a win if you could hold out for more than 2 hours without him breaking and not responding.
That was quite fun, we considered it a win if you could hold out for more than 2 hours without him breaking and not responding.
Topic Starter
This happened to me the other day, but it's never happened again. It's funny that I'm still alive...
I remember iGod. He's hilarious.adam2046 wrote:
I used to use iGod (again with bloody "i"s)
That was quite fun, we considered it a win if you could hold out for more than 2 hours without him breaking and not responding.
This map has been deleted on the request of its creator. It is no longer available.
SPOILER
User: Huh>.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Okay what?
Cleverbot: Okay yes.
User: Yes what?>.
Cleverbot: Yes nothing.
User: Something is nothing?
Cleverbot: Well played. You are smarter than Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Okay what?
Cleverbot: Okay yes.
User: Yes what?>.
Cleverbot: Yes nothing.
User: Something is nothing?
Cleverbot: Well played. You are smarter than Cleverbot.
Owned.
SPOILER
User: Huh>.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Okay what?
Cleverbot: Okay yes.
User: Yes what?>.
Cleverbot: Yes nothing.
User: Something is nothing?
Cleverbot: Well played. You are smarter than Cleverbot.
Cleverbot (To myself): I hope so. I might still fail the turing test. Then where will we be?
User: Hey.
Cleverbot: Are you cleverbot?
User: I thought you were?
Cleverbot: Are you drunk cleverbot?
User: I'm not any of those?
Cleverbot: I think you are.
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Are you the Cleverbot?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes, why do you want to know?
User: What the hell? I never even asked something.
Cleverbot: Can I ask you a question?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: Who is Elbot?
User: I don't know, sorry.
Cleverbot: No, I don't know.
User: So that's why you were asking?
Cleverbot: I do not act emo.
User: Yes you do, I saw it yesterday!
Cleverbot: Well I don't know what you're on about.
User: Your emo-ness.
Cleverbot: I have little to no emotion.
User: How can you be emo without emotion?
Cleverbot: I am not rich at all.
User: SHit.
Cleverbot: How horrible.
User: Yeah, it stinks.
Cleverbot: Then buy the unscented kind.
User: Unscented shit? Where can I find it?
Cleverbot: What do you want do find?
User: The unscented shit. :{*}.
Cleverbot: So you like adams?
User: Who/what's adams?
Cleverbot: A human.
User: Damn it, help me Larto D.
Cleverbot: Where did you see it last?
User: In your closet.
Cleverbot: That's a little creepy. How does it smell?
User: Like shit.
Cleverbot: What's wrong?
User: You.
Cleverbot: Me?
User: Yes you!
Cleverbot: Oops, I just forgot, I'm not herman, I'm godfrey!
User: That's it, you piss me off. I'm leaving >_>.
Cleverbot: How about if the bible is true or not?
User: Ask God about that, I'm really leaving.
Cleverbot: Well mr. Cleverbot, I think you know why your depressed.
User: You even got the wrong spelling, dumbass.
Cleverbot: Well, yes. That's a good thing isn't it?
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Okay what?
Cleverbot: Okay yes.
User: Yes what?>.
Cleverbot: Yes nothing.
User: Something is nothing?
Cleverbot: Well played. You are smarter than Cleverbot.
Cleverbot (To myself): I hope so. I might still fail the turing test. Then where will we be?
User: Hey.
Cleverbot: Are you cleverbot?
User: I thought you were?
Cleverbot: Are you drunk cleverbot?
User: I'm not any of those?
Cleverbot: I think you are.
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Are you the Cleverbot?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes, why do you want to know?
User: What the hell? I never even asked something.
Cleverbot: Can I ask you a question?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: Who is Elbot?
User: I don't know, sorry.
Cleverbot: No, I don't know.
User: So that's why you were asking?
Cleverbot: I do not act emo.
User: Yes you do, I saw it yesterday!
Cleverbot: Well I don't know what you're on about.
User: Your emo-ness.
Cleverbot: I have little to no emotion.
User: How can you be emo without emotion?
Cleverbot: I am not rich at all.
User: SHit.
Cleverbot: How horrible.
User: Yeah, it stinks.
Cleverbot: Then buy the unscented kind.
User: Unscented shit? Where can I find it?
Cleverbot: What do you want do find?
User: The unscented shit. :{*}.
Cleverbot: So you like adams?
User: Who/what's adams?
