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That's not an approaching wave of radioactive material and searing hot winds, that's a giant metorite!
that's not a giant meteorite, that's the Majora's Mask Moon getting pulled into our atmosphere.
that's not the majora's mask moon getting pulled into our atmosphere, that's just some cheese.
That's not just some cheese, that's a snowball!
That's not a snowball, its a big jar of semen
That's not a big jar of semen, it's an enormous bottle of milk!
That is not an enormous bottle of milk, that is a vat full of white paint!
That's not a vat full of white paint! That's mayonnaise!
That's not mayonaise, that's washabi!
That's not wasabi, that's mold!
that's not mold, that's the gum that mamba stuck under the table!
That's not the gum mamba stuck under the table, that's a slime!
That's not a slime, that's a phlegm.
Warning!
It's gross.
That's not snot, that's Tad's Tank.
That's not Tad's Tank, it's a toy tank.
That's not a toy tank, that's a Panzerkampfwagen Tiger Ausf.B (Sd.Kfz.182) Tiger II.
what? no! that's not a panzerkampfwagen tiger ausf.b (sd.kfz.182) tiger ii, that's the sanitized design from the fictional novel's merchandising ploy to totally revise its prior military vehicle insignia's controversial history!
That's not the design from the novel! That's a civilian off-road vehicle on treads!
and that's not a civilian off-road vehicle on treads, that's just my friend's installation artwork titled "voyage yearned".
That's not installation artwork, that's a bucket of paint spilled on the floor!
That's not a paint spilled on the floor, it's a new form of mural.
That's not a new form of mural, that's a bucket of c*m spilled
That's not a bucket of it spilled, that's the sticky glue to trap someone.
that's not sticky glue to trap someone, that's a thin sheet of black ice
That's not a thin sheet of black ice, that's a tinted piece of glass!
that's not a tinted piece of glass, that's a piece of obsidian!
that's not a piece of obsidian, that's a laptop!
that's not a laptop, that's a tablet
That's not a tablet, that's a matcha flavoured KitKat!
that's not a matcha-flavoured kitkat, those are drumsticks!
Those are not drumsticks, those are chopsticks!
those aren't chopsticks, that's an Asian
that's not an Asian, that's a Malaysian
that's not a Malaysian, that's an Indonesian
that's not an indonesian, that's a packet of indomie instant noodles
That's not a packet of Indomie instant noodles, that's a giant whole wheat biscuit!
That's not a giant whole wheat biscuit, that's a loaf of white bread
that's not a loaf of white bread, that's a block of white cheddar!
that's not a block of white cheddar, that's a block of pure cocaine!
That's not a carton of frozen milk, that's just a plain white cardboard box!
that's not a plain white cardboard box; that's a crusty white dog!
That's not a crusty white dog, that's a Nintendo Switch 2!
that's not a nintendo switch 2, that's a steam deck!
that's not a steam deck, that's an esteemed egg!!
that's not a dead end, it's an ˜”*°•.✨˜”*°•✨𝓸 𝓹 𝓹 𝓻 𝓸 𝓽 𝓾 𝓷 𝓲 𝓽 𝔂✨°*”˜✨.•°*”˜ •
that's not an "˜”*°•.✨˜”*°•✨𝓸 𝓹 𝓹 𝓻 𝓸 𝓽 𝓾 𝓷 𝓲 𝓽 𝔂✨°*”˜✨.•°*”˜ •", that's just random characters with misspelled text!
that's not just random characters with mispelled text, that's a forum signature!
that's not a forum signature, that's just a bunch of text and pics!
That's not an email, that's what Toto Wolff has printed out!