Seriously, blow him.
Morning wakeup call head is better...Noobita wrote:
blow him
Boohoo Hika has all the problemsHika wrote:
don't you have a psychologist already apex
stop posting here & stop taking shit so seriously
you're not a troll either
i can't believe i woke up just to post this shit either
^this. Or just get a Monkey and a Bike with a Monocle and a funny little red JacketPina Colada Boy wrote:
Seriously, blow him.
This. Is. Fuckin. Genius.Shadowyuri wrote:
^this. Or just get a Monkey and a Bike with a Monocle and a funny little red JacketPina Colada Boy wrote:
Seriously, blow him.
tl;drMiyu wrote:
Show that you care
Be present for him
If there is any argue just let it go and forgive eachother.
Be yourself,express your feelings and if you're ever afraid of saying anything just dont hide it im sure he will be happy for that and perphaps help you.
dont wait for your boyfriend to go after someone else to tell his problems,make him feel that you're the one for that.
Believe me cooking together is way fun. so if he asks for a sandwich,bring him with you.
You sir just made my day.Jordan wrote:
tl;drMiyu wrote:
Show that you care
Be present for him
If there is any argue just let it go and forgive eachother.
Be yourself,express your feelings and if you're ever afraid of saying anything just dont hide it im sure he will be happy for that and perphaps help you.
dont wait for your boyfriend to go after someone else to tell his problems,make him feel that you're the one for that.
Believe me cooking together is way fun. so if he asks for a sandwich,bring him with you.
BLOW HIM
As right miyu is... I just died laughingJordan wrote:
tl;drMiyu wrote:
Show that you care
Be present for him
If there is any argue just let it go and forgive eachother.
Be yourself,express your feelings and if you're ever afraid of saying anything just dont hide it im sure he will be happy for that and perphaps help you.
dont wait for your boyfriend to go after someone else to tell his problems,make him feel that you're the one for that.
Believe me cooking together is way fun. so if he asks for a sandwich,bring him with you.
BLOW HIM
I can't stop laughingJordan wrote:
tl;drMiyu wrote:
Show that you care
Be present for him
If there is any argue just let it go and forgive eachother.
Be yourself,express your feelings and if you're ever afraid of saying anything just dont hide it im sure he will be happy for that and perphaps help you.
dont wait for your boyfriend to go after someone else to tell his problems,make him feel that you're the one for that.
Believe me cooking together is way fun. so if he asks for a sandwich,bring him with you.
BLOW HIM
Well ofc you can do that too ;3; im sure he would like itJordan wrote:
tl;dr
BLOW HIM
Cropzy wrote:
Wear a gas mask and strip in front of him in a really sexy way. Trust me.
Noobita wrote:
blow him
best responses in the thread so farHeibel wrote:
Sex
sexhimupKanye West wrote:
Noobita wrote:
blow himbest responses in the thread so farHeibel wrote:
Sex
I would object with that. Blow about only thrice in a year. (I'm a straight boy that actually faps, so you have no reason to refute me) Sex is not something a male should receive frequently.NeverDie wrote:
Much better.Dulcet wrote:
And you know,occasionaldaily blowjob.
I feel bad for you.Apex wrote:
I would object with that. Blow about only once in a year.
Apex wrote:
I would object with that. Blow about only once in a year. (I'm a straight boy that actually faps, so you have no reason to refute me) Sex is not something a male should receive frequently.
Jesus if I had to put up with that treatment I would atleast hope she had the common decency to buy me a tenga or a hooker every now and then.Apex wrote:
I would object with that. Blow about only thrice in a year. (I'm a straight boy that actually faps, so you have no reason to refute me) Sex is not something a male should receive frequently.
Finally! Someone who thinks the same as me!dNextGen wrote:
i dont even get that shit once in my whole life
does it mean that i;m a pitful person ;_;
No, I don't even had a bj, or even a sex act, you know what, and I am not going to have a sex act after I had completed university, which is like 8 years later.dNextGen wrote:
but you get bj once a year
i dont event get it once in my 17 years of life,we're not same enough bro
Apex wrote:
Friendok's bf is a lucky bastard, he's getting a bj once a year. And they say it's not enough! Blashpemy! I had to increase it by threefold! And even after that more lascivcious men complained! What the hell?
Even more proof that China is truly a fucked up country.Apex wrote:
Amount increased to thrice. OK, I'm sorry. I might be more of a sex-h8r because I fap, and seriously hate that habit. I just don't want anyone unmarried to get addicted to that sh-t. Chinese education actually suppresses the will of people to have sex.
Sex is not good when you are just in the state of girlfriend and boyfriends, just so you know. The average time for two "friends" to become accompanied in marriage is three years. Your boyfriend will get blown nine times before marriage and that sounds f-cking ridiculous to me.
>peggingjesus1412 wrote:
It is my advice that you should try anal (use a strap on penis rather than your real penis, they come in bigger sizes.) If you want more advice pm me