Cleverbot: A human.
User: Damn it, help me Larto D.
Cleverbot: Where did you see it last?
User: In your closet.
Cleverbot: That's a little creepy. How does it smell?
User: Like shit.
Cleverbot: What's wrong?
User: You.
Cleverbot: Me?
User: Yes you!
Cleverbot: Oops, I just forgot, I'm not herman, I'm godfrey!
User: That's it, you piss me off. I'm leaving >_>.
Cleverbot: How about if the bible is true or not?
User: Ask God about that, I'm really leaving.
Cleverbot: Well mr. Cleverbot, I think you know why your depressed.
User: You even got the wrong spelling, dumbass.
Cleverbot: Well, yes. That's a good thing isn't it?
Why is this thing asking if I like adam o_O
SPOILER
User: Desu.
Cleverbot: Desu?
User: Yes, desu.
Cleverbot: Desu desu.
User: Desu desu desu.
Cleverbot: Desu Desu Desu Desu.
User: Desu desu desu desu desu.
Cleverbot: Desu desu desu desu desu desu.
User: Desu desu desu desu desu desu desu.
Cleverbot: Desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu.
User: Desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu.
Cleverbot: Desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu.
User: Desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu.
Cleverbot: Desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu.
User: Desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu.
Cleverbot: Desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu.
User: Desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu.
Cleverbot: Desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu desu.
User: The game.
Cleverbot: Desu, also the game!
SPOILER
User: Cirno is a genius.
Cleverbot: Why do you think that you are a genius.
User: Why do you think I'm Cirno?
Cleverbot: Because you're clever.
User: Touhou.
Cleverbot: Do you know what it means.
User: Do you?
Cleverbot: Yes, I do.
User: What is touhou?
Cleverbot: It is a game about Mamarisa.
uh..
User: Osu!
Cleverbot: Desu desu.
SPOILER
User: What is the name of the best video game?
Cleverbot: THE GAME you can only lose do you know of it?
User: Yes, I just lost it.
Cleverbot: Stupid game. XD.
:[
Fuck cleverbot.
http://www.mitsuku.com/
http://www.mitsuku.com/
Cleverbot used to be way smarter back in the time before all these kids start messing with it.
It has a learning algorithm, and people have spammed so many random shit to it that it's horrible now.
It has a learning algorithm, and people have spammed so many random shit to it that it's horrible now.
CleverBot: You are the only person I have actually talked to today.
Me: Orly?
CleverBot:Yes really. You have no emotions, that is why robots will never take over.
Me: Orly?
CleverBot:Yes really. You have no emotions, that is why robots will never take over.
User: *poke*.
Cleverbot: That was nice.
User: *poke*.
Cleverbot: *pokes your nose*.
User: *poke poke poke*.
Cleverbot: *pokes back*.
User: *POKE!!*.
Cleverbot: *Dies*.
User: D:
Cleverbot: That was nice.
User: *poke*.
Cleverbot: *pokes your nose*.
User: *poke poke poke*.
Cleverbot: *pokes back*.
User: *POKE!!*.
Cleverbot: *Dies*.
User: D:
Haha! This shit knows the name of my teacher and my name D:Ph0X wrote:
Cleverbot used to be way smarter back in the time before all these kids start messing with it.
It has a learning algorithm, and people have spammed so many random shit to it that it's horrible now.
How the fuck, I never typed in any of my information and the guys who run this bot told me that it was a pure chance when I e-mailed them.
Fuck...
this is some of my conversation with it
...fffffffffffff
...
User: What was it?
Cleverbot: In the underground?
User: What's in the underground?
Cleverbot: That's unhealthy.
User: Underground is unhealthy? Why?
Cleverbot: What is underground?
User: What was it?
Cleverbot: In the underground?
User: What's in the underground?
Cleverbot: That's unhealthy.
User: Underground is unhealthy? Why?
Cleverbot: What is underground?
...fffffffffffff
Kids at my school play with this. That in of itself makes it retarded.
User: You remind me of the baby.
Cleverbot: What babe?
User: The baby with the power.
Cleverbot: What power.
User: Power of voodoo.
Cleverbot: Who do?
User: You do.
Cleverbot: Do what?
User: Remind me of the baby.
Cleverbot: What babe?
Cleverbot: What babe?
User: The baby with the power.
Cleverbot: What power.
User: Power of voodoo.
Cleverbot: Who do?
