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q9za
I am responsible for the post inflation.

Nice video.
Topic Starter
Lights
How about we dont spam unrelated posts so it doesnt get locked. If this thread gets locked, i cant re open every thursday
q9za
YES, THIS THREAD CREATED NOT SERVING IT'S FUNCTION, CAN FINALLY BE PUT TO REST.

HELP ME MY BROTHERS, TO FINALLY FIND AN END TO THE STREAM OF FAILED ORDERS!
samX500

q9za wrote:

YES, THIS THREAD CREATED NOT SERVING IT'S FUNCTION, CAN FINALLY BE PUT TO REST.

HELP ME MY BROTHERS, TO FINALLY FIND AN END TO THE STREAM OF FAILED ORDERS!
I agree, let's make a petition for closure of this establishment. This is nothing more than a scam and it is the duty of our mod to protect us from such thing.
q9za

samX500 wrote:

q9za wrote:

YES, THIS THREAD CREATED NOT SERVING IT'S FUNCTION, CAN FINALLY BE PUT TO REST.

HELP ME MY BROTHERS, TO FINALLY FIND AN END TO THE STREAM OF FAILED ORDERS!
I agree, let's make a petition for closure of this establishment. This is nothing more than a scam and it is the duty of our mod to protect us from such thing.
Indeed.

lock it up!
lock it up!
lock it up!
Lapizote
...but arent the products provided free of charge?
levesterz
300th post
samX500

axl2468 wrote:

...but arent the products provided free of charge?
this is still a scam. It is scamming our precious time. Tad, myself, as well as many others have been waiting outrageously long time before our orders arrived.
Lapizote

levesterz wrote:

300th post
nice.

samX500 wrote:

axl2468 wrote:

...but arent the products provided free of charge?
this is still a scam. It is scamming our precious time. Tad, myself, as well as many others have been waiting outrageously long time before our orders arrived.
okay, then.
z0z
i mostly dislike this free providing service because of the lack of proper communication
the person hosting this service should at least list the exact times their service is open(or how long it's open)
abraker
Will this survive till thursday? Place your bets, place your bets!
Lapizote

abraker wrote:

Will this survive till thursday? Place your bets, place your bets!
do you have a permit to run a gambling business?
Nuuskamuikkunen

axl2468 wrote:

abraker wrote:

Will this survive till thursday? Place your bets, place your bets!
do you have a permit to run a gambling business?
He's the president.
Lapizote

eblf2013 wrote:

axl2468 wrote:

abraker wrote:

Will this survive till thursday? Place your bets, place your bets!
do you have a permit to run a gambling business?
He's the president.
okay, fair point.
q9za
lock this thread!

I am not doing this because I was banned, trust me.
Topic Starter
Lights
Notice: Samx500 has also been banned from this establishment.

Would a moderator please escort these unruly trespassers away from my stand? I need to prepare for next thursday. Theres some people who actually appreciate a free service that are looking forward to it.
[LS]PositoniX
im not denizen, how much peppy points would 1 pizza cost me
z0z
i forgot is this thread a roleplay?
Topic Starter
Lights

z0z wrote:

i forgot is this thread a roleplay?
every thread i make is roleplay
q9za
Banish Lights and cut off the head.
Nuuskamuikkunen

q9za wrote:

Banish Lights and cut off the head.
B-but the ice cream.
q9za

eblf2013 wrote:

q9za wrote:

Banish Lights and cut off the head.
B-but the ice cream.
ok we'll put a replacement just for you :^)
Nuuskamuikkunen

q9za wrote:

eblf2013 wrote:

q9za wrote:

Banish Lights and cut off the head.
B-but the ice cream.
ok we'll put a replacement just for you :^)
Aight.
abraker
I'm sorry but available moderator is also banned and therefore cannot escort aforementioned trespassers.

sincerely,,,,,,,,
Locky you
ninore
i need one piece of ice cream
Topic Starter
Lights

abraker wrote:

I'm sorry but available moderator is also banned and therefore cannot escort aforementioned trespassers.

sincerely,,,,,,,,
Locky you
I didnt mean you.

FLANSTER, GET THESE RIOTERS AND THIS CROOKED COP AWAY FROM MY STAND. THURSDAY IS FAST APPROACHING AND I NEED TO PREPARE ;-;
z0z

Lights wrote:

abraker wrote:

I'm sorry but available moderator is also banned and therefore cannot escort aforementioned trespassers.

sincerely,,,,,,,,
Locky you
I didnt mean you.

FLANSTER, GET THESE RIOTERS AND THIS CROOKED COP AWAY FROM MY STAND. THURSDAY IS FAST APPROACHING AND I NEED TO PREPARE ;-;
if you want me out or something just push the bed i'm sleeping in out, i'm not even sure how i'm here or how i'm interacting with you but i'm still asleep(yes i was asleep the whole time i was here) -.-
Topic Starter
Lights

z0z wrote:

Lights wrote:

abraker wrote:

I'm sorry but available moderator is also banned and therefore cannot escort aforementioned trespassers.

sincerely,,,,,,,,
Locky you
I didnt mean you.

