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Kedi

silmarilen wrote:

LaVolpe024 wrote:

You can have some of our Turks, we have too many of them here.
this so much, there is actually a joke in dutch about an earthquake happening in turkey, and then the french send 1million liters of wine because they have enough anyway, the belgians send 1million kg of fries because they have enough anyway, and the dutch send 1 million turks because we have enough anyway.
lol
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Milkshake
silmarilen 5/5 joke
Hika
lol'd
pls, turks come to america, i'm sick of these fucking burmese faggots thinking they can transfer into my school without being smart & shit
Topic Starter
Milkshake
;_; I have no friends
only kebabs
they're the only ones I can love
Seph
surprisingly those exist in here, and its p good
MMzz

Hika wrote:

lol'd
pls, turks come to america, i'm sick of these fucking burmese faggots thinking they can transfer into my school without being smart & shit
Delaware is Turk free.
lSolar_old

Milkshake wrote:

;_; I have no friends
only kebabs
they're the only ones I can love
/me hugs*


SPOILER
mapshiterryday
Aqo

Milkshake wrote:

kebabs are the only ones I can love
so lewd
Kazuo
Topic Starter
Milkshake
what the fuck are you reading.
Wojjan

Milkshake wrote:

OT makes sense to me now
Hoverlegs
whoa

why didn't i see that before

mfw

Bread
my favorite type of kebab


the hashish kind
Kazuo
toriko
Foxtrot
A whole thread dedicated to kebab?


You guys must be really bored.
Kanye West

Dulcet wrote:

A whole thread dedicated to kebab?


You guys must be really bored.
Or really like kebabs

#optimism
Liut
pizza with kebab =orgasms
Zelda
Well, that's kind of a strange fetish.
silmarilen
you cant judge people on their fetishes
IppE
Last year we had kebabs like every other day with pals @ school because fuck working

2h lunchbreaks are OP
Teras


Dreamhack kebab, hurr
Rantai
I don't think I could ever eat a kebab again after seeing what they do with the meat behind the counter.

Forever traumatised.
thelewa
In a city called Turku, there was an interesting series of events in one kebab-restaurant. A woman bought some kebab and got HIV from eating it. This started a police investigation in which it turned out that the owner of the kebab-restaurant had drilled a hole into the kebab and shagged it and then sold it to people.

I don't even
she_old
I remember some Turkish place my aunt told me about to never go to, there was an investigation there and it turned out that some worker there jizzed in the garlic sauce...
It was a shawarma kebab thingie place though.
UnderminE
HAHA
thelewa
IT MUST'VE BEEN

SPECIAL SAUCE
Kanye West
So do these things happen all the time in Turkey? Maybe they like the taste of jizz in their food.
she_old
Well I think all the bad people who do that get cast out to the Netherlands here and we get to eat their specialties.
Meanwhile in Turkey there's UnderminE eating real kebab while we get leftovers... ;_;
UnderminE

Kanye West wrote:

So do these things happen all the time in Turkey? Maybe they like the taste of jizz in their food.
Yeah we are some alien shitz that we use jizz as spice.

Also yes ordered one with roommate like 6-7 hours ago. It was



Delicious!
Vish024
If you ask a Turk here that sort of question they'd simply go "Oh yeah well look at the Greeks, they're just disgusting with they're...they're siestas and whatnot. We're also better at football than them so fuck you."

Gotta love Turks.
Zelda

LaVolpe024 wrote:

with they're...
They are siestas ?
Vish024
Stop bullying me my first language isn't English.

Sort of.
Azure_Kite
It's Australian, amirite mate?
winber1
my first language was american
JappyBabes

Does this count
mathexpert


Before this thread I thought that was a kebab.

My life is a lie :cry:
Zelda

LaVolpe024 wrote:

Stop bullying me my first language isn't English.

Sort of.
English is my fourth language. Do you even lift, bro ?
Kanye West

winber1 wrote:

my first language was american
Omg I know that language! Hi5!
Vish024
Wojjan

LaVolpe024 wrote:

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