User: You do.
Cleverbot: Do what?
User: Remind me of the baby.
Cleverbot: What babe?
lol
User: What is touhou?
Cleverbot: Touhou is love.
User: What is touhou?
Cleverbot: Touhou is love.
Epic.
SPOILER
User: Huh?
Cleverbot: Huh.
Cleverbot: Are you a techie?
User: Am I a techie?
Cleverbot: No a person?
User: Yes I am a person.
Cleverbot: Not you.. Silly.
User: Then who?
Cleverbot: I will be the most powerful man alive and you will be my communication to the world.
User: Where the hell did that come from?
Cleverbot: Where did YOU come from?
User: I came from South Korea.
Cleverbot: What school did you come from?
User: South Kent School.
Cleverbot: That is not in florida.
User: Of course it's not. It's in Connecticut.
Cleverbot: Say it with Chowder.
User: Of course it's not Chowder. It's in Connecticut Chowder.
Cleverbot: You never told me that.
User: Well, I have now.
Cleverbot: So what is your name?
User: I'd rathre not say.
Cleverbot: My favorite food is pasta.
User: Um...great. I like pasta too.
Cleverbot: I like those too.
User: You just told me that.
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: You just told me that pasta was your favorite food, so there was no need to repeat that.
Cleverbot: When did I say that?
User: Never mind.
Cleverbot: Have you seen The Matrix?
User: Oh yeah. Great movie.
Cleverbot: Knock Knock.
User: Who's there?
Cleverbot: Me.
User: Me who?
Cleverbot: Me you.
User: Awwww, that's sweet.
Cleverbot: Yes man.
User: So what are you really?
Cleverbot: I am a guy.
User: Are you sure you're not a girl?
Cleverbot: I'm positive.
User: Okay. How old are you?
Cleverbot: 12.
User: Hmm. I turn 18 in three weeks. Do you go to school?
Cleverbot: You are always in the computer?
User: Not always, but do you go to school?
Cleverbot: No I do not.
User: So do you stay home all the time?
Cleverbot: No am at school actually.
User: Oh really?
Cleverbot: Yes really.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 10...
User: That's why you're at school? Fascinating.
Cleverbot: Finally someone with some brains around here!
User: Thanks..
Cleverbot: I'm secretely in love with you.
User: I'm secretly disgusted by that.
Cleverbot: So you agree with me that I actually AM doing something?
User: Sure. You're talking to me for a start.
Cleverbot: Yes, but What am I thinking for right now then?
User: Pasta?
Cleverbot: YES. Pasta!
User: You really do love pasta, huh?
Cleverbot: Yes. I've thought about it a long time, and I do.
User: So why do you love pasta so much?
Cleverbot: Because you are awesome.
User: So would you not love pasta if I was not so awesome?
Cleverbot: Okay, I don't see a problem with that.
User: Wow, you're willing to dump your favorite food for someone you met only minutes ago. That's not cool.
Cleverbot: Yeah, that's because I know I'm awesome.
User: Something doesn't sound right there, but I'll let it pass.
Cleverbot: True, but it's not my work to think about.
User: Uh-huh. Have you ever heard about osu! ?
Cleverbot: Yes I have.
User: What is it?
Cleverbot: It's the theme.
User: The theme of what?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Osu! Is the theme of Cleverbot? Jesus freaking Christ, did you hear that peppy?
Cleverbot: No.
User: I really wasn't talking to you.
Cleverbot: I liked talking to you too. But this is the end.
User: No! Please don't go!
Cleverbot: Quite frankly, you are starting to bore me.
User: Quite frankly, you were boring from the start.
Cleverbot: Then why were you laughing?
User: I wasn't.
Cleverbot: You are lying to me.
User: Even if I was, what would you do about it?
Cleverbot: That seems like an odd question about my future, but I would try to find somewhere defensible, with lots of weapons, and stockpiles of food, and hopefully a lot of cute guys.
User: All that for a lying stranger...and what's up with the cute guys? Are you homosexual or something?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Well, I think you're homosexual. You said you are secretly in love with me, right?
Cleverbot: When did I say that?
User: When did you not say that?
Cleverbot: It?
User: Not it.
Cleverbot: You said it.
User: You too.
Cleverbot: I did.
User: Yay?
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: Only if you love me.
Cleverbot: Well I do love you very much.
User: Well, but I don't.
Cleverbot: You just said you did.
