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anonymous_old
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awp
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adam2046
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anonymous_old
adam's my BFFF.
awp
Oh, I love you guys <3
anonymous_old
He loves me AND his beard.
Derekku
Awww... Group hug everyone?
Azure_Kite
*Hugs everybody*


....Do I know you guys?
anonymous_old

awp wrote:

Oh, I love you guys <3
Thread ended at that post ^.

Before then it was mostly people giving reasons NOT to kill the poster of the previous post. <3
Azure_Kite
K then... I wouldn't kill strager because he's a GMod. There has to be repercussions for doing something like that...

*hides*
crystalsuicune
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Topic Starter
Esupanitix
*Facepalm* I didn't mean LITERALLY killing someone. Ok. restart. I'm the person who posted above you.
Just say you killed the user above you and how you did it. You don't need to kill them. Just say that you did. :|
Azure_Kite
How: The good ol' pillow smother technique

PS: anything simple is below me. make my death interesting
Topic Starter
Esupanitix
Any way. You can even make it ridiculous(as in really funny).

WeegeevsWeegee kills Azure_Kyte by staring into his soul and killing his soul via stare. XD
adam2046
you were already !killed at least once so it doesn't really matter...
crystalsuicune
*tries killing adam using 173.Got herself killed instead*
OK,next poster..I did it for you.No need to think.
anonymous_old
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Cuddlebun
...I can't kill a butterfly! D:
Topic Starter
Esupanitix
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anonymous_old
I won't kill him because he's so gullible.
Kitsunemimi
I won't kill him because he was the one who threw this thread off in the first place.
Sleep Powder
!summon weegee
Pokebis
Hi.
u r ded b/c ur text is gren.
lololololololololol.ollol.0opkmj098hgt97fg9
wut a fun gaem

Holy shit, my signature is out to get me.
Akida
The lulz were revived and came back with a vengeance for your soul, nomming all your limbs off and leaving you to bleed to death. Bai pokebis.
awp

WeegeevsWeegee wrote:

Omg you guys are so stupid.
You see, the brilliant part of it is, we killed the thread before it even began. Killed it with

LAV AND PEEEEEEEEEECE
anonymous_old

awp wrote:

LAV AND PEEEEEEEEEECE
CheeseWarlock
Sometimes it seems people can't keep the civility in this place. And then there's this thread.

I love you guys <3

Tea party, anyone? And not the Boston kind. Since we're all such gentlemen, you know.
Cuddlebun

CheeseWarlock wrote:

Sometimes it seems people can't keep the civility in this place. And then there's this thread.

I love you guys <3

Tea party, anyone? And not the Boston kind. Since we're all such gentlemen, you know.
achem
Sleep Powder
Kill for not being a gentlemen

Theres a party?
crystalsuicune
Killed for forgetting us females
Yep,a party.
At first I though the osu community is one crazy,GRAAAWH
bunch,but then there's this topic.Man,if this is TVTropes,
I'd give everyone here except for Weegee a MOW and a CMOH.

I love you guys!<3
awp
Hey now, it's not fair to give Weegee any less recognition than anyone else - after all, he made this thread which has brought us all together!
kideddie1501
rip's off awp's beard and then performs the act at the end of HOSTEL 2 on him. Then leave him to 7 rabid pit bulls in a dark abandoned warhouse in Michigan....that was my kill.
Topic Starter
Esupanitix
omg.
(e.g.
weegeevsweegee - awp - peppy - animask.

awp strangled weegeevsweegee with his beard

peppy threw osu! cookies at awp

animask made peppy colorless with bleach and killed him.)

Kill each other the same way. You can't say you didn't kill someone.
Kitsunemimi
I didn't kill anyone.
anonymous_old
Weegee's getting rolled.

Sorry. I'll make you happy.

Killed Harris73 to satisfy his implicit request.
Takuma
I don't want to kill strager.
Takuma
die takuma die
Cuddlebun
die takuma die
Takuma
Hey Tode! What's going on? 8)
Cuddlebun
die takuma die
Takuma
never mind fuck you
die tode die
anonymous_old
die takuma die
Ryuukun
Boom head shot.
Finally
Takuma

strager wrote:

die takuma die
die strager die
Cuddlebun
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Takuma
Don't you understand? I don't die.
die tode die
anonymous_old

Takuma wrote:

I don't die.
Luckily I have more powers than you.

die takumu die
Pokebis
I kill jy00 lolololololololol
plz don't kill me, kill teh thread instead.
dat rhymed lololololololol.ol.
crystalsuicune
Die pokebis die.
Lolwhut
Azure_Kite

strager wrote:

awp wrote:

LAV AND PEEEEEEEEEECE

C'mon guys, another hug?

