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Achromalia
347 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia
there exists no fight, i either die immediately or am perpetually hospitalized while helpless at the mercy of their willingness to not kill me. either that, or you must necessarily make me unlike myself in a manner that betrays my general sentiments and deliberate behaviors, and i will still die

a curse of death phrased in a vaguely "new" way, which, i mean i can't do anything about it so yeah i suppose i'll just live as normal and wait for them to break in while listening to music i love and daydreaming my life away. i'm a malnourished stickbug skeletal corpse, i couldn't possibly do anything, so i wouldn't possibly try anything at all

there is no distress when facing the absolute, thus says the freeze instinct

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Achromalia wrote:

i curse you with the lifetime roulette for the deprivation of two of four forms of conventional sensation (sight, hearing, smell, taste-- the sense of touch is protected/excluded) which will alternate once per day in an inconsistent order and will persist through the entirety of that given day
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synthwavesquid
223 posts
Joined February 2021
synthwavesquid
that sounds like hell

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i curse you with recieving a box of random items every week on two random days from a totally random source, varying in size and amount of items. most things in the boxes are entirely worthless, such as unsalvagable parts of other things. however, there is that slim chance something in one of those boxes will prove very useful/meaningful to you. maybe a fully-functional video game console or a tool you were going to get anyways. so do you let yourself be complacent and risk throwing something useful out or check every single box you recieve?
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vblu
0 posts
Joined February 2025
vblu
ooo sounds like a pawn shop or a framed murder in the making o.o

I curse you with having anime flashbacks whenever you hear a certain trigger word. Multiple words will be tied to different flashbacks, and all of them are common words. You'll never know what the words are though, and everyone around you will just see that you're staring out into space during the flashback. Oh, and they're always embarrassing memories that will be narrated by an emo teen version of yourself.
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reffty_gag
407 posts
Joined July 2023
reffty_gag
i'd rather die

I curse you with having a 15 second ads whenever you're doing something and you have to pay $10 per-weeks if you want no ads
DJruslan4ic
4 posts
Joined February 2023
DJruslan4ic
I hate this why hwy hwy hwy

I curse you with all of the above but with very light downsides
synthwavesquid
223 posts
Joined February 2021
synthwavesquid
companies will one day seek to create this torment nexus

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i curse you to have an irresistable urge to scream "MR BEAST" while doing the funny mr beast pose every 30 minutes
[TCD] Dzar03
Beatmap Nominator
220 posts
Joined April 2020
[TCD] Dzar03
I hope Mr. Beast will notice and recognize my love to him someday

I curse you with a vine boom sound effect come after every sentence you speak
BluePyTheDeer_
140 posts
Joined March 2024
BluePyTheDeer_
I curse you with the inability to use your hands.
Farfocele
1,101 posts
Joined April 2020
Farfocele
SON OF A B-

I curse you with the inability to speak in long sentences and complex words.
Achromalia
347 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia
in a weird way, i think i feel a little better :) i wanna ask how long the sentence can be, but im hopeful i could learn to fit that ^^

i curse you with!!! dust inconveniently flying and slipping into your eyes and nose at all times unless covered by masks and goggles
vblu
0 posts
Joined February 2025
vblu
i am now... a superhero by force...

I like the vine boom curse, so I'm giving it to you BUT it's the bruh sound effect instead
synthwavesquid
223 posts
Joined February 2021
synthwavesquid
i will never be taken seriously again. thousands found dead

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i curse you with always having an itch in your ear you can never get rid of
BluePyTheDeer_
140 posts
Joined March 2024
BluePyTheDeer_
I curse you with being unable to find pictures.
Farfocele
1,101 posts
Joined April 2020
Farfocele
hell nah.

I curse you with being in the second Red Bull seat. It may sound good but trust me, it isn't.
BluePyTheDeer_
140 posts
Joined March 2024
BluePyTheDeer_
You lose your blahaj
Farfocele
1,101 posts
Joined April 2020
Farfocele
Singular or plural? My reaction will vary.

I make you a diehard Verstappen for the rest of your life, to the point where you'd sacrifice your life if it helped him get just a few more points.
BluePyTheDeer_
140 posts
Joined March 2024
BluePyTheDeer_

BluePyTheDeer_ wrote:

You lose your blahaj
Plural, ALL of them.