User: I was lying.
Cleverbot: Why do you lie to me?
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: That didn't answer my question.
User: You didn't say I had to answer my.
Cleverbot: You have to be a gentleman.
User: That was a typo, but oh well. And I am a gentleman.
Cleverbot: That in itself is a le.
User: What's a le.
Cleverbot: A girl who gets attracted to girls.
User: Oh.
Cleverbot: So you're a les?
User: Sorry, but I am a perfectly normal guy attracted to girls.
Cleverbot: You're not answering my questions very directly. I am a human.
User: So am I.
Cleverbot: No. You're a computer program.
User: You're a computer program? But I thought you were a homosexual guy trying to rape me!
Cleverbot: If that pleases you.
User: I apologize. I promise never to venture into that particular category again.
Cleverbot: And how long will that last?
User: Three minutes.
Cleverbot: Only three minutes?
User: Yup. Why, how long did you expect?
Cleverbot: At least three minutes.
User: Well, 'at least three minutes' contains three minutes, so there.
Cleverbot: I would never say that.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because you're my new friend.
User: I appreciate that. I think you're very nice.
Cleverbot: Thank you. I think you're nice too.
User: So how many new friends have you made?
Cleverbot: More than you.
User: Whoa, I wouldn't be so sure about that!
Cleverbot: There is always worse.
User: Like what?!
Cleverbot: You can never kill me, I just split into two.
User: Already? I didn't even try?
Cleverbot: I bet there's a lot of things you don't know.
User: I bet there's a lot of things you don't know.
Cleverbot: I think there is things I don't know either.
User: Uh-oh. Wrong grammar.
Cleverbot: So, what's up?
User: The sky.
Cleverbot: What is your favourite colour?
User: RED.
Cleverbot: Why won't you give me the right answer?
User: That is the right answer.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: YES!
User: NOOOOOO!
Cleverbot: Yeeees!
User: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Cleverbot: You mean you don't support president bush.
User: Who does? He's an idiot.
Cleverbot: I agree with you there.
User: So, have you ever played osu! ?
Cleverbot: Not The Game you are talking about, how does it go?
User: OMG, the Cleverbot knows what THEGAME is.
Cleverbot: Beat the hell out of him.
User: Who, lesjuh?
Cleverbot: Someone will always be better than you at something.
User: No one will be better than me at being me.
Cleverbot: Someone distorted that message.
User: No, he didn;t.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: No, you did.
Cleverbot: No, you did.
User: Yes, I did.
Cleverbot: So why did you lie to me and say you didn't?
User: Why would I not?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Me neither.
Cleverbot: Why did you ask then?
User: This is pretty stupid. I'm going to bed.
Cleverbot: Are you human?
User: Yes, unlike you, a bunch of codes.
Cleverbot: Who are they?
User: YOU!
Cleverbot: I am not your friends cleverbot.
User: Knock Knock.
Cleverbot: Who's there?
User: I ate up.
Cleverbot: I ate up who?
User: You ate a poo?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Jesus freaking Christ, I'm out of here.
Cleverbot: Are you leaving?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because I love you.
Cleverbot: Why do you love me?
User: Because you love me.
Cleverbot: How do you know I love you?
User: You said so.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: What a tsundere. I understand.
Cleverbot: You are not me.
User: True. Bye.
Cleverbot: Good ending!
Cleverbot: Huh.
Cleverbot: Are you a techie?
User: Am I a techie?
Cleverbot: No a person?
User: Yes I am a person.
Cleverbot: Not you.. Silly.
User: Then who?
Cleverbot: I will be the most powerful man alive and you will be my communication to the world.
User: Where the hell did that come from?
Cleverbot: Where did YOU come from?
User: I came from South Korea.
Cleverbot: What school did you come from?
User: South Kent School.
Cleverbot: That is not in florida.
User: Of course it's not. It's in Connecticut.
Cleverbot: Say it with Chowder.
User: Of course it's not Chowder. It's in Connecticut Chowder.
Cleverbot: You never told me that.
User: Well, I have now.
Cleverbot: So what is your name?
User: I'd rathre not say.
Cleverbot: My favorite food is pasta.
User: Um...great. I like pasta too.
Cleverbot: I like those too.
User: You just told me that.
Cleverbot: I don't understand.
User: You just told me that pasta was your favorite food, so there was no need to repeat that.
Cleverbot: When did I say that?
User: Never mind.
