Penguin wrote:
Fear not, Denizens of OT!
I merely had a breakthrough in one of my studies. Apologies to abraker, but I was notified of a once in a lifetime opportunity during our match. Once I learned of this̵̟̞͕̱͐͑ oppo̵̼̦̖͊̍͆͜ͅrtunity, I knew I had to dro̵̼̦̖͊̍͆͜ͅp everything aņ̵̡̡̨̺͑̔͊̐d attend to such matters. Let's just say that.. ẅ̶̢͇̼́͗̒e may have something big coming soon.. That's all that I'm allowe̵̠̿̅̐̂d to say for now. 
As for the r̵̪͎̔͋ecent claim that I̶̥͚̔̾ had been kidnapped by a certain s̵̹̜͈̍͐̀͜͝omeone.. that claim is pure malarkę̷̣̠̍̾́͘͘y. I don't know why he would make such claims. He may be delusional.
All is well, denizens! No need to p̴̥̌onder over such silly no̴̻̭̓nsense at a time like this! It's Christmas time, not "g̷͔̍̐̌et down in the dumps because Penguin is suddenly missing or ̴̤͐̏͊w̷̯̭̆̈́́hat not" time. Trust me; my personal team of hi̸̛̪̍̉ghly-trained scientists have come to the quite valid concl̶̞̋͐usion that this is indeed the real̵̥͎̐̀ Penguin. Any how, allo̶̧̲̱̔̐͂w me to introduce you all to my v̴͕̝̙̄ery special team of highly e̴̳͓̋̄ducated individuals that reside her̴̢̛̛͚̞̚e at the Passion Orange Guava. Well, ac̵͙̳̑tually, just one because I ơ̵̦̞̫̐nly have member on my official team̵̪̽̂̕ of self-hired scientists he̵͉̽re at the Passion Orange Guava. Actually,̶̱̰̈́͜͝ it's a female worker (sorry Abraker, even though you're a validated scientist in OT).
彼女の名は「P̴͓̎̔ooki」といます。She's just about the̴͓̟̾͒ best scientist I've ever hired iǹ̴̖̯ my lifetime! (Because she's the ONLY scientist I've hired in my numerous lifetimes). Reg̸̨̧̮͒ardless, this overly extensive man-hû̶̞nt couldn't've gone more smoothly without Pookî̵̙̱, so a very big set of props to her valuable research and findin̷̘̦̩̈gs! Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to get back to commandeering the Passion Orange Guava before any Padoru breach the shield array.̷͕͑̄̇
