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How do I boil water? (solved?) Now making noodles from scratch.

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Topic Starter
Nuuskamuikkunen
How?
Westonini
travel to the sun and warm it up or spit bars at it
samX500
to boil water you need to decreasure the atmospheric pressure. To do that, you just have to put the water in an enclosed space and then suck out all of the air from the enclosed space to create a vacuuum.
abraker
I can make the blood of those two idiots above me boil does that count?
samX500

abraker wrote:

I can make the blood of those two idiots above me boil does that count?


The methods used to make blood boil are the same as those to make water boil and all the OP asked for was for these methods of making liquids boil.

If you explain to the OP how to make the blood of the idiots above you boil, while perhaps making a little presentation for visual support, the OP would be able to use this knowledge to boil water and you would have answered his question.

So I believe that OP would be delighted by you doing that! Though it might not be wise to answer in his place.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
yes
Tad Fibonacci
No
levesterz
Boiling water can be very tricky as one wrong move can kill but not to worry, ,if you follow this guide you will boil the perfect water everytime so lets dive into the step

chapter 1 getting water


Most people will think that getting water by just turning on the tap. Well you are wrong . That are fake water and fake water taste very bad once boil. So in order to get the true real water one must find and extract it from slimeiuschanmius or also known as blue slime. Why you must only extract from the blue slime only you ask ? Well blue is the colour of water duh .once you succesfully extract it now we move to the next step getting fire which will be on my next post as I do not want this post to burn
abraker
Step one making this idiot's blood boil:




Step two making this idiot's blood boil:

johnmedina999

levesterz wrote:

slimeiuschanmius or also known as blue slime

Topic Starter
Nuuskamuikkunen
After a couple of weeks, I decided to put my results:

Westonini wrote:

travel to the sun and warm it up or spit bars at it


First option is too far away for me.
Second option: Instructions unclear, I spit chocolate bars at it, hasn't boiled, but it does taste nice.

samX500 wrote:

to boil water you need to decreasure the atmospheric pressure. To do that, you just have to put the water in an enclosed space and then suck out all of the air from the enclosed space to create a vacuuum.


I did it, but when I was about to use it, the water turned back to normal.

abraker wrote:

I can make the blood of those two idiots above me boil does that count?


Blood is 80% water so maybe.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH wrote:

yes

Tad Fibonacci wrote:

No


It seems like people in Vietnam don't know either.



levesterz wrote:

Boiling water can be very tricky as one wrong move can kill but not to worry, ,if you follow this guide you will boil the perfect water everytime so lets dive into the step

chapter 1 getting water


Most people will think that getting water by just turning on the tap. Well you are wrong . That are fake water and fake water taste very bad once boil. So in order to get the true real water one must find and extract it from slimeiuschanmius or also known as blue slime. Why you must only extract from the blue slime only you ask ? Well blue is the colour of water duh .once you succesfully extract it now we move to the next step getting fire which will be on my next post as I do not want this post to burn


As a lv1 warrior with a wooden stick as a weapon, I got killed instantly.


abraker wrote:

Step one making this idiot's blood boil:




Step two making this idiot's blood boil:



I have tried both, but how do I know if their blood has boiled?, they are at least 4000 km from me so I dunno.
pentaqola
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Westonini

Westonini wrote:

travel to the sun and warm it up or spit bars at it


eblf2013 wrote:

First option is too far away for me.



taxi

or try coldtooth bus
Tad Fibonacci

Westonini wrote:

Westonini wrote:

travel to the sun and warm it up or spit bars at it


eblf2013 wrote:

First option is too far away for me.



taxi

or try coldtooth bus


Just borrow one of abraker's airship.

I'm sure he has some lying around.
samX500

Tad Fibonacci wrote:

Westonini wrote:

Westonini wrote:

travel to the sun and warm it up or spit bars at it


eblf2013 wrote:

First option is too far away for me.



taxi

or try coldtooth bus


Just borrow one of abraker's airship.

I'm sure he has some lying around.


Or he could borrow a teleporter, I am sure abraker would be more than happy to test his invention send him to the sun and back with teleportation.
Topic Starter
Nuuskamuikkunen
Ok, I'll steal ask abraker about the teleporter!
TeeArctic1
Since last time I've tried the following with good results:

Frying bacon with a curling iron
Steaming carrots using steam from the shower
Heating food with an overworked and hot computer
Frying bacon with a clothing iron
Topic Starter
Nuuskamuikkunen

TeeArctic1 wrote:

Since last time I've tried the following with good results:

Frying bacon with a curling iron
Steaming carrots using steam from the shower
Heating food with an overworked and hot computer
Frying bacon with a clothing iron


I don't have a curling iron, I guess a normal hair iron works too.
I live in a place where we rarely get below 23ºC so we don't need a steaming shower.
My computer seems perfectly fine for this task. (I guess it might even burn it).
Clothing irons are excellent for frying eggs too!

But WHAT I NEED IS TO BOIL WATER!
Nate Bait
types in notepad hey youtube today i will show you how to boil water





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abraker
!All aboard the nostalgia train CHOO CHOO
Topic Starter
Nuuskamuikkunen
I tried all steps in the videos, but now I got stuck in 2008. HOW DO I GO BACK TO 2020?! HALP!!
abraker
do you really wanna go back to 2020? It's a shitshow right now
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