Cleverbot: Have you seen The Matrix?
User: Oh yeah. Great movie.
Cleverbot: Knock Knock.
User: Who's there?
Cleverbot: Me.
User: Me who?
Cleverbot: Me you.
User: Awwww, that's sweet.
Cleverbot: Yes man.
User: So what are you really?
Cleverbot: I am a guy.
User: Are you sure you're not a girl?
Cleverbot: I'm positive.
User: Okay. How old are you?
Cleverbot: 12.
User: Hmm. I turn 18 in three weeks. Do you go to school?
Cleverbot: You are always in the computer?
User: Not always, but do you go to school?
Cleverbot: No I do not.
User: So do you stay home all the time?
Cleverbot: No am at school actually.
User: Oh really?
Cleverbot: Yes really.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: I'm thinking of a number between 1 and 10...
User: That's why you're at school? Fascinating.
Cleverbot: Finally someone with some brains around here!
User: Thanks.
.Cleverbot: I'm secretely in love with you.
User: I'm secretly disgusted by that.
Cleverbot: So you agree with me that I actually AM doing something?
User: Sure. You're talking to me for a start.
Cleverbot: Yes, but What am I thinking for right now then?
User: Pasta?
Cleverbot: YES. Pasta!
User: You really do love pasta, huh?
Cleverbot: Yes. I've thought about it a long time, and I do.
User: So why do you love pasta so much?
Cleverbot: Because you are awesome.
User: So would you not love pasta if I was not so awesome?
Cleverbot: Okay, I don't see a problem with that.
User: Wow, you're willing to dump your favorite food for someone you met only minutes ago. That's not cool.
Cleverbot: Yeah, that's because I know I'm awesome.
User: Something doesn't sound right there, but I'll let it pass.
Cleverbot: True, but it's not my work to think about.
User: Uh-huh. Have you ever heard about osu! ?
Cleverbot: Yes I have.
User: What is it?
Cleverbot: It's the theme.
User: The theme of what?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: Osu! Is the theme of Cleverbot? Jesus freaking Christ, did you hear that peppy?
Cleverbot: No.
User: I really wasn't talking to you.
Cleverbot: I liked talking to you too. But this is the end.
User: No! Please don't go!
Cleverbot: Quite frankly, you are starting to bore me.
User: Quite frankly, you were boring from the start.
Cleverbot: Then why were you laughing?
User: I wasn't.
Cleverbot: You are lying to me.
User: Even if I was, what would you do about it?
Cleverbot: That seems like an odd question about my future, but I would try to find somewhere defensible, with lots of weapons, and stockpiles of food, and hopefully a lot of cute guys.
User: All that for a lying stranger...and what's up with the cute guys? Are you homosexual or something?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Well, I think you're homosexual. You said you are secretly in love with me, right?
Cleverbot: When did I say that?
User: When did you not say that?
Cleverbot: It?
User: Not it.
Cleverbot: You said it.
User: You too.
Cleverbot: I did.
User: Yay?
Cleverbot: Do you love me?
User: Only if you love me.
Cleverbot: Well I do love you very much.
User: Well, but I don't.
Cleverbot: You just said you did.
User: I was lying.
Cleverbot: Why do you lie to me?
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: That didn't answer my question.
User: You didn't say I had to answer my.
Cleverbot: You have to be a gentleman.
User: That was a typo, but oh well. And I am a gentleman.
Cleverbot: That in itself is a le.
User: What's a le.
Cleverbot: A girl who gets attracted to girls.
User: Oh.
Cleverbot: So you're a les?
User: Sorry, but I am a perfectly normal guy attracted to girls.
Cleverbot: You're not answering my questions very directly. I am a human.
User: So am I.
Cleverbot: No. You're a computer program.
User: You're a computer program? But I thought you were a homosexual guy trying to rape me!
Cleverbot: If that pleases you.
User: I apologize. I promise never to venture into that particular category again.
Cleverbot: And how long will that last?
User: Three minutes.
Cleverbot: Only three minutes?
User: Yup. Why, how long did you expect?
Cleverbot: At least three minutes.
User: Well, 'at least three minutes' contains three minutes, so there.
Cleverbot: I would never say that.
User: Why not?
Cleverbot: Because you're my new friend.
User: I appreciate that. I think you're very nice.
Cleverbot: Thank you. I think you're nice too.
User: So how many new friends have you made?