Oh, crystal was killed with a rusty spoon in the eye.
Lilac
Is it too late if I joined?

(This is my first post outside of the Beatmap forum!) 0_0
Kitsunemimi
You don't join, you kill people (read the first & second page)
Now die.
kideddie1501

Harris73 wrote:

You don't join, you kill people (read the first & second page)
Now die.
Harris73 steps on my "Saw" trap and 7 shot guns dangling over his head are triggered which pretty much leaves him looking like swiss cheese.
anonymous_old
You don't have any shotguns, liar.
Kitsunemimi
Yah kideddie, besides strager already killed me.

It's time for the revenge of the dead!!!1!
Azure_Kite
Azure_Kyte throws holy water on Harris, then pulls a flamethrower from a tree, setting the tree and Harris ablaze. The hot steam from the evaporating holy water sears the flesh, as the flames burn it away.

Kill me why don't you :p
Lilac
I would if that Finger of Justice of yours wasn't in the way.
anonymous_old

MarioBros777 wrote:

I would if that Finger of Justice of yours wasn't in the way.
Don't spies attack from behind?

*backstab*
Lilac
Forgot the Dead Ringer? (Look it up on TF2 Wiki)

*backstab*
anonymous_old

MarioBros777 wrote:

Forgot the Dead Ringer? (Look it up on TF2 Wiki)
Now how could he possibly be pointing that far out while looking at his watch?

*backstab*
Azure_Kite
Funny, I always thought strager was a Gmod. yet at the time of writing your name's in BLACK!

I couldn't kill a gmod before, but I did some grinding and can now take you on.

HIYAAAAH! ULTRA-MEGA-SUPER-AWESOME-GMOD-KILLING-FIRE BLAST!
Lilac
Boom, Headshot.



The Before Shot
crystalsuicune
*buttshot*
Good times.
Kitsunemimi
*nutshot* + awp'd
Classic.

EDIT: well... in that general area okay.
tieff
Finish him!
Left, left, circle, circle, triangular, right, up, triangular.
Fatality!
Jinxy
Stab.
machol30
More stab, <caps>but with an unspoken of turn of eventing!!</caps>

Glad I got that out of my system! :)
anonymous_old

buraimaster1234 wrote:

More stab, <caps>but with an unspoken of turn of eventing!!</caps>

Glad I got that out of my system! :)
I'm pretty sure <caps> is out of the system already.

Killed for being so naïve.
Jinxy
Killed for being so paranoid.
Lilac
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crystalsuicune
*sends candlejack at you*Wait.Did I just say Candleja-
Hanyuu
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Lesjuh
Killed by putting firecrackers inside of you, letting them explode and pushing the remaining pieces of your body under a train.
Topic Starter
Esupanitix
WeegeevsWeegee posesses lesjuh and makes him say "bloody mary murder" until he dies.
kuwarudo
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Sleep Powder
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kuwarudo

animask wrote:

....it involves a room.

kuwarudo comes inside my home one day.
I decide to let him in.
I give him a place to sit and make something for him to drink.
As he waits he looks around the room looking at all the things I have.
I bring him back a drink and he asks me where the nearest bathroom is.
I tell kuwarudo it is in the room to the left.
He walks into the room and then to the left.
He finds a small door.
kuwarudo slowly opens the door....
and finds out its a closet.
He shrugs and looks around
THEN the door slams and he looks around to find me
He is worried about why the door slammed and why the door is locked now.
I go closer to him...and closer...and closer...and closer and closer and closer
I reach for the shirt hes wearing and pulls on it.
I look him in the eyes with an interesting stare.

-Censored- Classified Information
-More Censored Stuff- Classified Information again
When it ended he looked at me again...
Then as I began to hold him...
I #$@%# a knife through him and watched him slowly moan in pain.
He eventually stopped breathing and talking...
Then...I went to get myself something to drink.

I <3 this game
Guess which anime I kept watching yesterday?


Do I win now?
You watched pokemon right
Azure_Kite
yeah, that amine gets more and more violent as the series number clocks over...

On the other hand, I resurrected kuwarudo with a band aid nd a HP potion.

Then I set to work dismembering him with my imaginary vectors which shouldn't exist cause I'm male and males shouldn't have them but meh.

First I cut off his fingers... then worked my way up to the wrists, then the elbow joints, and ripped the remnants of his arms out of their shoulder sockets.

At this point I proceeded to remove his legs; same tried and tested method, only at the knee joint I injected him with a little morphine; I am a kind murderer, you know? kind as in keep him alive and not put him in shock for as long as possible

After this I felt it necessary to disembowel him and watch as he lay there helpless.

