For your information, no, I don't make out with my two older sisters every night. And yes, this is my natural eye colour. It's called heterochromia. Think about actually doing your homework sometime, you lazy sleazebag. The ears are real too. What, you don't like 'em? You think I'm just a little weeaboo faggot, who wears fake ears on a headband all day just for fun, having performed no actual significant function, don't you? Well I've got news for you, you're the weeaboo faggot here. You who peeps under all the girls' skirts as they're walking up the stairs to their homeroom classes. You think you can just do that all day without anybody saying anything, huh? Well I noticed you alright. I noticed because you'd always stare up my skirt the longest, because you're a horribly perverted, sick cunt who knows nothing but to hit on whoever's unfortunate enough to cross paths with your unbearable presence. I hope you and your family get-- oh, you have cookies?! Yaaay cookies <3