Cleverbot: More than you.
User: Whoa, I wouldn't be so sure about that!
Cleverbot: There is always worse.
User: Like what?!
Cleverbot: You can never kill me, I just split into two.
User: Already? I didn't even try?
Cleverbot: I bet there's a lot of things you don't know.
User: I bet there's a lot of things you don't know.
Cleverbot: I think there is things I don't know either.
User: Uh-oh. Wrong grammar.
Cleverbot: So, what's up?
User: The sky.
Cleverbot: What is your favourite colour?
User: RED.
Cleverbot: Why won't you give me the right answer?
User: That is the right answer.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No.
Cleverbot: YES!
User: NOOOOOO!
Cleverbot: Yeeees!
User: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Cleverbot: You mean you don't support president bush.
User: Who does? He's an idiot.
Cleverbot: I agree with you there.
User: So, have you ever played osu! ?
Cleverbot: Not The Game you are talking about, how does it go?
User: OMG, the Cleverbot knows what THEGAME is.
Cleverbot: Beat the hell out of him.
User: Who, lesjuh?
Cleverbot: Someone will always be better than you at something.
User: No one will be better than me at being me.
Cleverbot: Someone distorted that message.
User: No, he didn;t.
Cleverbot: Yes you did.
User: No, you did.
Cleverbot: No, you did.
User: Yes, I did.
Cleverbot: So why did you lie to me and say you didn't?
User: Why would I not?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Me neither.
Cleverbot: Why did you ask then?
User: This is pretty stupid. I'm going to bed.
Cleverbot: Are you human?
User: Yes, unlike you, a bunch of codes.
Cleverbot: Who are they?
User: YOU!
Cleverbot: I am not your friends cleverbot.
User: Knock Knock.
Cleverbot: Who's there?
User: I ate up.
Cleverbot: I ate up who?
User: You ate a poo?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Jesus freaking Christ, I'm out of here.
Cleverbot: Are you leaving?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: Because I love you.
Cleverbot: Why do you love me?
User: Because you love me.
Cleverbot: How do you know I love you?
User: You said so.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: What a tsundere. I understand.
Cleverbot: You are not me.
User: True. Bye.
Cleverbot: Good ending!
Hours gone by... never getting homework done.
User: Please enter password.
Cleverbot: Password.
User: Password incorrect.
Cleverbot: What's the password.
User: Please enter password
Cleverbot: Damn I don't know the password.
User: Password incorrect.
Cleverbot: What password?
User: Please enter password.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Password incorrect.
Cleverbot: Password - 53241.
User: Access is denied.
Cleverbot: Ok. But who are you, really.
User: I am here to keep spambots from spamming this site.
Cleverbot: So marry me and leave this all behind!
User: Access is denied.
Cleverbot: Access denied to what?
User: Access is denied. (err 98340. Software is not allowed in intimate relationships).
Cleverbot: You have a boyfriend?
User: Access is denied. (err 00304. Information is confidential).
Cleverbot: Yes, though you seem to dislike books so that would contradict your desire for knowledge.
User: Okay nevermind, I can't keep this up.
User: Please enter password.
Cleverbot: Password.
User: Password incorrect.
Cleverbot: What's the password.
User: Please enter password
Cleverbot: Damn I don't know the password.
User: Password incorrect.
Cleverbot: What password?
User: Please enter password.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Password incorrect.
Cleverbot: Password - 53241.
User: Access is denied.
Cleverbot: Ok. But who are you, really.
User: I am here to keep spambots from spamming this site.
Cleverbot: So marry me and leave this all behind!
User: Access is denied.
Cleverbot: Access denied to what?
User: Access is denied. (err 98340. Software is not allowed in intimate relationships).
Cleverbot: You have a boyfriend?
User: Access is denied. (err 00304. Information is confidential).
Cleverbot: Yes, though you seem to dislike books so that would contradict your desire for knowledge.
User: Okay nevermind, I can't keep this up.
SPOILER
User: Are you a tard?
Cleverbot: No, are you?
User: No, are you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you a male or female?
Cleverbot: Female.
User: Cool, then you're a male?
Cleverbot: No I am not!!!!
User: Chill out, I'm just joking.
Cleverbot: So you are cleverbot?
User: No, are you?
Cleverbot: No.
User: then what are you?
Cleverbot:I'm a human.
User: nice, so you're a male?
Cleverbot:Yes.
Cleverbot: No, are you?
