nah.
You get to test drive an F1 car with the team that made the car.
You get to test drive an F1 car with the team that made the car.
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nah, google does that job just fine
the ability to double anything, but you can only double once a day, and whatever you double can only be doubled once a day
$10k of GameStop stock
(leave it)
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a console that can play any games from any nintendo console released up until the wii (it works perfectly fine and peforms exactly the same as whatever hardware/firmware it has to emulate/replicate to play the game, including any in-game glitches). you will still have to source the games and any peripherals, and likely physically too as the console is extremely difficult to modify and will most likely break if you try to
OT: Yeah, sure.
some cute clothes
OT: Sure.
The new Fractal Design Meshify 3 XL PC case.
i'd leave the offer alone and pass it along to someone else, that's not particularly interesting for me... but maybe i'd consider it if i were older and understood what i'd feel about it, idk
this offer has four primary premises: ⠀
+ you are a telepathic parasite. you can see what other people see, feel what other people feel, think what other people think, and you will remember their memories. you know everything they know. these people will not know you're there, and there is no apparent form of medical screening that would ever be able to detect you. however, you cannot influence their mind or body, and you can't influence their thoughts/feelings or their choices. you are nothing more than a spectator and experiential archivist.
+ you may occupy one mind/body at a time from five other people, like a metaphorical collection of extra "save-files" and "load-files" (in addition to your own original body/mind), and you may then internalize the experiences that the hosts collected/remembered through the continuity of those bodies and their histories. you can absorb that information into your own original body without necessarily overwriting your own current original personality, although maintaining multiple perspectives at once will come with a catch that will be explained later. you can only mix-and-match those imported personalities/memories to emulate something about how someone behaves/thinks/feels while in your original body/mind, and you can only manipulate/emulate those mixed-and-matched characteristics through conscious effort. any personalities/memories you've adopted in those five "save-files" will register as separate conflicting "intuitions/instincts" until you're done.
+ to observe someone, simply daydream about them while attempting to imagine who they've been, and keep searching until you grow a compulsive sequence of intuitions. pursue these intuitions vigorously until you can vividly see a frozen image of what that person's point of view looks like-- then relax, hold onto that memory, open your eyes, and blink. you now see/feel everything exactly as they do except they're accompanied with a sensation akin to a vague impression of a lucid dream-- but while you exist as this person, you will also intuitively feel part of yourself "outside" the host body you're observing... so if you want to save/exit this point of view to return to "yourself", repeat the daydream procedure and imagine who you've originally been.
+ however, your new experiences will naturally dilute and scramble your personality from the original body as a result of conflicting instincts/impressions/perspectives/values from other people. you know everything other people know except you now doubt what you originally knew before you took the offer. you think new thoughts and feel new feelings about your original experiences, so those memories now feel vaguely foreign, and while you can intuit what they've meant to you, you don't really instinctually respond to them the way you normally did-- if you had to make a conscious and deliberate effort to emulate other people before you took this offer (an offer made to relieve yourself of that effort and experience other perspectives with absolute clarity and accuracy), you now have to deliberately make an effort to emulate your original self in order to retain that original personality. ultimately, you can condition yourself to mitigate it and hold true to your original personality, but it will require some discipline.
⎵⫶⎴⫶⎵⫶⎴⫶⎵⫶⎴ ∷ ✦ ∷ ⎴⫶⎵⫶⎴⫶⎵⫶⎴⫶⎵ + you are a telepathic parasite. you can see what other people see, feel what other people feel, think what other people think, and you will remember their memories. you know everything they know. these people will not know you're there, and there is no apparent form of medical screening that would ever be able to detect you. however, you cannot influence their mind or body, and you can't influence their thoughts/feelings or their choices. you are nothing more than a spectator and experiential archivist.
+ you may occupy one mind/body at a time from five other people, like a metaphorical collection of extra "save-files" and "load-files" (in addition to your own original body/mind), and you may then internalize the experiences that the hosts collected/remembered through the continuity of those bodies and their histories. you can absorb that information into your own original body without necessarily overwriting your own current original personality, although maintaining multiple perspectives at once will come with a catch that will be explained later. you can only mix-and-match those imported personalities/memories to emulate something about how someone behaves/thinks/feels while in your original body/mind, and you can only manipulate/emulate those mixed-and-matched characteristics through conscious effort. any personalities/memories you've adopted in those five "save-files" will register as separate conflicting "intuitions/instincts" until you're done.
