Official Notice From OT Royal Society of Quality
The impersonations have not stopped and continue strong. All efforts to deter the impersonations have failed. Despite the numerous warning given denizens still continue to impersonate me. You have all been marked for execution scheduled for today. I told OT Royal Society just that, but unfortunately what I have said has been misunderstood, and it has been suggested I execute something else entirely instead. A plan of sorts...
I had objections regarding this since it feels like this would fall under the jurisdiction of the OT!Government, but I am forced to oblige. This is because on this day OT Royal Society herby officially declares a new holiday: abraker day! On this day denizens celebrate me by putting on masks and pretending to be me. Yes this is dumb. No this is not a joke. Yes I am against it. No I don't have answers to your questions.
Now onto the festivities!
,,,,,,,,,,,Sincerely
abraker, Head of OT Royal Society of Quality
abraker, Head of OT Royal Society of Quality