Anyways, you have no more cable or streaming services, so you can't watch F1
Yami Kurosu
763 posts
Joined January 2025
Yami Kurosu
You will never be able to leave offtopic and will post every day.
JLuca913 891
643 posts
Joined December 2022
JLuca913 891
THAT'S BADDDD, I DON'T OPEN OT MUCH, ONLY FG NOOOOO


I curse you to always study your least favorite subject non-stop
QKiryu
19 posts
Joined October 2014
QKiryu
Finally I can learn ptoper English or improve at what i suck at,

Whenever you fo laundry the socks never match
vblu
0 posts
Joined February 2025
vblu
Nooooo I already struggle finding socks in the morning TT^TT

I curse you with having the ad of whatever product you're holding play non-stop whenever you hold it. So like if you pick up a can of Coke, you'll just hear Coke ads the entire time.
keremaru
228 posts
Joined November 2017
keremaru
i get ads all the time anyways, now i just get ads for whatever new product apple puts out next

curse u with having to live in girls next tour
Farfocele
1,101 posts
Joined April 2020
Farfocele
I curse you with always receiving 5 second time penalties every time someone gives one to Esteban Ocon.
QKiryu
19 posts
Joined October 2014
QKiryu
I hope he retires soon,

Every time u try to use the letter n you say the letter m
[TCD] Dzar03
Beatmap Nominator
220 posts
Joined April 2020
[TCD] Dzar03
hope it does work vice versa and my brain can adapt to it

I curse you will hear, read and see every human name is as long as Ossas's
Farfocele
1,101 posts
Joined April 2020
Farfocele
I curse you with not being able to make or mod maps in all osu modes.
Yami Kurosu
763 posts
Joined January 2025
Yami Kurosu
Your curse worked - I have paws. >^.^<


I curse the user below so that he can't sneeze.
JLuca913 891
643 posts
Joined December 2022
JLuca913 891
YIPEEE FINALLY I DON'T HAVE TO BLOW MY NOSE EVERY SECOND



I curse the user below so they teleport every hour randomly
Farfocele
1,101 posts
Joined April 2020
Farfocele
no.

I curse the user below with always having a shit PC. Even if they get a NASA supercomputer, it will be shit if it's used by them.
Osu Mania Hater
2,206 posts
Joined October 2021
Osu Mania Hater
I curse the user above me to remove the curse from me
Yami Kurosu
763 posts
Joined January 2025
Yami Kurosu
I curse the user below me that he will love everyone and wish everyone well.
synthwavesquid
223 posts
Joined February 2021
synthwavesquid
so does the curse completely rewire my brain or...?

sorry, i mean, yaaaaaay

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i curse you to (mentally) become a cat for an hour whenever you see a bird or a bird-shaped thing (or anything you percieve in that moment to be a bird

you still retain your current body
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DJruslan4ic
4 posts
Joined February 2023
DJruslan4ic
i live in a village and see cluck and gueese all the time. no
I curse you with any money that you will hold being turned into it's equivalent in pennies.
Farfocele
1,101 posts
Joined April 2020
Farfocele
L curse.

I curse the user below me to become an obsessive Lewis Hamilton fan/stan. You will want to watch F1 and buy his merch/F1 GP tickets just to get closer to him. You will follow him everywhere he goes. You'd sacrifice everything you own (even your life) to help Lewis Hamilton in any way if given the chance.
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JLuca913 891
643 posts
Joined December 2022
JLuca913 891
I don't understand


I curse the user below me to become a duck for 10 months straight
synthwavesquid
223 posts
Joined February 2021
synthwavesquid
i'm gonna become a duck youtuber

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i curse you to turn all liquids you touch (that isn't directly sourced from your body) into honey

this includes drinking/otherwise putting it inside your body
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Farfocele
1,101 posts
Joined April 2020
Farfocele
ima die


Farfocele wrote:

I curse the user below me to become an obsessive Lewis Hamilton fan/stan. You will want to watch F1 and buy his merch/F1 GP tickets just to get closer to him. You will follow him everywhere he goes. You'd sacrifice everything you own (even your life) to help Lewis Hamilton in any way if given the chance.

