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ITT: make lemonade

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Topic Starter
Jonarwhal
this the the opposite of corrupt a wish.
apologies if it exists already.

you've heard the expression, "when live gives you lemons, make lemonade!"
well in this game, you give the next person a bad scenario, the lemons
and they must find something good about it, the lemonade

eg. A: your car breaks down
B: when it's fixed I get a newer and cooler car!
you lose a game of badminton
C: But I learn from my mistakes and become better!
you lose your keys and are locked out of your house
D: I spend some time living with my neighbors, who are super friendly, and eventually find the key!

etc.

I'll start: you fall off your bike
Hoshimegu Mio
You get free money from the insurance.

You lost a tooth.
Topic Starter
Jonarwhal
my parents pay for a golden tooth and it looks cool as heck

you gain weight
WitherMite
I'm not underweight anymore!

your doritos all fell on the floor
Topic Starter
Jonarwhal
they were unhealthy anyway

you get diabetes
Hoshimegu Mio
Your body is not looking well so I made you a wolf boy instead!

You got infected with COVID-19.
Topic Starter
Jonarwhal
you develop an immunity...
don't try that though

your sibling calls you something mean
Hoshimegu Mio
Your siblings are apparently bulls.

You die.
Topic Starter
Jonarwhal
i believe in an afterlife

your crush doesn't like you back
Hoshimegu Mio
You don't have a crush really. Besides, someone else has a crush on you.

You break your finger.
Topic Starter
Jonarwhal
I get really cool robot hands

you get an upset stomach
z0z
you get to excuse yourself from thing you have to do today

i sit around a bus stop where the bus will never come
Hoshimegu Mio
You leave.

You managed to break your PC completely.
Topic Starter
Jonarwhal
someone gifts me a new one valued over $1500

you step on a lego
Hoshimegu Mio
You found a golden lego!

You trip on the floor.
Topic Starter
Jonarwhal
i trip over some stacks money i didn't know were there

you lose half of your money
Hoshimegu Mio
You won the lottery you decided to taken part in a couple days ago.

You lose your mouse.
furry hater
You realized you sold it and you used the money to gained from it, which you put into the lottery (which you won again.)

RNGesus is mad and put a high bounty on you.
Topic Starter
Jonarwhal
A "high" bounty in Zimbabwe dollars... so it's really not that high and no one cares

someone steals your art
Lapizote
it's okay, the canvas had unnaturally high doses of lead which would suck for your brain if you kept it around anyways.

my teammate is angry at me because I didn't save his stupid ass.
z0z
he gets banned for discriminatory language and you don't have to play with him

all the bathroom stalls are taken and i desperately need to take a shit
Hoshimegu Mio
Someone comes out just as you entered.

You burned yourself.
Topic Starter
Jonarwhal
I burned myself... in specific areas of my skin using a stencil
and got a free tattoo that looks natural

you get kidnapped
Hoshimegu Mio
The police came and now they have to pay you the fines.

You are poisoned.
Topic Starter
Jonarwhal
i believe in an afterlife...

you drink non-pasteurized expired milk
and you're lactose intolerant
z0z
you get a free colon cleansing, helping you become unconstipated

i get launched really high in the air
Hoshimegu Mio
You learned to fly...

You got a fracture on your finger bones.
Topic Starter
Jonarwhal
I learn the names of each of the finger bones, making anatomy class much more easy

you drop out of school
WitherMite
im in college, i can go back whenever

you have amnesia
Topic Starter
Jonarwhal
what happened?

you remember that terrible thing that you did 10 years ago
Hoshimegu Mio
You were too young.

You got stabbed.
z0z
the knife in my chest stops the bleeding and let's me have more time to get help

the sun suddenly disappears then reappears more whitish
Hoshimegu Mio
Hell has arrived.

You are stuck in a fire.
Achromalia
i die in the fire.

your parents suddenly confront you about your internet habits.
Hoshimegu Mio
I leave.

You are dehydrating and you're in a desert.
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