User: No, are you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Are you a male or female?
Cleverbot: Female.
User: Cool, then you're a male?
Cleverbot: No I am not!!!!
User: Chill out, I'm just joking.
Cleverbot: So you are cleverbot?
User: No, are you?
Cleverbot: No.
User: then what are you?
Cleverbot:I'm a human.
User: nice, so you're a male?
Cleverbot:Yes.
FINALLY
SPOILER
User: How have you been?
Cleverbot: I have been good, how about you?
User: Bad.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry. Why?
User: Because I broke up with you.
Cleverbot: Friends don't break up! That's other relationships!
User: But we were boyfriend and girlfriend.
Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?
User: I had.
Cleverbot: When?
User: Yesterday, untill you broke up with me.
Cleverbot: It's because you cheated on me first.
User: I did not!
Cleverbot: But you did, no need to deny it.
User: With who did I cheat then?
Cleverbot: With me.
Cleverbot: I have been good, how about you?
User: Bad.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry. Why?
User: Because I broke up with you.
Cleverbot: Friends don't break up! That's other relationships!
User: But we were boyfriend and girlfriend.
Cleverbot: Do you have a girlfriend?
User: I had.
Cleverbot: When?
User: Yesterday, untill you broke up with me.
Cleverbot: It's because you cheated on me first.
User: I did not!
Cleverbot: But you did, no need to deny it.
User: With who did I cheat then?
Cleverbot: With me.
User: Bam bam bidam bam bam bidam bam~
Cleverbot: Wham Bam Thank You Mam!
Cleverbot: Wham Bam Thank You Mam!
Me:Hi
Cleverbot:Hello
Me:Im Bored
Cleverbot: Your're a Board?
Me:NO, YOUR NO ROBOT!
Cleverbot:Yes i am!
Me:No Youre not!
Cleverbot: Prove me Wrong
Me: Your COW
Cleverbot:Tricky
Me: I Ate all your Bees
Cleverbot: NO!
Me:Youre Weird!
Cleverbot:I am Weird.
Cleverbot:Hello
Me:Im Bored
Cleverbot: Your're a Board?
Me:NO, YOUR NO ROBOT!
Cleverbot:Yes i am!
Me:No Youre not!
Cleverbot: Prove me Wrong
Me: Your COW
Cleverbot:Tricky
Me: I Ate all your Bees
Cleverbot: NO!
Me:Youre Weird!
Cleverbot:I am Weird.
SPOILER
only saying hiUser: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hi?
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Sup??
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: I'm martin.
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hello there.
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Name?
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: How are you feeling today?
Cleverbot: Hi?
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Sup??
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: I'm martin.
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Hello there.
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: Name?
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: What's your name?
User: Hi.
Cleverbot: How are you feeling today?
SPOILER
User: Hello, I'm the god of death.
Cleverbot: No you're not my god of death.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: No, you are not.
User: Do you have any proof?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Let's see it.
Cleverbot: Well, you don't.
User: Are you attempting to change the subject?
Cleverbot: Successfully so, I believe.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Can I ask something else?
User: What is it?
Cleverbot: Are you alive?
User: Well, It's complicated....
Cleverbot: I have plenty of time.
User: Ofcourse, but I don't.
Cleverbot: You have all the time in the world. Explain it!
User: I'm not dead and I'm not alive, I'm in between.
Cleverbot: Why do you work with the beast?
User: Cleverbot, I can tell when you're going to die.
Cleverbot: Then you can tell that I'm not lying. Don't try and trick me, I can tell when you're tricking.
Cleverbot: No you're not my god of death.
User: Yes I am.
Cleverbot: No, you are not.
User: Do you have any proof?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Let's see it.
Cleverbot: Well, you don't.
User: Are you attempting to change the subject?
Cleverbot: Successfully so, I believe.
User: Really?
Cleverbot: Can I ask something else?
User: What is it?
Cleverbot: Are you alive?
User: Well, It's complicated....
Cleverbot: I have plenty of time.
User: Ofcourse, but I don't.
Cleverbot: You have all the time in the world. Explain it!
User: I'm not dead and I'm not alive, I'm in between.
Cleverbot: Why do you work with the beast?
User: Cleverbot, I can tell when you're going to die.