TL;DR you become the biggest stan of Lewis Hamilton (F1 Driver) there is.
Achromalia
347 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia
it seems "i" would enjoy myself against my will... fair enough, i didnt really deserve to have a self anyway (/joking)

i curse you to legally purchase every item that catches your interest in chronological order, and if you cannot afford it without a loan, you will comfortably hallucinate it being in your posession until it's really there
cuckiezi 2
3 posts
Joined June 2024
cuckiezi 2
Kinda D: as someone who grew up starving due to poverty :/ but is ok!!! can afford it now probably

I curse you with the feeling of a strand of hair inside your mouth forever
It's not there, you just feel it
Achromalia
347 posts
Joined November 2016
Achromalia
im sorry to hear that :< i think i could empathize

i would probably acclimate to the phantom hair, maybe even play with it sleepily to fight total boredom and despair

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i curse you with an inescapable looming sense of bread
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Farfocele
1,101 posts
Joined April 2020
Farfocele
Could be worse.

I curse you with always having a good keyboard and bad mouse/tablet/aiming device
DJruslan4ic
4 posts
Joined February 2023
DJruslan4ic
I could just play 7k lmao

I curse you with going through adolescence again in your 30s. Yes, you will grow bigger still. Yes, you will get a hormonal boom again and have cringe character.
synthwavesquid
223 posts
Joined February 2021
synthwavesquid
i'll take anything for extra height (please i have to hold onto rails for dear life because my brain's mental map of my body is convinced i should be several feet taller)

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i curse you with hair made out of goop. like if you've ever seen those drawings of slime people, like that

it doesn't need to be taken care of, but it's bright neon goop nobody knows how to style
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Osudroid96
82 posts
Joined December 2018
Osudroid96
At least I won't be bald.

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I curse you to watch the saddest movie you know once a day.
vblu
0 posts
Joined February 2025
vblu
NOOOO I CAN'T HANDLE DAILY WATCHES OF "Along With The Gods" TT^TT

I curse you with the perpetual sense of almost sneezing. Nothing will make it go away, even actually sneezing :P
BluePyTheDeer_
140 posts
Joined March 2024
BluePyTheDeer_
watch the entirety of one piece in one sitting
JLuca913 891
643 posts
Joined December 2022
JLuca913 891
im actually kinda interested to watch one piece so it won't hurt me


I curse the person below me to always play osu! and play tech maps all the time
Farfocele
1,101 posts
Joined April 2020
Farfocele
No.

I curse you with your favorite racing driver always getting penalties which scam them out of podiums/wins
cuckiezi 2
3 posts
Joined June 2024
cuckiezi 2
Idrc I barely watch F1 nowadays

Cursed with having to play 12 League of Legend games daily, even if you don't play it well tough luck you will now
Farfocele
1,101 posts
Joined April 2020
Farfocele
FUCK FUCK

You have to drive in the Red Bull F1 second seat. (trust me, this is a curse.)
synthwavesquid
223 posts
Joined February 2021
synthwavesquid
i may be dead

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i curse you to be followed around by an entity that takes the form of the silhouette of a tall, slender man wearing a fedora. sometimes it's there, sometimes it isn't. you most often see it in your peripheral vision and on reflective surfaces, it vanishing soon after you notice it. the entity is entirely non-malicious and can't physically interact with you
CLICKMACHINE
488 posts
Joined March 2023
CLICKMACHINE
That ain't no curse, that's a blessing (People run when I'm near 'em)

You'll never be able to eat any kind of meat ever again.
synthwavesquid
223 posts
Joined February 2021
synthwavesquid

CLICKMACHINE wrote:

That ain't no curse, that's a blessing (People run when I'm near 'em)
me and my hallucination (that everyone else can see) <3

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honestly? as much as i like fish, i could handle being permanently vegetarian. plants taste better tbh

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i curse you to always know the twists in a story and you'll be unable to keep yourself from expressing this to anyone else you're watching/reading/playing with in the most annoying, patronising way possible
Farfocele
1,101 posts
Joined April 2020
Farfocele
So I'd become the biggest spoiler in the world. That sucks, but I've seen worse.

You have to live the life of a diehard Ferrari fan.
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