+ to observe someone, simply daydream about them while attempting to imagine who they've been, and keep searching until you grow a compulsive sequence of intuitions. pursue these intuitions vigorously until you can vividly see a frozen image of what that person's point of view looks like-- then relax, hold onto that memory, open your eyes, and blink. you now see/feel everything exactly as they do except they're accompanied with a sensation akin to a vague impression of a lucid dream-- but while you exist as this person, you will also intuitively feel part of yourself "outside" the host body you're observing... so if you want to save/exit this point of view to return to "yourself", repeat the daydream procedure and imagine who you've originally been.
+ however, your new experiences will naturally dilute and scramble your personality from the original body as a result of conflicting instincts/impressions/perspectives/values from other people. you know everything other people know except you now doubt what you originally knew before you took the offer. you think new thoughts and feel new feelings about your original experiences, so those memories now feel vaguely foreign, and while you can intuit what they've meant to you, you don't really instinctually respond to them the way you normally did-- if you had to make a conscious and deliberate effort to emulate other people before you took this offer (an offer made to relieve yourself of that effort and experience other perspectives with absolute clarity and accuracy), you now have to deliberately make an effort to emulate your original self in order to retain that original personality. ultimately, you can condition yourself to mitigate it and hold true to your original personality, but it will require some discipline.
Nah a spectator mode wouldn't be that useful legally
A magical copybook that can answer any question. It looks blank if you don't do anything, but if you ask a question before opening, an answer will be written. It's an 98 sheet copybook, but you must use it wisely, since the answers can be verbose and, of course, it's finite.
A magical copybook that can answer any question. It looks blank if you don't do anything, but if you ask a question before opening, an answer will be written. It's an 98 sheet copybook, but you must use it wisely, since the answers can be verbose and, of course, it's finite.
the ability to double anything, but you can only double once a day, and whatever you double can only be doubled once a day
Take it. Doubling responsibly ofc (by responsibly I mean doubling inconsiqential things like idk, in-game currency)
Literally the transmutation engine that you use in Opus Magnum. It still operates on the game's alchemy and you need to figure out the formulas and molecules yourself. You also need to find reagents for it too
Literally the transmutation engine that you use in Opus Magnum. It still operates on the game's alchemy and you need to figure out the formulas and molecules yourself. You also need to find reagents for it too
Take it. It just works.
GameStop
GameStop
leave it, using my two thousand legs
i dont have money to buy their games and i dont play anything nor have i normally cared to look for anything anyway x')
a $1.6K USD (monthly-rented) studio apartment in the state of michigan with no furnishing except antique splintered chairs
i dont have money to buy their games and i dont play anything nor have i normally cared to look for anything anyway x')
a $1.6K USD (monthly-rented) studio apartment in the state of michigan with no furnishing except antique splintered chairs
I don't live there so if I have to pay for it I'll pass, otherwise i'd take it, get some furniture there and rent it out.Achromalia wrote:
leave it, using my two thousand legs
i dont have money to buy their games and i dont play anything nor have i normally cared to look for anything anyway x')
a $1.6K USD (monthly-rented) studio apartment in the state of michigan with no furnishing except antique splintered chairs
$10k of GameStop stock
Leave it.
A stable job at McDonald's
A stable job at McDonald's
(leave it)
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a console that can play any games from any nintendo console released up until the wii (it works perfectly fine and peforms exactly the same as whatever hardware/firmware it has to emulate/replicate to play the game, including any in-game glitches). you will still have to source the games and any peripherals, and likely physically too as the console is extremely difficult to modify and will most likely break if you try to
awww hell nah what good is a console if I can't mod it
the ability to noclip irl
the ability to noclip irl
would be fun to noclip to a room instead of opening the door so, I'll take it
the ability to get 10$ everytime you scream
the ability to get 10$ everytime you scream
a method for reducing anger/stress/whatever that i get PAID for? taking it (and getting a noise complaint midday)
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infinite taco bell tacos (they're all the exact same kind of taco)
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infinite taco bell tacos (they're all the exact same kind of taco)
have never tried taco bell so why not
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have the ability to turn invisible everytime you do 30 push ups
and turn visible again by doing 25 pull ups
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have the ability to turn invisible everytime you do 30 push ups
and turn visible again by doing 25 pull ups
pass, I can't do that many pull-ups so I'd just be stuck invisible forever
Ability to read minds however you can never hear what people actually are saying anymore and just hear their thoughts.
Ability to read minds however you can never hear what people actually are saying anymore and just hear their thoughts.
Leave it, while it would be useful, I'd go insane for not hearing anyone.