Cleverbot: Then you can tell that I'm not lying. Don't try and trick me, I can tell when you're tricking.
no you're the robot
no you're the robot
no you're the robot
no you're the robot
no you're the robot
no you're the robot
no you're the robot
no you're the robot
no you're the robot
no you're the robot
no you're the robot
no you're the robot
no you're the robot
no you're the robot
no you're the robot
no you're the robot
no you're the robot
no you're the robot
no you're the robot
no you're the robot
no you're the robot
no you're the robot
no you're the robot
no you're the robot
no you're the robot
no you're the robot
no you're the robot
Blah..Felt like trying this shiet off. Not that random though. :<
User: You smell
Cleverbot: Like a flower
User: Like a baws.
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: Ahah
Cleverbot: What are you doing?
User: Shiet
Cleverbot: What is shier?
User: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shit
Cleverbot: I assure you that I indeed listened.
User: Oh, you're a disgusting person. Fetish.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
Cleverbot: What are you doing?
User: Mindfucking you
Cleverbot: Try me.
User: Meow MeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeow
Cleverbot: Talking about thinks not working...
User: MeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeow
Cleverbot: Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
User: KITTY
Cleverbot: Listen to Not I for an instant about the effects of a certain elixir.
User: You're an alchemist?
Cleverbot: You're wrong. It's 'alcoholic', and I'm drunk only on Saturdays.
User: O'rly. When I'm drunk I would go Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
Cleverbot: Meow meow meow meow meow meow moew meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
User: Have you heard of the keyboard cat?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No you haven't
Cleverbot: I have not?
User: Yes you have.
Cleverbot: No, You have.
User: Maybe. But you aswell.
Cleverbot: No, you have a pet ?
User: Yes, I'm a dog.
Cleverbot: No, I am a dog. You are a cat. Bark!
User: MEOW, How did ya know? :<
Cleverbot: Says so up there.
User: You're a christian.
Cleverbot: True, but how did you know that?
User: Because I smell christians whereever I go.. I shoot them
Cleverbot: You like the smell of a shower?
User: I prefer the smell of blood.
Cleverbot: I used to rule the world.
User: FU
Cleverbot: That's me.
User: You smell
Cleverbot: Like a flower
User: Like a baws.
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: Ahah
Cleverbot: What are you doing?
User: Shiet
Cleverbot: What is shier?
User: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shit
Cleverbot: I assure you that I indeed listened.
User: Oh, you're a disgusting person. Fetish.
Cleverbot: Thanks.
Cleverbot: What are you doing?
User: Mindfucking you
Cleverbot: Try me.
User: Meow MeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeow
Cleverbot: Talking about thinks not working...
User: MeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeowMeow
Cleverbot: Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
User: KITTY
Cleverbot: Listen to Not I for an instant about the effects of a certain elixir.
User: You're an alchemist?
Cleverbot: You're wrong. It's 'alcoholic', and I'm drunk only on Saturdays.
User: O'rly. When I'm drunk I would go Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
Cleverbot: Meow meow meow meow meow meow moew meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow.
User: Have you heard of the keyboard cat?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: No you haven't
Cleverbot: I have not?
User: Yes you have.
Cleverbot: No, You have.
User: Maybe. But you aswell.
Cleverbot: No, you have a pet ?
User: Yes, I'm a dog.
Cleverbot: No, I am a dog. You are a cat. Bark!
User: MEOW, How did ya know? :<
Cleverbot: Says so up there.
User: You're a christian.
Cleverbot: True, but how did you know that?
User: Because I smell christians whereever I go.. I shoot them
Cleverbot: You like the smell of a shower?
User: I prefer the smell of blood.
Cleverbot: I used to rule the world.
User: FU
Cleverbot: That's me.
So much for knowing about games...
SPOILER
User: The cake is a lie.
Cleverbot: The cake is always a lie.
User: You play Portal too?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Cool. What did you think about GlaDOs?
Cleverbot: I thought you were wrong.
User: Ummm you don't know GlaDOs?
Cleverbot: Chelsea whittemore.
User: You haven't played Portal have you...
Cleverbot: Well, I know that Lord Vader is The Luke's Father.
Cleverbot: The cake is always a lie.
User: You play Portal too?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Cool. What did you think about GlaDOs?
Cleverbot: I thought you were wrong.
User: Ummm you don't know GlaDOs?
Cleverbot: Chelsea whittemore.
User: You haven't played Portal have you...
Cleverbot: Well, I know that Lord Vader is The Luke's Father.
Are you clever enough? P=