FLANSTER, GET THESE RIOTERS AND THIS CROOKED COP AWAY FROM MY STAND. THURSDAY IS FAST APPROACHING AND I NEED TO PREPARE ;-;
if you want me out or something just push the bed i'm sleeping in out, i'm not even sure how i'm here or how i'm interacting with you but i'm still asleep(yes i was asleep the whole time i was here) -.-
I merely want the unruly trespassers away from my stand so i can adequately serve the more appreciative denizens that understand the service i am aiming to provide.

If you are capable of conducting yourself peacefully you dont need to leave.
Winnyace
can't we just chill out and eat pizza and ice cream on Thursday?
Hydreigon

Winnyace wrote:

can't we just chill out and eat pizza and ice cream on Thursday?
i like that idea
+1
q9za
Yes, but the owner has one job, to deliver the requested Pizza and Ice cream, and is failing miserably. (sometimes)
Topic Starter
Lights

q9za wrote:

Yes, but the owner has one job, to deliver the requested Pizza and Ice cream, and is failing miserably. (sometimes)
That isnt my job tho. I dont have a job. I dont even work here.
Winnyace

q9za wrote:

Yes, but the owner has one job, to deliver the requested Pizza and Ice cream, and is failing miserably. (sometimes)

Winnyace wrote:

can't we just chill out and eat pizza and ice cream on Thursday?
Flanster
Calm your talk holes people. Your expectations are too high for a mere OT thread. Please remember people are busy sometimes and/or can't dedicate to this place as much as you would.
Topic Starter
Lights

Winnyace wrote:

q9za wrote:

Yes, but the owner has one job, to deliver the requested Pizza and Ice cream, and is failing miserably. (sometimes)

Winnyace wrote:

can't we just chill out and eat pizza and ice cream on Thursday?

Flanster wrote:

Calm your talk holes people. Your expectations are too high for a mere OT thread. Please remember people are busy sometimes and/or can't dedicate to this place as much as you would.
<3 <3 <3
Tad Fibonacci
you fell for it again huh. Well, here's one for being a good sport.

Zelzatter Zero
inb4 lock
Winnyace
it'll probably happen after this Thursday ;c. hopefully after Thursday and not before....
Hydreigon
its wednesday my dudes
Lapizote

Hydreigon wrote:

its wednesday my dudes
in the good ol' us of a its still tuesday

haha amateurs
Hydreigon
its pretty cool that we get a head start when Lights pizza & ice cream store opens
Topic Starter
Lights

Zelzatter Zero wrote:

inb4 lock
this thread will not be locked. look elsewhere.

Winnyace wrote:

it'll probably happen after this Thursday ;c. hopefully after Thursday and not before....
if it does ill make an identical thread to replace it. All it'll serve to do is reset the post history and piss me off. I'm not going to be strong-armed by a mod just because people want to shitpost in my thread.

Hydreigon wrote:

its wednesday my dudes
Pre-orders will start in 12 hours!

3 lucky pre-orders will receive an added secret bonus this time, too ^^
Winnyace

Lights wrote:

Winnyace wrote:

it'll probably happen after this Thursday ;c. hopefully after Thursday and not before....
if it does ill make an identical thread to replace it.
oh thank god. I can't live without pizza, ice cream and special bonuses ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Hydreigon
are these secret bonuses happy meal toys? C:
Topic Starter
Lights

Hydreigon wrote:

are these secret bonuses happy meal toys? C:
It depends on who wins them. winners will be selected randomly. I'll personalize them to whomever.
Flanster
Good luck on your shift.
q9za

Hydreigon wrote:

are these secret bonuses happy meal toys? C:
sad meal toys :C
Topic Starter
Lights
Orders are open for all of my denizen senpais.

Non-senpai orders will not be recorded, you know who you are, meanies. >:C

This week 3 random orders will be selected for a personalized bonus!
Zelzatter Zero
ok something normal for once.

seafood pizza with coke ice cream
Winnyace
can I have a medium sized pizza with a pint of ice cream?
Lapizote
can I have a large pepperoni with 3 liters of mountain dew? (edit: oh yeah this is about ice cream, just put the mountain dew in a large cone)
Nuuskamuikkunen

Zelzatter Zero wrote:

coke
That's not ice cream!

Okay lights, The rainbow ice cream you gave me last time was incredible, now I wanna try something slightly more common, what about a gold ice cream and a pizza of 8.14968416 inches of diameter? Be precise with the pizza.
ninore
i'm feeling dizzy, where is my ice cream?
i really need it.
update: my head is starting to hurt i need ice cream give me an ice cream please
update: its geting hadr to breathe my head hurts pleadse give me an ice crea
update:i need soem ice crea- *cough*
aah, i really need ice cream i need it so bad
Hydreigon
the same old order lights:

Hydreigon wrote:

may i have plain cookies and cream ice cream and a pepperoni pizza, please?
Topic Starter
Lights

eblf2013 wrote:

Zelzatter Zero wrote:

coke
That's not ice cream!

