Are you currently in a relationship?

DNR

Joined July 2009

DNR August 2, 2013 at 7:02:57 AM UTC

haha i had a girlfriend for 3 months and her name was Victoria and she wasn't all that hot but she was so thirsty for the D like holy shit

we met online and like it was hype

she dumped me the morning after christmas after I told her that this present I bought for her was coming in

so now I'm only into 2d girls because screw 3d girls omg

Hika

2,268 posts

Joined February 2010

Hika August 2, 2013 at 7:09:18 AM UTC

Did you try to send yourself in the mail?

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Foxtrot

1,607 posts

Joined April 2012

Foxtrot August 2, 2013 at 7:11:02 AM UTC

Hika wrote:
Did you try to send yourself in the mail?

Inside the package, Waldo was so transfixed with excitement that he could barely breathe. His skin felt prickly from the heat, and he could feel his heart beating in his throat. It would be soon. Sheila stood quite upright and walked around to the other side of the package. Then she sank down to her knees, grasped the cutter by both handles, took a deep breath, and plunged the long blade through the middle of the package, through the masking tape, through the cardboard, through the cushioning and (thud) right through the center of Waldo Jeffers head, which split slightly and caused little rhythmic arcs of red to pulsate gently in the morning sun.

DNR

7,094 posts

Joined July 2009

DNR August 2, 2013 at 7:58:57 AM UTC

Hika wrote:
Did you try to send yourself in the mail?

I sent her a Cadence plushie actually

She sent me a Shining Armor one like a month before

and it's sitting on my desk right now

dam

UnderminE

3,996 posts

Joined August 2010

UnderminE August 2, 2013 at 8:03:40 AM UTC

I am.

Hika

2,268 posts

Joined February 2010

Hika August 2, 2013 at 8:50:56 AM UTC

I'd love to send myself in the mail to Kanye but I don't think he'd like that.

Do you guys think he'd like that? I don't think I want a dead black man in my mail.

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Amianki

85 posts

Joined January 2011

Amianki August 2, 2013 at 8:56:26 AM UTC

My last one was around 20 months ago and ended when I realized she was being manipulative.

June 1, 1996 - August 13, 2014
Never forget

Amianki ♥

Cyclohexane

4,561 posts

Joined May 2009

Cyclohexane August 2, 2013 at 11:31:23 AM UTC

Well, would you expect a guy who hangs around all day on his computer being a jackass to people to be in a relationship?

Regardless of your expectations, I'm not.

The idiot formerly known as Mr Color.
Unsubmitted/Unfinished maps

Raiken-

773 posts

Joined June 2013

Raiken- August 2, 2013 at 12:21:48 PM UTC

Actually I'm taken by Akiyama Mio-chwan.

Fantasying are good, for your soul.

Art is the only serious thing in the world, and the Artist is the only person who is never serious.

Kanye West

2,839 posts

Joined July 2011

Kanye West August 2, 2013 at 12:48:48 PM UTC