I actually have had stalkers interestingly enough. Never had a harassing ex, they always end up breaking my heart or dying. Stalkers you can deal with easily. Let them praise you, let them follow you, let them find you as the center of their world... Then let them buy you stuff and give you head while you make it seem like you are so generous to let them and it is their lucky day. The rest is simple and obvious, but that kids is an easy way to get a reliable booty call on demand saved to your phone.
As far as creepy male stalkers are concerned? I grab em by the throat and shove them into a wall and say "I'd rather we not have to do this. Last time I killed a man I had to go to a mental ward for a few months..." Then smile REEEEAL big, tighten your grip, and say "It's been a while..." Then after a sec, go straight poker face, let go, and walk away silently.
Same applies similarly to people stepping in front of your car, such as robbery, setup, extortion, kidnapping, any of that. If you see it happening (I did once, never go to the super ghetto of Oakland kids) then get the biggest evil maniacal grin you can, look em dead in the eye, and floor it.
As far as creepy male stalkers are concerned? I grab em by the throat and shove them into a wall and say "I'd rather we not have to do this. Last time I killed a man I had to go to a mental ward for a few months..." Then smile REEEEAL big, tighten your grip, and say "It's been a while..." Then after a sec, go straight poker face, let go, and walk away silently.
Same applies similarly to people stepping in front of your car, such as robbery, setup, extortion, kidnapping, any of that. If you see it happening (I did once, never go to the super ghetto of Oakland kids) then get the biggest evil maniacal grin you can, look em dead in the eye, and floor it.