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Because there's a Soccer/Football thread and I'm mad that there's no tennis thread.

Post tennis related stuff here.
Kaona
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Kaona wrote:

That's one hell of a tennis ball, reliable and almost never breaks. But when it does, I ragequit the tennis field.
gurodoll_old
I like the sexual grunting of both genders during play.
mathexpert

gurodoll wrote:

I like the sexual grunting of both genders during play.
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mathexpert9981 wrote:

gurodoll wrote:

I like the sexual grunting of both genders during play.
omg that's hot.
I mean the balls laying about.
Irisu_old

for some reason that part looks weird lol

On topic:
Hika
I'm really trying to figure out if I want to join my school's tennis team but the girls just suck.
There's this one guy who does a mean spike though. Too bad he moved.
Cyclohexane
Nadal > Djokovic > Federer


Discuss.
Also I like Tennis, I've practiced it for about 12 years. My coach was awesome, but he sadly left and so did I. I really hope I get to meet him again one day.
H_Hitachiin
I expected this thread to pop out.
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Mr Color wrote:

Nadal > Djokovic > Federer


Discuss.
Also I like Tennis, I've practiced it for about 12 years. My coach was awesome, but he sadly left and so did I. I really hope I get to meet him again one day.
Sorry, but Djokovic is better.
hue
Vish024
I want there to be a themed grand slam every year and this time the theme should be "dress like something or someone typical from your country" for the Aus open. Djokovic can dress as a hooligan.

More seriously I like Nadal because he likes football and Murray because he plays football he's so damn good but always seems to lose where it counts. Federer's a bit arrogant and tasteless. I also think that Jim Courier is a shitface that should stop doing the interviews for the Aus open. Everyone treats him like a god here.
meiikyuu
My favorite sport
she_old
I always wanted to play tennis when I was small, but I ended up smashing balls out of the field into the middle of nowhere.
And when inside I smashed them around the walls and they ended up hurting others because I always like to put a lot of force into it.

I AM TOO VIOLENT FOR TENNIS ;_:
Vext_old
If you close your eyes and listen to fighting games it sounds like tennis.
she_old
If you close your eyes and listen to my hitsounds it feels as if you're playing pingpong
UnderminE

Mr Color wrote:

Nadal > Djokovic > Federer
Totally this.

Also Azarenka <3
GeeNX
Nadal > Federer > Djokovic
Mianki
I wonder how many sports threads it will take before there's an Sports subforum :P
Tennis is quite fun but I prefer tabletennis.
UnderminE
I wonder why people like Federer. He is such a robot imo. Probably because of the same reason why people like Cookiezi.
Varetyr
Federer > Djokovic > Nadal

Sometimes I think people totally forgot how awesome is Federer ~

EDIT : @UnderminE like a robot ? no, Björn Borg was a robot. Federer is just modest.
Vish024
Yeah but too bad he's classless. I'd say Nadal and Djokovic trounce him when it comes to personality.
UnderminE

LaVolpe024 wrote:

Yeah but too bad he's classless. I'd say Nadal and Djokovic trounce him when it comes to personality.
True.

Even if he is modest, I don't enjoy watching his games. He brings me down lol But it is totally a different case when it comes to Nadal's or especially Djokovic's games. Their energetic and funny personalities change the whole game's aura.
Varetyr
Well yeah I guess you're right about the personality, it's funnier to watch a Djokovic match for example. (I wouldn't call Federer "classless" though) Well I really like Nadal, but Djokovic.... I really don't like when he's being frustrated, starts smashing his racket and throw his towel to the ball boys behind him with anger. This also changes the game's aura, in a bad way.
gurodoll_old

mathexpert9981 wrote:

l-lewd. .
Federer has as much charisma as a plank of wood.
UnderminE

Varetyr wrote:

I really don't like when he's being frustrated, starts smashing his racket and throw his towel to the ball boys behind him with anger. This also changes the game's aura, in a bad way.
This is also true though.

So what about women? I am in love with Azarenka's killer-doll face. And well, Serena Williams is already a legend in tennis history.
Vish024
When you look at Serena Williams you think "This woman can't possibly play tennis" and then she surprises you. You really have to think how badly women's tennis has deteriorated for Serena Williams to be dominating it again.

Anyway tantrums are part of the entertainment, Safin was a personal favourite of mine.
UnderminE

LaVolpe024 wrote:

Anyway tantrums are part of the entertainment, Safin was a personal favourite of mine.
Olds <3
Varetyr
About Women, I'd say...

1) Maria SHARAPOVA 'cause she screams on the court like a real Valkyrie on a battlefield... °w°. (And still owns like a Valkyrie too ~)
2)Serena WILLIAMS, yup, definitely a legend.
3) Aravane REZAI ===> <3.
UnderminE
I've taken a closer look at Sharapova's body once in Istanbul.

Maaan.
Vish024
*ahem*, she is...a fine lady.

Excellent legs.
gurodoll_old
Tennis means strawberries and cream
UnderminE
Strawberries..
Foxtrot
gurodoll_old
This sport is much too lewd
UnderminE
Where is the Brazzers logo seriously.
Vish024
Imagine Sharapova in bed. Loudest sex ever.
UnderminE
Since -1- is banned..

byebye tennis thread ;_;
Nya-nyan_old

UnderminE wrote:

Since -1- is banned..

byebye tennis thread ;_;
why did he get banned .... :( .....
Kaona

Nya-nyan wrote:

UnderminE wrote:

Since -1- is banned..

byebye tennis thread ;_;
why did he get banned .... :( .....
UnderminE
He was too awesome for peppy.
Nya-nyan_old
aaahhh that explains everything xD
she_old
You should keep this thread alive because the reason is classified ;_;
gurodoll_old
Rest in peace sweet prince.
D33d
The "intimidating" grunts and howls piss me off. At least Serena's hilarious about it conveys it in a way which shows how badly she wants to win. That's real passion. The sisters have gone through so much together.

I will say that I don't follow tennis too closely, but the obvious male players are usually fun to watch. I used to play tennis to a point, but then I stopped for various reasons. After playing a lot of badminton, I couldn't even wield a tennis racquet properly. This needs to change.
gurodoll_old

D33d wrote:

The "intimidating" grunts and howls piss me off. At least Serena's hilarious about it conveys it in a way which shows how badly she wants to win. That's real passion. The sisters have gone through so much together.

I will say that I don't follow tennis too closely, but the obvious male players are usually fun to watch. I used to play tennis to a point, but then I stopped for various reasons. After playing a lot of badminton, I couldn't even wield a tennis racquet properly. This needs to change.
As long as you can handle your shuttlecock with finesse bad boy.
Duo35
I don't watch professional tennis but i do love to play. Only been playing for about 4 years but I'm the captain of my schools team.
she_old

Duo35 wrote:

I don't watch professional tennis but i do love to play. Only been playing for about 4 years but I'm the captain of my schools team.
pro
GeeNX
if I didn't play basketball I probably would choose tennis, or beach volleyball
UnderminE
Robson vs Kvitova

I don't even know what am I watching.
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