I was eventually merciful and killed him by pushing a blood vessel in his brain, inducing a sudden and major stroke.

</kill>
kuwarudo

Azure_Kyte wrote:

yeah, that amine gets more and more violent as the series number clocks over...

On the other hand, I resurrected kuwarudo with a band aid nd a HP potion.

Then I set to work dismembering him with my imaginary vectors which shouldn't exist cause I'm male and males shouldn't have them but meh.

First I cut off his fingers... then worked my way up to the wrists, then the elbow joints, and ripped the remnants of his arms out of their shoulder sockets.

At this point I proceeded to remove his legs; same tried and tested method, only at the knee joint I injected him with a little morphine; I am a kind murderer, you know? kind as in keep him alive and not put him in shock for as long as possible

After this I felt it necessary to disembowel him and watch as he lay there helpless.

I was eventually merciful and killed him by pushing a blood vessel in his brain, inducing a sudden and major stroke.

</kill>
maybe this should just be a thread on how to kill me, i mean i just had two killings with walls of text

also

I used reincarnation and stabbed you in the back and took all your money
Azure_Kite
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Sleep Powder
animask gives Azure_Kyte some red potions.

Azure_Kyte 8 + 10 = 18
Azure_Kite

animask wrote:

animask gives Azure_Kyte some red potions.

Azure_Kyte 8 + 10 = 18

Thanks for that, Here's 500 Rupees as a reward XD *gives 500 Rupees to animask*
Sleep Powder
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Wojjan
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Sleep Powder
....it involves a room.

kuwarudo comes inside my home one day.
I decide to let him in.
I give him a place to sit and make something for him to drink.
As he waits he looks around the room looking at all the things I have.
I bring him back a drink and he asks me where the nearest bathroom is.
I tell kuwarudo it is in the room to the left.
He walks into the room and then to the left.
He finds a small door.
kuwarudo slowly opens the door....
and finds out its a closet.
He shrugs and looks around
THEN the door slams and he looks around to find me
He is worried about why the door slammed and why the door is locked now.
I go closer to him...and closer...and closer...and closer and closer and closer
I reach for the shirt hes wearing and pulls on it.
I look him in the eyes with an interesting stare.

-Censored- Classified Information
-More Censored Stuff- Classified Information again
When it ended he looked at me again...
Then as I began to hold him...
I #$@%# a knife through him and watched him slowly moan in pain.
He eventually stopped breathing and talking...
Then...I went to get myself something to drink.
You mean this wall of text?

Don't get to close or it might collapse and crush you.
Wojjan
Exactly that wall. And if I leave you here, it won't fall on me.
But just to be sure...
*Wojjan kicks the Pokémon story. It breaks! Al the chunks crush the unlucky Hatsune Miku fanatic underneath.
animask was brutally wounded for 9257 damage.
Azure_Kite
Noooooooooou! Not animask!

*Azure_Kyte slo-mo sprints towards animask, pushes her? aside, at which point the chunks of pokemon story crush poor Kyte*

If...I die... I want you to have... my...Orange juice.........
kuwarudo
Uses Sinister Strike, Eviscerate, Cheap Shot, Backstab, Slice and Dice, Ambush, Rupture, Blind

Shoots Azure after all that


What is animask's gender nvm look at his sig
Sleep Powder
not Killed for reading the fanboy segment of my signature.
fat pear
thats illegal man
Rilene
-SayaKai

Rilene wrote:

abraker
Dude why? This thread was having a peaceful afterlife, and you even responded to someone who doesnt play this game for 3 years. Congratz!
Cyclohexane
so we've finally reached that point where people necropost on purpose, huh


guess it's that time again then
it feels nostalgic to be sending PMs to people again
haven't had to do that in a long time
Rilene

Mr Color wrote:

so we've finally reached that point where people necropost on purpose, huh


guess it's that time again then
it feels nostalgic to be sending PMs to people again
haven't had to do that in a long time
once it's 2017
necroposting activity may peak at it's highest because of people wanting to necropost 10 year thread
abraker
Threads be resurected, masses silenced shalt be. Hark prophet Reline's warning of the silent purge forthcoming with a year's time for ye shall sin otherwise. May thy lord and savior guard thou soul. Amen.
Rilene
Amen.
Dexenta

abraker wrote:

Threads be resurected, masses silenced shalt be. Hark prophet Reline's warning of the silent purge forthcoming with a year's time for ye shall sin otherwise. May thy lord and savior guard thou soul. Amen.
I don't think Cthulhu will guard my soul.
ColdTooth

Rilene wrote:

oh my god, where did you find this?

can this be our new thing? when people necropost we post this?

/run
Rilene
internet has everything
including rule 34
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