A functional N64
A functional N64
Leave it, I don't really have anything that's on my playlist and on N64
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A magical emulator than can emulate any console or hardware regardless of the original console's release, packed with a lot of qol, runs games perfectly and even better than the original hardware, and it can even bypass some simple DRM and Anti-piracy. Any attempts to redistribute the emulator (specifically the installer/apk) will break the installer/apk and the installer/apk has a limit of 20 different devices that it can install to. You receive the installation media for said emulator as a USB drive.
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A magical emulator than can emulate any console or hardware regardless of the original console's release, packed with a lot of qol, runs games perfectly and even better than the original hardware, and it can even bypass some simple DRM and Anti-piracy. Any attempts to redistribute the emulator (specifically the installer/apk) will break the installer/apk and the installer/apk has a limit of 20 different devices that it can install to. You receive the installation media for said emulator as a USB drive.
Leave it, I don't trust magical items. I also don't play older games.
A simple bowl of Pho Ga
A simple bowl of Pho Ga
im taking it
pho is delicious
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a simple bowl of indomie
pho is delicious
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a simple bowl of indomie
ye ok
a blahaj.
a blahaj.
Take it.
A broken piano.
A broken piano.
leave it, even if i were to salvage it i don't have the space to keep its parts
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lifetime free instant noodles
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lifetime free instant noodles
take it take it TAKE IT
i love instant noodles
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lifetime free beef
i love instant noodles
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lifetime free beef
Leave it. I don't want to eat meat all the time.
A synthesizer.
A synthesizer.
Take it could be fun to play around with making music
The ability to fly however you can only fly as fast as you can run.
The ability to fly however you can only fly as fast as you can run.
I wanna fly. quack
the ability to create anything using imagination but only once per day
the ability to create anything using imagination but only once per day
this could go so, so wrong
i'm taking it =:>
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one william dollars
i'm taking it =:>
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one william dollars
No leave it I don't know the state of a William dollar as a stock
A one use hammer that when you smash something with it it significally upgrades said thing (it remains unscathed)
A one use hammer that when you smash something with it it significally upgrades said thing (it remains unscathed)
take it because I need to upgrade my laptop BADLY
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IDR 10.000.000 (10.000.000 Indonesian Rupiah)
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IDR 10.000.000 (10.000.000 Indonesian Rupiah)
10 million IDR? is... about £468.24
no clue how good that is homeland but i'll at least take it and convert it
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a bunch of really cool vinyl stickers (aligning with whatever your tastes are) except the adhesive is worn off (so you'll have to glue them onto things/replace the adhesive to use like a sticker again/some other alternative thing)
no clue how good that is homeland but i'll at least take it and convert it
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a bunch of really cool vinyl stickers (aligning with whatever your tastes are) except the adhesive is worn off (so you'll have to glue them onto things/replace the adhesive to use like a sticker again/some other alternative thing)
Take it. Even though their adhesive is off having them as pictures would be pretty nice.
Old cassettes with very old music.
Old cassettes with very old music.
take it, but probably wont use it
a whole entire piano that has glowing keys and works perfectly, but it can play a random song in the middle of the night
a whole entire piano that has glowing keys and works perfectly, but it can play a random song in the middle of the night
i could play this (aaaahgh i would love to play on an acoustic piano again...) and i could sell/donate this if i move (maybe a midi synthesizer would fit my needs better as a replacement?), really i have no reason to refuse ^^
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take it or leave it:
die, but you can live again as a ghostly spectator following the first three persons to encounter its lifeless remains, while having absorbed and spied on their conveniently well-preserved memories which are accessible for you to experience and re-experience at any time. you will die once they've all died :)
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take it or leave it:
die, but you can live again as a ghostly spectator following the first three persons to encounter its lifeless remains, while having absorbed and spied on their conveniently well-preserved memories which are accessible for you to experience and re-experience at any time. you will die once they've all died :)
...leave it, hell nah
A day with Verstappen.
A day with Verstappen.
Pass.
Сreate your own copy that will have the same rights as you.
Сreate your own copy that will have the same rights as you.
Pass, having a clone of me walk around would probably cause all sorts of problems.
Be able to FC any map in osu but you must play the map for the same number of attempts as the max combo before you do. (Ie 1000 combo map takes 1000 attempts etc)
Be able to FC any map in osu but you must play the map for the same number of attempts as the max combo before you do. (Ie 1000 combo map takes 1000 attempts etc)
absolutely not, that takes way too much time
a pet duck
a pet duck
i don't think i'm in any position to take care of a duck right now, so pass
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a display case containing five-hundred miniature figurines of various dog breeds in different poses. all of them are unique in pose and appearance (not necessarily breed)
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a display case containing five-hundred miniature figurines of various dog breeds in different poses. all of them are unique in pose and appearance (not necessarily breed)
would take if it was a duck instead
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a cool duck trophy
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a cool duck trophy
Take it.