Okay lights, The rainbow ice cream you gave me last time was incredible, now I wanna try something slightly more common, what about a gold ice cream and a pizza of 8.14968416 inches of diameter? Be precise with the pizza.
I'm sorry, but as I told abraker, gold is simply too expensive of a material to be sourced on a free stand. I simply don't have the cash flow i'd need to fund something like that. you'll need to modify your order
Topic Starter
Lights

nedd83 wrote:

i'm feeling dizzy, where is my ice cream?
i really need it.
update: my head is starting to hurt i need ice cream give me an ice cream please
update: its geting hadr to breathe my head hurts pleadse give me an ice crea
No, We're not open yet. just taking pre orders ^^ good luck not dying. ill record your order!
Topic Starter
Lights
zelzatter 0, winny, axl, ned, hydreigon; your orders have been recorded.
eblf, you need to address your order ^^
levesterz
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Topic Starter
Lights

levesterz wrote:

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rejected
Zelzatter Zero

Lights wrote:

levesterz wrote:

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rejected
oof
Flanster
Good day! May I order a Deep Dish pizza and a Chocola & Vanilla icecream?
Nuuskamuikkunen

Lights wrote:

zelzatter 0, winny, axl, ned, hydreigon; your orders have been recorded.
eblf, you need to address your order ^^
Okay, not gold, but what about an apple ice cream? I will still order the 8.14968416 inch pizza though.
Topic Starter
Lights

Flanster wrote:

Good day! May I order a Deep Dish pizza and a Chocola & Vanilla icecream?

eblf2013 wrote:

Lights wrote:

zelzatter 0, winny, axl, ned, hydreigon; your orders have been recorded.
eblf, you need to address your order ^^
Okay, not gold, but what about an apple ice cream? I will still order the 8.14968416 inch pizza though.
approved
Topic Starter
Lights
This weeks special bonus winners have been selected!
Winner 1: Baby Gril Winny
Winner 2: e b l f numbers
Winner 3: ned

Enjoy the food everyone! ^^

---

Winners were selected using this script: https://hastebin.com/axuyoliduy.js
Winnyace

Lights wrote:

This weeks special bonus winners have been selected!
Winner 1: Baby Gril Winny
Nuuskamuikkunen

Lights wrote:

This weeks special bonus winners have been selected!
Winner 1: Baby Gril Winny
Winner 2: e b l f numbers
READ FIRST.
WARNING - Seizures
Some people (about 1 in 4000) may have seizures or blackouts triggered by light flashes or patterns, and this may occur while they are watching TV or playing video games, even if they have never had a seizure before.

Anyone who has had a seizure, loss of awareness, or other symptom linked to an epileptic condition should consult a doctor before playing a video game.

Parents should watch their children play video games. Stop playing and consult a doctor if you or your child has any of the following symptoms:

Convulsions
Eye or muscle twitching
Loss of awareness
Altered vision
Involuntary movements
Disorientation
To reduce the likelihood of a seizure when playing video games:

Sit or stand as far from the screen as possible.
Play video games on the smallest available television screen.
Do not play if you are tired or need sleep.
Play in a well-lit room.
Take a 10 to 15 minute break every hour.

Now that you've read this warning, you're free to watch the reaction gif and I won't be held responsible.

Hydreigon

eblf2013 wrote:

READ FIRST.
WARNING - Seizures
Some people (about 1 in 4000) may have seizures or blackouts triggered by light flashes or patterns, and this may occur while they are watching TV or playing video games, even if they have never had a seizure before.

Anyone who has had a seizure, loss of awareness, or other symptom linked to an epileptic condition should consult a doctor before playing a video game.

Parents should watch their children play video games. Stop playing and consult a doctor if you or your child has any of the following symptoms:

Convulsions
Eye or muscle twitching
Loss of awareness
Altered vision
Involuntary movements
Disorientation
To reduce the likelihood of a seizure when playing video games:

Sit or stand as far from the screen as possible.
Play video games on the smallest available television screen.
Do not play if you are tired or need sleep.
Play in a well-lit room.
Take a 10 to 15 minute break every hour.

Now that you've read this warning, you're free to watch the reaction gif and I won't be held responsible.

nice gif
Qiyana
il take some ice crem
Meguro
gonna order a strawberry ice cream :3
q9za
Hey I'd like two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
Tad Fibonacci
Click HERE for free egg!
samX500

Tad Fibonacci wrote:

q9za wrote:

Hey I'd like two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
I ordered the same thing when the stand has just opened.

It never came.
truly outrageous. I once ordered a very simple meal and that meal not only came far too late for the simplicity of the meal, but the quality was also outstandingly terrible and the customer service, not able to carry the weight of their own failure, could do nothing but ban me from the place. Truly pathetic.
q9za

samX500 wrote:

Tad Fibonacci wrote:

q9za wrote:

Hey I'd like two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.
I ordered the same thing when the stand has just opened.

It never came.
truly outrageous. I once ordered a very simple meal and that meal not only came far too late for the simplicity of the meal, but the quality was also outstandingly terrible and the customer service, not able to carry the weight of their own failure, could do nothing but ban me from the place. Truly pathetic.
This is truly pathetic. We need to put a blockade on this thread, so that no one else experiences the pain of ordering and not receiving.
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