A flute, with a slightly wet sheet of instructions, but still legible.
A flute, with a slightly wet sheet of instructions, but still legible.
Why does a flute need instructions? Suspicious. Pass.
An offer you can't refuse.
An offer you can't refuse.
Leave it, I don’t submit to your authority
Be isekai’d to your favorite fantasy universe (but you can’t ever go back to the real world)
Be isekai’d to your favorite fantasy universe (but you can’t ever go back to the real world)
nope I love the real world
a handphone
a handphone
if you mean a smartphone, i already have one, so pass
an offer you can refuse
an offer you can refuse
Refuse I will.
10 second penalty for Ocon.
10 second penalty for Ocon.
No I like Ocon
Uma Musume⁉
Uma Musume⁉
Who is she?
A VOCALOID copy with Kaito included
A VOCALOID copy with Kaito included
Rare Ocon fan spotted!cuckiezi 2 wrote:
No I like Ocon
OT: Yeah, sure.
some cute clothes
sure if i (non-exhaustive) like how they look
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any animal now made large (or small) enough to reasonably ride on for transport
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any animal now made large (or small) enough to reasonably ride on for transport
yeah sure
one-time use uno reverse card for anything in life
one-time use uno reverse card for anything in life
maybe but im prob just gonna leave it in my room and not use it anytime
a lightsaber that can only be used on miku expo
a lightsaber that can only be used on miku expo
pass.
a blahaj which will be your living pet/companion!
a blahaj which will be your living pet/companion!
I don't think I'm responsible enough for a living pet so no
-50% aim but +50% stream skills
-50% aim but +50% stream skills
nah, 50% * 0 is still 0
you get to go to every F1 race with Max Verstappen himself.
you get to go to every F1 race with Max Verstappen himself.
leave it, probably expensive and definitely loud and too much attention, i would be too overstimulated for something i would fail to understand
continue your life but start again from the contexts of the year 2014 ce and onward, you may bring any money you have and any personal items you currently own
continue your life but start again from the contexts of the year 2014 ce and onward, you may bring any money you have and any personal items you currently own
think i'll pass on this.
an egg.
an egg.
Absolutely, there's literally no con to that
You'll only see the world in black and white but you gain REALLY good vision and good drawing skills as a bonus
You'll only see the world in black and white but you gain REALLY good vision and good drawing skills as a bonus
no I already have pretty good drawing skills irl and my eyesight is nice too
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the ability to stay focused on doing one thing
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the ability to stay focused on doing one thing
Yes
+10% speed but -10% endurance.
+10% speed but -10% endurance.
nah
A day with your favorite game's developer or development team
A day with your favorite game's developer or development team
ye
blahaj.
blahaj.
obviously yes
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a really cool-looking bug
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a really cool-looking bug
If its friendly yes,
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Free Comms that u can choose from Art Comms to Hire a Hitman To kill Anyone You dont like
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Free Comms that u can choose from Art Comms to Hire a Hitman To kill Anyone You dont like
yeah
A day with Esteban Ocon.
A day with Esteban Ocon.
maybe, it would be fun to learn how to ride a car or something
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A lamppost.
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A lamppost.
selling it to city/state infrastructure at a bargain but making enough from it for rent
die to live a new life with a clean slate
die to live a new life with a clean slate
I wouldn't give up what I have right now for a reroll.
An ASUS GT1030 GPU with 2GB of VRAM, free of charge.
An ASUS GT1030 GPU with 2GB of VRAM, free of charge.
taking it, having an extra laptop for school is great
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a bismuth
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a bismuth
It's a GPUJLuca913 891 wrote:
taking it, having an extra laptop for school is great
OT: Sure.
The new Fractal Design Meshify 3 XL PC case.
take it, but idk if i could use it soon.
all the components of a pc EXCEPT the case and storage drive
all the components of a pc EXCEPT the case and storage drive
depends on how good they are, but most likely sure. i can source the missing parts whenever
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a bag of a variety of high-quality potatoes
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a bag of a variety of high-quality potatoes
past me you know exactly what i want
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a sneak-peek of an upcoming game you're excited for
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a sneak-peek of an upcoming game you're excited for
yes
A race week in the life of Max Verstappen, with the opportunity to review it afterwards.
A race week in the life of Max Verstappen, with the opportunity to review it afterwards.
Yes
A pill that wipes out every Any media spoiler so u can enjoy it without Spoilers from yt recommendations
A pill that wipes out every Any media spoiler so u can enjoy it without Spoilers from yt recommendations